Upon seeing this archive of fictional stories based upon things this authoress has seen on the idiot box, it entirely probable that you brain will begin to seize... and you will begin to see things that you would not usually see upon the normal plane. Don't panic, just lie back, relax and try to enjoy the ride.

22 Mar 2009: You may have reached this profile through either reading one of the incredibly lame stories or you've received a review from it... Me reviewing from this account is because i've completely forgotten the password to my other one... :

One of the things i'm finding quite mystifying during the Poirot episode i'm watching is that the rather snobbish woman is keeping her dark tinted glasses on even in a darkly lit (by the looks anyway) post office... intriguing ... maybe she has panda eyes? Or she killed the old auntie?

I'm wanting some hot chocolate now...curse you Poirot...curse you

Hello all the peoples out there! Some of you will know me as the reviewer yami4eva91

Here's the link to my other profile (all Johnny Depp Stories): yami4eva91

People who take the time to find fics with particular pairings and then flame them because they don't like them are... well... wasting their time and potentially hurting others... i would say other, more blatant things but i'd rather keep this a happy... place

You're being warned now...I can get quite random/psychotically cheerful about some things... and if I review your fic...don't be scared...I don't bite...much...germs ya know...

Favourite Cartoons:Storm Hawks,Danny Phantom, Teen Titans, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Hey!Arnold, Courage the Cowardly Dog, South Park, Daria, Carl Squared ...plenty more

Anime: Trinity Blood, Hellsing, Vampire Hunter D, Gungrave, Naruto, Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist and i'll watch random episodes of Gundam Seed and Ghost In The Shell...and still get the plotlines 8D

Non Cartoons: Tin Man!, House!...I'm happily obsessed with this show...I'm getting the third season on DVD for Christmas 8D, MASH...is just plain awesome,Numb3rs, NCIS, Just Shoot Me!, Who's Line Is It Anyway?, Young Dracula... Gladiators! ahahahahahaha!

I recieved a PM from animehpgurl hope i didn't scare her too much...O_o asking if i had any new DP fics...i've got a couple of BILLION in my head...but i need to be a faithful writer and try and motivate myself to finish the fics i already have up here instead of strating a completely new one...hence the reason for my computer being full of half finished stories/ideas...I'll endeavor to finish at least some of my fics for you guys...hopeful smile...

Okay... i just went to check my emails and it said i received a review for Exiled, naturally i was excited and gave a little cheer! I love hearing about what others think of my writing, but i don't appreciate, and i don't think anyone would appreciate receiving what equates to a death threat. And what made it even worse was that the anonymous reviewer was named after a cartoon character who has a kind and caring nature... I don't know if they were joking or not, but it still hurt to see it. The story is on hiatus for a reason, and i was planning to finish and revamp all of my stories during Dec/Nov after my major exams, and to have people having a psyche at me without even signing in or leaving a return address is rather cowardly. I'm not going to block anonymous reviews even after this because i know i have nice people who review in this method. But, i'm thinking of leaving Exiled until i update/finish all of my other stories because i don't appreciate being threatened in a serious way. I apologise to all my faithful reviewers for this, and i hope you understand.

"YOU WILL FINISH THIS STROY OR YOU WILL DIE A PAINFULL MOURNFULL DEATH AND YOU CAN COUNT THAT IT WILL BE QUICK. SO GET TO IT OR ELSE!"

For serious? I won't take crap like this. It hasn't even been spell checked. I think i'll click the little report for abuse button and see what will happen. Oh that's right, they're anonymous and therefore will not get any reprimands for it. Grr.

If you want to tell me to update or if you need help or suggestions, just log in and PM me. Simple as that. I'll take anyone who PMs me seriously, and i love making new friends.