| Cadaverous Apples |
Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, and Chronicles of Narnia. Personal Update: GREAT NEWS. Someone (FIA username: whyevenbother) made a banner for BM and it is awesome. Seriously, this is like the best thing ever. I've never had someone make me a banner (I always thought they were reserved for BNA or people who bothered to make one for themselves, of which I was neither) but it is so cool. I'm going to try to put it pretty much everywhere I can. I am on a cloud! n_n (p.s. the banner is listed underneath BM in the current projects section down below.) --2:30 PM, Monday, January 24, 2011. Name: Roma Age: 18 Location: Alaska Member of: The DG Forum Current Projects: A Matter of Discourse: Really, Ginny Weasley should have known there'd be trouble with Draco Malfoy's son. It was inevitable. As was the destruction of her brand new name plaque, flying at the elder Malfoy's head. It was just a slip of the fingers. Honest. DG. Quote of the Moment: “So, to begin: what do you believe went wrong with your previous conference? Mr. Malfoy can answer first, and then you, Ginny,” Penelope instructed. “Let’s start at the beginning, shall we?” Malfoy asked with a charming smile in Penelope’s direction, who merely continued to look coolly interested. “There once were two poor redheads who had the absolutely brilliant idea of procreating—" “Mr. Malfoy,” Penelope interrupted sharply, sparing a quelling glance at Ginny, who looked like she was sporting a new make-up under the name of Apoplectic Alizarin. “I’d appreciate it if you answered the question maturely.” “That’ll be hard for him,” Ginny informed Penelope with an angelic smile. Broken Mirrors: Sometimes Ginny just wanted to break mirrors just so it'd be certain to live for another seven years. She wondered if seeing her face splinter like Draco's mind already had would be worth it. DG. Banner made by the amazing whyevenbother: http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5213/5385994490_18f52ec037.jpg Quote of the Moment: She could smell him, leaning over her shoulder and casually twining his wand in her hair. He smelled like fresh copper, musky salt, and soured sweat. She knew what that meant: blood, sex, and fear. Ginny jerked forward, half twisting away from him and pointing her wand directly at him. Malfoy lounged against the back of the loveseat, splattered in crimson and leaving bits of someone else whenever he touched anything. He had replaced his wand to wherever he'd drawn it, those lazy grey eyes settling on her like he was observing a particularly well trained mouse. Catharsis: Exposure to the other inevitably leads to destruction, but they don't care. It was always more fun to play with the resulting pieces, anyway. A pastiche of two people locked together in kismet. PT. Quote of the Moment: She spun, feeling the arms of the wind keeping her balanced and eyes making love to the stars, and then—she struck him. Like two fallen stars colliding, she struck him and felt an explosion of feeling that rocketed through her like a pulse. Pansy broke her gaze with the stars, eyelashes fluttering down to indicate her change in focus to the slimly muscled arms that anchored her securely. Secondary Profile: Cute Apples | |||||||
1. Catharsis » reviewsExposure to the other inevitably leads to destruction, but they don't care. It was always more fun to play with the resulting pieces, anyway. A pastiche of two people locked together in kismet. PT.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-18-11 - Published: 1-7-11 - Pansy P. & Theodore N.2. Broken Mirrors » reviewsSometimes Ginny just wanted to break mirrors just so it'd be certain to live for another seven years. She wondered if seeing her face splinter like Draco's mind already had would be worth it. DG. DARK.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,205 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 1-5-11 - Published: 2-22-10 - Draco M. & Ginny W.3. Of Winter and Fate reviewsRemus' smile turned wicked. "But you're sick, and it's my turn. Sit on the edge of the tub." - Post-detention, Remus takes care of an ill Sirius in the only way he knows how. Oneshot. RS. Smut.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-21-10 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete4. Jigsaw reviewsThey'd slam against each other so hard that pieces of them would fly everywhere, and sluggishly, agonizingly, they'd fit the pieces back together. Oneshot. DG. DARK.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-17-10 - Draco M. & Ginny W. - Complete5. Exhibitionism on a Knut reviewsDraco Malfoy has redesigned the English Floo system: it's now safer and more comfortable. And of course he has to test just HOW comfortable it is with Ginny Weasley in a quite innovative way. Oneshot. DG. Smut.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-16-10 - Draco M. & Ginny W. - Complete6. Potpourri » reviewspō'pʊ-rē': 1. a mixture of dried petals of roses or other flowers with spices, kept in a jar for their fragrance. 2. a mélange of one hundred drabbles that may or may not smell piquant. DG and others.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,001 - Reviews: 177 - Updated: 10-25-10 - Published: 6-20-10 - Draco M. & Ginny W.7. A Matter of Discourse reviewsReally, Ginny Weasley should have known there'd be trouble with Draco Malfoy's son. It was inevitable. As was the destruction of her brand new name plaque, flying at the elder Malfoy's head. It was just a slip of the fingers. Honest. DG.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-16-10 - Draco M. & Ginny W.8. Crossing Time » reviewsA duo of Caspian X and Susan Pevensie drabbles, chronicling the little moments that we didn't get to see. Written for the casue ldws community on livejournal.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-12-09 - Published: 3-12-09 - Caspian X & Susan Pevensie - Complete9. Pride and Sin reviewsPride goeth before destruction, and Draco Malfoy's "pride" is going to be Ginny's Weasley's destruction. Specifically, Draco Malfoy's wet and naked "pride"...Oneshot. DG. Dash of smut.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 10-8-09 - Draco M. & Ginny W. - Complete10. The Art of Being Bad reviews-"I've never done anything bad." Draco Malfoy shows Ginny Weasley the benefits of being naughty. Oneshot. DG. Cute rather than smutfest.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 9-27-09 - Draco M. & Ginny W. - Complete11. Shopping for Vegetables and Jelly reviewsGinny takes Draco shopping, and of course any combination of vegetables and lubricant are going to end up quite...delightful. Drabble. DG. Very smutty and mature.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-30-09 - Draco M. & Ginny W. - Complete12. Evidence reviewsDraco Malfoy has left some conspicuous evidence on Ginny Weasley's skirt...Drabble. DG. Smutty and mature.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-22-09 - Draco M. & Ginny W. - Complete13. Moments » reviews...in the lives of Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, and Blaise Zabini. But really, we only care about the hilarious ones, the dangerous ones, the sinful ones, the smutty ones...and they're all here. A collection of DGB oneshots. Smut and fluff included!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,615 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 3-22-09 - Published: 2-27-09 - Draco M. & Ginny W.14. Smoky Snowflakes reviewsA late night craving for a smoke sends Ginny Weasley out into the snow, where she finds the most unlikely of persons...with more than desirable results. Hedonism never looked quite as good as Draco Malfoy! Oneshot. DG.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,948 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 12-8-08 - Draco M. & Ginny W. - Complete15. Malfoy Exposed: A Portrait » reviewsGinny Weasley, anonymous painter extraordinaire, is commissioned/blackmailed into painting a portrait of Draco Malfoy. It's a surprise portrait for the pompous narcissist's birthday. A surprise NUDE portrait. Snarky! Delicious! DG. Won multiple awards!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,887 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 11-22-08 - Published: 10-28-08 - Draco M. & Ginny W. - Complete16. Ogden's Old Icewhiskey reviewsLoneliness doesn't suit the beautiful, and Narcissa is feeling rather deprived of her pretty little husband. So Narcissa decides to take matters into her own hands...or attempts to. First War. Oneshot. LN. SMUT!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 10-25-08 - Lucius M. & Narcissa M. - Complete17. Mesmerize » reviewsNothing makes us so lonely as our secrets, and Ginny Weasley has been living a large one. And when two Slytherins save her from it, she might be in far deeper than she could have guessed...DGB. ON HIATUS.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,507 - Reviews: 574 - Updated: 10-5-08 - Published: 11-14-07 - Draco M. & Ginny W.18. Thunder and Lullabies reviewsNothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood. Draco Malfoy is helping Ginny Weasley understand her fear in the strangest of ways...Oneshot. DG. Lots of cute fluff!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,382 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 8-17-08 - Draco M. & Ginny W. - Complete19. Tasteful Revenge reviews-"What in Merlin's name were you three doing!" "Promoting inter-house unity, Professor." "Yes, thank you, Miss Weasley, we can all see that. And how exactly did this lead to Mr. Malfoy's and Mr. Zabini's tongues being down your throat?" Oneshot. DGB smut.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,559 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 4-1-08 - Draco M. & Ginny W. - Complete20. Not Quite Elysium reviewsOnly in death do you realize the mistakes you've made in life...and Ginny Weasley must have made a huge one if Draco Malfoy is in her Heaven! Oneshot. DG.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 3-22-08 - Draco M. & Ginny W. - Complete