Hello, all. I am Rhino7 --points at penname--.
ATTN: There is a schedule of my works that have been posted, updated, in progress, not yet posted, delayed, and other details at the end of my profile. I will try to keep this schedule updated as often as I can. If all you need is information about my stories, that's where it is...just in case you wanted to skip all of this other hooplah.
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Rant: I make myself clear several times that I am not a gay/lesbian/incest writer and I don't approve of it. However, I'm not going to try to stop it or rant about the writing itself. All I ask is that you who do write any of these will warn people in your story summaries. I can't tell you how many Kingdom Hearts stories I've read with innocent summaries and in the middle of the story Riku and Sora start having at it. The majority of writers do indicate pairings beforehand and I appreciate that. Those of you who don't forewarn people about the pairings, traditional or not, please start doing that, because ending up in the middle of malemale sex scene is NOT how I like to spend my days. End Rant.
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September 10--I'm currently working on changing the layout of my earlier stories. The content of the stories themselves will not be changed, except for a few typos that have been bugging me. I'm just taking out a lot of the long and annoying A/Ns and replacing them with my new pre-chapter blah blah's. Since I have quite a few multi-chapter stories under my belt, this process could take a while. That in addition to the massive amount of college studies I have to do, could cause a lag in updates on my stories. I expect this to take about a month, so...until then!
March 13--If you've read some of my stories, you may have come across a few references to the Corruption or the Division, and I just started thinking that it might be a good idea to explain what those are. So I wrote up my OC-verse timeline and put it up here. It's number 11 and hopefully clears up any confusion instilled by my rambling. Hehe...my apologies.
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98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, YokotheLovelessWarrior, Bailkatanas, Rhino7
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.
you know you live in 2008 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they
don't
have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just
pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did.
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Name: I ain't tellin' you.
Age: 18
Gender: Female
Height: Short
Hair: Blond...I'm not a dumb blond though.
Eyes: Enigmatic blue...XD.
1.) I was looking over some of my older stories, and realized that there were at least one consistency error in every story. I don't know if I did that on purpose or what, but in almost every story, there is at least one error pertaining to my timeline of events. Like a Persian rug or something XD. They've been pointed out to me by reviewers, but I'm not changing them. Just enjoy the tiny moments of inconsistency.
2.) I am very defensive about my writing, myself as a person, and my interests. Please do not flame me. If you do not approve of my writing, don't read and don't review. We are all civilized people; let's act like it.
3.) In my stories, you will NEVER EVER EVER find gay, lesbian, incest or other morally questionable sexual behaviors. I am not a basher. It is my personal opinion that these behaviors are sinful and wrong. You will not change my mind about this, I will never accept it or condone it.
4.) Intelligent flaming may be accepted. There is no sense in swearing or making ignorant comments. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion though, and if you feel you must convey how much you dislike it, your flame will be accepted, as long as it doesn't insult me as a person and make inappropriate references. If you don't like my story and will not flame me, I will accept reviews with constructive and helpful criticism. Obscenities and nonsensical reviews posed as constructive will be ignored.
5.) I love receiving reviews for my stories. They're interesting to read and I will try my best to adequately reply to them. Reviews tell me whether I am doing a good job, pleasing the crowd, or not and how to improve if I'm not.
6.) It should be noted that there is swearing in my earlier stories. I myself do not swear and I am slowly receding from using it in my stories. I apologize if my language in earlier stories is offensive, though none of it is directed towards any person, place, thing, religion, or concept.
7.) All, and I mean all, of my stories are OC. I have many OCs floating around and they are all paired up with characters from Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts II, Full Metal Alchemist, Xiaolin Showdown, Digimon, and Yugioh. If you don't like OCs, don't bother reading any of my stories.
8.) Most of my stories are action/adventure or drama, but there will be romance, usually ambiguous but not always. I have never and will never write any characters involved in sexual relations. There will be kissing, cuddling, and general puppylove, but never straight up sex. Deal with it.
9.) I will always leave a friendly review and I will NEVER flame you or your stories, even if I don't like them. I'm just cool like that.
10.) Okay, so nix number 7. I'm currently writing a few nonOC fics, just to test those waters. I'm still writing OCs, but I'm on a canon binge for a while. Don't worry, it'll pass...
11.) OC-verse timeline: My Kingdom Hearts timeline is divided into five parts: the First Division, the First "Great" Corruption, the Second Division, the Second Corruption, and the Third Division. The First Division takes place centuries before the events of Kingdom Hearts and I don't actually write anything from this time, it's just a place holder. The First Corruption takes place before and during the events of Kingdom Hearts, starting with the Heartless taking the worlds and ending when Sora defeats Xehanort and locks Kingdom Hearts. During the First Corruption is the Allied-Heartless War and Adina's adventures and Dante's introduction with the Kehashu and Dathan with the Chukamrey. Then comes the Second Division, after Sora seals Kingdom Hearts. The Allied-Heartless war morphs into the Y Twa Der, or the 'War of no friends'. The Second Division covers Dante's adventures, as well as Monique's and Dmitri's (whose I haven't written yet). It takes place through Kingdom Hearts II and just past the end of it. After that is the Second Corruption, which takes place a few years after the end of Kingdom Hearts II. It covers Mikil, Eva, Aleesha, Likxima, Kya, and Karen's adventures (Karen's haven't been posted yet either and Kya just appears in everything). As the Second Corruption timeline progresses, the Kehashu, Chukamrey, Zaquois, and Aquata organizations are disbanded and there's a brief peace among the worlds. Soon there's more war. The Alliance becomes corrupted and wages biological war to 'purify the systems'. This sees Dante's last story and Zeke's introduction. The Alliance is reformed and leads into the Third Division. The Third Division is short, because I only wrote one story during this section of the timeline. There's peace and order in the post-war Alliance. The only OCs still around are Zeke, Carmen, Mikil, Monique, Gerard, Adina, Karen, Kya, and Dathan. --reads-- Wow, this was kinda long...Anyway, hope this cleared some stuff up.
Enough of me, here're some of my favorite quotes!
In the land of the blind, there are no movie threaters. - me
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person that ruins your day, and may their arms be too short to scratch. - I saw this on the refrigerator in the break room where my mom works...Almost wet my pants laughing so hard.
"What if you get, like, dead or something?" - Takeru Takaishi, Digimon Season 1
"What did you expect? Welcome, sonny? Make yourself at home? Marry my daughter? You've got to remember that these are simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West...You know...morons." - Jim aka The Wako Kid, Blazing Saddles
If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let 'em wonder how you did it - I don't know who came up with that
"Prodigious!" -Koushiro Izumi, Digimon (multiple times)
"Let's get dangerous." - Darkwing Duck
"No! Ring-tailed Charlatan!" -Ozzie, Over the Hedge
Clark: "Let me guess, you hid my spaceship in the attic?" Johnathon: "Actually...It's in the storm cellar." - Smallville
"At one year old, Ed Elric, Full Metal Alchemist only had these two means of communication: babbling until understood, or screaming until paid attention to. Some might say he never outgrew these tendencies." - Baby, by Kalika Maxwell
"Dance, you mud turtles, dance!" -Taskmaster, the Ten Commandments
"Oh no, can open, worms everywhere." - Chandler, Friends
Joey: "That's how they do pants! Ross, tell him that's how they do pants." Ross: "Yes, yes it is...in prison!" - Friends
Schedule of Works
Recently completed:
Between Dusk and Dawn
Kingdom Hearts: Q & A
An Ode to MarySue
Tempest
Works in progress:
Count the Ways UPDATED: Chapter 3
Black Redemption ON HOLD
Near Miss ON HOLD
Throne of a Slave
The Sky's the Limit
Fatal Fantasy
Not yet posted: Everything here is tentative and subject to change -cough-delay-cough-
On the Third Day (Sequel to Two Days from Now) (Digimon, Yu-Gi-Oh crossover)
Time (Full Metal Alchemist)
Touch, Book 1: Equanimity (Kingdom Hearts)
Touch, Book 2: Double Helix (Kingdom Hearts)
Touch, Book 3: Pestilence and Plagues (Kingdom Hearts)
Dogma of the Silent (Digimon)
Intoxication (Kingdom Hearts)
The City Beyond the Veil (Kingdom Hearts)
One of those (Enchanted)
Drums of War (Kingdom Hearts)
Subliminal (Kingdom Hearts)
Child's Play (Kingdom Hearts)
If you actually read all this stuff I wrote, kudos to you!
Thanx and enjoy! XD
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