Nobody ever reads these profiles to know about the author, so I'll just give you the basics. I'm German-American, speak English far better than I speak German, and have a sense of humor that most people find borders closer to 'morbid' than funny. I write for pretty much anything I feel like, which is why my actually serious stories that I put effort into are for a Japanese freeware game.

I don't like reiterating popular plots. That's just not me. I'll always browse an archive, and then go to write something I want to see, but isn't there. Fanfic is not my favorite type of literature by a long, long shot. I also will probably never write hardcore romance; fluff; or, God forbid, slash. Innuendos I shall make in boatloads if I so choose, but I've not the relational experience to write something that seems genuine. All you puerile fanbrats out there should take that advice and not write anatomically impossible lemons.

As for the stories here...

More Chaos than Emeralds: Does anybody besides me hate how generally sucky most Sonic fanfic on here is? Well, MCtE is my answer to that. It's about writing everybody out of character and poking fun at yaoi fangirls and the series in general. Thankfully after the first three chapters I got sick of deliberately writing like a retard and actually put some effort into it. The most gay-ass story I will ever write. The main reason I keep it around is to blow off steam and writers' block; it's like a sex slave in the basement, except not illegal. Once it's done I'll film me some snuff porn and have the body burned.

Soldier from the Surface: Nobody seems to care about the Bad Ending to Cave Story. That's why I wrote this.

A Second Chance for Redemption: I wrote Soldier from the Surface, and then I wondered what would occur after that. Then this giant epic disaster happened. I tend to take 6 months to write a chapter, since fanfic isn't my specialty. Anyway, it's the story of a bunch of OCs who don't meet any canon characters until Chapter 8, which is half-done right now. I'm guessing it will go for between 15-20 chapters. And I will finish the thing, as I'm out of the boring stuff and into the parts I've been wanting to write for the last three years.

A Light in the Tunnels: This is a novelization of Cave Story, but I suddenly realized it could be a lot more. It's on hold while I figure out what to do with it. Once I finish Second Chance I may tie it into Soldier from the Surface. Thus I'd have a sort of demented trilogy.

Descent and Absolution, My Angel Is Upon Me: My friend wrote a Twilight parody, and I posted it here for her since she does not have an account. Seriously, read it. And I'm allowed to say that since it's not my work.

Further ideas I've had are...

What If Chapter 42 Was Different? (Working Title, obviously =P): Bleach fic. I love taking random ideas and turning them into whole storylines. This would be fairly short, and focus on what would have occured if Orihime had not healed Tatsuki before passing out, and only succeeded in damaging the Hollow, which would carry out one of its threats before getting whacked by Kurosaki. Fast forward some time in the story, long enough for a Hollow to form... Would probably be around 4 chapters. Short and tragic. I also really want to write a character with a ridiculous name. In a world populated by Grimmjow Jaegerjacques and Neliel Tu Oderschwank, a "Minerviera Kulutes" shouldn't seem too out of place.

How To Keep A Promise You Never Meant To Make (Working Title): MGS3 fic, just a oneshot. Would you believe that if you search the MG archives, and put The Boss and EVA as the two characters in the filter, you get zero results? Totally unacceptable.