| Potter-Pikachu |
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Wrestling. 2/1/05 Hello, hello, wassup peoples! sees silent room full That's okay though, writing
will always be my first and only passion, and speaking of first and Since I didn't say it before Sirius and Remus put up a little stand selling various weapons for two nintey-nine Sirius: Remus: Come one, come all! Machete's, 0_0 I was tinking more along the lines of a slap on the wrist, but that works too...I guess. laughs nervously Sirius: salutes Only here to do our civic duty ma'am. Remus: And earn easy cash. sighs Potter/Pikachu sigining off! 7/27/04 Hi every - gets cut off from being pelted by blunt objects OW! takes a deep breath Anyways, other then summer school, my own bloody story hasn't been much Well, chapter 13 is still on its way, when it'll be out...believe me, This is Potter/Pikachu signing off! 6/3/04 Yellow peoples! Sorry you haven't heard hide nor hair of me in a As for the HPDK, for the first month or so I've hit something that I And you all know what Summer vacation means right? Well I'm telling you Oh and on an even cooler note, I've been offically 16 years old for Sorry for the long wait once again, stares at Ryshora who is whistleing innocetnly but I'm still alive and still writing. Peace and Chicken Greece! 4/5/04 MONKEY CHEESE MEOW MIX! Now that I have your attention..._. As for the next Chapter, number 13 got deleted yesterday, just when I This goodby fo real this time. Peace and Chicken grease! 3/19/04 Okay people, I just have one thing...no two things to say about Harry The second thing is this, which also concerns my story Harry Potter and So, now that everything is all legal and clear, I hope you all enjoy Peace and Chicken Greece! 2/18/04 Important notice! rushes in panting and looking around nervously Sorry folks. No time Buh, bye! Siri, and Remy send there love! Time for a bit of a makeover on the bio: Name: Yeah! Like hell I'll tell anyone! It's Potter/Pikachu to all you readers out there. Sirius: heh, heh. I know what it is, its...Youch! Pistol whips him up side the head with a glock 40 One more word out of you and pulls saftey raises hands in the air Okay, Okay! Sheesh, I wasn't gonna say it anyways. Okay...um what's next? Remus: Occupation. I have an occupation? Since when? Sirius: What the hell is an occupation? Remus: Job of some sort. Oh, well then Occupation: er, none as of now? Wheight: None of your damn buisness! Eye color: Coffee brown. Sirius: Blue. Remus: Brown or gray. Hey this is my bio! Sirius: Can't we join gives puppy dog eyes Well, I guess, just don't screw around. Sirius, Remus: Yay! Sex: Female and nothing else. Sirius: I'd love too...er I mean, Male damnit. Remus: All male. Hair color: Well, I have corn rows in right now- Sirius: You mean weave. Yeah, well, that too but Hair Color: Brown. Sirius: Black for me! Remus: Brown, little bit of gray. Sirius: Sure Remus, I've seen you with that hair dye for men. Remus: blushes heh, heh. No comment. Race: Black and Mexican baby! Sirius: White and er white. Remus: Same as the above. Height: 5'4" last time I checked. Sirius: Erm, I don't remember. What? Remus: Me either. You two don't remember how tall you are? Sirius: Um, did J.K. even give us height? Remus: shrugs Maybe me, I dunno about you. Just skip it. Fav. Book: Every Harry Potter book of coarse (Except the 5th) The other Sirius: Don't like books. Remus: Let's see, A Tale of Two Cities, all of Wiliam Shakespear of coarse, The boy next door- Sirius, Me: The Boy next door! You actually read that? Remus: Yeah, well half of it anyway. After a while it just got weird. I'm sure you have a lot more Remus so I'm just going to move on. Location: Vallejo, California in America. Sirius: Europe Remus: Europe Descriptive aren't we. Birthday: May - 22, 1988 Sirius: Ermmmm... Remus: Like wise. smacks head Don't tell me you don't know your own birthdays? Sirius: All right, we won't tell you then. Remus: Um, sometime around the 1960's I think. puts up a peace sign old school for life baby! Uh...shakes head never mind. Fav. Fanfiction: Jesus! Let me go get my list! Never Alone, Never For Anyone out there who wants to read a hella good quality fanfiction, Sirius: Er, fanfiction? I don't think I've ever read any of those. Remus: You don't really read at all remember. Sirius: I do read some things! Remus: mutters Porn doesn't count. Sirius: Hey! I don't look at porn! Remus: Oh, so I guess you were looking at those naked African Woman on Sirius: blushes What makes you think that I don't just like traveling. Remus: To Africa? Sirius: Hey, I do get out. Remus: rolls eyes Really now. Then let's not get started with all that Vicotoria Secret you have under your mattress. Sirius: How'd you find those...! I mean, er...I use those for purposes that don't include the one's your thinking. Remus: raises eyebrow What do you need womans draws for? Sirius: There not for me! I um...er...buy them for my...um...the girlfriend I'll have in the furture. Yeah that's it. Remus: The future? Sirius: shrugs gotta be prepared. winks Especially to all you lovely ladies out there. I'm available. Call me! Um, people, can we get back to the bio please? Sirius, Remus: Oh, sorry. Anyways... Fav. Movie: Demon Knight, Matrix, and Matrix realoded, (Just saw that Sirius: Pitch Black, Sword Fish, heh, heh, Hali Beary, that's my girl. Mortal Kombat, and Night at the Roxbury. Remus: Face off, The Terminator 1 and 2, The Wolf Man, The Faculty, and all the James Bond Movies. Since when did you two learn how to work a VCR? Sirius: VCR? That is so 90s. Remus: Yeah, we use a DVD player. Ah,I guess that makes sense. Moving on. Fav. Shows: Smallville, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, One on One, World Sirius: Sponge Bob Square Pants, Family Guy, South Park, and Smart Guy. Remus: Cousin Skeeter, Angle, and Haunted. Where'd you get a T.V. from? Remus: Cillicon Valley of course. raises eyebrow Is that where you got the DVD player. Sirius: Nah, we got that from Radio Shack. Much cheaper there. sweatdrops Er..right. Fav. Color: Red and Black. And no, not just red and not just black, it has to be red AND black. Sirius: Black of course. Remus: Midnight Blue. Fav. Anime: Pokemon, Inu-yasha, Cowboy Beebop, Yu Yu Hakashu, Outlaw Sirius: Ani-who? Japanese Cartoons. Sirius, Remus: Oh. Fav. Animal: Dragon, pikachu, and Jaguar. Sirius: Dogs. Remus: Wolves. Fav. type of weapons: Swords, guns, daggers, glaves, chakram. (just to Fav. type of gun: snipper rifle, Tec 9, AK47 and glock 40. Sirius: Er, wand? Remus: Same here. Fav. Sword: Katana, sometimes a Claymore, depending how it looks. Sirius: Sword? You got some weird favorite things. Fav. Dead sexy Men:... Sirius, Remus: WHAT? Heh, heh. Fav. Men: The Rock, Vin Desial, Sisqo, Ludacris, Ginuwine, Mark Walburg, and Tom Welling. Sirius: narrows eyes I have no favorite MEN thank you very much! Remus: Me either. I'm as straight as a line. rolls eyes Sure. Sirius: Yeah-Hey! Oooh, but I could just strip them all butt naked and slap some chicken Sirius, Remus: eyes bulge out of head in fear What the absolute hell? blinks Oh, sorry about that. Remus: shakes head in disgust You and your sick fantasies. Fav. things to say: Son of a..., You lousy spit faced moron, shut your Sirius: I'm about to open a can of whoop ass! That fraze is officially Remus: Can't we all just shut the hell up and get along. Fav. fighting style: Karate, Ty-Quan-Do. Especially when people with Sirius: Kick boxing. Remus: Kung Fu. How do you...never mind. Fav. type of music: Rap, R&B, Rock, Reggea. Sirius: Rock and Rap. Remus: Everything. 0 really? Remus: Yeah. Even techno? Remus: Some...yes. Fav. Artists: Nickle Back, Ludacris, Sisqo, System of the Down, Sirius: Nelly, Ludacris, Jenifer Lopez drool Remus: Micheal Jackson, various other people. Fav. Songs: Bring me to life: by Evanescence, Tourniquet: by Remus: Actually, my favorite song is that one by Faith and diddy - Sirius: His name is still Puff daddy to me. Remus: Whatever. I forget what it's called, it goes like: I'm on fire, Sirius: Well, mine is, of course Pimp Juice: by Nelly. Sirius, you know damn well you ain't no pimp. The only Pimp around here is Remus. Remus: I don't remember signing up for that. You don't get signed up for it. You are one wheather you like it or not! Sirius: Then what does that make me? stupid. Sirius: Hey! Okay, okay. You can be the gangsta. Sirius: grumbles I wanted to be the pimp. rolls eyes never satisfied. Anyways, moving on with my life... Fav. Song out of all the songs I've already listed: Evanescence's Bring me to life! Oh, oh! And Imaginary by Evanescence! Runner up's: Seal, and all of the songs Linkin Park have ever made. Fav. Bands: Linkin Park (could you tell?) Nickelback, No Doubt, Remus: I'd have to say No Doubt. waves at someone who can't be seen I love ya Gwen! Sirius: It's all about the All American Rejects! I choreographed the whole music video you know. Oh yeah. Only Sirius would know the art of moving your feet crazily around the place while eating the microphone. Sirius: Damn straight! Age: 15 as of now Sirius: Erm, 30...something. Remus: Same here. You guys are pathetic. This has got to be a very long bio by now. Fav. Sport: Basketball, Football(American version). Remus: Quidditch. Sirius: Quidditch. Fav. Games: Sonic Adventure's 1 and 2, Spyro the Dragon 1, 2, and 3, I'm only in like, just about the middle of Harry Potter and the Chamber Sirius: That's okay, WWF Smackdown is better anyway. Remus: Gonna have to agree with him there. Although WWE Shut your mouth isn't bad either. And Resident Evil is cool to. Man, you guys are just mad cause your not in the video games yet. Remus, Sirius: Of course we are! Sirius: How long is it supposed to take till they make a Prisoner of Azkaban video game? Remus: All I have to say is, if they make someone like Brad Pitt play me then I quit! Sirius: I'm with you Moony. If they get someone like Tom Cruise, or worse Ben Affleck - Remus: God forbid. Sirius- Then I'm tourching the WB studios. Remus: Why the WB? Sirius: Because they have it coming! shakes his fist UPN's next. mutters crazy ass arsenest. Back to the Bio then shall we... Fav. Brand: And 1's, FUBU Sirius: Nike. Remus: Addida. Fav. Catagory: Action, Adveture, Angst, and Action, and you can't forget action. Sirius: Action, Action, Action and Action! Remus: Drama, and Adventure. Now for the best part. My absolutley most favorite characters in the Sirius, Remus: Yay! Harry: Yeah! I'm first. Gotta go! runs out of the room Uh yeah. And my absolutley most favorite characters in Vampire Chronicals have All three vampires come in and take a bow. Sirius: Uh, vampires? gulps Ok guys, go take five. You're scaring Siri and Remi. Now as for my own Fanfictions my favorite and most popular is Harry Sirius: and lazy, don't forget lazy. Yeah uh heh heh. Anyways, more reviews will certainly spead the process Remus:sweatdrops That's a long time. Mmhmm. Sisqo's Music Magic: I've already started another chapter but Wizards and there Personal Problems: that was just something to get the Back off Hardy boy: I practically have that one finished already, the Any other fics new I haven't started yet. I'm really focusing mainly on Well, it looks like this bio is coming to an end so I shall finish it Peace and Chicken grease! Summary: Voldemort is back and with a whole bunch of new allies, he’s A quick word for the wise for everyone out there, before I really end See ya! Seriously this time. | |||||||||||
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