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Author has written 45 stories for Harry Potter, Diana Gabaldon, Doctor Who, Boy Meets Boy, David Levithan, and Series Of Unfortunate Events. Greetings, illustrious readers! I am a geeky 30-something woman who is obsessed with Harry Potter. Obviously. I've been a fan since 2001, and I've been writing fanfic since 2004. Remus/Sirius is my OTP, if you can't tell, but I also enjoy writing other pairings, both slash and het. Nearly everything I write acknowledges my glorious OTP in some way, so even if R/S isn't mentioned in the description, they might show up anyway. I'm a firm believer in alpha!Remus, so if that isn't your personal preference, you might want to look elsewhere. I also don't believe in ignoring Peter. He was a Marauder and has an important role to play in canon, and in my stories as well. PDF versions of most of my stories are now available for download for your e-reader from my personal webpage. My fandom LiveJournal is pica_scribit, and it is the first place where my new stuff or any announcements about what I'm up to get posted. Please feel free to add me if you're an LJ user. I will add you back if you are over 18. Addendum, January 2012: Dear Troll(s), I have turned off anonymous commenting and blocked all abusive user profiles. I will continue to block as long as you continue to create new profiles. This is the only response you will have from me. I'm guessing based on your actions that you are very young -- perhaps still in middle school or early high school -- so I'm going to explain this just once: The tactics you are using do not work on adults. No matter how many times you post your misogynistic, gender-essentialist comments (look it up), you will never succeed in hurting my feelings nor in making me feel bad about the stories I write. You are wasting your time here, and only making yourself look like an asshole. I hope, for your sake, that you grow out of this kind of behaviour and go on to become a decent, kindhearted person who has a positive impact on the world and the people in your life. Go on; give it a try. I believe in you. All the best, Pica | |||||
1. Wolf Stone Jewelers reviewsMini-sequel to "Highland Fling". Pure fluff. RLxSB present-day non-magic AU. Warning: Scottish!Remus, American!SiriusHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-2-12 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete2. A Conspiracy of Cartographers, Year Two » reviewsThe story of a werewolf's bite that sealed the fate of four boys, and of the Wizarding world. Year Two: When his secret comes out, Remus must learn to face his friends and himself. RLxSB preslash.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,536 - Reviews: 193 - Updated: 2-1-12 - Published: 7-22-10 - Remus L. & Sirius B.3. Highland Fling » reviewsThe summer before college, Sirius goes backpacking through Scotland in order to escape his family's expectations. In a small village in the Highlands, an unexpected flirtation turns his whole world upside down. RLxSB present-day non-magic AU.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,013 - Reviews: 154 - Updated: 1-1-12 - Published: 11-3-11 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete4. Against the Wall reviewsSirius is irritable from his continued house arrest at Grimmauld Place, and Remus is tired of the way the Wizarding world looks down on him. They exact a little sweet revenge. Wall!sex with Walburga Black's portrait as an unwilling witness.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-22-11 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete5. Bad Dog reviewsSirius is horny and irritable. Remus takes him in hand. Warnings: D/s, punishment, alpha!Remus, public sex, collar, blindfold, slight dubcon. RemusxSirius, 6th year.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 10-23-11 - Published: 10-22-11 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete6. Shirt Lifter reviewsSirius wants to try something new, but Remus is a bit reluctant. RLxSB, Fifth Year. Fluff and boy-kisses.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-25-11 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete7. A Cure For Nightmares » reviewsNon-Magic AU: There's a mysterious new boy at St Godric's, and Sirius can't stop thinking about him. RemusxSirius. Warning: sex, drug use, self-harm, past violence and child sexual abuse. Liberties taken with 1970's British boarding school culture.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,308 - Reviews: 280 - Updated: 12-6-10 - Published: 9-29-10 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete8. Menage a Trois reviewsRemus wants something a bit different for his 21st birthday, and of course Sirius can refuse him nothing. A slightly AU "what if?" companion piece to Take This Longing in my archive. Warning: MMM threesome, explicit sex, essentially PWP.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,401 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 11-17-10 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete9. Take This Longing reviewsSix months before the end of the First Wizarding War, Sirius wonders, if Remus doesn't need him anymore, then what's the point of anything? RLxSB. Warning: sex, language, violent images, suspicion, jealousy. Written for the 2010 RxS Games on LJ.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,424 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-16-10 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete10. Just Sex reviewsA year after leaving Hogwarts, Remus and Sirius learn a very important lesson as their friendship reaches a crossroads: Sex complicates things. But not always in a bad way. RemusxSirius, Dec 1979. Warning: explicit sex.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,403 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 9-2-10 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete11. A Conspiracy of Cartographers, Year One » reviewsThe story of a werewolf's bite that sealed the fate of four boys, and of the Wizarding world. Year One: How the Marauders came to Hogwarts, became friends, and discovered that one of them had a secret. RLxSB preslash.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,781 - Reviews: 175 - Updated: 7-12-10 - Published: 4-6-10 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete12. A Brush With Destiny reviewsA long ago forgotten encounter at a Ministry of Magic Christmas party. The only way this could be more preslash would be if Remus's mother and Sirius's mother bumped pregnant bellies. But still, RemusxSirius preslash.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-25-10 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete13. Rumours of My Death reviewsThe rumours of Remus's death have been greatly exaggerated, much to Sirius's relief. RLxSB, First War. Warning: explicit sex and discussion of death.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-17-10 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete14. Painting Music reviewsWeeks after the Dowager Dance, on the eve of Paul's sixteenth birthday, the boys decide to take things to the next level. Warning: explicit underage sex. PaulxNoahBoy Meets Boy, David Levithan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-9-10 - Complete15. The Tropical Adventures of Moony and Padfoot » reviewsWhat Remus and Sirius really got up to during the summer after PoA. Sun, sand, a little angst, some UST, and lots of sex. Warning: explicit slash.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,613 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 3-11-10 - Published: 6-3-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete16. The Zenith and Nadir of Severus Snape reviewsIt's Spring, they're sixteen, and studying for OWLs is not exactly the first thing on their minds. LilyxSeverus, first time sex. Warning: Smut. Works as a oneshot, but will have more chapters someday.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-21-09 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P.17. The Dursleys' Worst Nightmare reviewsAt Harry and Ginny's wedding, Dudley discovers that every girl in the Wizarding world wants to meet famous Harry Potter's cousin. But there's only one girl he's interested in getting to know.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 73 - Published: 2-13-09 - Dudley D. & Cho C. - Complete18. Thrall reviewsWhile tidying the attic at the Burrow, Ron finds something his mother hid away long ago, and for good reason. Warning: dubcon, vampirism, cross-gen incest, threesome, explicit sex.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-11-09 - Ron W. & L. d'Eath - Complete19. My Dearest Moony reviewsSirius's last words to Remus, found in a letter rolled up with his will. June 1996, RLxSB.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 2-10-09 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete20. FailSafe reviewsWhile Sirius is lying low at Remus's place after GoF, he finds something which disturbs him. RLxSB. Warning: discussion of suicide.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-9-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete21. Allergies reviewsA member of the Hogwarts staff has an unfortunate but not unusual allergy. Drabble written for a Sectus challenge.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-9-09 - Minerva M. & Rubeus H. - Complete22. One Hell of a Woman reviews17-year-old Kingsley Shacklebolt becomes obsessed with the founder of his house. Crack pairing written for a community challenge. Warning: Snarky gargoyles and sexual...something.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-7-09 - Kingsley S. & Helga H. - Complete23. The Education of Madeleine Yaxley » reviewsMadeleine Yaxley tries to be a good pure-blood girl, but when you're 15, sometimes it's hard to know what the rules are. The bawdy tale of one young Slytherin's coming of age. Warning: dubcon, underage sex, group sex, incest.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,369 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 12-9-08 - Published: 12-11-06 - OC & Rabastan L. - Complete24. Tales of the Second War: The Power of Two » reviewsCould a Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes invention be the key to defeating Voldemort once and for all? Gets less dark after Ch 2, I promise! AU, not HBP or DH compliant. Warning: character death, violence. NO TWINCEST.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,880 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 10-2-07 - Published: 1-7-07 - Fred W. & George W. - Complete25. Tales of the Second War: The Night Before » reviewsOn the eve of the final battle, everyone is searching for something. Comfort, truth, a way out, a last chance at love. Spinoff of my Weasley twins fic, The Power of Two. AU, not HBP or DH compliant. Warnings: explicit sex, implied rape.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,863 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 9-17-07 - Published: 12-11-06 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete26. In Dreams Alone reviewsThe dreams are the only thing that seems real anymore. PostDoomsday TenxRose.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-12-07 - Rose T. & 10th Doctor - Complete27. Bruises reviewsSeven year old Aberforth doesn't understand what happened to his sister Ariana. Warning: implied rape of a child.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 9-6-07 - Aberforth D. & Ariana D. - Complete28. Primal reviewsSometimes need can take you by surprise. Missing scene from Deathly Hallows. RWxHG, 1998. First time, nonexplicit sex, violence.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-22-07 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete29. That Awful Boy reviewsIn the summer before their 7th year, Lily and Severus attempt to renew their friendship and more with mixed results. Warnings: sex, recreational potion use.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,149 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 6-24-07 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P. - Complete30. Linked reviewsIn the aftermath of the Battle of the Department of Mysteries, Harry can't sleep. One night, he decides to talk to the one person who might understand: Neville Longbottom. Warning: mild slashHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-18-07 - Harry P. & Neville L. - Complete31. Gryffindor on the Cusp of Slytherin reviewsA Gryffindor girl learns the hard way why Slytherin boys are better left alone, especially ones called Tom Riddle.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 5-2-07 - Minerva M. & Tom R. Jr. - Complete32. Family reviewsBrianna goes on a journey to find one more family member. Spoilers for A Breath of Snow and Ashes. AU due to Echo in the Bone.Diana Gabaldon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-6-07 - Complete33. MARYSUE Must Die! » reviewsA new girl arrives at Hogwarts. She's perfect. She's beautiful. She has curves in all the right places. Everyone loves her. Everyone except Madeleine and Maggie, that is. How not to write HP fanfic. Marauders era. Warnings: violence, sex talk, chatspeak.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,772 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 2-1-07 - Published: 1-19-07 - OC & Peter P. - Complete34. The Great Unknown reviewsSirius finds life beyond the Veil rather tedious, but at least there's beer, and he's not alone. Not necessary to be familiar with ASOUE to read this. Somewhat AU. RemusxSirius, QuigleyxVioletCrossover - Harry Potter & Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-18-07 - Sirius B. & Quigley Q. - Complete35. There is a War » reviewsA kiss, a rape, a tragedy, a night of passion, a pregnancy, a wedding, an attack, a prophecy, and a birth. The dark tale of James and Lily Potter from their first kiss to the birth of their son. Warning: rape, sex, violence.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,424 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 1-7-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete36. Survivor's Guilt: Moony's Tale » reviewsTwelve years have passed and Remus still cannot forget, nor is he any closer to understanding why Sirius betrayed his friends and the man he loved. Now Sirius has escaped, and Remus has come back to Hogwarts looking for answers. RLxSB, PoA parallel.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,866 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 1-6-07 - Published: 12-24-06 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete37. Paper Thin Hotel reviewsSometimes life at Grimmauld Place is more than Severus can bear, especially when Remus and Sirius are staying in the next room. On those nights, he seeks to drown himself in the past. SeverusxRegulus. Warning: slash, voyeurism, polyjuice prostitution.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-6-07 - Severus S. & Regulus B. - Complete38. Survivor's Guilt: Padfoot's Tale » reviewsFrom the unbearable torments of Azkaban to a life on the run, Sirius has known little peace in 12 years. But when he comes to Hogwarts looking for Harry and Peter, he finds Remus, the man who could break his heart or save his life. RLxSB PoA parallel.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,472 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 1-6-07 - Published: 12-14-06 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete39. Halloween 1975 reviewsSirius gets to choose the Marauders' costumes for the Hogwarts Halloween party in 5th year. Warning: Lederhosen.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-3-07 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete40. Secret Keepers » reviewsIn the final days of the First Wizarding War, Lily resorts to Dark magic, James is not a hero, Peter justifies himself, Harry sees all but understands nothing, and everyone has secrets to keep.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,495 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 12-12-06 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete41. The Plot Bunny reviewsIn which we learn why Severus decided to give the thrilling life of an Animagus a miss. Fandom parody mocking MarySues, MPreg, matchmaker!Dumbledore.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-11-06 - Severus S. - Complete42. Backstage: My Own Private Crackverse » reviewsWhat do the HP characters get up to when they're not acting in your fanfic? Come visit Remus Lupin's dressing room, sing karaoke with Voldemort and the giant squid, and debate canon vs fanon with Remus & Sirius. AU Crackfic poking fun at fandom cliches.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,139 - Reviews: 53 - Published: 12-11-06 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete43. Son and Heir reviewsDraco Malfoy will never know the secret that nearly killed him as an infant. Warning: Domestic violence, language, pureblood bigotry.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-11-06 - Narcissa M. & Lucius M. - Complete44. A Polyjuice Duet » reviewsWhat happens when two horny teenage wizards get ahold of Polyjuice potion? Answer: Hilariousness and whacky hijinx. Warning: Gender-bending slash.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,044 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-11-06 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete45. Excerpts From The Diary of Regulus Black reviewsAll Regulus ever wanted was someone to be proud of him: his brother, his parents, the love of his life. Handwritten diary on my website. AU, RABxSS, 1971 to 1979. Warnings: mentions underage sex, dubcon, slash.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-11-06 - Regulus B. & Severus S. - Complete
