I'M STILL HERE!!

If any one would like to talk to me, I've enabled my e-mail to be seen so just e-mail, review, or jump on MSN and talk to me.

http://www.aprilchilldesigns.com/

If anyones into jewerly there's the place to look !!

Ok so I'm telling you about myself. Shoulen't be hard. snorts in disbelief

Ok I'll start with the easy bits, I'm Jade Mitchell, I'm Sixteen in a month!!. I am a GIRL. And an Aussie. I have light blue-slightly grey- eyes, natural hair colour is brown(I THOUGHT I WAS BORN BLONDE BUT MY MUM TOLD ME I WAS BORN WITH DARK HAIR!!) -but at the moment its red. And my friends never seem to tire of teasing my shortness- SHORTY'S RULE... uh yeah... so...

Things I like: Ok well thats easy, I'm pretty much obsessed with wolves, chocolete (and spelling it wrong too), reading, writing and just being plain weird. I love to annoy the boys at school, since they drive me nuts anyway. Making my friend call me 'the evil chocolete-loving, wolf-obssessing crazy vampire'. I'm not actually sure why I've become obssessed with the whole vampire thing but its just tough luck for everyone else. (hehe, they probably feel like they fell into hell)

Favourite...stuff: Ok, favourite books, are Harry Potter, Chronicals of Ancient Darness, The Book of Lies and the Bartimaeus Trilogy...of course theres plenty more but that would be to much to put down. My favourtie character in Harry Potter would be Harry and James. I love going hypo and if i write any random story's...well that's to expected from the queen of weird. OMG!! TWILIGHT RULES!! It is now right up there with hp!! I LOVE it!! Edward is SOOO hot!! (yes I am aware that he is a fictional character!)

I LOVE RANDOMNESS!! AND WEIRDNESS. Most of the time anyway.

Oh, oh...i just got an imaginary pet wolf...AND I CAN TALK TO HIM...YAY!! His name is Dagien, and he's a smart ass. And he's black with bright amber eyes and he's really smart and has fluffy fur...hehe i like to use him as a pillow...too bad he's not real!!

OH MY GOD!! SHE KILLED FRED!! HOW COULD SHE KILL FRED?? It's just never going to be the same... J.K.Rowling, as much as I love your books, you just stuffed it!!

Haha, I just figured out something! My name is Jade, kids at tennis call me Ruby (don't ask) and my name in a story is Violet! AND THEY ARE ALL COLOURS! And, even more annoying, my gem stone is Emerald. Though I don't know which I prefer, Ruby or Saphire? Blue is my favourite colour (though green is fairly close on tying with blue) and I love Saphire gem stones... is there a purple gem stone? Cause if there was that would be funny, just change Violet to whatever the purple gem stone is and they would all be gems!! Ok, I'll stop rambling now... I am so sorry!!

On a more... un hyped, word.

I now have five story's up. You can see all them below... I think.

Most of my stories, future and present, will mostly have the following characters:

Harry (of course!)

Lily and James.

Sirius and Remus. (not as a pair...but maybe in one they will.)

Nathaniel- (In my stories I obvioiusly twist the plot around. Well Nathaniel is the Harry Potter from the actual books! See, in my stories, I have a sort of paralax(did I spell that right?) thing going but the only complication is that Nathaniel is only from books one to six, after that I make up the rest...in one of my later stories - it will be a side fic to One Word Too Late - I will explain everything about Nathaniel...and yes, to those of you who have read the Bartimaeus Trilogy I did get the name half from that, the other was it was in this name book I always keep handy...besides I like the name and it was either that, or Diego- which is a spanish form of James - but in a story I'm writing for my friends I use that name for a fairy...and he acts like a girl so it kinda put me off naming my evil character Diego. So its Nathaniel, if anyones got anything to say...well you can say it anyway I don't really care either way.

Liz Black - Another of my characters...well actually she's all mine. And you can't blame me, Sirius is just to dumb, clumsy, funny, smart, and idiotic to not have him have a daughter whose just as bad! She will only usually be in stories with Harry...and usually Natt's in them too.

Rose Potter - She's really quiet and has a unique kind of magic that I can't be bothered explaining.

Aidan Reave - Some random guy I made up, maybe later I'll tell you what he's like.

As for my favourite pairs...well:

harry/ginny (obviously)

ron/hermioine (another obviously)

lily/james (look above)

liz/george (cant help it, everyones got someone but him, even fred's got angela! (dunno if i spelt that right))

sirius/remus (what can i say, i wouldnt usually but some of the fic's ive read are just to cute! so yeah, i like them, as long as its not too over the top!)

If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes copy and past this into your profile.

At last! My plans for world domination are complete!something shiny...must go look. MAHAHAHAA? Oh look,

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed-I'm not a can.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough!

"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose"--Anonymous (for obvious reasons)

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

>:) This is evil smiley Evil smiley likes sharp things. Copy and paste Evil Smiley on your profile so he could see the world.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED! Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns.

- I find 'good morning' a contridictory of terms.

- No I WONT go to hell! They have a restraining order against me.

- Life isn't passing me by!! It's trying to run me over.

- However said nothing is impossible has obviously never tried to slam a revolving door.

- SMILE. it makes people wonder what your up to.

- No, im not weird. Just plotting.

- The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

- Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. The rest of our lives they are telling us to sit down and shut up.

- The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

- They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles!

- If you think things can't get worse you severily lack imagination.

- The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. (Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy)

15 Things to do when you're in K-mart (it was Walmart but since I live in Australia...)

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

If you actually read to the end of MY profile, copy and past this into yours. Tank Woo.

Well that's all so...now you've met the queen of weird...get lost. hehe, just kidding, but I mean hey, who wants to stare at a computer screen that you've already read?