My penname comes from a Stephen King novel. If you've read it, you'll understand.

Age: 18

Gender: Isn't it obvious?

Race: 100 percent bonna fide... martian. :P

From: Lunar Station 03

Welcome to my crack archive! This is where every idea that's popped into my head that I'm embarassed to admit to having thought up goes to make friends with my Mountain Dew and Pixie sticks. As such, updates can be a bit random, as sometimes my brain has this annoying compulsion to march right ahead of the plot, leaving me behind to try and string the pieces together.

Story Progress: (progress, yeah... eheheh...)

Issues of Custody:(Bleach/Harry Potter cross over... stop looking at me like that! This is my CRACK ARCHIVE!) I don't know why, but the current Orihime is annoying me in ways that even imprisoned Rukia never managed. Seeing as she is a main character in IoC, it's making the story REALLY hard to write. I'm doing the best I can, but the Imp of Writer's Block seems to jump up and down and chew on my hair whenever I try and work on this...

To Rise From the Lethe:(Final Fantasy Tactics Advance... oh shut up, or I'll sic my Inner Seven Year Old on you) Am currently editing the first chapter and working on the second one.

Because I think this theory should be shared with the world at large...

Uchiha Sasuke - the Barbie of the Naruto universe. (WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!)

I kid you not. Do you remember those plastic icons of your youth that could change professions with a simple wardrobe alteration? Good! Now, think to what has happened before Sasuke has faced down against every villan he's taken out since the time skip. He altered his outfit to dress like they did. He did it to Orochimaru, he did it to Itachi, heck, he's probably going to show up for his final, epic battle against Naruto wearing a full-body Kyuubi plushie outfit. Take that mental picture with you in your head for the rest of the day.

And before you ask, I have nothing against pre-timeskip Sasuke. I just find his 'grown up' version to have the depth of personality of a plastic spork.