Name: Rachel Serena (not telling you my last name)

Religion (just for fun): Reform judaism

Hair color: Dark brown

Eye color: Hazel (normally green)

Birthday: May 29th

Birthstone: Emerald

Sign: Gemini (duh)

Location: My own little world! :3

Age: Why would you want to know that you stalker!

Grade: I'm not telling

Problems: ADHD ( good thing sugar and caffine have no effect on me), sleep aptnia, allergies, depression, anxiety disorder, my bladder can't expand (you really didn't need to know that)

Activities: Painting, acting, dancing, (tap, jazz, ballet, and hip hop) archery, horseback riding, violin, non competative swimming, running, and singing.

Pets: 2 cats, 2 dogs, 3 guinea pigs, and many fish.

Favorite color: Green

If you are a man in a white coat that is coming to take me away...I have an excuse! Well, there were these giant flying monkeys, and they had giant bananas, and they were hitting people with them...What? You don't believe me?

REMEMBER: The hardest part of being strong is knowing it's okay to cry.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten into a high sugar rush and ran into some poles at school in front of everyone, put this on your profile.

If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you think those stupid kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? If two mouse are mice, then why aren't two houses hice? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had one of your weirdest friends tell you You're weird. Copy this and paste it on your profile.

If you think my friend Tabitha (Anime_Kunoichi) is weird copy this and paste it on your profile.

If you enjoy throwing random parties at other people's houses, or if you friends throw random parties at your house copy and paste this on your profile. (P.S mine is the latter)

Favorite qoutes:

I"M GETTING HIGH OFF SUGAR! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! -Vivian

If people bother you, hurt them, and if anyone asks you why you hurt them, tell them it was self defence. - Me

If you are not able to let go of your past, you will never be able to go towards the future -Me

Life is like a highway, there are many roads to choose from, but you will eventually find the right one, that will lead you to where you want to be. -Me

Friends are forever, boys are whatever. - T-shirt

You can't spell ELMO without EMO - Me

I've almost mastered sleeping with my eyes open, i just have to get the eyes open part. -Me

Did you just call me a bitch!? Well, a bitch is a dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature, and nature is beautiful, so, thanks for the compliment. -Me

Fake friends throw parties at their house, Real friends throw parties at your house -Me (my friends always throw parties at my house)

The goblin king is coming to take me away! - Onee Chan

When life gives you lemons, use them to squirt lemon juice into the eyes of your enemies! -Happy bunny

It’s fun before people get hurt…then it’s hilarious!! -Tabby

I see you so much, that when you type, i can hear your voice! -Tabby (said to me, i agreed with her.)

Practice makes perfect, but if no one is perfect why practice? -Tabby

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory -Tabby

Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh! -Tabby

When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "you had to be there" thing, but more like a "you have to be mentally retaded like us" thing. -Tabby

Me: My dog ate my science project!

Tabby: Your dog eats everything

Me: Not anymore! My cat eats everything first!

You Laugh Because I'm Different, I Laugh Because You're the Same -Tabby

I smile because I have no idea what is going on -Tabby

Hoi Hoi nya Tabby

Wai Tabby

It's not our job to impress guys, but their job to impress us- Tabby

I'm not crazy, my reality is just different from yours -Tabby

Fake friends knock on your door before coming in, real friends walk in and say "I'm home" -Tabby

I don't need a boyfriend unless he's an anime character, all other boys can go to hell- Tabby ( I taught her this quote )

When life gives you grapes, use it to make lemon juice and sit back and grin when people ask how you did it... -Unknown

If life gives you lemons, make grapjuice, and let the world wonder how you did it -unknown

Do one brave thing, then run like hell -Margarita

I'm depressed, i'm going to go cut myself now. - Onee Chan ( just for the record, she was kidding)

Me: Skylar, what planet are you from?

Skylar: 6, which is right next to 7, which is right next to Pluto.

Joseph: Kenbar

Danny: Pluto

Me: I'm not from any planet, i just kinda drift around in the solar system.

People dressing in ugly clothing makes my outfit look even prettier, I love wacky tacky day - Me

I wonder if teachers wake up and think 'How do I torment my student's lives today?' -Tabby

Tabby: Slow down! I don't speak the language of the smart peoples!

Me: But you are a smart person.

Tabby: I know, I just don't speak the smart peoples language.

I'm multi-talented. I can talk and Piss you off at the same time -Tabby

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it -Tabby

Homework never killed anybody, but why take chances -Tabby

Silence is golden. Duct tape is sliver. -Tabby

If child abuse is illegal, why do we go to school? -Tabby

Me: Hey Tabby! I had the weirdest dream last night! Do you want to hear it?

Tabitha: No!

Me: Ok! I turned you into a Barbie doll and then I had to give you the hemlich menuaver in order to turn you back into a person!

Tabitha: Why didn't you kill me!

Me: Why would I do that?

Tabitha: Because I hate Barbies!

Me: Vivian was yelling at me to turn you back to normal!

Tabitha: Awww that's so sweet! You should have killed her too!

Me: Why?

Tabitha: Because she likes Barbies!

Love is a magic, You never know what to expect -Onee Chan

The magical soda keeps coming back to me!- Me

The penguins are stealing my sanity, one by one. -Onee Chan

Friends stab you in the back, strangers stab you in the front, and best friends poke each other in the arm with bendy straws. - Vivian

Look! It's an invisible-visible panda! -Celine

Celine- I want to sing the "I'm on crack" song just to annoy people.

Me- There's an "I'm on crack song?

Celine- No, but there should be.

I have a life! It's on lay away at K-Mart -Beatrice

Without de-tails de-monkeys fall out of de-trees -Mrs.Becky (My dance teacher)

If we don't think, we stink- Mrs. Becky

Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his or her back on life. -Eleanor Roosevelt

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. -Eleanor Roosevelt

I'll tell you how the sun rose... A ribbon at a time -Emily Dickinson

This is my letter to the world, That never wrote to me, The simple new that nature told, With tender majesty -Emily Dickinson

Phosphorescence. Now, there's a word to lift your hat to . . . . To find that phosphorescence, that light within, that's the genius behind poetry. -Emily Dickinson

On my underground railroad, i nebber run de train off de track, an' I nebber los' a passanger. - Harriet Tubman

Poems!

I dreamed a dream by the lonely strand, and in it I saw an enchanted land, where every man was good and true, and I wished I could make my life anew.

Give me a friend and my youth may depart, but still I'll be young in the house of my heart, yes, I'll go laughing right on till the end, whatever the years if you give me a friend.

Not what seems fair but what is true, Not what we dream but the good that we do, These are the things that shine like gems, Like stars in fortunes bright diadems.

Friendship is a precious thing, More valuable than gold, A treasure truly wonderful, For all to have and hold, So let us treasure every friend, Whom we may call our own, Without that blessing on this earth, We all would be alone.

My Thoughts!

If a dream is a wish your heart makes... Does that mean I wish to be eaten alive by giant mosquitoes?

Some people tell me to not look at the past but to look to the future, Some people tell me to not look to the future but to look to the past, Some people tell me to not look to the future or the past and to only focuse on the present, I tell people they should tell some one who actually cares.

Ok! That was may have sounded a little bitchy but people who tell me those things over and over again really annoy me. Of course I might deserve it because I annoy Tabby so much, but that isn't an excuse. Or is it?

How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits He’s lost?

How many times must a dog walk around in circles before he finally decides to use the darn restroom?

Common quotes

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

The road to success is always under construction.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain

What's the point of going back to the begining if you already know how it's going to end?

Stories

One day during lunch Tabby received a fortune cookie. It said: No one has accomplished anything by being lazy, If you knew Tabitha then you would know that this fortune was made for her. She replies: I will prove them wrong, I will be lazy and accomplish things! Of course Tabby will, she is the kind of person who will study for a SAT test 5 minutes before the test and still manage to get an A.