"What a ship is...what the Balck Pearl really is...is freedom." Captain Jack Sparrow

Hi mates! My name is Tiana but call me Tia. I'm 14 and I have the weirdness of Captain Jack and a thirst for writing and...

Gender: Female..DUH!

Books: Harry Potter,The Oddysey, Pride and Prejudice, Gone With The Wind, Sense and Sensibility, Robinson Crusoe, Les Miserables, Rebbeca and the list goes on cause I love books!

Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean all the way! WOOT! Plus: Secret Window, Finding Neverland, Pride and Prejudice,From Hell, Titanic...and a bunch of other stuff (especially the ones Johnny D stars in! lol!)

Actors:As you may have guessed: Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, Marlon Brando, Johnny Depp, Leonardo Dicaprio, Johnny Depp, Anthony Hopkins, Johnny Depp, Al Pacino...oh did I mention Johnny Depp?

Actresses:Kate Winslet, Keira Knightley, Julie Andrews, Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie(I dunno about this whole stealin Brad from Jen thing but she's a good actress) Meg Ryan, Reese Witherspoon, Helena Bonham Carter...(And if Johnny Depp ever changes his gender and become an actress he'll be my favorite)

Bevrage: RUM!!

Color: Sea blue, black

Directors: Tim Burton, Gore Verbinski

Artists(wow this is a hard one I love so many): Vanessa Paradis, Hans Zimmer,Evanescense, Nickelback, Rolling Stones, The Killers, Snow Patrol, The Fray, Avril Lavigne, Gwen Stefani, Beyonce, Maroon5, Pussycat Dolls, Oasis, Meatloaf, JoJo, Red Hot Chiliepeppers, Elvis and so much more

Coupling: (can you not tell by this time that I'm obsessed?) Jack & Elizabeth= JE, Sparrow+Elizabeth= Sparrabeth, Jack+Lizzie=Jizzie, Lizzie+Jack=Lack, Jack+Elizabeth=Jizabeth! Disney?! Stop blowing holes in my ship!

I also love Rhette Butler and Scarlette O'Hara(Gone with th ewind), Mr.Darcy and Elizabeth(Pride and Prejudice), Jasmine and Aladdin (LOL! My fave cartoon when I was little.) and Spike and Buffy(from Buffy) and Mulder and Scully(X-files) but still Sparrabeth ROX them all.Ofcourse Bapple (Barbossa+Apple) and Japple(Jack+Apple) are hot too! LOL

Stories: (IF YOU'VE SKIPPED THE WHOLE PAGE JUST READ THIS PART...IT'S ABOUT MY FICS)

Complete: Curse of the black pearl: What could have happened:I have a story in progress about a girl who lands in POTC(COTBP) and tries to change the course of the movie. The story is JE but the ending isn't! Cause I have three sequels With DMC and AWE and one of my own coming up for it! Check it out.

Complete:Through The Ages: Jack and Elizabeth drink from the fountain of youth and they meet after 200 years in modern day. Elizabeth wants to have the option to die (she wants to be mortal) and Jack just wants an adventure. So together they set out to find the espejo inverso that will reverse their state and make them mortal again. But in this quest...will they find more than they asked for? It may have a sequel too! I will deffinitely do a prequel but not sure about the sequel.

In progress:Dead Man's Chest: If I had it my way: sequel to Curse of the black pearl: What could have happened. Will Andy finally get Jack and Elizabeth to hook up?! Will she be able to save Jack from death, get Jack to confess his feelings to Elizabeth and will she get Elizabeth to realize her feeling for Jack?!

Future:At World's End: Take two: Andy's back again! And she's sick of Jack and Elizabeth acting like children! Can't they just admit they have feelings for eachother?! She'll get them together if it's the last thing she does! But how will she handle Jack now that he's...more than one?!

Future: Over the edge and...over again: Sequel to my "Andy" series. After failing to get Jack and Elizabeth together in "At World's End" Andy refuses to give up! So she comes back after the trilogy and throws our two favorite pirates together. She vows not to leave until they give into their temptaions. But if Elizabeth gives into her feelings towards Jack...that means being unfaithful to Will! Is Elizabeth selfish enough?!

In progress: We almost met 10 times: Prequel to Through The Ages! But it's ok if you haven't read it. Over the last 200 years...Jack and Elizabeth have come close to seeing eachother...10 FREAKIN' TIMES!! Each chapter is the story of one of the times they've come close to meeting. Full of JE goodness...even a kiss! How do they kiss without actually meeting?! Read to find out.

On hold for just a little while: The Golden Cutlass Awards: Just a cute little fic about what would happen if there was ever a "pirate awards" like Oscars. Who would win what? What would happen as our fave pirates get together for the biggest awards in the pirate world?

Future: I haven't decided on a name yet but I'll be doing a sequel to "Through The Ages" too.

Thanks for reading my profile, love ya

Ta for now! xoxoxoxo Tia!

If you think that Will is a fine whelp and everything but Jack and Elizabeth belong together and that there's so much tension and chemistrey between them that they can out run any ship in the caribbean than copy and paste this in you profile. Because Sparrabeth is faster than your ship, its better than your ship, its prettier than your ship and its a hell of a lot hotter than your ship! (Unless your ship is the Pearl in which case it's only slightly better than your ship.)

By the way people, drop by on my blog: http://candy-shoes.blogspot.com/ I want to hear from my pirate ff.net friends.