Author has written 21 stories for Naruto, Inuyasha, Harry Potter, Bleach, Gilmore Girls, Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of the Rings, and Twilight.
The Random Things to Put in Your Profile (that everyone needs to do..)
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you think that you are awesome, put this in your profile.
If you know someone that should be run over by a bus put this in your profile.
If you have called any of your friends insane, put this in your profile.
If you have called any of your friends insane more than once, put this in your profile.
If you read crack pairing and crack crossovers put this in your profile.
If you are on the computer for over 20 hours a week, put this in your profile.
If you fear the men in white, put this in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you believe that those damn kids should give the Trix Rabbit their cereal, copy this onto your profile
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile.
If you noticed that whoever Elizabeth Swan kisses dies copy and paste this in your profile. (Jack, Will, her father, Norrington, ect..
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile
If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what’s so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
A true friend is someone who will who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, TheDevilsAngel93 xD, krakengirl, Destiny Writes, Unwritten.25
If you think that Sasuke completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. (hell yeah!)
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
"I break tradition
Sometimes my tries, are outside the lines
We've been conditioned to not make mistakes
But I can't live that way, oh no.
Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find
Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is, where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten." (Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield)
~Unwritten's Corner of Woe~
Basic Info: I'm a lazy, cranky teenager who wishes that school would start later. Computers are addicting, as is Pepsi, and my muse is a slave driver. Plot Bunnies attack me regularly and beat me to death unless I write their stories, which is why I have about 20 unfinished and ignored starts to stories sitting on my computer. I have no fashion sense, and mock people that do. I talk to myself and the voices in my head talk back. I'm fat and damn proud of it, even if it will make me die 20 years earlier than a normal person. I like being weird, and thank god that I'm not unique like everybody else. I use sarcasm daily. I hate coffee. I use bigs words out of habit, not as a way to make myself look smart. Chat-speak gives me shivers. My grammar sucks big time, and my spelling isn't that great either. I carry a book with me everywhere because socializing isn't my thing. Look up anti-social in the dictionary and you'll see my picture underneath it. My mind is slowly becoming perverted, but I blame fanfiction and Kakashi. Damn Icha Icha Paradise.
Current Story Updates: Okay, so my updating skills still suck. God, you'd think since I have so much time on my hands I'd get things done! I promise to try and update soon. I'm determined! I've updated my current story's placements and put all the crossovers I have into the crossover catagory now that they can be added to C2s. I'm going to try and update AV sometime before November, and hopefully get my other stories updated as well...
Future Story Updates: I'm on a Narnia kick right now. How could I have missed the loveliness of Caspian and Peter when I saw that movie? Anyhow, I've got a few oneshots planned for that that should be up sooner or later...and a Naruto/HP oneshot that I'm looking forward to writing! Other than that, I think most of my new stories will be put on hold until I start moving on with the ones already up.
What and Why I write: I write because I love it, and I write what I love to read. I'd love to write some popular story that's so big and meaningful you can't help but love it, but I really can't. Usually a lot of my stories won't get published, or won't be finished as my mind is constantly moving and plot bunnies attack me daily. I love writing Yaoi/Slash stories, but I also like a couple of het pairings. Mainly I only use Het pairings for background relationships (unfortunately not everyone can be gay. Damn.) and usually my main pairing is a gay one. I like to write Romance, Action/Adventure, Drama, and sometimes General genres.
Some things about my writing: Any morals I may have had entering the world of fanfiction have disappeared, so be prepared for anything when it comes to my writing/plots. I'm not afraid to include Yaoi, Yuri, Incest, Rape, Chan, and all other sorts of unmentionable things in my plot. I tend to have an idea, and instantly write it - that's why a lot of my stories only have a couple of chapters for a while. I don't think far ahead when I'm writing - I've never had pre-written chapters for my long two years of writing. I always write as I go. I tend to forget details from previous chapters, so if I mention something and then say something different later, that's why. Music is a daily inspiration for me - a lot of my stories have song titles for their titles, and I like to intigrate music into my stories (examples of this are Dissonance and Fix You). I really love character analogies - especially writing them. I love getting into the head of the character and finding out what makes them tick, and then explaining it my ideas to my readers. I also love different POVs, mainly centering on the character I love the most - I've always liked seeing things through a different point of view. I like knowing what I'll write, but I also don't plan tiny details ahead of time. I usually keep a general timeline that changes as the story moves on.
I'm a diehard Naruto and Harry Potter fan, but I also like to drabble in InuYasha, Lord of the Rings, Full Metal Alchemist, Bleach, and Rurouni Kenshin, although my muse is easily seduced by any fandom that looks interesting. I also love crossovers of any kind, especially those dealing with Harry Potter and/or Naruto.
Other Stuff: Alright guys (I'm finally updating this part, yey!) I'll try and update before November because I'm going to try and do NaNoWriMo this year! I was going to last year, but I had to be gone for the last two weeks of November without computer access so it didn't really work out. But this year I'm really determined to do it and I've got a good story idea in mind, so I'll probably be ignoring my stories for November (not like that's a change from the usual, ne? XD). I'm going to see if I can update things in the next week or so so that you have something to tide you over while I see if I can be an actual writer. Wish me luck!
SPOLIER SECTION:
(I swear to God, my reactions to certain books/movies/tv shows got so long that it needed it's own section. These are in no certain order and if you've seen what I've seen you'll know what the hell I'm talking about. I'll add more as time goes by...)
-has just read the newest Naruto chapters so, uhm, spoilers?- EDIT: HOLY EFFING SHIT, KAKASHI'S ALIVE!! HE'S ALIVE, HE'S ALIVE, HE'S FUCKING ALIIIIIIIIVE!! I LOVE YOU KISHIMOTO. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE YOU! YEY KAKASHI-SENSEI IS ALIIIIIIIIIVE! (-feels slightly silly for the caps lock overdose-)
-has read more new Naruto chapters, so spoilers again- ARGH. WHY THE HELL IS DANZO ROKUDAIME. DAMN YOU KISHIMOTO, DAMN YOU! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE NARUTO, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE NARUTO! DAMNIT, EVEN KAKASHI WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER THAN THAT BASTARD. And awwwwww, SaiNaru scenes are so effing CUTE.
-has just read new Holic chapters, so spoilers again- I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!! I FUCKING KNEW IT, BITCHES! I knew Watanuki would take over Yuuko's store! I feel so EFFING SMART RIGHT NOW. YESH. HE'S GOING TO BE SUCH A KICK-ASS WISH-MASTER! I DEMAND FIC OF WATANUKI BEING THE SHOP OWNER. NAO, BBS. NAO. (I am so happy that I have begun to use chat-speak. These are dire times.)
-has just read new Naruto chapters, SPOILERS again- SASUKE IF YOU KILL DANZO SO THAT NARUTO CAN BE HOKAGE, I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER. I MAY EVEN FORGIVE YOU FOR KILLING ITACHI (not really). Although, if Sasuke doesn't get his ass handed to him by all these Kage's, I think something is wrong with the world, because he isn't that damn powerful. -_-
-has just watched "Shawn Takes A Shot in the Dark" (Psych 409) so more spoilers- OMFG. SHAWN WHUMPUGE. THERE BETTER BE FIC AFTER THIS PEOPLE.
NOTICE: I am looking for a Beta Reader. Yes, I know they have a nice little system for it now, but I don't have the time or patience too look through all those names to find someone perfect to beta read my stories. Therefore I'm putting an ad up here and in the my next updates. I need someone who is a fan of yaoi, has very loose morals, and is GOOD at grammar/punctuation/spelling/pointing out Unwritten's mistakes. Someone who would beta read "An Inconvenient Truth", "Dissonance", or "More Than Useless" would be awesome. If you have an interest in being my beta reader PM or email me with details. (This is not an urgent need. A couple of people have already volunteered.)
"I just wasted ten seconds of your life." (Relient K)
50 Best reasons Gay Marriage is wrong!
1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, birth control and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4. Marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all: women are property, matches are arranged in childhood, blacks can't marry whites, Catholics can't marry Jews, divorce is illegal, and adultery is punishable by death
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9. If we look to the word of God, His punishment for sexual immorality is equal to that of murder. Therefore, teaching kids to tolerate homosexuality is equal to teaching them to tolerate murder.
10. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy (insurance, government, tourism, banking, retail, education, and social services), suburban malls, or longer life spans.
12. Gay marriage should be decided by people not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.
13. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a “seperate but equal” institution is always constitutional. Seperate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as seperate marriages for gays and lesbians will.
14. There is no separation between religious marriage and legal marriage, because there is no separation of church and state.
15. Devout, faithful Anglicans should never accept same-sex marriage, because it is an affront to the traditional family values upheld by Henry VIII and his wife, Catherine of Aragon, and his wife, Anne Boleyn, and his wife, Jane Seymour, and his wife, Anne of Cleves, and his wife, Catherine Howard, and his wife, Catherine Parr. They all knew the meaning of marriage and none of them lost their heads over the matter.
16. Married gay people will encourage others to be gay, in a way that unmarried gay people do not.
17. Legalizing gay marriage will lead to legalizing dog marriage. This can be inferred from the history of other political initiatives for gender equality. For example, when American women got the right to vote in 1920, it led to terriers voting in 1925, and when Title IX was passed in 1972 to prevent sex discrimination in any federally-funded school, resulting in the creation of athletic opportunities for girls, it led to Bichon Frises on the basketball court during the Reagan administration.
18. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to legislative change in general, which could possibly include the legalization of polygamy, incest, medical marijuana, and unmuzzled pit bulls. Because we don’t know what might come down the next slippery slope, we should never change any law.
19. Legal marriage will inspire gays to mimic straight traditions, such as spiritual commitment ceremonies and celebratory parties, which is currently impermissible for them to do and which they have never done before.
20. Marriage is designed to protect the well-being of children. Gay people do not need marriage because they never have children from prior relationships, artificial insemination, surrogacy, or adoption.
21. Civil unions are a good option because "separate but equal" institutions are always constitutional. In fact, compared with marriage, civil unions are so attractive that straight people are calling dibs on them.
22. A man should not be able to marry whomever a woman can marry, and a woman should not be able to marry whomever a man can marry, because in this country we do not believe in gender equality.
23. If gays marry, some of straight people's tax dollars would end up supporting families whose structure they may find morally objectionable. Clearly, it is more just to continue taking gay people's tax dollars to support straight families, who are going to heaven regardless of what anyone else thinks of them.
24. Gays should hold off on the marriage question until society is more accepting of them, because they are not part of society.
25. The people's voice must be heard on this issue. Therefore, we must have a vote on a federal constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage, because we can't think of any other way to discuss the issue.
26. Each state should decide for itself whether gay marriage will be recognized, because there is no "full faith and credit" clause that requires states to recognize each other's institutions.
27. Gay marriage attempts to replace natural heterosexual instinct with a cultural institution. Morality demands that we subordinate institutionalized commitment to raw, unfettered, biological impulse.
28. Gay marriages could very well suffer maladies like domestic violence and substance abuse. That's why we invented the Quality Control department to pre-approve the righteousness of all marriage applicants.
29. Those who support gay marriage aim to overthrow the dominant culture, as evidenced by their enthusiasm to participate in it.
30. If the state performs gay marriages, Christians might become more liberal and divide into more mutually opposed parties. Since the government is an arm of the church and is responsible for keeping the peace in Christian leadership councils, it should not get involved with gay marriage.
31. After gay marriage was legalized in Scandinavian countries in 2004, more heterosexual couples realized they wanted to live together and bear children without marrying first. Banning gay marriage is a good way to prevent this practice, as is banning independent thought and mandating straight marriage by age 21.
32. Heterosexual marriage was invented in the Biblical book of Genesis. Written somewhere between 1500 and 500 BCE, Genesis came as a great relief to people in many cultures, such as China, who, prior to 1500 BCE, sat around waiting for the Mesopotamians to invent the family unit.
33. Gay marriage would allow more partners and children to sign onto the family breadwinner's healthcare plan. Given that 44 million Americans do not have health insurance, it is safe to say that health insurance is not an American value.
34. The possibility of getting a gay marriage might encourage some married heterosexuals to divorce and seek a gay union instead. These marriages were obviously happy and successful, and the justices who provide gay second marriages should be charged with alienation of affection.
35. Gay marriage may hurl the populace into existential crisis and cause spontaneous divorces. Divorce triggers our moral hemorrhaging, but we will keep it legal. It is easier to seek the criminalization of gay marriage than the criminalization of divorce, particularly because most of us have had a few divorces.
36. Gay marriage is tainted because some of the applicants might be divorcees marrying for the second time. We oppose remarriage, and would like to ensure that no one marries more than once; therefore we will oppose the entire institution of marriage, to ensure that no one ever marries at all. That casts the net wide enough to catch all the would-be second-timers.
37. The people have the right to demand to vote on a Massachusetts constitutional amendment against gay marriage. There is no reason for proposed amendments to go through the state Legislature first, as is constitutionally required, because the Legislature doesn't spend all that many paid hours sitting around discussing the legal ramifications on behalf of ordinary citizens who are too busy with their own jobs to figure out everything at stake.
38. The arguments for gay marriage are flawed because Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry has made inconsistent statements about gay marriage, and he is known for his consistency on other issues.
39. Married gay couples will find it easier to adopt children, who might then be bullied and teased by other children for who their parents are. This reflects poorly on the judgment of gays who adopt children with the risk that their child could possibly be teased. It does not, of course, imply anything about the responsibilities of heterosexual parents, whose children only pick up rocks for geological interest and couldn't have been listening when their parents made those comments about their neighbors.
40. Children of married gay couples might suffer bullying and teasing more often than children of unmarried gay couples, because playground bullies are sensitive to the nuances of contract law.
41. It is reasonable and fair to institute "civil unions" that provide all the rights and responsibilities of marriage, but we cannot apply the holy, mystical word "marriage" to this contract. Deriving from the Latin maritare, "marriage" evokes the dignity of the typical Roman man who engaged in licentious sex with both sexes until he reached middle age, at which time he maritared a teenage girl to bear his children.
42. According to the three proposed "compromise" Massachusetts constitutional amendments defeated by the Legislature on Feb. 11 and 12, 2004, the best way to "protect the unique relationship of heterosexual marriage" is to institute civil unions that are in every way identical to it.
43. God created the institution of marriage, just after he created 2.9 APR automobile financing, student loans, HMOs, and divorce.
44. We must defer to the President's opinion on gay marriage, since the Republican party was given its authority by God. As it is written: "Republican and Democrat created He them." Paul elaborated: "Democrats, submit to the Republican."
45. In San Francisco, where renegade officials have married same-sex couples for the past several weeks, experts suggest that the city may suffer an earthquake in about ten years. Geological experts, that is. But good Christians don't recognize the opinion of Earth scientists, who falsely claim the Earth is 4.5 billion years old; they get their seismic information from their preachers, who say the earthquake's coming next week.
46. Allowing same-sex marriage could increase gay public displays of affection, because marriage has historically been proven to stimulate couples' interest in sex.
47. Making civil marriage available to same-sex couples could spur the wedding industry, and businesses would sure hate to pay taxes on all that profit.
48. Straight men are opposed to gay marriage because they would prefer that gay men try to be straight and compete with them for access to women, trimming down the pool of eligible dates to make courtship more challenging and exciting.
49. The country can't afford to provide benefits for any more married couples. That's why President Bush would never consider spending 150 million on programs that encourage more straight people to get married.
50. Gay marriage is wrong because children might be led to think that it is right and that would clearly be wrong.
If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Post this in your profile if you believe Homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
We've got an educational system that's in the shitter, we've got a war going on, there's on thing after another, and what did our President think was important? Queers. That's what's important! That somehow, if we could stop the gays from getting married, everything else would turn out just fine! Everything would change - there'd be solar energy! The Sunni's and the Shiite's would lay down their arms: "He stopped the Queers! I love you too."
I believe that the reason that it's difficult for the gay community to be integrated into this society at large, the way they should be, is because there are no champions for them in Congress or in the White House. And that is the way that every group of people has basically been integrated into society. That's the way it works.
Instead, you have people like Rick Santorum, a senator from Pennsylvania, who says things that he should think and...shut his fucking mouth. You can go ahead and think it, that's fine, but you don't say aloud that homosexuality is a threat to the American family. Because that's prejudice. That's complete and utter prejudice and ignorance, on a level that is staggering at this point in time. It's very similar to the prejudice that the Jews faced when it was thought that during the first night of Passover that we would go into the Christian community and kidnap the firstborn of Christian families and kill it! And that, for those of you who don't realize, is bullshit! We would've kidnapped the child and made him work for us, and that's a big difference.
Homosexuality is a threat to the American family, are you kidding me? How? No one ever explains it. How? It's like there's a Jehovah's Witnesses of Gaydom! "Hi, we're here and we're Queer, we're here and we're Queer!" "I brought swatches, I brought swatches!"
But maybe I'm wrong! Maybe there are a group of Gay Banditos! Who get into a van everyday and wander from village to dell. And as night begins to fall, they go back into a suburban neighborhood, to that cul de sac, where only one house stands. And in the window, a young American family is just sitting down for their first meal. And these Queers...these Queers...don their black cloaks and hoods and matching pumps - very tasteful - and they charcoal up their faces and they sneak up to that house and open the door and start: FUCKING EACH OTHER IN THE ASS!!
And another American family is destroyed!
Lewis Black, Red White & Screwed Performance
(If you think Lewis Black is a genius, post this in your profile.)
Adam Lambert FACTS, baby!
1) When Adam Lambert belts out a falsetto, the Louvre's glass pyramid crashes.
2) Adam Lambert is so hot that all the water in Venice has evaporated.
3) Adam Lambert does not stare at you. Your eyes automatically direct to the Lambert.
4) Adam Lambert can sing the classified ads.
5) When Adam Lambert sways his hip, the tides change.
6) Adam Lambert's eyeliner is darker than darkness.
7) Adam Lambert can sing throughout eternity...twice.
8) Elvis Presley had a sing-off with Adam Lambert. Elvis Presley died.
9) If you have 10 million votes and Adam Lambert has 10 million votes, Adam Lambert has more votes than you.
10) Adam Lambert doesn't need permission to sing a song. Artists pay him to sing their songs on Idol.
11) When Adam Lambert sings, even the deaf can hear.
12) Adam Lambert does not put on make up. Make up puts on Adam Lambert.
13) Adam Lambert can provide you a square root of -1.
14) When Adam Lambert speaks, the whole world obeys.
15) Adam Lambert can explain why "one of the best performances of the night" has 6 words.
16) Adam Lambert can make Paula comment on his finale night performance even during the Top 8.
17) Adam Lambert can make Randy say cat instead of dog.
18) Adam Lambert's voice destroyed Pluto. That's why it's not a planet anymore.
19) Adam Lambert knows who the Gossip Girl is.
20) Adam Lambert can make 12 copies of himself to make up the Top 13.
21) Adam Lambert can read Lady Gaga's poker face.
22) Adam Lambert practices singing underwater.
23) If you Google "Who can beat Adam Lambert", there will be negative results.
24) Only Adam Lambert can make David Archuleta's crush go away.
25) Adam Lambert created a new musical note for his high notes called "win".
26) Adam Lambert made all the piano-makers extend the piano to two more octaves.
27) The Beatles dedicated their album "1" to Adam Lambert.
28) Adam Lambert can make Simon change his shirt color.
29) A vampire once bit Adam Lambert and died because Holy Water flows through Adam's veins.
30) Adam Lambert can make an apple pie with oranges.
31) Adam Lambert is so good, Studio 54 changed it's name.
32) Adam Lambert doesn't look like Pete Wentz. Pete Wentz looks like Adam Lambert.
33) In space no one can hear you scream .. unless the screamer is Adam Lambert.
34) Moses didn't part the Red Sea, Adam Lambert's voice did.
35) Adam Lambert is the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd best singer in the world.
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You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.
(I remember so many of them...A true 90's kid. XD)
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things
(I wanna do so many of them...T.T)
What Kind of Seme/Uke are you?
You are a Chibi Seme!
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.
Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke
(Wohoo! Go me! XD)
Find out for yourself at http://semeuke.com/quiz.html
Top Thirty Favorite Pairings
1. Itachi/Naruto (Naruto)
2. Snape/Harry (Harry Potter)
3. Doumeki/Watanuki (xxxHOLIC)
4. Sasuke/Naruto (Naruto
5. Fuji/Ryoma (Prince of Tennis)
6. Adam Lambert/Kris Allen (American Idol)
7. Kirk/Spock (Star Trek)
8. Gaara/Naruto (Naruto)
9. Lassiter/Shawn (Psych)
10. Roy/Ed (Fullmetal Alchemist)
11. Kanda/Allen (D.gray man)
12. Sesshoumaru/Inuyasha (Inuyasha)
13. Murtaugh/Eragon (Inheritance Cycle)
14. Jack/Ianto (Torchwood)
15. Norrington/Jack (Pirates of the Carribean)
16. Grimmjow/Ichigo (Bleach)
17. Wolfwood/Vash (Trigun)
18. Lavi/Allen (D.gray man)
19. Draco/Harry (Harry Potter)
20. Sano/Kenshin (Rurouni Kenshin)
21. Neji/Naruto (Naruto)
22. Tom Riddle (or Voldemort)/Harry (Harry Potter)
23. Kazahaya/Rikuo (Legal Drug)
24. House/Wilson (House MD)
25. Kenpachi/Ichigo (Bleach)
26. Hichigo/Ichigo (Bleach)
27. Kouga/Inuyasha (Inuyasha)
28. Chase/House (House MD)
29. Light/L (Death Note)
30. Jack/Will (Pirates of the Carribean)
"Back off I'll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone." (Opinions)
On Harry/Snape relationship: Harry and Snape are two of the most loved characters in the HP fandom. Why is that? Harry, I understand since he's the main character that we can all sympathize with. However, Snape? I could never understand this when I started writing HP. I disliked Snape immensely, mainly because he was an unfair, hypocritical bastard who enjoyed shooting people again and again until they choked in the dirt. But then I read a Severitus (with some leery feelings, I admit) and all the sudden I paging through my beat up HP books, wondering why the hell I hadn't seen this before!
Harry and Snape have a unique relationship, unlike all the rest of the characters. Snape openly dislikes Harry, and Harry has made himself hate Snape to counter that. In Canon they have a rough and eventually terrifying relationship. However, they are also the two characters that are most likely to benefit from each other.
Dumbledore was right about this. They can understand each other, if they both pitched in. Harry has seen horrible things for a child - no 14 year should have to see someone die and live with the visions, and his godfather's death after that. He had to kill someone when he was 11, for God's sake! (betcha all forgot about Quirrel, didn't ya?) He's not really more mature than his friends, but he has so much potential to be after all the things he's lived through.
Snape, on the other hand, has lived through far worse. He's been tortured, both mentally and physically, since he was born - his father obviously wasn't a nice man and his Hogwarts years had the Mauderers (sp?) Then he went to Voldie, and, well we all know what happens then. Then he goes to Dumbledore, who just sends him back into the snake's nest with the words 'it's all for the greater good'. He's had to be a sarcastic son of a bitch to let out his rage and bitterness at the world that never helped him.
Harry can relate to Snape in some way, and I know that Snape can relate to Harry. They can also help each other; Snape to guide Harry away from his mistakes and Harry to help Snape show that there is sometimes goodness in the world (no matter how cliche it sounds). Their relationship obviously couldn't start like this - I'd think it'd start with something made of more broken colors - hatred, anger, bitterness, vengence, lust even. But there's potential for it to grow into something more than that, and that's what I love more than all of the sentimental kissing and secret loving from afar.
On Harry/Ginny love: Don't get me wrong; I like Ginny Weasley. I think that she's got spunk and temper - two things I like to see in my women characters. However I don't really like to see her with Harry for a couple of reasons.
One is that when I look at their pairing all I see is a shadow of James/Lily. Honestly - carbon copy of James Potter falls head over heels with carbon copy of Lily Evans and they get married and have three/four kids? My teeth are rotting from the complete sweetness of it. What are the actual chances of Harry falling in love with a red-head with a personality (fiery, independant, and smart) so close to his mother's it's uncanny?
Plus - did anyone else notice that everyone in Hogwarts finds their "true love" only after, like, one relationship before-hand? Harry had Cho for Books 3-5, and then all the sudden he finds the woman he's going to marry in Ginny right after that. Ron had Lavender, and Hermione had Krum and now they're all for marriage and kids and all that jazz (however, that wasn't really that surprising; after all Ron and Hermione have been eyeing each other for a while).
Also - after Book 2 we saw pratically nothing of Ginny; there were a couple of vague statements about her here and there, but otherwise no info. Then all the sudden she "appears" in books 5 and 6, just when, oh my lord, Harry needs a love interest. I can see some Mary-Sue in her; fiery, smart, athletic, good-natured, mature girl that's just absolutely perfect for Harry's every single need? Uh huh, I don't think so.
I can see that Ginny would be a potientially good match for Harry (if she had a better character that wasn't exactly like Lily Evans) - but I protest that they would instantly fall in love with each other as soon as Ginny was of age and get married as soon as the war was over and have three/four kids. Their pairing has an overall air of cliche that I don't really like to see in my books or in my fanfiction, which is why I tend to avoid their pairing.
On SasuNaru/NaruSasu: I am a SasuNaru fan. I don't deny it; I embrace it. When I see SasuNaru scenes in canon my inner fangirl giggles like a schoolgirl on crack.
The SasuNaru fandom holds a lot of fans, which I think is the main reason that a lot of yaoi haters often focus their anger at SasuNaru shipping. To be honest, they do have some good points; especially about the quality of fanfiction going around. It still annoys me that the idiots choose to ignore the stories full of fucking awesome shit, but if they ignore wonderful stories like that, well I guess it's their loss.
What annoys me the most about SasuNaru isn't the fanfiction or the bad quality or the numerous amount of fans (especially the ones that go 'zomg, saske + nruto foeves!' or something -rolls eyes-) but more the entire issue of 'seme/uke relationships'. I'm not gay, I don't know any gay people, so I suppose my opinion doesn't really have any basis, but I don't really like to read sasUKE or a crybaby, completely submissive Naruto. Why? Because it doesn't fit their personalities. At all. In any way, shape, or form.
I dislike submissive characters on instinct, which is probably the reason I dislike Hinata most of the time unless she's decided to be kick-ass. So when you take a spit-fire like Naruto and make him whiny and baby-ish and malleable...it kinda disgusts me. The same goes for Sasuke; he's a stubborn son-of-a-bitch, not a blushing violet. They're not girls for god's sake (no offense meant; I'm a girl as well).
So yeah - I wanted to rant about this since I've been reading some more SasuNaru fanfiction. I generally dislike having completely OOC characters, which is why I'll always be a supporter of SasuNaruSasu (in other words; where the seme/uke cliche doesn't exist).
"I know that you are wrong,
Headstrong, we're headstrong." (End of Opinions)
"You're the Only One I Would Take a Shot On." (Favorite Characters)
Favorite Naruto Characters: Uzumaki Naruto, Yondaime Hokage, Uchiha Itachi, Hyuuga Neji, Sabaku no Gaara, Yamanaka Ino, Nara Shikamaru, Hatake Kakashi, Jiraiya, Tsunade, Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke.
Favorite Harry Potter Characters: Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Bill Weasley, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Remus Lupin, Blaise Zabini, Sirius Black, Lily Potter, Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley.
Favorite Full Metal Alchemist Characters: Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, Hawkeye, Alphonse Elric, Major Armstrong, Hughes.
Favorite Bleach Characters: Kurosaki Ichigo, Byakuya, Renji, Rukia, Hollow Ichigo, Orihime (sp?), Ishida.
Favorite InuYahsa Characters: Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, Miroku, Shippo, Sango, Kaede, Souta, Kagura, Rin, Jaken, Kagome.
Favorite Rurouni Kenshin Characters: Himura Kenshin, Hajime Saitou, Sagara Sanosuke, Shinomori Aoshi, Yahiko, Kamiya Kaoru.
"I Get the Tinglies in a Silly Place." (Favorite Pairings)
Favorite Naruto Pairings: Naruto/Any Male in the Series (especially Gaara/Sasuke/Itachi/Shika/Kakashi) NaruIno, KakaIru, AsumaKurenai, ShikaIno, ShikaTema, GaaSaku, GaaLee, JiraTsun, NejiTen, KibaHina, KibaShino.
Favorite Harry Potter Pairings: Harry/Any Male in the Series (especially Snape/Draco/Male!Blaise/Bill/Cedric/Remus), HarryHermione, HarryLuna, RonHermione, RonLuna, NevilleGinny, CedricCho, JamesLily, LilySnape, SiriusRemus.
Favorite InuYasha Pairings: Inuyasha/Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha/Kouga, Inuyasha/Miroku, Inuyasha/Kagome, Miroku/Sango, Shippo/Rin.
Favorite Prince of Tennis Pairings: Tezuka/Ryoma/Fuji, Fuji/Ryoma, Tezuka/Ryoma, Momo/Ryoma, Inui/Kaidou, Kikumaru/Oishi, Momo/Kaidou.
Favorite Bleach Pairings: Grimmjow/Ichigo, Renji/Ichigo, Aizen/Ichigo, Byakuya/Ichigo, Kenpachi/Ichigo, Ichigo/Ishida, Ishida/Inoue, Chad/Ichigo, Chad/Inoue.
Favorite Rurouni Kenshin Pairings: Kenshin/Saitou, Kenshin/Sanosuke, Sanosuke/Megumi, Aoshi/Miaso, Kenshin/Kaoru.
Favorite Full Metal Alchemist Pairings: Roy/Ed, Envy/Ed, Al/Ed, Hawkeye/Havoc, Hughes/Gracia, Al/Winry, Ed/Roze, Ed/Winry.
Favorite xxxHolic Pairings: Doumeki/Watanuki, Watanuki/Yuuko.
Favorite d.Gray Man Pairings: Kanda/Allen, Rabi/Allen, Tyki/Allen, Miranda/Lenalee.
"Everyone Wants Charm in a Smile." (About Unwritten)
Name: Starts with a K. That's all you gotta know XP
Age: In the teens.
Hair: Natural blonde, thank you very much, and around lower back length
Eyes: Blue-green with glasses ('cause I'm studious like that ;P)
Favorite Manga/Anime: Naruto, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, InuYasha, Prince of Tennis, Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, Loveless, Only the Ring Finger Knows, Junjou Romantica (my new obsession :D), and many, many others.
Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, His Dark Materials Series, Heartland, anything by Madeline L'Engle, The Count of Monte Cristo, anything by Brian Jaques, North & South trilogy, anything by Stephen King, anything by Michael Thomas Ford, The Otori series, the Benjamin Justice series, The Mists of Avalon, and much, much more. (I'm a book-a-holic; if I posted every book I love, this profile would be miles long XD)
Favorite Movies: Pirates of the Carribean, The Patriot, The Last Unicorn, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, anything by Disney (XD I'm weird like that), The Golden Compass, The City of Ember, 27 Dresses, Enchanted, Amazing Grace, National Treasure (1 & 2 XD), Confessions of a Shopaholic, Penelope, ect.
Favorite Series: PSYCH (my new favorite series), House M.D., Warehouse 13, Alias, Heroes, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, TORCHWOOD (Janto bbs), Supernatural, Merlin (Arthur/Merlin is my new OTP), American Idol, Lie to Me, Glee, Doctor Who, Stargate Atlantis, 10 Things I Hate About You, Rotal Pains, ect. (I've become such a TV Nerd).
What I'm Listening To (at the moment): I've come to really like My Give-A Damn's Busted by Jo Dee Messina, I Run For Life by Melissa Etheridge, 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton, Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood, Gun Powder and Lead by Miranda Lambert, and Goodbye Earl by Dixie Chicks. I also like the Glee versions of Don't Stop Believing and Rehab and I find If You Were Gay by Avenue Q and D and D by Stephen Lynch hilarious. I also love Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly (Fond of Each Other) by Willie Nelson, Come Home by Onerepublic feat. Sara Bareilles, Stand Still, Look Pretty by The Wreckers, Shattered (MTT Version) by Trading Yesterday and I find myself listening to the Grease soundtrack often, esp. to You're the One That I Want.
"My hands are at your throat and I think I hate you." (Things Unwritten hates to see in Fanfiction)
Old!Dumbledore Sexual Pairings: Don't get me wrong; I like Dumbledore. But if the pairing is when he's 150+...it's just wrong. God, it's like thinking about my grandpa having sex! Dumbles is too old for that! I don't mind the pairings when he's younger, but when he's that old, it's just...yuck.
Hatred into "Oh how I suddenly love you...": I seriously don't like it when sworn enemies suddenly fall in love with each after only a couple chapters. I can read it, but I gag and mock them a lot. Honestly, if I hated I wouldn't instantly fall in love with them given the chance. It's better when it takes them a while and they have all the angst and hatred and all that good stuff, but it makes me squirm when they go from 'Die bitch die!' to 'I luuuurve you' overnight.
Sasuke/Sakura: I'm sorry; I detest this pairing with a passion. It gives me shivers. Sakura may have had a chance with Sasuke in the beginning of the story, but now they just AREN'T going to get together, and honestly I don't WANT them to get together. (Think of the poor kids! Sakura just shouldn't procreate...I mean pink hair...)
Male turned Female characters: The people who write these kinds of fics are slash authors in denial. Dear god - a male character is supposed to stay MALE. I could care less about cross-dressing, but let them keep their manly parts for god's sake! I don't get these types of stories. How the hell are they supposed to be female?! They're male! Argh!
OCs in a Major Pairing: I don't mind OCs; I'd be kinda hypocritical if I did, seeing as I have some OCs myself in my stories. It's just when they're in a main relationship that it gets annoying; like in Harry Potter, a lot of times the OC is a wonderful, pretty, athletic, perfect girl who solves Harry's problems just like that. I'm not saying they're all like this, but a lot of the ones I've taken a peek at are. It's really annoying; there's so many characters to pair with in any fandom, so why use an OC?
Spelling: I'm not a spelling-nazi - I never will be, since I can't spell worth shit either. But when people mispell names and places it gets annoying. Honestly - Jiraiya's name is spelled J-I-R-A-I-Y-A! Not Jariya or Jiriya or whatever else people can come up with! Neji's name isn't spelled Neiji! Bloody hell, if you write in a fandom you should at least know how to spell their names.
Sesshoumaru/Kagome: I really don't like this pairing, but I have no idea why. It gives me the same shivers that SasuSaku does, to be honest. Maybe it's because I don't really like Kagome...But whatever the reason, I detest this pairing in fanfiction, even if it's only on the side.
Extremely Wimpy Ukes: I can't stand it! I mean, honestly I think some people on this site think submissive equals weak from the way they write their ukes. I like an uke with attitude, to be totally honest. Someone who's really only the "submissive" in bed. Which, to me, just means that they're the one to take it up the ass. It doesn't mean that they're weak or so completely dependent on their partner that they can't function without them, or anything like that. That kind of personality annoys me a bit, to be honest. I like fire-cracker characters; I don't like spineless ones.
Edward Cullen looking exactly like Cedric in FF: This annoys the shit out of me. Yes, they were played by the same actor, but why do people write, "He looked exactly like Cedric" all the time?! You can't imagine that maybe Edward freaking Cullen doesn't look like Robert Pattinson?! Or that Cedric Diggory doesn't look exactly like him?! THEY WERE MOVIES. If you're going to write fanfiction at least base them on the books instead of the movies and don't make the two each other's twins just because they were played by the actors! God.
Quotes:
This is the crack team that foils my every plot! I am deeply shamed.
--Spike (Something Blue; Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
--Frieda Norris
When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.
--Anonymous
Once I had a handle on life; then it broke
--Anonymous
“The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.”
--Mark Twain
~rock crashes through the window of a door in front of Kakeru and Yuki~
~Moment of pause~
Kakeru: ~turns to Yuki, delighted look on his face~ It's an enemy Yun-Yun! The enemy has appeared before the school defense force at last! Aw, crap! No way! Not good! This is a problem!
Yuki: ~sweatdrop~ You seem very happy about this.
--Fruits Basket, Volume 14
Hi….Welcome……Please don't kill me.
--Marshall to Sark, Alias
Sark: Good luck, Sydney.
Sydney: I don't need you to wish me luck, you son of a bitch.
Sark: That's a wonderful attitude.
--Sark & Sydney in Alias
If we share a cell in federal prison, I'm not giving you a drawer.
--Weiss to Vaughn, Alias
So he's a humanitarian bomber.
--Weiss, Alias
Mr. Freeman: Why not spend that time on art: painting, sculpting, charcoal, pastel, oils? Are words or numbers more important than images? Does algebra move you to tears? (Hands raise, thinking he wants answers.)
--Speak
Normal is just a setting on your dryer.
--Patsy Clairmont
'Don't laugh in the face of death. It won't appreciate my sense of humor.'
--Between Dreams and Reality (Fanfiction); Roy Mustang
Words can't hurt you unless the person saying them writes them on an anvil and drops it on your head.
--Unknown
I have no preference. I hate everyone equally.
--Avatar
"Your halo's falling down."
--Fanfic (Forgotten the Name; Sorry!) Uzumaki Naruto to Hyuuga Neji
“Do not anger dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”
--Pyromaniac by FastForward (Fanfiction); Hatake Kakashi
To think I'm going to die because I flirt with women.
--Miroku; InuYasha
"I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die."
--Isaac Asimov (So very, very true...)
Three things cannot be hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.
--Buddha
I am more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than of 100 lions led by a sheep.
--Talleyrand
Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
--Richard C.Cushing
He was so narrow-minded that he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
--Unknown
People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they are exactly like the old ones.
--Charles F. Kettering
"Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indisctincly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad."
--Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
Whoever said sunshine brings happiness never danced in the pouring rain.
--Unknown
Books are always better than real, live boyfriends any day of the week. They don't talk back and they're always there for you. You can have as many of them as you want and they won't complain.
--Unknown
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
--Mel Brooks
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
--Oscar Wilde
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
--Abraham Lincoln
You may have created my past, and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future."
--David Klass
"The best advice I can give you is to ignore advice. Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others."
--Unknown
"If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them."
--Unknown
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.
--George S. Patton
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
--Mark Twain
An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.
--Mark Twain
You are unique just like everybody else
--Sign
"I'm gonna be over here, brooding, silently."
--Ryan, The O.C.
Well, not all of us can come and go by bubble.
--Elphaba to Glinda (Wicked, the Musical)
They're just shoes - let it go!
--Glinda to Elphaba (Wicked, the Musical)
Are people born wicked? Or do they have wickedness thrust upon them?
--Glinda
Let the little girl go, and that poor little dog...Dodo.
--Glinda to Elphaba
Glinda: Elphie...You mustn't blame yourself. It's dreadful, it is, to have a house fall on you, but accidents do happen.
Elphaba: You call this an accident?
Glinda: Yes! Well, maybe not an accident...
Elphaba: Well, what do you call it?!
Glinda: ...A regime change. Caused by an unexpected twister of fate.
--Elphaba & Glinda, about Nessarose's death via house
I wanted something to remember her by, and all that is left were those shoes, and now that wretched little farm girl has walked off with them!
--Elphaba to Glinda
There's a goat on the lam, sir.
--Ozian Guard
Elphaba: So you lied to them?
Wizard: Only verbally. But, Elphaba, where I'm from people believe all sorts of lies. We call it history.
--Elphaba and the Wizard
It's Glinda. The GA is silent.
--Glinda to the Wizard
Fieryo: You must think I'm really stupid or something!
Elphaba: No, not really stupid.
--Fieryo & Elphaba
Galinda: What's in this punch?
Fieryo: Lemons, and melons, and pears!
Galinda: Oh my!
--Fieryo & Galinda
(Students stare at Elphaba.)
Elphaba: What?! Oh, do I have something in my teeth? Is my underskirt showing? (Sets down suitcase and marches over to group of students) Alright, let's get this over with. No, I'm not seasick, yes, I've always been green, no I didn't chew grass as a child...
--Elphaba
Well, what could he have gotten me? I clash with everything.
--Elphaba, about Nessarose's gift of shoes
We've got men, we've got rockets, we've got Saran Wrap; fix it!
--Lewis Black (referring to the Ozone Layer)
God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.
--Anon (but so true XD)
A friend will console you when you're rejected by that person you like, but a REAL friend would march right up to them and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
--Anon
Well behaved women rarely make history.
--Unknown
"Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid."
--Jack Sparrow
If you're against gay marriage, don't marry someone of the same sex.
--Wanda Sykes
“SHE IS THE FANGED SERPENT. SHE SEES WISHES IN YOUR BRAIN.”
--On the Importance of Refusing Gifts from Yuuko-san (Fanfiction) by Anya al'Nighter
The scarred man smirked before looking at the occupants in the bed, “Hello, law abiding citizens,” his gaze shifted to the three Uchihas, “Marginally law abiding citizens,” and then his eyes fell on Kisame, “… citizen.”
--The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene
"I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'"
--Richard Jeni
"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
--Paul Rodriguez
"Remember in elementary school, you were told that incase of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?"
--Warren Hutcherson
“One of the mermaids is a closet-pervert and will try to molest my soul!”
--Tea Collection by Kamerreon
“How about this? The chances are better for Snape to suddenly declare his open armed support for inter-house unity by standing in the middle of a busy hallway and shouting ‘HOUSE UNITY HUG SANDWICH! SLYTHERIN MEAT!’ at which point Sirius and Remus could come up and warmly cuddle him in their arms simultaneously to which he would reply ‘I’m warm and toasty like pastrami caressed with wonder bread.’”
--Elvin Child by labarynth-mind
“Whatever my grievances, Headmaster,” She said in a dead-on impression of Dumbledore. “I am sure I can address them best by pinning you to the outer wall of your castle and skinning you alive. Knife?” She asked in the exact same tone Dumbledore had used and opened her cloak to reveal lines and lines of glittering weapons.
--Had I Known by kalyl silverstorm
"What are you even going to do with six kids for a month?" Sam said.
"What did I do with you when you were twelve?" Dean said.
"You taught me how to fire a shotgun, and we salted and burned my pet goldfish after it died," Sam said.
--Old Country (Fanfiction) by astolat
"We could summon Death, point to Voldemort and say 'that one'."
Severus kept a straight face. "I hadn't considered that."
--Pursuing by Kayelle
Reviews:
Critcism is welcome (as I am a budding authoress and need a lot of advice and wisdom from my elders -wink-) and I love praise! As for flames..I don't mind them (as they give me a chance to publicly tear your ego to tiny little pieces) but if I get a flame about my writing about gay relationships I WILL explode at you. All of my story summaries have Yaoi in them. If you don't like slash relationships then don't read the goddamned story. I don't read what I don't like, so why are homphobes reading slash stories?
Anyways, I had to add that in as I keep on seeing flames about how bad homosexual relationships are in slash stories I love. I would love to tear your ego to tiny little pieces, so you'd do best to keep your hateful comments about gay relationships to yourself.
Besides that -smiles sheepishly- I love reviews, so please try and give me one!
Eye of the Fox: My Naruto C2
Summing up what's inside of EotF: Eye of the Fox holds any and all Naruto stories that I personally love. I always found my Favorite spaces getting filled, so I decided to create this to help ease the load a little. It holds all kinds of stories, mainly Naruto-centric, as he's my favorite character. Most stories are slash, but there's a pretty good percentage of Het couplings in there as well. Some Sakura and Sasuke bashing in some of them. All sorts of situations with my Naru-chan - raised away from Konoha, Atasuki!Naruto, Kyuubi!Naruto, ect. I'm not currently looking for any staff, as this is just a collection of my personal favs, but if you have a recommendation, PM or email me about it.
"They Painted Up Your Secrets With the Lies They Told To You." (Unwritten's future projects)
Title: Collide
Main Couple: Doumeki/Watanuki
Side Couples: Rikuou/Kazahaya (Legal Drug), Kurogane/Fai, Syaoran/Sakura (Tsubasa), past Yuuko/Clow.
Status: First chapter is being completed, and the plot is being finalized.
Full Summary: Watanuki, Syaoran, and Kazahaya are all more important than they could have ever imagined. Luckily, they can share the weight of their new duty with each other - and with their loved ones. Tsubasa/Holic/Legal Drug crossover.
Comments: I really wanted to write an xxxHolic fic, and I finally came up with this plot. It's a bit different than some of the fics I've seen here, but I like it, all the same. It's also wildly AU from Holic and Tsubasa and Legal Drug - especially after recent chapters of Tsubasa and Holic have come out. But I'll probably post it soon.
Title: Disenchanted
Main Couple: Byakuya/Harry
Side Couples: Renji/Ichigo, others.
Status: First chapter is being completed, plot finalizing.
Full Summary: Harry Potter is one of the Potter triplets - the forgotten one. He is invisible to the world, and to his family. But when a group of strangers come to Hogwarts to help out with the war, he won't be hiding in the shadows anymore.
Comments: I like this idea, but I had to re-write the first chapter a couple of times because I didn't like how I started it. -sweatdrop- Hopefully it'll be out sooner or later...
Title: Serendipity
Main Couple: Gaara/Naruto, Kakashi/Naruto
Side Couples: Kiba/Hinata, Shikamaru/Ino, Itachi/Deidara
Status: First chapter is being completed, plot finalizing.
Full Summary: Naruto is the hated outcast of Konoha High. Gaara is the anti-social golden boy. And when they meet, there's anything but indifference.
Comments: I got this idea from a Yaoi manga I read...But it turned out differently than I originally planned. Naruto is going to be an artist in this story, and he will have two guys chasing after him...-starry eyed-. But it'll be a while before I post this (I think). Mainly because of all my other stories I've got going on...T.T
Title: Pride & Prejudice (Title might change)
Main Couple: Neji/Naruto, Sasuke/Naruto
Side Couples: Mentioned Shikamaru/Kyuubi, Sasuke/Ino, Sasuke/Hinata, Minato/Kushina, Kakashi/Iruka, Jiraiya/Tsunade, one-sided Temari/Neji, and Kakashi/Naruto.
Status: First chapter is being written.
Full Summary: Pride & Prejudice, but with a darker twist. Naruto Uzumaki is a proud Bearer with a large family and very little money. But with the entrance of some very rich people into his small town, he finds his life very much changed.
Comments: I recently watched the newest Pride and Prejudice and found myself ridiculously inspired. I needed to write this. But it probably won't be out until I finish one of my stories...
Title: Ghosts (Title may change)
Main Couple: Sasuke/Naruto
Side Couples: Mentions of Kiba/Hinata, Neji/Tenten, Shikamaru/Ino, Lee/Sakura, and Jiraiya/Tsunade.
Status: First chapter is being written.
Full Summary: Sasuke Uchiha, a journalist, travels to Konoha to see the damage wrought there by a huge civil war.
Comments: Recently, I learned about the tragedy in Rwanda, a civil war that previously I'd known nothing about. This is my response to seeing how the world treated Rwanda during this time and the hardships that they've went through.
Half-Formed Ideas:
A Viktor/Harry story - but I have so many ideas that I can't pick one..Damn imagination.
A re-telling of LotR from Sam's point of view - and he's in love with Frodo (can't keep my mind of off slash XD)
A PotC/Naruto crossover. Yes you read that right.
Another Naruto fic, but this time with ShikaNaru. Shikamaru is grieving for Asuma, and Naruto wants to help.
A Time-travel fic w/ Harry going back in time to see his parents (naturally) thanks to Albus who wants to give his Golden Boy a vacation. He gets sorted unusually (at least for time-travel fics) and stays out of the spotlight for a while. However he manages to catch the eye of play-boy Sirius and the suspicion of paranoid Severus, giving him more trouble than he ever wanted. Threesome pairing, yey!
High-school Naruto fic with ShikaNaru as the main pairing.
Crossover with Imadoki, with SasuNaru pairing.
Choir director Naruto, abused Sasuke, and KakaNaru pairing (heh)
Remus as Harry's daddy.
Harry and Zacharias Smith pairing; Harry is trying to break Ron and Hermione up so that Hermione can go out with Ginny, who he thinks she's really in love with. And poor Zach just gets mixed up in the mess.
A story involving tortured!Harry by sadistic!Voldy who wears a mask and is discovered by Snape, who doesn't really want to help but doesn't have a choice.
Harry is raped by Dumbles in an attempt to figure out his power, and hides it. Later on Dumbles arranges for Harry to get kidnapped since his rape-thingy didn't work. Voldy is nice, death eaters are decent, and Sev is acting like a daddy. Toto, I don't think Potter's in Kansas anymore.
Harry is thought guilty of Cedric's death and thrown into prison. A year later he gets a new cellmate - Lucius Malfoy.
A major crossover fic dealing in the xxxHolic world with a lotta slash XD.
A D.Gray Man fic with slash in modern day (since Unwritten can't write in that universe to save her life).
A re-telling of the manga novel "Chocolat" with NejiNaru, SasuNaru, and GaaNaru (gotta love the bishies fighting over sweet lil Naru-chan, ne?)
An American Idol story with all our favorite Naruto characters - except it's AU and a little more realistic than others. SasuNaru.
An LotR/HP crossover with Harry as Legolas' and Aragorn's son. Threesome; Severus/Lucius/Harry. Mmm, mmm, good.
A One Tree Hill story where Lucas was never Dan's son and Karen has recently died. Keith takes Lucas in, but he's depressed, so Keith tries to get his nephew Nathan to cheer the blond up. Nathan/Lucas.
Harry is preggers with Sirius' child, and Snapey wants to help. Awwww.
Sense and Sensibility with Naruto and Kyuubi as the heroines. KakaNaru, ItaKyuu.
A super-long series about the Founders of Hogwarts.
There's also some challenges I plan on trying out, but honestly with all these ideas swarming through my head, I'm not sure what I'll actually be able to write and what I won't. If anyone would like to see one of my ideas written out, PM me and I'll do my best.
"Welcome to My Career." (Unwritten's Stories)
Title: An Inconvenient Truth
Main Couple: Itachi/Naruto
Side Couples: Kakashi/Iruka, Sakura/Ino, Sasuke/Temari, Neji/Shikamaru, Lee/Tenten, Kiba/Hinata, hints of Asuma/Kurenai, Zabuza/Haku, and Jiraiya/Tsunade.
Status: Chapter 11 is up (finally!) and 12 is coming!
Full Summary: (ItaNaru) Uzumaki Naruto vanished from Konoha at age 6, taken away by a friend of his parents after a brutal mob beating. After eight years of one-on-one training by the family friend and learning techniques handed down his family line, Naruto is back and ready to be a Genin.
Comments: Thank you all for your wonderful reviews!
Title: More Than Useless
Main Couple: Harry/Sesshoumaru, Kouga/Inuyasha
Side Couples: Miroku/Sango, Hojo/Kagome, pre-Shippou/Rin, others not yet decided.
Status: Ch. 5 is finally here and Int. 5 will be coming.
Full Summary: Harry Potter transported himself into the Feudal Era to get rid of Voldemort. He lands in Inu no Taisho's time, and after spending a few hundred years in Japan he meets up with Inuyasha and the gang.
Comments: A plot bunny that would not leave me alone, no matter how many sticks I beat it with. These updates will probably be slower because I'm going to concentrate on AIT, but I'll do my best to get that out ASAP. Thanks for all your reviews guys - you all rock!
Title: Harry Potter and the Chosen of Hogwarts
Main Couple: Seveus/Harry (not for a LONG time though)
Side Couples: Hermione/Ginny, Draco/Blaise, Neville/Luna, Sirius/Remus, minor pairings, mentions of Lucius/Narcissa (once again, not for a while.)
Status: The fourth chapter is out. Plot is finalizing.
Full Summary: (Books rewrite) Just because Harry didn't defeat Voldemort doesn't mean his jump into the Wizarding world will be any less interesting - or dangerous.
Comments: I've always wanted to try a re-write, and I've got some awesome ideas for this fic so I'm glad I finally posted it. The only annoying part of starting off at year 1 is that I have to wait forever for romance..and we all know how bad I am at that XD.
Title: Dissonance
Main Couple: Itachi/Naruto
Side Couples: Itachi/Naruto, mentions of Ino/Sakura, Kiba/Hinata, Neji/Tenten, and Shikamaru/Temari.
Status: Chapter 19 should be up in a while.
Full Summary: AU. ItaNaru. Naruto is the new kid at Konoha Academy of the Arts and he's got some pretty dark secrets. And when his past comes back to haunt him, he won't be able to keep them hidden for very long time.
Comments: Musical!Naruto is my favorite, so I had to try a story with it. Link to music for the story is down below in my 'To the Internet, My Minions!' part of the profile.
Title: Aseptic Vitality
Main Couple: Edward/Harry
Side Couples: Severus/Remus, Carlisle/Esme, Emmet/Rosalie, Jasper/Alice.
Status: Sorry for the long wait with the chapters! In the end I decided not to re-write this as it turned out to be too much of a hassle, so there should be chapters up soon.
Full Summary: SLASH. AU. On the run from the wizarding world, Remus and Harry end up in Forks, Washington. Just what happens when they meet the mysterious Cullen family? Twilight/HP crossover.
Comments: I could NOT get this one out of my brain. Like I said - the plot bunnies beat me up and forced me to write it. But I love the idea of Edward and Harry together, and writing this is going to be fun...Kukuku...
Title: Away From the Sun
Main Couple: Legolas/Harry
Side Couples: Aragorn/Arwen, Faramir/Eowyn, Sam/Frodo, one-sided Eowyn/Aragorn, and Legolas/Aragorn.
Status: The second chapter is written, the plot is being finalized.
Full Summary: Gandalf meets a stranger on top of Isenguard. Will the classic story we all know so well change with the addition of one person?
Comments: You all know how much I adore Harry being in the world for a long time (as seen in MTU) and I love LotRHP crossovers so much that I just had to try one! But I don't really plan on this being a really serious fic...
Title: Sunday Morning
Main Couple: Grimmjow/Ichigo
Side Couples: Renji/Rukia, Ishida/Inoue, implied Aizen/Gin.
Status: The first chapter is up. The plot is still being finalized.
Full Summary: Ichigo tells his daughter her favorite story as a 17th birthday present; how he and her other father fell in love.
Comments: I wanted to write a Bleach story, since I've been re-reading the manga, and this is what I got. Who knows if it'll make it or not.
Title: More Than it Seems
Main Couple: Fred/George/Harry
Side Couples: Hermione/Ginny, Neville/Luna, Draco/Blaise, Remus/Tonks, Lucius/Narcissa, one-sided Ron/Hermione
Status: Ch. 1 is out. Ch. 2 is coming.
Full Summary: After OotP, not HBP or DH compliant. In which Harry Potter defects, Voldemort gets a heart, Dumbledore isn't as nice as you'd think, the War ends (but not in the way you'd expect), and everybody's in love. A Harry-goes-dark story with a twist.
Comments: I mainly put this up because it was nearly finished anyways, and I needed to clear my head. Don't expect updates for a while - my muse on this story abandoned me for a better offer.
Title: Worlds Away
Main Couple: Gaara/Harry/Itachi, Neji/Naruto/Sasuke
Side Couples: Kakashi/Lupin, Iruka/Sirius, implied Jiraiya/Tsunade, past Ron/Hermione, Draco/Blaise, Severus/Narcissa, and Neville/Ginny.
Status: Chapter One is UP, Chapter Two is COMING!
Full Summary: During the Final Battle Harry, Sirius, and Remus somehow find themselves in the forests of Konoha. Brought before the Godaime in all her might (sarcasm!) they are given no choice but to be guarded until their trustworthiness is proved. But will they find love so far from home?
Comments: Yes my cute readers, another crossover story! And look! It has threesomes! I've fallen in love with Male threesomes (there's not enough these days! Everyone always has to have a girl in there! -huffs-) so here's the product! I'm trying to get this up!
Title: United Cause
Main Couple: SasuNaruSasu, DracoHarryDraco
Side Couples: KibaHina, RonHermione, GinnyNeville, SakuLee, KakaIruKaka (minor), OC/OC
Status: Taken down so it can be re-done. Sorry to everyone who liked it, but I was starting to cringe when I looked it over. It will be up sooner or later under the same name, but it will definitely be a bit different. The old chapters will be posted on my yahoo group (see my homepage) if you want to read those.
Full Summary: (Yaoi/Shounen Ai, Naruto - HP crossover) Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke are sent on an extremely important mission; protect the school of Albus Dumbledore in Scotland. Not your average Naruto – Hogwarts crossover. (Hiatus)
Comments: I like the idea of this story, but I hate how I wrote it. It needed to be re-vamped, so I decided to take it down until I can re-do it. The plot and writing style might change somewhat - it's been two years since I've written it and my style has changed quite a bit - but I think the basic storyline will remain the same. Not sure yet, actually. Anyhow - sorry to those who liked it!
"Never Gonna Do This Again." (Unwritten's One-shots)
Title: Broken Dreams
Main Characters: Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto, mentions of Uchiha Itachi
Pairings: None
Summary: In which Naruto and Sasuke meet yet again and Naruto displays how well he knows Sasuke.
Comments: I liked this, but I didn't really know how to end it, so the ending is weak. I may add shots of Useless!Sasuke (heh) but I'm not sure.
Title: Changes
Main Characters: Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, Kouga, Shippou, Higurashi Kagome, Miroku, and Sango.
Pairings: Hints of Kouga/Inuyasha, but nothing solid
Summary: In which the members of Inuyasha's pack learn that their leader is different then they imagined and that nothing is as it seems. A oneshot of revelations and truths that need to be shown.
Comments: I liked this, and enjoyed writing it; I may or may not make it a real story instead of a one-shot.
Title: October 10th
Main Characters: Uzumaki Naruto, Namikaze Minato (Yondaime Hokage), mentions of Sandaime and babysitters.
Pairings: None
Summary: "Sorry son. I love you." A mysterious visitor comes to see Naruto on the day of his sixth birthday. A YondaimeNaruto ficlet.
Comments: Apparantly readers liked this one-shot as much as I did - I love writing Daddy!Yondy, and this was fun and sad to write at the same time. Plus chibi Naruto is so cute, ne?
Title: 20 Truths about Viktor Krum and Harry Potter
Main Characters: Viktor Krum, Harry Potter, mentions of others.
Pairings: Viktor/Harry
Summary: 20 truths about Viktor Krum and Harry Potter.
Comments: Really I wrote this really fast, and after I read a VKHP story that I loved.
Title: Thunderstorm
Main Characters: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, mentions of Narcissa &Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, Dumbledore, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, ect.
Pairings: None, but Harry/Ginny is hinted.
Summary: Draco gets some revelations after a meeting in the rain about life after Voldemort for his rival. A short HP ficlet.
Comments: I liked this well enough, but it seemed flat to me..Hmm..
Title: The Graveyard
Main Characters: Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, hints of Sirius Black, Cedric Diggory, and others.
Pairings: None
Summary: "I wanted to keep all the people I killed together." Beside Hogwarts there is a graveyard. Character Death
Comments: Looking back at this now, I'm wondering what sort of mind-frame I had when I wrote it..Angst isn't really my style most of the time..But I liked it well enough, despite the short length.
Title: Sparkling Angel
Main Characters: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Voldemort, hints of others.
Pairings: Harry/Draco, hints of Severus/Harry.
Summary: One-shot. Slash. HD, hints of Snarry. Harry learns that love is blind the hard way.
Comments: Mainly my point for this was to get across that the DH pairing isn't as wonderful as some of the shippers would like it to be - in other words to show them some reality. Angels by Within Temptation was such a perfect song for it I couldn't resist.
Title: For You I Will
Main Characters: Rory Gilmore, Jess Mariano, mentions of Logan & Dean.
Pairings: Jess/Rory
Summary: When she kisses him, the cold is finally gone.
Comments: I adore Jess/Rory, and this oneshot kinda just came to me after reading some fanfiction.
Title: Missing You
Main Characters: Rory Gilmore, Jess Mariano, mentions of Logan & Dean.
Pairings: Jess/Rory
Summary: Sequel to For You I Will. When she kisses him, the long broken pieces of his heart come back together, leaving him whole once more.
Comments: Jess POV for For You I Will.
Title: Fix You
Main Characters: Gaara, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, mentions of Temari and Tsunade.
Pairings: GaaNaru, SasuNaru, SasuSaku.
Summary: Because Gaara can kick Sasuke's pale Uchiha ass anyday. Nyah.
Comments: My favorite of all my one-shots, and the one that's the most strange XD.
Title: Jealous
Main Characters: Caspian, Peter Pevensie, OC
Pairings: Caspian/Peter, bits of OC/Peter
Summary: Caspian is in denial, and Peter is oblivious. Ah, young love. AU, Movieverse, SLASH, CaspianPeter, oneshot.
Comments: My first venture into the Narnia world, and I found that I liked writing in it. Plus jealous!Caspian is fun to write. XD
"To the Internet, My Minions." (Other Links)
Tsurai no Shi Fanart for More Than Useless
http/tsurai-no-shi.deviantart.com/art/More-Than-Useless-73493620
http/tsurai-no-shi.deviantart.com/art/Kurohyou-73941115
Namikaze Mansion Map for AIT
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Music for Dissonance
http://k.cecka.googlepages.com/home
Unwritten's YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/user/nothingbutyou
One of the Most Fucking Awesome FF writers ever (aka Astolat's Website):
http://intimations.org/fanfic/
Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.
End Note: Looking back on this monster of a profile, I have a feeling that if my account were ever to be deleted I'd probably cry. Hopefully this has kept you entertained - God knows it amused me when I was bored outta my skull.
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