Konichiwa & Haijmemashite, AllyCatXandi here! I apologise for my first fanfiction for turning out so poorly, but the next time I will write with more care. (I'm just trying out different genres of writing). Later I will go back and fix all the spelling/grammar/sentence structure errors- most of the chapters were written in a rush and the stupid spell-checker doesn't notice if you forget the "g"...

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your profile.
Driving drunk is bad news. Spread the word.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull and/or vice versa copy this into your profile
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off.
If you have ever remembered something hilarious and burst out laughing in a serious moment paste this into your profile

‘In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)’

On a clipping pen: Not For Climbing(okay, i just want to know who would be stupid enough to try this!! i mean it's a pen, come on!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

ABOUT MY UPDATES: Life's been a bit chaotic lately, but I HAVE NOT ABANDONED fanfiction. I have only one chapter left to complete the story which is about 1/3 complete and I promise I will update...(note: 11 August 08)

Anime:
Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne, D.N. Angel, Full Metal Alchemist, Inuyasha, Naruto (& Naruto Shippuden), Fruits Basket (Furuba), Full Moon wo Sagashite, .hack//sign, Tsubasa Resivior Chronicles, Gakuen Alice, Cardcaptor Sakura, Shakugan no Shana, Ouran High School Host Club, Air TV, Ultra Maniac, La Corda d'Oro, Mermaid Melody, Mahou Sensei Negima, Sailor Moon, Hani Hani: Operation Sanctuary, Bokura ga ita, Death Note, Busou Renkin, Ranma 1/2, Kamichama Karin, Bleach, Lamune, Pretear, Fushigi Yuugi, Ayashi no Ceres, Vampire Knight,

Manga:
Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket (Furuba), Naruto, Death Note, Kamichama Karin, Kanpai, Hellsing, Fushigi Yuugi, Alice 19th, Princess Ai, Bleach, Cardcaptor Sakura, Red River, Ruroni Kenshin, School Rumble, D.N. Angel, Vampire Knight,

Ja-ne,

AllyCatXandi

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