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Author has written 29 stories for Naruto, Inuyasha, Harry Potter, Gilmore Girls, Chronicles of Narnia, Glee, Doctor Who, Merlin, Lord of the Rings, Twilight, and Torchwood.
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So some of you may have guessed, but all of my Naruto/HP stories are currently on hiatus until further notice. I'd still like to finish them, but I'm seriously lacking the inspiration to do so. Sorry to those of you who are waiting on updates - maybe sometime in the future, but right now I'm busy with school and my muse is stuck in the Glee and Game of Thrones fandoms. Once again, I will try and finish them in the future (esp. Dissonance and HbaM) but please don't expect or anticipate updates soon.
I WRITE FOR THE SAME REASON I BREATHE: IF I DIDN'T, I WOULD DIE. (ISAAC ASIMOV)
I AM a lazy, cranky teenager who wishes that school would start later. Computers are addicting, as is Pepsi, and my muse is a slave driver. Plot Bunnies attack me regularly and beat me to death unless I write their stories, which is why I have about 20 unfinished and ignored starts to stories sitting on my computer. I talk to myself and the voices in my head talk back. I'm bisexual, and no, I don't mean that I only kiss girls when I'm drunk. I like being weird, and thank god that I'm not unique like everybody else. I use sarcasm daily. I have come around to the joy that is coffee, mostly because of delicious mochas and lattes. I use big words out of habit, not as a way to make myself look smart. Chat-speak gives me shivers. My grammar sucks big time, and my spelling isn't that great either. I carry a book with me everywhere because socializing isn't my thing. Look up anti-social in the dictionary and you'll see my picture underneath it. My mind is slowly becoming perverted, but I blame fanfiction and Kakashi. Damn that Icha Icha Paradise.
YOU MUST STAY DRUNK ON WRITING SO REALITY CANNOT DESTROY YOU. (RAY BRADBURY)
10 Reasons Gay Marriage is wrong!
If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Post this in your profile if you believe Homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
We've got an educational system that's in the shitter, we've got a war going on, there's on thing after another, and what did our President think was important? Queers. That's what's important! That somehow, if we could stop the gays from getting married, everything else would turn out just fine! Everything would change - there'd be solar energy! The Sunni's and the Shiite's would lay down their arms: "He stopped the Queers! I love you too."
I believe that the reason that it's difficult for the gay community to be integrated into this society at large, the way they should be, is because there are no champions for them in Congress or in the White House. And that is the way that every group of people has basically been integrated into society. That's the way it works.
Instead, you have people like Rick Santorum, a senator from Pennsylvania, who says things that he should think and...shut his fucking mouth. You can go ahead and think it, that's fine, but you don't say aloud that homosexuality is a threat to the American family. Because that's prejudice. That's complete and utter prejudice and ignorance, on a level that is staggering at this point in time. It's very similar to the prejudice that the Jews faced when it was thought that during the first night of Passover that we would go into the Christian community and kidnap the firstborn of Christian families and kill it! And that, for those of you who don't realize, is bullshit! We would've kidnapped the child and made him work for us, and that's a big difference.
Homosexuality is a threat to the American family, are you kidding me? How? No one ever explains it. How? It's like there's a Jehovah's Witnesses of Gaydom! "Hi, we're here and we're Queer, we're here and we're Queer!" "I brought swatches, I brought swatches!"
But maybe I'm wrong! Maybe there are a group of Gay Banditos! Who get into a van everyday and wander from village to dell. And as night begins to fall, they go back into a suburban neighborhood, to that cul de sac, where only one house stands. And in the window, a young American family is just sitting down for their first meal. And these Queers...these Queers...don their black cloaks and hoods and matching pumps - very tasteful - and they charcoal up their faces and they sneak up to that house and open the door and start: FUCKING EACH OTHER IN THE ASS!!
And another American family is destroyed!
Lewis Black, Red White & Screwed Performance
WRITING IS A SOCIALLY ACCEPTED FORM OF SCHIZOPHRENIA. (E.L. DOCTOROW)
Fandom List (or, fandoms I'll probably write it at some point or another)
Glee, Game of Thrones, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Naruto, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Merlin, Inuyasha, Once Upon a Time, Parks and Recreation, Lord of the Rings.
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE RIGHT WORD AND THE ALMOST RIGHT WORD IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIGHTNING AND A LIGHTNING BUG. (MARK TWAIN)
"This is the crack team that foils my every plot?! I am deeply shamed."
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
Sark: Good luck, Sydney.
Normal is just a setting on your dryer.
Words can't hurt you unless the person saying them writes them on an anvil and drops it on your head.
I have no preference. I hate everyone equally.
To think I'm going to die because I flirt with women.
I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die.
Three things cannot be hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.
I am more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than of 100 lions led by a sheep.
Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
He was so narrow-minded that he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they are exactly like the old ones.
"Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indisctincly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad."
Whoever said sunshine brings happiness never danced in the pouring rain.
Books are always better than real, live boyfriends any day of the week. They don't talk back and they're always there for you. You can have as many of them as you want and they won't complain.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
You may have created my past, and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future.
"The best advice I can give you is to ignore advice. Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others."
"If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them."
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.
You are unique just like everybody else
"I'm gonna be over here, brooding, silently."
Well, not all of us can come and go by bubble.
They're just shoes - let it go!
Are people born wicked? Or do they have wickedness thrust upon them?
Let the little girl go, and that poor little dog...Dodo.
Glinda: Elphie...You mustn't blame yourself. It's dreadful, it is, to have a house fall on you, but accidents do happen.
There's a goat on the lamb, sir.
Elphaba: So you lied to them?
Galinda: What's in this punch?
Well, what could he have gotten me? I clash with everything.
We've got men, we've got rockets, we've got Saran Wrap; fix it!
God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.
A friend will console you when you're rejected by that person you like, but a REAL friend would march right up to them and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
Well behaved women rarely make history.
"Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid."
If you're against gay marriage, don't marry someone of the same sex.
“SHE IS THE FANGED SERPENT. SHE SEES WISHES IN YOUR BRAIN.”
The scarred man smirked before looking at the occupants in the bed, “Hello, law abiding citizens,” his gaze shifted to the three Uchihas, “Marginally law abiding citizens,” and then his eyes fell on Kisame, “… citizen.”
"I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'"
"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
"Remember in elementary school, you were told that incase of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?"
“One of the mermaids is a closet-pervert and will try to molest my soul!”
“How about this? The chances are better for Snape to suddenly declare his open armed support for inter-house unity by standing in the middle of a busy hallway and shouting ‘HOUSE UNITY HUG SANDWICH! SLYTHERIN MEAT!’ at which point Sirius and Remus could come up and warmly cuddle him in their arms simultaneously to which he would reply ‘I’m warm and toasty like pastrami caressed with wonder bread.’”
“Whatever my grievances, Headmaster,” She said in a dead-on impression of Dumbledore. “I am sure I can address them best by pinning you to the outer wall of your castle and skinning you alive. Knife?” She asked in the exact same tone Dumbledore had used and opened her cloak to reveal lines and lines of glittering weapons.
"What are you even going to do with six kids for a month?" Sam said.
"We could summon Death, point to Voldemort and say 'that one'."
EASY READING IS DAMN HARD WRITING. (NATHANIAL HAWTHORNE)
1. Flame me because I write gay pairings, and I'll tear your ego into tiny little bits. I can do it, trust me.
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