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since: 12-11-06, id: 1180320, Profile Updated: 06-20-10
country: New Zealand
Author has written 16 stories for Lord of the Rings, Kingdom of Heaven, Pirates of the Caribbean, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, X-Men: The Movie, Bones, True Blood, and Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries.

If, for some reason, you are interested in the goings on in my very average life, you can look at my Twitter-thing. Yes, I have finally succumbed to the pressures of pop-culture, but I am not ready to lower myself to using text language yet.

New! Survival of the Fallen trailer (True Blood/X-Men crossover)

Impossibility Arises Here's a website where I've posted all the media/information concerning my stories (just the crossovers, for now). I'll make announcements, post trailers, interest polls, and anything that's related to the crossovers on this site. It helps me to be a bit more organized about all the other things which are not the actual stories themselves. I hope you enjoy it.

NB: From now on, the entire Chance Encounter series will be posted in the Lord of the Rings crossover section, so no, they haven't disappeared.

Surreality-A Writer's Life If you're interested, check out my blog. I try to post here every once in a while...at least once a month. Warning: it's random. I also post things about writing, such as tips, advice, guidelines. They'll be in my other blog as well. (see below)

More Like Guidelines Than Actual Rules I've set up an advice/critique thing here dealing with fanfiction which is related to Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Kingdom of Heaven, Troy, and/or Ned Kelly.

I'll be posting information related to said movies/books and advice on grammar, and also links to other sites which are good. Feel free to drop in for a chat. Updated (15 August 08): Fanfiction--Responding to non-complimentary reviews; General suggestions for writers.

I have a fashion blog, Style of Mine. This is where I'll be posting my thoughts on fashion, art, and lifestyle, with lots of pictures! The fashion addiction had to manifest somehow.

Prospective Stories

(As yet untitled Kingdom of Heaven fic): What would happen if film Balian was thrown into the historical situation in the Holy Land? The idea stemmed from the arguments about Hollywood vs. History. Well, here is a more 'historically accurate' version of this tale of redemption. I'm pretty sure it will end up as alternative history instead.

(It's an Odd Coincidence sequel): Logan, Boromir, Sidhien, Scott and Maeneth are back in the good old US of A, only to find that the mutant registration bill has been passed. Mutants everywhere are facing persecution. Many have already disappeared. But Logan didn't just bring his friends when he came back. Something has changed in the fabric of his world. There are reports of strange predators on the prowl and terrifying beasts lurking in the dark. Myth and modernity clash, and the Wolverine finds out that he is so much more than an animal with claws. Not that he gives a damn.

Favourite Books:

Lord of the Rings

'Salem's Lot

The Taking

anything by Sarah Rayne

I've found I enjoy some chick-lit at the moment.

Favourite Movies: (Not in any order)

Lord of the Rings

Pirates of the Caribbean (esp. Dead Man's Chest)

Troy

Kingdom of Heaven

Australia

Favourite Actors:

Orlando Bloom

Hugh Jackman

Keira Knightley

Anne Hathaway

Eric Bana

Three Greatest Directors (my opinion-- and they're not in any order)

Sir Ridley Scott

Peter Jackson

Steven Spielberg

Favourite Music:

Two Steps from Hell

The Immediate

E Nomine

Pirates of the Caribbean soundtracks

King Arthur soundtrack

...various other film soundtracks

Hugh Jackman's singing makes me swoon!

Random favourites: Eyeliner, mascara, dark wash skinny jeans, stiletto high heels which make me look tall and thin when I am neither, blazers, fountain pens, fancy notebooks (of the paper variety), old books with parchment pages, fedoras, black tops, big shiny earrings, action scenes, 'alone' time, scarves, leather gloves, faux fur, Islamic architecture, the Crusades, the Ibelins' family tree, nail buffers.

I'm a young woman who loves to dream. I tend to write crazy crossovers between unlikely fandoms, which is why I will probably never write a Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings crossover because it's kind of standard; they're both fantasy. I also like to ogle my eye candy so that will influence my selection of stories to cross-over. ;) Mary Sues are the bane of my existence. I despise it when I accidentally write one, which, thankfully, is becoming less frequent these days, and I also despise reading them. I'm obsessed with the Crusades; if you get me started on Crusader family trees, I won't shut up. I'm like a hobbit with those. Actually, I think there is quite a bit of hobbit in me. Mostly I hang out in the LotR fandom but I will occasionally venture into others such as KoH or X-Men.

About me as a person: I'm full of contradictions so it's hard to put me under a label. I love action scenes and fantasy stories, but I can't stand Sci-fi unless it's about dystopic futures featuring tragic and dashing heroes. I also like selected chick-lit and am an avid reader of Australian Vogue. I have an unhealthy obsession with shoes and dresses, but I promise that this obsession will not feature in my stories, as I prefer to write about troubled handsome heroes with anger management issues. Action scenes are so much sexier than sex scenes, although I will make an exception for the love scene in Kingdom of Heaven, Director's Cut. My knowledge of pop culture is spectacularly scant, but I'm trying to catch up on it. There is a trend in my taste in music; you will find that most of the things I listen to feature either no lyrics or lyrics in Latin/German/Sanskrit etc because I prefer to not understand what people are singing about.

Here's just a couple of good quotes:

-'Love thy neighbour as yourself, but choose your neighbourhood' --Louise Beal

-'Many argue global-warming is man-made, and it looks like they found the man' --Dick Cheney on Al Gore's power bills.

-'It's a key!'

'Much more better: it is a drawing of a key' --Marty and Capt. Jack Sparrow in PotC:DMC

-'We fight, over an offence that we did not give, against those who were not alive to be offended. What is Jerusalem? Your holy places lie over the Jewish temple that the Romans pulled down. The Muslim places of worship lie over yours. Which is more holy? The Wall? The Mosque? The Sepulchre? Who has claim. No one has claim. All have claim! We defend this city, not to protect these stones but the people living within these walls!' --Balian of Ibelin in Kingdom of Heaven

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1. Sons of War » reviews
What if Godfrey didn't die on the way back to Jerusalem? What if he had children other than Balian? Balian goes to Jerusalem in search of salvation, but he finds himself mired in politics, love, family feuds, sibling rivalry and war.
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,951 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-8-12 - Published: 2-20-11
2. Bones of the Dead » reviews
Sookie is a telepathic waitress. When her brother Jason gets sucked into a serial killer case, she launches her own investigation to clear his name. She gets involved with the FBI, forensic anthropologists and the vampire subculture
Crossover - Bones & Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,060 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-1-11 - Published: 5-31-11 - T. Brennan & Sookie
3. Survival of the Fallen » reviews
The world has changed; vampires and mutants now walk side by side with human beings and things have not always been smooth. After the turbulent events of the past few years, Marie goes to Louisiana to stay with her cousins. Meanwhile, a storm is brewing.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 227,140 - Reviews: 222 - Updated: 8-20-11 - Published: 6-14-10 - Rogue & Eric N.
4. Chance Encounter V: Fountain of Youth » reviews
Legolas is left with the suspicion that he might be mortal. He and his friends must find a cure for his condition before his suspicion can be confirmed. Jack must come to terms with his past, for it might just determine all their futures.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,449 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 11-26-10 - Published: 3-5-10 - Legolas
5. It's an Odd Coincidence » reviews
AU. Logan 'Wolverine' Howlett finds himself in a very strange place. He tries to figure everything out, but he seems cause more problems than solve them. Will he be able to deal with it, and will he ever get home? A crossover between X-Men and LotR.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 339,914 - Reviews: 1288 - Updated: 2-26-10 - Published: 1-30-09 - Aragorn & Wolverine - Complete
6. Chance Encounter IV: Legacy of the Third Age » reviews
AU. In 437 BC, A Maia went to Germany to hide a treasure. Now, in 1194 AD, a cardinal has discovered the legend of this treasure. His only link to it is an old manuscript and someone who has been to Middle Earth and returned to Europe. Multi X-over.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 149,625 - Reviews: 317 - Updated: 1-22-09 - Published: 7-18-08 - Legolas - Complete
7. With You, I'll Be Only Sibylla » reviews
The account of the end of the Latin Kingdom of Jerusalem, as seen from the point of view of the most important woman in the kingdom, Princess Sibylla of Jerusalem.
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,674 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 11-24-08 - Published: 5-4-08
8. A Portrait of the Joker as a Young Man reviews
The Joker is a deranged psychopath; a scientist bent on pushing humanity to its limits. But he wasn't always like that, was he? This is the story of the man who became the Joker. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-31-08 - Complete
9. Chance Encounter III: Return to Middle Earth » reviews
AU. 3rd part of CHANCE ENCOUNTER series. A new evil rises in Middle Earth. Legolas, Balian and their friends both old and new must unite to fight it. But the enemy has plans for one of them... LotR,KoH,Troy,PotC Xover.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 118,959 - Reviews: 466 - Updated: 7-11-08 - Published: 1-4-08 - Legolas - Complete
10. A Belated Honeymoon reviews
Will returns home. There's much celebration...involving his family and old friends. Oneshot
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-26-08 - Will T. & Elizabeth S. - Complete
11. A Game of Chess » reviews
Very AU. What if Guy had been smart enough to use Balian and Sibylla's relationship against them? Guy is OOC in that he is smart. Violence.
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,832 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 2-16-08 - Published: 12-14-07 - Complete
12. Chance Encounter II: Pirate Kingdom of Troy » reviews
AU. More misadventures for Balian the blacksmith and his elven friend as they meet up with some rather strange pirates and then get transported to the legendary city of Troy just in time for a war... KoHLotRPotCTroy crossover.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,002 - Reviews: 274 - Updated: 12-28-07 - Published: 8-3-07 - Legolas - Complete
13. Prelude to Heaven » reviews
We know the man who is the knight. We know the blacksmith who became the knight, but do we know the boy who became the blacksmith? This is Balian's story from his conception until his wife's suicide. Slight romance in later chapters. Rated T to be safe.
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,003 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 11-9-07 - Published: 7-13-07 - Complete
14. Chance Encounter » reviews
AU. During their journey, the Fellowship meet up with a stranger not of their world. Will he be of help to them or would he hinder them? Kingdom of HeavenLotR crossover.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 89,517 - Reviews: 374 - Updated: 7-13-07 - Published: 12-15-06 - Legolas - Complete
15. Dream of the Passion reviews
Balian has a dream during Easter. Got this idea during church service. It's AU, as always. Rated T just to be safe.
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-6-07 - Complete
16. La Retour reviews
La perspective de la sagefemme de la retour de Balian.
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: K+ - French - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-29-07 - Complete
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