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since: 12-14-06, id: 1181601, Profile edited: 12-11-07
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.
We're Eris and Freyr, siblings that were just simply in love with Naruto.

Those are our real names, our parents taking them from mythology.

Eris is the Greek Goddess of discord and strife

(Eris: I’m a guy, dammit)

Freyr is the Norse God of sun and rain, and the patron of bountiful harvests

(Freyr: And I’m a she...)

ErisFreyr: Geez, our parents sure messed up with the gender thing.

We’re proud pinoys!

The two of us aren’t real good writers...

...and we still don’t know the reason why we ended up writing fics together.

Oh, well!

We love having fun—maybe it’s already obvious with the genre where we’re writing in, and since Naruto is naturally comedy in some parts, we’ve decided to torture them with our morbid ideas for humor.

Freyr: Aren’t we too old for this stuff? We’re 20, for crying out loud...though...it’s fun (:

Stories:

Kill Caustic

(Freyr’s idea)

This was supposed to be just a one-shot humor fic, with absolutely no hint of romance in it. But the temptation to torture Sasuke beyond measure was hard to resist, and so there it is.

SasuSaku is the priority, but side pairings may possibly drop by. (:

It spins around the idea that Sasuke returned and wanted to pursue Sakura to restore his clan. But of course, we just love that brat so much that we had placed every possible obstacle in his way. That being, Tsunade-sama and the green pair, Gai and Lee.

Will his sanity stay intact? We’ll see.

Inconsistent

(an ErisFreyr story.)

A lighthearted NejiSakuSasu. And no, it’s not a crack fic.

The idea came up when we attended a French convention showcasing the country’s culture—the food, the clothes, etc, etc. And since we are such addicts to Naruto, we immediately created a plot in our heads. At first we thought of drama, but it wouldn’t suit us so much at all, since we’re both silly runts.

Who would win her over? Hmm.

Oh, and the HiaTsuJir was all Eris’ idea. (Freyr: Must’ve been on crack.  )

Lecture

(Another Freyr story)

Eris was watching a teen flick (a guy watching a teen flick, imagine that), and so the story was perceived.

Haruno Sakura, a pretty heiress, had placed herself in the shadows due to a painful breakup with a boyfriend who never loved her. Hyuuga Neji, a handsome, airheaded playboy, who carries the exact description she hates in a man, unconsciously paved the way to the reappearance of the beautiful Sakura. She likes him, but she’ll show him she hates him. He hasn’t seen her yet, but it’s given he’d ask her out.

Oh, and don’t worry, The SasuTen is non-existent. They’re only having confusing crushes. Beauty is decieving, after all. It will pass in time. (:

Prinsesa

Freyr: ...gagawa po kami ng English Version nito.. tapos ndi na one-shot. naadik po kasi si kuya sa kanta na yun eh--Prinsesa by Teeth




1. Kill Caustic » reviews
Every wrong done is paid for a price. But with THIS? Sasuke was doubtful that he could stay sane to be able to work on his delayed romance. chapters rewritten
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,265 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 12-11-07 - Published: 1-5-07
2. Inconsistent » reviews
[NejiSakuSasu] Melting ice cubes, blunting pricks and annoying blondes. A rivalry is about to intensify tenfold. Gorgeous eyes shine suicide. Red. White. When mixed? Pink. [chapters edited, updated]
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,441 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 6-24-07 - Published: 1-4-07
3. Lecture » reviews
There is nothing wrong in trying something out for a change. 'I won’t go for overly handsome, pigheaded jerks who only want one thing from a girl.'
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,127 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 6-21-07 - Published: 5-31-07
4. Prinsesa reviews
[Oneshot] Akala natin puro lang kalokohan at kabastusan si Jiraiya. Mayroon din naman pala siyang tinatagong drama sa katawan. Jiraiya POV
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - Filipino - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-30-07 - Published: 3-30-07
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