Yo!

I finally changed my avatar! It is now Fai, Kurogane, Sakura and Syaoran, from Tsubasa Chronicals with the words, "I miss who we were."

Also i have heard that some people will falsly review with someone else's username when they do anomynous review to wright flamers and stuff. I will let you know right now that I alsways login before I review so please inform me if someone uses my username to review.

A Little Bit About Me

As you know I am SecretSnow but please call me Snow (I know, original right? I wonder how I thought of it...). I tend to take a long time to update and sometimes I'll give up on a story before it's finished simply because I lost interest in it. I enjoy Drawing and Reading and someday I shall publish a book! That is my dream! Currently I have an obsession with One Piece, so my next couple of fic will probably be about that so yeah. I'm a girl who's age doesn't concern you. And I live in a place called whythehelldoyouwanttoknowcreep town. I love getting advice on how to improve so please don't think I'll take offence.

Concerning my Favorites:

Also, I have over two thousand favorite stories from a multitude of fandoms From Alice in Wonderland to Transformers to xxxHolic. Despite the large number of favorites, I do have a certain "code" I follow for my favorites, mainly being that the story is of the 'Complete' status. Out of the two thousand plus fics I have favorited, I'd say that less than 50 are incomplete, and that's only because either the author never switched status, the story is updated on a regular basis, the story is a series of oneshots that can be read individually, or the story has been discontinued entirely but the plot is worth reading despite being incomplete. There's also the occasional 'opps I meant to hit watch instead of favorite, oh well I don't feel like taking this off the list' fic. Believe it or not, I do go through my favorites on occasion to sort through which ones are worth keeping on the list and which to remove, though it's not done very often due to the size of said list. My Favoirtes list will be updated as my taste in writing style improves (I'm sure everyone here has read a fic they thought was amazing and then gone back to realize that it was actually quite awful).

The point of me blabbering on about my favorite is this: The favorites I have on my list are very good, and I encourage all who read this page to take a look through them. I'm sure I have at least one fandom you like on there. Because even if I don't spend a lot of time writing, I do spend a lot (if not all) of my spare time reading fics on this stie (the result of a total lack of social life: pity me!), and a lot of these fics don't have the recogoniton they desserve, so please, take the time to glance through some of these fandoms.

On another note, I genuinely want to know, does anyone know of someone with a larger number then favorites then me? I'm curious!

Stories

Don't Ask Me Why I Love You-Maximum Ride (Max x Fang) on hiatus

Telling the Truth-One Piece (Friendship/ZoLu undertones) Complete

The End or The Beginning?-One Piece (Friendship) Complete

Goodbye My Sunshine-One Piece (death fic/ZoLu) Complete

Expectations-Harry Potter (drabbles) In Progress

Scars: Prequel to Telling the Truth-One Piece (FriendshipZoLu??) In Progress

Hospital Gossip-Fullmetal Alchemist (Parental!RoyEd) Complete

Fixing Things-Naruto (Time Travel/Pairings?) In Progress

"Quotes"

"There are three types of perverts in the world: the 'In the closet' pervert, the 'out of the closet' pervert, and the 'What Closet?' pervert I consider myself to be the third choice." ~Me (SecretSnow)

"I heard that 'Yowie' is also a type of Austalian chocolate" ~Me(SecretSnow) "Seriously!? AWSOME!!" ~my friend Abby

"I smile at your suffering because I know for a fact that you deserve it." ~Me (SecretSnow)

"I hope we have a snowday tomarow."~My friend Lexi-chan"Oh really? Well I hope the world ends tommarow."~Me

"I'M DISTURBED!!" ~Me (SecretSnow)

"What have i told you about cursing!?" ~mom "Not to curse until I'm 16 so that everyone will blame society and not you?" ~Me(SecretSnow) "Exactly!" ~mom

"Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect - and i didn't live to be. But before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean."

~Bob Marley

"When life gives you lemons make grape slushie's and make the world wonder how the fuck you did it."

~unkown

“You know, pansy for thoughtfulness, yew for sorrow, bay for glory, dock for tomorrow? Roses are for love. Not forget-me-not, or honeysuckle, silly sweethearts’ love, but the love that makes you and keeps you whole. Love that gets you through the worst your life’ll give you and that pours out of you when you’re given the best instead.”

~Rose Daughter

"You see things; and you say, "Why?" But I dream things that never where; and I say, "Why not?"

~George Bernard Shaw

"If you want your dreams to come true, get out of bed."

~Unknown

"I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free."

~Charles Dickens

"Humor results when society says you can't scracth certain things in public, but the itch in public"

~Tom Walsh

"The kind of humor I like is the kind that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes"

~William Davis

"the satirist shoots to kill, while the humorist bings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance."

~Peter De Vries

"If I had no sense of humor, I would have long ago commited suicide."

~ Muhatma Gandhi

"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense dancing."

~William James

"Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing."

~Meg Chittenden

and then I felt sad because I realized that once people are broken in certain ways, they can’t ever be fixed, and this is something nobody ever tells you when you are young and it never fails to surprise you as you grow older as you see the people in your life break one by one. You wonder when your turn is going to be, or if it’s already happened.

--“LIFE AFTER GOD”, DOUGLAS COUPLAND

Story "Qoutes"

"Threw them all out," Ron told him with a gleeful grin. "It was brilliant. Threw more insults than Snape on a bad day. I don't think I've ever seen Rita Skeeter run so fast." ~The Marriage Stone, Josephine Darcy (Harry Potter)

.o.

"Out! Out! Both of you! The polite, quiet werewolf can stay but you two idiots can get out of my hospital right now!" ~The Marriage Stone, Josephine Darcy (Harry Potter)

.o.

She’d given him a long withering look when he asked if she could fly to China. Evidently, according to Hedwig’s view of the world, he shouldn’t question her abilities. Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past Viridian (Harry Potter)

.o.

Hermione poked Harry’s ribs, causing him to look sharply at her. “What?” He whispered. He pointed at the teasing chicken legs. “Can’t you see, Hermione? They’re mocking me! Look at them!” He hissed at her. ... “The chicken legs, Hermione! They’re teasing me.” Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap Seel'vor (Harry Potter)

.o.

“Yes.” Harry deadpanned. “Absolutely terrified. Look, you can see my hand shaking.” He raised his left hand, wiggling it about comically. “I may even have soiled myself.” He paused for a moment. “How’re you doing with that, by the way? The itching gone?” Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap,Seel'vor (Harry Potter)

.o.

“Harry, you want to tell me why your owl is reading a book?”

Harry didn’t even bother to look up. “Because the movie stars David Niven, and it’s crap. It makes no sense, the plot’s pretty complex and doesn’t survive the screen, and it...” He shrugged. “Trust me, the book’s better.”

“Allow me to rephrase, then. Why is your owl reading? Owls don’t read.”

Hedwig barked suddenly, the rebuke clear.

“Okay, I guess they do read.” Padma leaned in to Hermione, whispering in the brunette’s ear. “Are we sure she’s an owl?”

“Honestly? No. But don’t voice it too loud, she knows... things" Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap,Seel'vor (Harry Potter)

.o.

PS. My birthday is in two days. I expect gifts. Shiny ones. I also plan to celebrate. Alcohol here I come…’”Dear Order, SilverWolf7007 (Harry Potter)

.o.

Charlie looked genuinely surprised. “Harry had sanity?”Dear Order, SilverWolf7007 (Harry Potter)

.o.

"What's that?" Naruto frowned deeply. "In-quest-it-mole? What's a mole? Is that the same as immortality? Are you on a quest for immortality? That's not a good path to take, Umbridge-san. You see, I know a guy who knows a man because he was taught by said man, and he tried to find immortality. He died." The New Teacher, Amatseru-chan (Harry PotterxNaruto Crossover)

.o.

“…” Mustang kept his face blank and answered matter a-fact-ly. “I’m a suicidal wreck on the verge of throwing everything I have worked for away on the counts that I can’t hold myself together anymore and I feel like I’m going insane.” He took in a deep breath, having to catch his voice before it wavered giving him away. He cleared his throat and continued. “Well, all that and the fact that Hughes thinks I’m hosting a secret civilization rebel group in my cellar. Any more questions Fullmetal?” For Better or Worse, JuubiOokami (Fullmetal Alchemist)

.o .

“What are you, my mother?” Roy asked, eyebrows raised, “I eat proper meals every day.”

“Toast is not proper meal.”

“I do not just have toa-”

“-Alright, toast and tinned soup are not proper meals.” Hughes nudged him in the shoulder with a smile.

Roy stared at him for a long time, and then frowned, “Hughes…”

“Yes?”

“Just as an observation it is Thursday.”

“Correct.” Maes nodded seriously.

“Which is a day of the week.”

“Correct.”

“A day that is situated practically in the middle of the week and sits between Wednesday and Friday.”

“Correct.”

“So in other words a working day of the week.”

“Would you like to get to your point already?”

“Very well. This may sound like a very stupid question but…shouldn’t you be, on a Thursday which is a working day of the week as I have previously stated, I don’t know maybe…at work?”For Better or Worse, JuubiOokami (Fullmetal Alchemist)

.o.

“Yet you believe in fate?” Zabuza started to move away grabbing Naruto and Sasuke. “Every Shinobi knows that to survive you follow these words, ‘Destiny’s a bitch, the Fates are drunk – if you want to be shinobi believe in Lady Luck’. After all, if fate is written in stone, any good shinobi can simply shatter it, whether by hand or jutsu.” Reflections of Demons, evil genus (Naruto)

.o.

“You want to rule England, then?” Dumbledore asked.

“Good god, no!” Harry said. “Do you have any idea how much paperwork that would entitle? Unless I was a Dark Lord and force someone else to take care of it,” Harry said thoughtfully. “Can you be a Dark Lord without all the killing and torturing and whatnot?” A New Chance Continued, pyrodaemon (Harry Potter)

.o.

"Hang on," he glared at them before he looked the page over. "'We don't want it'," he quoted with a small frown. "'Qatar'." Cover Me, Black Dragon Queen (Transformers-Movie Verse) In reference to a giant box on a ship in the artic ocean, anyone want to guess what's inside? Come on, guess~!

.o.

"Don't worry, 'Hide. Optimus had me scan it thoroughly for viruses, and I had Elita double check my work. There was only one virus, it was very obvious, and Fang had included the message 'I'm evil, so I have to at least make a token effort to frag your processors' in the code. He also said 'Hi, Hatchet, you may need this,' and gave me his personal cell phone number." Masks L. Mouse (Transformers-Movie Verse)

.o.

"Helping one of the base mechanics change a flat tire."

Ratchet looked up at him, and raised an optic ridge.

"The jack didn't work."

The other ridge rose. Picking a car up by hand was well within Ironhide's design tolerances.

"It was an APC. It was raining. The poor humans were shivering." Masks, L. Mouse (Transformers-Movie Verse) Ratchet and Ironhide, Ratchet is fixing some damage to Ironhide's wrist and wanting to know how he damaged it.

.o.

"The world is ending."[Red Alert] said numbly.

"Oh." Wheeljack commented vaguely, pausing, then smiled and patted him comfortingly on the shoulder. "I wouldn't worry, I'm sure Prowl will fix it. It's amazing what he's capable of." Prowl and Jazz Challenges taralynden, (Transformers-G1)

CHALLENGES

yes I've jumped on that bang waggon of-"well, I know I'm never gonna get around to writing it, so I might as well let someone else have a little inspiration and see where it takes them! -insert evil laugh-" All I ask is that you put SecretSnowPrompt# (insert # here[not literatly]) into the summary and that you let others know in the first chapter or author's notes or whatever where you got the prompt from. The first so I can easily find the stories and read them, the second so if anybody else is interested they know where they can find some more prompts.

TRANSFORMERS

Prompt #1: Miles: total screen time- not enough to be considered worth recording. Status- Sam's Best Friend since forever. Big Giant Alien robots and hot girls don't change that much amongst the best of friends, not really. So, what if Sam had let Miles known what was going on? What if Miles had been there in Mission City? "MILES! What the hell do you think you're doing!?" "Don't worry Sam! I saw this in a movie!" (personally, if I ever finish Scars and Dead Garden I'll probably do this myself. The only real 'requirment' I have is that Miles play an integral part in the story, I don't care if it's a complete re-working of the movie or just the mission city scene. Nor do I care if it somehow ends up being SamMiles romance[in fact I'd probably make some sort of weird girl fangirl giggle if you did, The other requirment being that the qoutes are used in the story, somewhere.)

Prompt #2: Sam, Miles, Discovery, Angry Medics, Black Eyes, A Laughing Lennox, and famous last words version 3.0, "And here I thought you had a car fettish Sam! Alien Robot Fetishes are way cooler!" Sam was going to kill Miles, somehow, someway, especially when four giant alien robots ask him why humans would have such a fettish in the first place and what is rule number 34 and why is there a naked lady drapping herself over a hummer that looks suspicioulsy like Ratchet? "Well you see-" Miles began with the evil gleam in his eyes that Sam knew from experience was going to scar somebody's brain, with reflexes honed from years of being Mile's best friend he slapped his hand over said best friend's mouth, "We'll tell you when you're older." (Poor Ratchet, he's got fangirls everywhere! It's the buzzsaw, I think, that attracts so many...And for those who don't know, Rule 34 is as follows: If it exsists, there is porn of it. Requirments? None, except humor and of course Miles being an integral part of the story and qoute ussage)