Hi! Just to be good about this I'll say/write this once... DO NOT ASK ME WHEN I'LL WRITE A STORY!!

Name: Devyn, some people call me Devi , but call me that and die.

Age: What's it to you?

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you wirte Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other Twilight realted thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have a folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the Twilight series, and have all the playlist songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. NONONO CRAzY is when, you and your cousins see a guy of a Four-wheeler and chase him away form the yard your in! Crazy would definatley be when you make out with a pillow, imaginin it was Ikuto! Crazy is when you like a show sooooo much, your friends run away when you start to talk about it!/ If you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Funny Stuffs I've Found

~ When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and 12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.

The Russians used a pencil.

Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...
So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!
This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...
But hey, I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner ...

~ Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', it comes out to be 'Woman hitler'?

~ Those that ignore history are doomed to repeat it; those who studied history are doomed to know its repeating.

~ Like Daddy always said: If you can’t dazzle ‘em with brilliance, baffle ‘em with nonsense.

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile.

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FT. - If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you hous of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor, Caramel Crazy - Ravenclaw

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

IF YOU'RE AN AVATARD LIKE I AM, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you still support Zutara, despite many put downs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy this to your profile if you are a Zutaraian! (Written by Zutara-Princess)

Zuko lost half his fanbase after Crossroads of Destiny. If you're one of the half that stayed loyal, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

random sayings (some are funny some aren't. there all deep.)

somethings you can't stop. but you can try.

no matter how you go down the wrong road you can always turn back.

e.t. phone home - e.t. the movie

"why are you looking at the ceiling?" "i'm not i'm looking at the hot guy on the ceiling." - me and my friend

starts laughing "what's so funny ?" " her face is soooo ugly." - me and my other friend about this girl we hate alot.

"die curtain die!" - me the curtain doesn't like me and i don't like the curtain.

taps my shoulder "mailbox" - my friend laughs hysterically - me during health class introductions

"you suck!" "Huh?" You get to go to michigan, you get a new doll a new necklace and new shoes!" "YOU GET CAKE!" -me and my bff about me going on a vaction to michigan.

"What the coneffiecent of X?" (i raise my hand) "Mira" (leans over to my bf) "What's the answer?" -me and my fave math teacher

"Hey guess what." "What?" "Uh i don't know." "Then why'd you say anything!?" -me and my bff

"I see you!" "no you don't" yes i do" "you do?" -me and my bff

To many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

If you want a 4th season of Xiaolin Showdown, copy and paste this to your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird.

"Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so that's not my problem."

"Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door."

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

I will take requst. I like funny faces! O.o @-@ XP

oOoOo

"I'm a bookmark, not some kind of TOY. Take good care of me and use me, please. Don't make horrendus 'Dog Ears' in your precious book." My bookmark. I wrote the saying.

"Do not disturb us unless it's a dire emergency like you've been seized with an uncontrollable desire to stick two felt tips simultaneously into your eyes and you need immediate medical attention." Charlie in The Lottie Project by Jacqueline Wilson.

Alex: You're an idiot.

Me: AND PROUD OF IT! -nod- Wait; is that an inslut?

Alex: HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO GO OVER THIS?!

Me: Can we go over that again?

Alex: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

"He's green, I'm part robot and she's from outer space. You'll fit in just fine." Cyborg, Teen Titans.

"Welcome. I have been...expecting you." The Yahoo messenger thingie.

"Goodbye, young, naive, foolish mortal. I am gone for now. But do not fret, mortal. I will be back. (Evil look) MUAHAHAHAHA!" Me.

I'm the lai, with no sort
Of grave, solemn thought,
And I
Will never be caught
By miseries sought,
Nor sigh;
Where battles are fought
Or arguments brought,
I fly.

FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRiENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real friends and hope to get it back!

Teen Titans

RobStar (Proven)

RaeBB

Flinx

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Kataang (Proven)

Maiko (TOTALLY proven)

Danny Phantom

D/S (PROVEN)

Random things I'm gonna put in here because I feel like it

I laugh once! Ha! I laugh twice! Ha Ha! I laugh thrice! Ha Ha Ha! (is thrice a word...o.O)

I'm a little teapot short and stout! Here is my handle! Here is my spout!

Life is random, well guess what? SO AM I!!

Who else hates chain letters? I hate chain letters! They annoy the crap outta me! I mean, I don't care if some dead girl shows up in my room at midnight trying to kill me, i'll just shoot her and go back to bed.

I may not look like much, but im a pro at pretending to be a ninja!

One word: Chocolate.

Be random, its really awesome!

So I'm a tiny bit crazy! DEAL WITH IT!

I shall close this section with a little advice: Live your life crazy, and love every single second of it.

This about a little girl who was abused, if you care copy and paste this in your profile.

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

I went to a birthday party
but I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink at all,
so I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myelf,
the way you said I would,
that I shouldn't choose to drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice
and your advice to me was right
as the party finally ended
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,
sure to get home in one piece,
not knowing what was coming,
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement.
I can hear the policeman say,
"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."
His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,
as I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
while he was flying high,
because he chose to drink and drive
that I would have to die.

So why do people do it,
knowing that it ruins lives?
But now the pain is cutting me
like a hundred stabbing knives.

To my sister not to be afraid,
tell Daddy to be brave,
and when I go to heaven to
put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him
that it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his mom and dad had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,
I'm getting very scared.
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me, Mom,
as I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say,
I love you and good-bye.

Drinking and Driving - MAKE IT STOP!!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this on your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile (I have done this so many times, it's unbelieveable!)

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile (WEEEEEEE!!)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Who hasn't done this before?!)

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile (SUGAR HIGH!!)

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile (preps should be illegal)

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! xD(apperently)

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.(stupid ppl!)

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (I would probably be, in one word, preppy. shudders)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (xiaolin showdown and harry potter. even my family is scared of me! hehehe!)

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile (Faith is good)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (that happens to me, alot.)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (laughing is good for the soul!)

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. (singing is fun, especially if u do it in random bursts!)

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. TOTALLY!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. DID THAT TODAY! HAHAHA! NO SERIOUSLY I DID!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out ther e are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, tietum, EAPshadows, Rairox64, rAiKiMlOver455673, RaixKim4eva, CharyLover2.

If you still have a candy obsession and your 12 years old or over, copy this into your profile.

The Definition of a Kiss

Definition of a kiss
Kiss on the stomach--"Let's have sex"
Kiss on the Forehead --"Forever you will be mine"
Kiss on the Ear --"I'm horny"
Kiss on the Cheek --"We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand --"I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck --"We belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder --"I want you"
Kiss on the Lips --"I love you" OR "I want you"
Holding Hands --"We can learn to love each other"
Slap on the Butt --"That's mine"
Playing with the Ear --"I can't live without you"
Holding on tight --"Don't let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes --"Don't leave me"
Playing with Hair on Head --"Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist --"I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing --"I am completely Comfortable with you"

--Advice--
Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
You're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then repost this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.

~98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile~

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE=)

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

98 percent of all Americans have tried to bring Sexy Back. If you are a part of the 2 percent who's never lost it, then put this in your profile!

Advice That Guys Should Take... It's True

WHEN SHE ACTS SHY
-SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE HER

WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS
- KISS HER

WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES
- HOLD HER TIGHT

WHEN SHE IS SILENT
- SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU
- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!

WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY
- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO

WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST
- TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!

WHEN SHE SAYS NOTHING IS WRONG
- A MILLION THINGS ARE RUNNING THROUGH HER HEAD

WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU
- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT

WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING
-SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS

WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!
-HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU

WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER
- KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRYWHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HANDS- PLAY WITH HER FINGERS-