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Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter. Stats: 18/f/Australia; Law student; likes: reading, sleeping, movies, watching tv, The X-Files and Harry Potter;
dislikes: fundementalism, ignorance, George W. Bush, John Howard/Peter Costello, exams
Good: Ron/Hermione; Draco/Hermione; Harry/Ginny; Snape/Hermione post-Hogwarts; Fred and George; Hermione's bushy hair; Snape the Spy; the characters being IN CHARACTER; long stories where complex emotions are thoroughly dealt with; well-written fluff; original characters based on names that have been mentioned in canon; Hermione, "just the way she is," to paraphrase Mark Darcy from Bridget Jones's Diary
Bad: Harry/Hermione; Ron/Lavender; slash; Snape/Hermione fifth-year (PtQ exempt); Fred/George; Hermione only being attractive once she's straightened her hair; Snape the Vampire; everyone suddenly becoming "hot" over the summer; superficial "Oh, look, there's Draco/Harry/Hermione I think I'm in love with him/her" romances; plotless, pointless smut; Mary Sues; Hermione, "dying to be popular," to quote some really awful fanfics
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1. Complicated » reviewsWho ever said that love was simple? Hermione tries to remember how she made such a big mistake while Ron tries to sort out his feelings and Draco hardly has to try to cause a lot of heartache. R/Hr/D (Re-write in progress. Read it and love it -- again.)Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,682 - Reviews: 142 - Updated: 7-13-02 - Published: 11-1-01 - Hermione G. & Ron W.2. Everybody (Voldie's Back) reviewsI don't know why I keep losing sleep over these filks, but I guess I enjoy it... or something. This one is based on the BSB's "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" and is about the last few chapters of GOF. Enjoy, and please leave a review :)Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 6-2-02 - Harry P. & Voldemort3. Open Your Eyes! reviewsHermione's side of Ron's "Waltzing With Viktor" dilemma. A filk of Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive" (heh!) R/Hr: everyone gets it. Everyone except Ron, that is... oh honestly, how dense can that boy get???Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 12-28-01 - Hermione G. & Ron W.4. The Goddess Diaries » reviewsSpoof of ‘The Princess Diaries.’ Hermione finds out that her parents aren’t dentists. They’re deities... “A GODDESS? ME?? Yeah. Right.” Emotional distress (on Hermione’s part) and laughter (on your part) ensues! Humor/PARODY/Romance R/Hr **FHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,087 - Reviews: 480 - Updated: 12-24-01 - Published: 11-16-01 - Hermione G. & Ron W.5. Waltzing With Viktor reviewsRon's peeved-off-ness following the Yule Ball captured in a... er... ballad. A filk of "Waltzing Matilda," Australia's pseudo-National Anthem. Slightly deranged (but Ron's just like that... in a good way, of course). Hints of R/Hr (duh)Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 12-20-01 - Hermione G. & Ron W.6. What Makes You Different (Makes You Beautiful) reviewsRon and Hermione – Plotless, Brainless, Fifth Year Fluff with the soundtrack provided by the Backstreet Boys... *smirk* Oh go on, admit you love it ;o)Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 69 - Published: 12-13-01 - Hermione G. & Ron W.7. Complete reviewsHermione’s feeling upset. So is everyone – the Dark Lord has returned. Her reason seems so trivial though, and that makes it harder. Ron’s attitude just makes her feel worse. Early Fifth Year. R/Hr fluffy angst (the only way to go, really)Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 11-22-01 - Hermione G. & Ron W.8. Simple reviewsA sequal to "Complicated" (gee, really?) Ron & Hermione are married with children... why won't Draco just GO AWAY?? Short (well, compared to the original), sweet, sappy, attempted Romance/Humor :o)Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 11-21-01 - Hermione G. & Ron W.9. The Story Begins reviewsThe Philosopher's Stone version of Weird Al's "The Saga Begins" (Which is a parody of Don Mclean's "American Pie") So it's a filk of a filk, really...Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 10-6-01