First off; I believe that it's a sin that my stories have around 400 or 500 hits, yet no more than five reviews. That's right; a sin. As in, you're going to thee Abyss of Pain and Horror that is hell for not reviewing. Hope that those eternal moments of unimaginable pain and trepidation were worth not taking the few seconds to write up the two or three words that were in your mind when you read a fiction.
Now then, in all seriousness, go to hell. Lowering the ante, I'm not too picky. I won't just stop writing a story if I don't get reviews like CERTAIN whiny brats HHMMMMHMMMHHHHM (You know who you are. Yeah, you, through the computer screen. If I could, I'd reach my hand right through and slap you picky writers silly so as to knock some sense into your feeble heads. :/ ). I write for my own enjoyment, so others' opinions are only second priority, but seriousely, could I just please get a few more people's thoughts?
PS: I lied. I don't do this for my enjoyment; it's all for the reviews, baby. No one really writes for fun.
Being mean is fun. As a human being, I'm telling you that right now. You know those stories of how "bullies don't have friends"? That's a lot of crock right there, because if there's one thing bullies, jerks, asswipes, and jack asses have in common, its that making other people feel bad makes them feel good, and then they group together with each other. Of course, unlike bullies, we jerks never take what we say seriousely. We also don't have the muscle to back up our words, either, unlike bullies. So if I happen to call you a... Oh, idunknow... Stupid childish loser living in a dream world with no real friends, then that's just me joking around: D
No, really, it is; I tell my friends that all the time in real life. I can call Anime Sage Kurai a silly little yaoi fangirl, and she won't think any less of me because she knows its all for shits and giggles. : )
... I think, anyway. She could just be bottling it up until she builds up enough tension and reaches through the computer screen to rip my skull clean out.
... WE'LL SEE HOW THINGS TURN OUT. : D
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Interesting quotes:
"I'm awesome." - Me.
"I'm the coolest thing since sliced cheese sandwiches." - Me again.
"If they made a holiday dedicated to me, it'd be Awesome Day." - EliteSteak/SoldierSteak aka me.
REAL QUOTES:
"Now miss, please fill out this form!" "Yeah, because we all know the future of medical science depends on my mother's maiden name." - Roseanne Barr.
Words of wisdom. Remember them well, young child-who-is-not-yet-true-beef.
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Name: Al. The coolest name ever. I've reached the point of awesome that I can give my real name and not get stalked. In fact, I beat up the stalker, and then molest him. I don't stop until he cries, either.
Location: The State of Corn in United Mexico of Canadia. It may be difficult to nail down, but once you put the clues together...
Sex: Good. LOLZOZOZOZLL Okay I'm male.
Age: 17
Hobbies: Hanging out with friends, women, guitar, video games (I have such a diverse group of games that I enjoy that it's impossible to nail down just one genre. I'm the only guy who'll have his F.E.A.R. copy next to Paper Mario), women, and... Is making people feel bad considered a hobby?
I watch a whole bunch of media; I don't stay to one thing. I like to differentiate between all forms of entertainment. If it keeps my attention, I watch it.
Favorite Genre of Music: 80's New Age rock, classic rock, and the occasional Pop song. I grew up a rocker boy.
Favorite Book: The Halo novels. I'm not kidding; they're better than the game. That's not saying much, though.
Favorite Story Genre: Comedy One-shots, followed by romance one-shots. Long stories are for squares ( -- Is totally bullshitting).
Favorite Video Game: A whole lot. Half-Life, F.E.A.R., Morrowind, Metal Gear Solid 3, Paper Mario 2. The top dog would be Pikmin 1/2.
Favorite Anime: You mean those cartoons where the mouths don't even match the Japanese dialogue? That's right; I said it. Evangelion is probably my only actual self-admitted liking, due to funny teenage angst. Elfen Lied too, for sexual situations and hot bloody killers and such.
Favorite Cartoon: Freakazoid. Southpark. Evangelion, Fairly Odd Parents, Funny TV Funhouse... Ya know, the odd stuff.
Favorite TV Show: Conan O'Brien, House M.D., Comedy Central Presents, Seinfeld, and Roseanne. All of which collaborate... The Majestic Five.
Favorite TV/Movie Actor: Ashton Koutcher. Yes, you heard me right. Name me one bad thing he's done, and I'll show you a green dog. ;-)
Favorite Voice Actor: Tara Strong. God, she's so awesome. If I could, I'd marry her via marrying bag. You know, the kind where you tie 'em head-over and heave them over your shoulder. She has a family, though, so I'll have to deal with them later...
Oh, and Crispin Freeman. Oh my God. Crispin Freeman. He's kinda' like Jesus of the Voice Acting world, except with a lot less miracles and a lot more voice acting. Even still, I'm as gay for him as I am for Jesus. If life was different, I'd be a fangirl for him in a second. Oh wait... I already am.
... He's that amazing, and if you disagree I hope he pops out of your closet and makes you piss yourself in fear from his badass bass voice.
BELIEVE IN MY OPINIONS AND NO ONE ELSES. LOL. THAT IS THE WAY OF AWESOME PEOPLE.
Likes: Awesome/cool people, materialism, girls with features -- blondes, going with the crowd, OTP arguments, character bashing (even if it's a character I like), lying for my benefit, little white lies, flame wars, conformity, racial slurs (I sometimes call myself the correspondent slur...), things that people get angry or pissy about, poking at people's soft-spots, making fun of people who hate people who make fun of people, good literature.
Dislikes: Anti-Establishment, emos, people who hate materialism (Que en el Mundo, muchacho?), different people, non-conformity, rebellion, livejournal.com, honesty, kindness, cheesiness - cliches - and all that associates with it. Silly cliches, being lazy and unable to use other clever plot techniques. Oh yeah, fangirls, too, but who cares about them , really? Even fangirls hate other fangirls, what with them stealing hot guys from each other. It's Darwin's Theory all over again! Wheeeeeee.
Tells you a bit about my personality, does it not? Being cruel and anti-anti-popularity is just a part of who I am. Now I know you all weren't expecting any of those answers on a fanfiction account. I'm the best damn character you ever did see, like Kramer on Seinfeld.
Interesting enough, most of my stories are usually much more friendly and less... Subjective then my profile right here. Don't worry, I won't suddenly go STEREOTYPE-RANT-RAPE in the middle of my fictions. Usually, I try to keep works kid-friendly, or at least relative to the rating of what they're based off of. I'm that skilled.
PS: On the outside I'm a pompous asswipe who seems like he's not smart enough to write. On the inside, I'm an even bigger pompous asswipe who is so lazy with updating that... Well... I take awhile to update. Would you be pissed if I told you I haven't even started Ch. 3 on Teresu Obu Busaagi? YAAAAAAAY DUE-TIMES.
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Completed Fictions:
-Protecteur de la Nuit - A fluffy Tales of the Abyss story about Luke and Tear, mainly based on her fear of ghost stories. The all-intelligent Fox of Anubis advised me to put an AU tag on since I slightly changed the game's plot in order to fit with the story, so thank you if you're reading this.
Oh. Meh. Ged. This story got on the "Best TotA Stories" C2 community. How, I don't know. I actually went back and noticed that the writing style and movement was really mediocre compared to what I can do today (Of course, I wrote it only five months ago... You can make lots of progress within' that time limit!11!). Maybe one day I'll go back and revise it. Add a few parts here and there... Who knows.
-Instinct - Not an Abyss fiction; it's Twilight Princess, actually. It also happenes to be LinkxMidna. : D Yeah, I'll admit it, I like the occasional elf-on-imp action... YOU KNOW IT'S HOT D: .
-I Love You 'Cause - PERSONA 3 PERSONA 3 PERSONA 3 PERSONA 3 epic lulz
Works in Progress:
Discontinued:
-Teresu obu Buusagi - Because I could.
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