| Telcontar Rulz |
Author has written 12 stories for Lord of the Rings, Kingdom of Heaven, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight. (A.K.A. Tel, TR) Impossibility Arises Here's a website where I've posted all the media/information concerning my stories (just the crossovers, for now). I'll make announcements, post trailers, interest polls, and anything that's related to the crossovers on this site. It helps me to be a bit more organized about all the other things which are not the actual stories themselves. I hope you enjoy it. NB: From now on, the entire Chance Encounter series will be posted in the Lord of the Rings crossover section, so no, they haven't disappeared. Surreality-A Writer's Life If you're interested, check out my blog. I try to post here every day. Warning: it's random. I also post things about writing, such as tips, advice, guidelines. They'll be in my other blog as well. (see below) More Like Guidelines Than Actual Rules I've set up an advice/critique thing here dealing with fanfiction which is related to Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Kingdom of Heaven, Troy, and/or Ned Kelly. I'll be posting information related to said movies/books and advice on grammar, and also links to other sites which are good. Feel free to drop in for a chat. Updated (15 August 08): Fanfiction--Responding to non-complimentary reviews; General suggestions for writers. Refia's MST and Parody Paradise Due to the fact that MST's and parodies have been banned on Lord of the Rings fanfiction, many of us have come to this forum to post MSTs and parodies, as well as other things. Let's just say it's a statement for the freedom of speech. People have the right to write bad fiction. People also have the right to mock bad fiction, the writers who write them and are unwilling to take advice of any sort. Favourite Books: Lord of the Rings 'Salem's Lot The Taking anything by Sarah Rayne I've found I enjoy some chick-lit at the moment. Favourite Movies: (Not in any order) Lord of the Rings Pirates of the Caribbean (esp. Dead Man's Chest) Troy Kingdom of Heaven Australia Favourite Actors: Orlando Bloom Hugh Jackman Keira Knightley Anne Hathaway Eric Bana Three Greatest Directors (my opinion-- and they're not in any order) Sir Ridley Scott Peter Jackson Steven Spielberg Favourite Music: Two Steps from Hell The Immediate Pirates of the Caribbean soundtracks King Arthur soundtrack ...various other film soundtracks Hugh Jackman's singing swoons I'm a young woman who loves to dream. I tend to write crazy crossovers between unlikely fandoms, which is why I will probably never write a Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings crossover because it's kind of standard; they're both fantasy. I also like to ogle my eye candy so that will influence my selection of stories to cross-over. ;) Mary Sues are the bane of my existence. I despise it when I accidentally write one, which, thankfully, is becoming less frequent these days, and I also despise reading them. I'm obsessed with the Crusades; if you get me started on Crusader family trees, I won't shut up. I'm like a hobbit with those. Actually, I think there is quite a bit of hobbit in me. Mostly I hang out in the LotR fandom but I will occasionally venture into others such as KoH or X-Men. Here's just a couple of good quotes: -'Love thy neighbour as yourself, but choose your neighbourhood' --Louise Beal -'Many argue global-warming is man-made, and it looks like they found the man' --Dick Cheney on Al Gore's power bills. -'It's a key!' 'Much more better: it is a drawing of a key' --Marty and Capt. Jack Sparrow in PotC:DMC -'We fight, over an offence that we did not give, against those who were not alive to be offended. What is Jerusalem? Your holy places lie over the Jewish temple that the Romans pulled down. The Muslim places of worship lie over yours. Which is more holy? The Wall? The Mosque? The Sepulchre? Who has claim. No one has claim. All have claim! We defend this city, not to protect these stones but the people living within these walls!' --Balian of Ibelin in Kingdom of Heaven I am Palestine I am Palestine. I duck as rocks fly at me, thrown by those who scorn me. Some say I should not exist just because I follow the crescent instead of the cross. I am Palestine. I hold my child to my bosom. Blood pours from his wounds. I cry out for help, but no one heeds me for I follow the crescent instead of the cross. I am Palestine. My hands are bound behind my back. The coarse rope cuts into my wrists. They jeer at me and spit at me because I follow the crescent instead of the cross. I am Palestine. Where are my mother and father? I am lost and frightened. I just want to be safe. I call out for them, but my cries are lost in the din of war. I am Palestine. I live in exile in the desert. Walls of tanks prevent my return. No one takes me in, or even gives me water. My pleas for help go unheeded. I am Palestine. My patience has reached its end. I will not cower like a beaten dog when they throw sticks and stones at me. I can fight back too; I have my own sticks and stones. Let them know they cannot tread all over me For my father was Ismail, the son of Abraham, a father of kings. I have been here since the beginning, And I will remain until the end. ~A poem for the Palestinian people by Telcontar Rulz | |||||||||||||
1. It's an Odd Coincidence » reviewsAU. Logan 'Wolverine' Howlett finds himself in a very strange place. He tries to figure everything out, but he seems cause more problems than solve them. Will he be able to deal with it, and will he ever get home? A crossover between X-Men and LotR.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 258,407 - Reviews: 898 - Updated: 11-20-09 - Published: 1-30-09 - Aragorn2. Chance Encounter IV: Legacy of the Third Age » reviewsAU. In 437 BC, A Maia went to Germany to hide a treasure. Now, in 1194 AD, a cardinal has discovered the legend of this treasure. His only link to it is an old manuscript and someone who has been to Middle Earth and returned to Europe. Multi X-over.Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 149,625 - Reviews: 307 - Updated: 1-22-09 - Published: 7-18-08 - Legolas - Complete3. With You, I'll Be Only Sibylla » reviewsThe account of the end of the Latin Kingdom of Jerusalem, as seen from the point of view of the most important woman in the kingdom, Princess Sibylla of Jerusalem.Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,674 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 11-24-08 - Published: 5-4-084. A Portrait of the Joker as a Young Man reviewsThe Joker is a deranged psychopath; a scientist bent on pushing humanity to its limits. But he wasn't always like that, was he? This is the story of the man who became the Joker. Oneshot.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-31-08 - Complete5. Chance Encounter III: Return to Middle Earth » reviewsAU. 3rd part of CHANCE ENCOUNTER series. A new evil rises in Middle Earth. Legolas, Balian and their friends both old and new must unite to fight it. But the enemy has plans for one of them... LotR,KoH,Troy,PotC Xover.Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 118,959 - Reviews: 461 - Updated: 7-11-08 - Published: 1-4-08 - Legolas - Complete6. A Belated Honeymoon reviewsWill returns home. There's much celebration...involving his family and old friends. OneshotPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-26-08 - Will T. & Elizabeth S. - Complete7. A Game of Chess » reviewsVery AU. What if Guy had been smart enough to use Balian and Sibylla's relationship against them? Guy is OOC in that he is smart. Violence.Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,832 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 2-16-08 - Published: 12-14-07 - Complete8. Chance Encounter II: Pirate Kingdom of Troy » reviewsAU. More misadventures for Balian the blacksmith and his elven friend as they meet up with some rather strange pirates and then get transported to the legendary city of Troy just in time for a war... KoHLotRPotCTroy crossover.Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,002 - Reviews: 265 - Updated: 12-28-07 - Published: 8-3-07 - Legolas - Complete9. Prelude to Heaven » reviewsWe know the man who is the knight. We know the blacksmith who became the knight, but do we know the boy who became the blacksmith? This is Balian's story from his conception until his wife's suicide. Slight romance in later chapters. Rated T to be safe.Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,003 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 11-9-07 - Published: 7-13-07 - Complete10. Chance Encounter » reviewsAU. During their journey, the Fellowship meet up with a stranger not of their world. Will he be of help to them or would he hinder them? Kingdom of HeavenLotR crossover.Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 89,517 - Reviews: 355 - Updated: 7-13-07 - Published: 12-15-06 - Legolas - Complete11. Dream of the Passion reviewsBalian has a dream during Easter. Got this idea during church service. It's AU, as always. Rated T just to be safe.Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-6-07 - Complete