The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherin!

Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."

Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort.

Take the most scientific Harry Potter
Quiz ever created.

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Hello everyone. My name is Cheyenne (shy-ann) or mostly known as Chey to my friends and family. My username is 'Underworld Demon', obviously. (-.-') don't ask me why I called myself that, because I have no idea.

Name: Cheyenne

Age: 16

Gender: Female

Location: New Zealand Aoetearoa

Occupation: Dairy Cashier, Student, Writer and Drawer

Favourites: Harry Potter, Naruto, Bleach, Vampire Knight, The Outsiders, Keepinitreal.

Alright, lets get one thing straight, Gaara is my obsession okay, so when I see crake fics about him going mental over a cookie, I admit, it pisses me off a lot! Gaara, stotic, emotionless, slightly in need of anger management and needs a lot of love. Does not go psycho over a cookie, I'm sorry, its only funny in pictures.

Also, pairings..Seriously I have no idea where some of you people get these ideas!

1. Incest! Some people can pull this off, but most of the time the stories

2. Sakura ... I really don't like her, I know she gets a lot better after the Forest of Death and is really grown in Shippuden but I just, can not, handle her attitude, she just pisses me off. The only person I can see her with is Sasuke...as much as I hate that pairing. Don't try putting her with Naruto, or Itachi or heck! Don't even think of putting her with GAARA!

3. Will continue later

Status:- No, I'm not dead. My brain is on drugs and won't focus on one thing at a time. Instead its all over the place and coming up with different stories all at the same time. I'll try to remain focused on my first fic but its easier said than done since my brain is like...fucked up >.>

Redemption of a Lost Soul. InuyashaXHP is currently being re-written and will be posted as soon as I have completed some of the chapters. Right now it is on HIA-TUS

In the Forest we Weep. NaruSasu YAOI. It was always suppose to be a one-shot; no further chapters planned, if anyone would like to write the LEMON for this story, just ask and credit me for the original first chapter ok? Thanks.

Surviving to the End. Also a one-shot. Basically how I thought Jet would come back.

Others:- Currently planning two Harry Potter stories and one NarutoXHP crossover, I Prefer Borrowing, Street Hoodlum and Tormented Hero

Top five Male Naruto Characters

Gaara

Itachi

Shikamaru

Naruto

Kiba

Top Five Female Characters

Hinata

Anko

Ino

Hanabi

Tenten

Other Anime Characters

Grimmjow Jaggerjack

Zaraki Kenpachi

Zero Kiriyu

Shiki

Edward Elric

Scar

Zedo

Amil Ghaol

THE NARUTARD SURVEY: NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Gaara, Kiba, Kankuro, Itachi, Naruto, Hinata, Ino, Shikamaru

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? SasuNaru, KibaHina, SasuHina, InoShika, NaruHina, DeiSaso, ItaDei, KibaShino, AnIno, ChoMe

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi all the way!! Hentai, hmm, not so much

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? I wish I could! And if I did I would be Anko.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Posters, pictures, wallets, manga, figurines, necklaces, headbands.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Fuck yes!

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? How the hell could you make me choose?? KibaHina (But only in my head)

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Fuck Sakura! Go Naruto!! SasuNaru

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 8 and InoShikaCho

10. Do you support the Obito theory? Fuck off, hell no!

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Now that's just a stupid question, of course Minato is Naruto's dad!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara!! But Itachi is a very close second

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke...his choices piss me off sometimes but defiantly Pro-Sasuke

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? -sob- I haven't seen the shippuden episodes yet.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? -sob- why must you rub it in? No not yet

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Of course not! He's just...Naruto!

17. Sub or dub? Sub, english voices sound retarded and they can't pronounce their names properly...Sas-Kay. Wtf??

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Bah, Anti-Sakura

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes! I made up a song to go with him!

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly nerd, but a cool ugly nerd :D

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku! DUH!

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesome doesn't even describe him!!

24. Which character would be best OOC? Hmm...Itachi, defiantly

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Wtf kind of question is that? Hell yes!

26.Do you write Naruto fanfics? What planet have you lived on? Yes!

27. Do you like lemons? Depends on the writer and how well they write it.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Only because I tell them about them non-stop

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? No but now I am!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Er...not all of them

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes and it was easy as fuck!

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yup! They decided to show the entire freaking class too -.-;

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'? Not in those words but along those lines yupp

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Ha Ha HA! I use to be a straight A student until I got hooked onto Naruto and started making paper kunai during class!

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Not yet but soon I'm gonna be

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Your kidding right? I've been trying to find the book for three years now!

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Fuck no! Are you insane??

38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery: Yes and about twenty-thirty something give or take a few, not including some of the ones I've given away

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? I want to say yes, but sadly no.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Che, who doesn't?

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? -cough- Maybe just a bit

F – Fuck

E – Everything

A – And

R – Run

Chaotic Neutral: Might save your life; might steal your car (Matt!)

Naomi Misora: "Ryuzaki, what would you do if you were trying to lock (a door) from the outside?"

Rue Ryuzaki: "Use a key."

Misora: "No, not like that...if you'd lost the key."

Ryuzaki: "Use a spare key."

Misora: "No, not like that..you don't have a spare key either."

Ryuzaki: "Then I wouldn't lock it."

Misora: "..." -from Death Note: Another Note: The Los Angeles BB Murder Cases

Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

-"I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?" Kakashi Hatake Naruto

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep.. not screaming, like the passengers in his car

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk

You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

I couldn't repair you brakes, so I made your horn louder.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

ODD QUESTIONS

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... Is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? And is it suicide or murder?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

END ODD QUESTIONS!

~24 things to do in an elevator!~

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, admit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

:8.2 RANDOM:

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Work vs Prison

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

So why is it, again, that we work?

COPY AND PASTE SECTION

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.

If you wish Yu-Gi-Oh! had been created into a non-animation series TV show but with YAOI --Yugi with Yami, Joey with Seto, Ryou with Bakura, Marik with Malik, Tristan with Duke, everyone BASHING Anzu, a comedy with the plot of "Friends"-- Copy and paste this to your profile.

If you want Uchiha Madara to burn for what he did, copy and paste.

If you're one of those people that are reading my profile right now and you're not just aimlessly scanning over it, post this in your profile.

If you hate the fact Itachi is gone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sobbed your eyes out after reading about Itachi's 'death', copy and paste this into your profile.

Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi

And here are some quotes from the greatest Pirate on EARTH...Captain Jack Sparrow!

"Well that's just...maddeningly unhelpful."
"I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!"
"But WHY is the rum gone?"
"Why should I side with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past...one of you suceeded."
"Will...nice hat."
"So there is a curse...that's interesting."
"Now we're being followed by rocks. Never heard of that one before."
"Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"
"Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?"
"Welcome to the Caribbean, love."
"Why is the rum ALWAYS gone?! -stands, staggers- Oh. That's why."
"Er, Mr Gibbs...I feel sullied and unusual."
"Guard the boat, mind the tide...don't touch my dirt."

Random PoTC Quotes

Will: This will save Elizabeth?

Jack: How much do you know about Davy Jones?

Will: Not much.

Jack: Yeah. This is gonna save Elizabeth.

Pentil: You don't know how to read!

Ragetti: It's the Bible! You get credit for trying!

Jack: Come to join me crew, lad? Welcome aboard!

Elizabeth: I am here to find the man I love.

Jack: I'm deeply flattered lad, but my first and only love is the sea.

Elizabeth: Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow.

Jack: Elizabeth? (to Gibbs) Hide the rum! (to Liz) You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all, it should be a dress of nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.

Elizabeth: There will come a moment where you will have the chance to do the right thing.

Jack: I love those moments! I like to wave at them as they pass by!

Jack: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you tried to kill me in the past, one of you succeeded.

Random Harry Potter Quotes

Ron: So your gonna suffer...but your gonna be, happy about it...

Hermione: Malfoy's got detention! I could sing!

Harry: Don't.

Harry: So light a fire!

Hermione: But theres no wood!

Ron: Have you gone MAD!? Are you a Witch or NOT?!

Mrs Weasley (to Ron about him becoming Prefect): Thats everyone in the family!

George: What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?

Random Avatar: The Last Air Bender Quotes

Aang: This is Appa, my flying Bison!

Sokka: Right, and this is Katara, my flying sister.

Sokka: Okay Karma person or thing, I will give up meat and sarcasum. Thats all I've got, its pretty much my whole identity, Sokka the meat and sarcasum guy. But I'm willing on being Sokka the veggies and straight talk fellow...Aang! You got any meat?

Matrix Quotes

Neo: There is no Spoon

Tank: Believe it or not you piece of shit, you're still gonna burn!

Smith:That is the sound of inevitability