If you would like to read some of my stories, visit my fictionpress account, which is the same username as this.

Name: You can call me Elphaba, but that's not my real name.

Birthday: Pearl Harbor Day (woe be me)

Location: "so if you care to find me, look to the western skies. As someone told me lately, everyone deserves a chance to fly."

Books: Harry Potter, Wicked

Fandoms: Harry Potter, Lost, and a little bit of PotC. (But mainly Harry Potter.)

Ships: Lily/James, JATE, Willabeth

Yet, another username change. It probably won't stick around for very long. I've been my.poetry.sux, violin.kicks.brass, and hogwarts.or.bust. Now I'm Elphaba The Wicked Witch cuz I really needed a change.

Oh my GOD! I had to do this career education thingy and it was so stupid, that it was funny. They seriously have no idea what the hell they're talking about. So I was looking at random jobs because I had nothing else to do, and it said that zoo keepers needed to have taken computer sciences in high school. Wtf? Then it said that writers should take creative writing. No shit, Sherlocke. I wonder where you would have gotten THAT idea.

I'm a real sucker for Mary Sue parody. I've been trying to write my own for a while now, but the muse isn't in my favor.

I love violin so don't contradict the musical coolness. I just got bumped to concert orchestra for MYS. I'm working on some Seitz, Handel, and Allegra by Fiocco.

I'm in dance 2. I do mostly tap and jazz and a little bit of hip-hop, which isn't as fun as tap for some reason.

OMG! THE LAST HARRY POTTER BOOK IS THE BEST BOOK EVER TO TOUCH A BOOKSHELF! (Other then Here I Stand, which, technically, didn't touch a book shelf).But I am sad that it's over. Spoilers I cried when I thought Harry was gonna die at the end. And Remus died, who I have grown to like A LOT by reading Here I Stand. End Spoilers

If you're reading this, you NEED to read 'Here I stand' by Janiqua. It is so beautifully written and creative. Who would've ever thought that Lily actually fears magic? I think that most people who don't read Harry Potter would enjoy it and even understand it. This is a must read. This is the best story (including movies, books, anything else you can think of with a plot) that I've read.

I have a fictionpress, too. It's ElphabaTheWickedWitch. It might say somewhere on here (I have no idea where, frankly) that it's hogwarts.or.bust, but it's not that anymore.

My favorite quotes

"If you want to cut yourself, tell me first and I'll do it for you"- Dad

"No wonder why people think you're autistic and I'm gay!"- Lexie

"There are too gnomes standing on top of each other and disguising themselves as dementors in the maze in the 4th Harry Potter book!"- Ellie

"Keep dancing, even if your shirt falls off!"- Kristen (dance teacher.)

"Baseball card stew! Baseball card stew! My cat says zebonde and zebondebu!"- Jonas

"It makes me feel like strained peas!"- Jonas

"John and Joe will hatch one day"- Imahni

"That's not a very bad thing! Losing your butt is a very bad thing!... Well, yeah, you'd be totally out of the mooning bussiness!"- Joey from Full House

"If I could ask JKR one question, I'd ask her if she'd like to go to a local cafe and have a little chat."- Can't remember

"If you're gonna make those grunting noises, do them with your hands on the table. We might get some bad ideas."- Lexie

"I farted!"- Lexie (Inside joke)

"At least we're not in the same sleeping bag!"- Me

"Well, I know that you're in love with him! I saw you dancing in the gym! You both kicked off your shoes, then you digged those rhythmic blues!"- American Pie, Don McClean

"If some boys are tough enough to wear pink shirts, then how come they aren't tough enough to wear tights and do ballet?"- Madelyn M.

"Fire is the devil's only friend"- American Pie

"Yes, there's one thing you can work on. Go tie a brantasaurus to a tree"- Lexie (Amazingly, I did that.)

"F--k that 's'!" 2 seconds later: "I said 's' instead of 's--t' because little kids are around!"- Caroline

"Fanfiction.net isn't like myspace at all, is it?"- what I think Madalyn M. was thinking when she asked me if her boys doing ballet quote got any comments.

"If a doctor told me I had 6 minutes left to live, then I would type a little faster"- Some famous Autuhor (Anyone wanna tell me who?)

"If a doctor told me I had 6 minutes left to live, I would go to another doctor" -Me

"People said I was crazy for trying, but the truly crazy people are the ones who don't try at all"- Anna

"Why can't we play boys vs. girls?"- Student "It's a 4 letter word that starts with 'f'"- Jonas' Gym teacher. (She meant the word 'fair'.)

"Don't be sad that it's ending. Be happy that it happened"- Zoe told this to me, but I have no idea who originally said it.

"Some things I cannot change, but 'till I try I'll never know."- Elphaba from Wicked

"What a lovely lock of hair you have!" -Sablahn (inside joke)

"Do you cuddle him?" -Sablahn (inside joke)

"It is impossible to discourage the real writers- they don't give a damn what you say, they're going to write." -Sinclair Lewis

"Lucy... You got some esplaining to do!"- Rosie, Zoe, Ariel, Ysabel, and Jillian (?) turned this 'I Love Lucy' quote into an inside joke.

"You can bomb the world to pieces but not to peace." -Unknown

"Who pisses on an electric fence? Seriously." -Duncan

"Are you saying that because we're woman? You racist!"- Xiola

"A whale is a big big creature, even bigger than a horse!" Science student teacher who is under the impression that we're all 2nd graders.

"Elphie... Is Alaska part of the US?" -name removed-

"Stop humping my duck!" Lexie

"life passes beneath you, and you can only watch it if you dont grab it while you can." Miles

HP pairings that don't make any sence at all.

Harry/Fleur- Whoever came up with that either hasn't read the books or is desperate.

Harry/Hermione- Whoever came up with this is either under the age of 10 or is desperate.

Hermione/Snape- Whoever came up with that is either too ignorant to realize that Snape isn't a student or is desperate. (Or your name is Lexie)

Harry/Ron- Whoever came up with that is either 'not strait' or desperate.

Hermione/Fleur- Whoever came up with that either doesn't pay attention to what genders the characters are or is very desperate.

Molly/Fleur- If you've written about this one, then you have to be some long lost relative of Lexie's. You're not even desperate.

Plot lines in HP fanfics that are overused

OMG! So-and-so is a new student at Hogwarts in their 3rd/5th/Some year that's not their 1st year. See what happenes next! (Exception: Forgiveness by leafwood.)

So-and-so is just figuring out that they're gay. Can they control their emotions? (The first one I read was OK, but the rest just sounded the same. I hate slash fic.)

OCs that are supposedly best friends with Harry, Ron and Hermione or in the Mauraders. That is a type of Sue. I've read several.

OCs in general. With a few exceptions. Just so you know, I'm doing you all a favor by no putting my various OCs on FF.N. They are all probably overused. I might use one of them to make a Sue parody, though.

Anything with Mary-Sue's unless it's parody.

Things I Wouldn't Be Able To Stand Even If I was Payed.

Mary-Sue characters that aren't related to fanfic. (I've read about 2 so far, then several on fictionpress. They're so annoying!)

Disney Channel music. (Oh, the things I'll do when I'm bored/ The odd friends I've come across!)

Rap!

Jonas's annoying little sayings. (Two of them are up there.)

People who call just any music that's in Latin or that is very old opera.

People who pretend that they go to hogwarts in their user lookup. (Yes, I do pretend that I go to hogwarts sometimes, but do you see me writing 'I wouldn't be able to live without my boyfriend, Harry Potter' in my lookup? I've noticed that a lot of these people are Suethors.)

The songs 'Umbrella' or 'beatiful girl.'

People who say that the Harry Potter fandom has too many Mary Sues. PotC has WAY MORE, and that's partially why I don't read PotC as much.

Things I Would Die Without

Violin.

Tap-dancing.

Madeline P.

Lexie.

Writing.

Reading.

Fanfic.

Wicked music.

Fave Books

Harry Potter! fantasy (1# of all time!)

A Rose for Melinda. tragedy (1# fast read. Written in emails, journal entries, and letters.)

the 'Stravaganza' series. historical/fantasy/tragedy

The 'Shadow Children' series. sci-fi

Uglies. suspence/sci-fi (Quote from Lexie: "Does looking at Chrasey's face every day count as reading it?")

Leaving Fishers. religious-fic

Running out of Time. sci-fi-ish

Escaping Memory. suspense

Marie, Dancing. Historical/romance

The Seance. Mystery

The Secret of the Rose. Historical/suspense

Anna of Byzantium. Historical/suspense

Bridge to Terribithia realistic fiction/unnamed genre that gives away the ending.

By These Ten Bones historical/romance/fantasy

'Copy this onto your profile' stuff that applies to me. I have a weird obsession with these things.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade princess 815, hogwarts.or.bust

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people who call Ginny Weasley a Mary Sue are just being ridiculous, copy this into your profile. -Seriously, she's JKR created, so how can she be Mary Sue?-

Most teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the few who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Most of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, WWMTgirl, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, DemonDaughter, RaiKimTomBoY, Harry's My Boy, Failing to Fall Out of Love, hogwarts.or.bust

If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.

Most American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the few that would be laughing your butt off. -Whoever made this up should change it to Hollister cuz Abercombie is deemed uncool at my school.-

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. -I'm Paisley with Madalyn M. (I don't really know why), I'm Pet Nerd with Clara (because I read too much fanfic), and I'm SA with almost everyone else (That's my initials).-

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you realize that Hollister is a paradigm of the mass over-corporation of our world and the pathetic teenaged need for labels, copy this into your profile.

If you understood that, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were very confused durring the last chapter of Harry Potter and Deathly Hallows, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to impress a guy, but ended up making yourself look horrible then copy this to your profile!

I, Elphie, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Reiview Revolution. Post this same thing in your profile and spread the love!

Pink. What does pink mean to you? To me, it means feminity. To me, it also means Breast Cancer. If breast cancer has affected your life, or a person who you like's life, post this in your profile, adding your name, and help spread the color Pink: Ga Nat Nat, hogwarts.or.bust

If you are one of the 21 of fanfiction.net who think that the 'copy and paste' things that have percentages in them are BS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

IF YOU DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME THINKING ABOUT JUST HOT CELEBS, COPY THIS!

If you realize that the town Hollister, California is a trashy hick town, copy and paste this onto your profile. I know this because my neighbor used to live in that general area.

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (My old student teacher. 'Nuff said.)

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you think any of your friends or family are vampires or werewolves, copy paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you know you have an un-healthy obession with writing, but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, because, frankly, you don't wanna heal, add this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

OZheads are just trying to make their way in a green world. If you are an OZhead then copy this to your profile!

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, paste this into your profile. (I'm bi! What else can I say?)

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

My fics

Yes, I did used to have a fic here... But it was really inapropriate (even I thought so) so I took it down. It was pornographic, if you wanted to know.