Hey everyone!

So about me..hmmm...well I love reading, softball, and swimming and I am currently reading Merchant of Venice

And before I say that I love the Twilight series...I have to admit that I now like the enire series except for Breaking Dawn...and until August 14th I will rant out how much I really loathe it. Okay well, that's a bit too far, but I felt that the ending to the series was incomplete...as if Stephenie Meyer wanted me to feel like I want to grab my computer and start feverishly typing out my version of Breaking Dawn.

It was a sad day folks when Twilights fans received their Breaking Dawn and finished reading it only to start laughing hysterically because they don't believe what has happened.

My favorite books are Eragon, Eldest, Warriors, Jane Austen books, most classics(Count of Monte Cristo, Scarlet Pimpernel, Dracula, Charles Dickens, ect..),ALL TP's books, Harry Potter, Avalon High, Twilight...ANYTHING VAMPIRE RELATED(awsomeness of course), Private series, the Pretty Little Liars series, Blue Blood series, Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, A-list series, The Luxe, Blue is for Nightmares series, Maximum Ride, Singer of All Songs, the Night Huntress series, Vampire Academy and Frostbite, anything by Libba Bray or Melissa De la Cruz...

My favorite movies are LotR, Harry Potter(only the first, second, and fourth), Devil Wears Prada, Phantom of the Opera, PotC(go johnny depp!!), PRIDE AND PREJUDICE 2005!! No Reservations, Dan in Real Life, the Bourne series, The Day After Tomorrow, SpiderMan series, I Am Legend, the Pursuit of Happiness, the Dark Knight, and Becoming Jane

My ships!!

TP: A/J(no duh!! my name says all =D), D/N(just a problem with age), K/D or K/C or K/N(kel's just good with many people), Aly/Nawat

HP: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, James/Lily(LJ)

twilight: Edward/Bella Alice/Jasper Emmett/Rosalie

Phantom : Erik/Christine

P&P : obsiously...Darcy/Elizabeth( though i prefer the 2005 version)

ships i hate

I hate A/G(it was just to fast...not at all romantic...)I only like it when they put draco malfoy with hermione or ginny if it is well written...

and I really don't like jacob/bella...no questions asked...no answers needed

I really don't mind the pairings in PofO or Potc or LotR or in avalon high...because well they all go well without conflict...

Go Edward Cullen!! (die Jacob die...muahahahaha...ok maybe not but i still dont like him that much...he was a jerk)

GO A/J!! WHOOP=D

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all your cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this to your profile

If your taller than your mother, copy and paste this on to your profile

If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Phoenix Fanatic, stormrider7, AlannaXJon4ever are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

You know when you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Jacob Black should die...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've reread chapter 23 of TWILIGHT over eight times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've wanted Emily Browning as Bella in the Twilight Movie rather than Kristen Stewart...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Gaspard Ulliel should play Edward in the Twilight Movie no matter how old he is(ok...just under 25)...copy and paste this onto your profile

A poem on abortion..from another author's site

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

If you can't walk in heels, copy this into your profile.

If you think technology is going to destroy the human race, yet still use it, copy this into your profile

If you HATE stereotypes, copy and paste this(and the following statements) into your profile!

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass

I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I have GREEN SKIN so I MUST be a witch

I'm a GIRL so I MUST be useless and bossed around

I'm GAY so I MUST be a pansy.

I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be sex-obsessed and irresponsible

get your A/J on (inspired by other writers...)

if you feel 10-17 sympathy for jacob by the end of eclipse then i'm right there with you!!

if you can't stand those who use chat speak in their fanfictions(unless it's for an instant message humor fic) then i'm also right there with you

._. the little dude is watching...all of us small people are watching. never underestimate us ._.