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RAAAAWR. ...Yeah. Sorry. Force of habit.

Welcome to my stuffz0rz.

I am...

A redneck.
A writer.
An artist.
A woman (but a butch, hurrhurr)
Secretly a ninja
A hard-core Spider Riders fan
A renown Warriors RPer
Verboten Byacolate's FAVORITE worthless peon. (go me! Haha.)
A sucker for anything well written (even if it's fluff, much to my muse's discontent)
A Naruto-RP addict
A zombie.

I am the favorite revier foooor...
~ Verboten Byacolate(Bya-chan!)
~ Kairi and Cloud (w00t!)
I mean srzly. I can't help but review so awesomely D= I'm good at it. XD If I ever become YOUR favorite viewer lemme know, mmmkay?

Things I Like

Anime/Manga/Manwha...

Now, there's alot of these, so I'll try and go over the main ones.

Amatsuki, Basilisk, Naruto, Threads of Time, Spider Riders, Samurai 7, Digimon (Adventure), Witch Hunter Robin, Gundam SEED, Gundam SEED Astray, Death Note, Zatch Bell, Trinity Blood, Blazin' Berrels, Light's Out!, Eureka 7, FullMetal Alchemist, Samurai Champloo, Bleach, B'Daman, Moster Rancher, Black Lagoon, Special A, Ouran High School Host Club... er, yeah, lots. Oh, and InuYasha? Eeeh, it's not bad...

Non Anime/Manga/Manwha...

TV Shows - Dukes of Hazzard (80's series, not that Godaweful movie), Bugs Bunny & Tweety Show, Reba, Carl Squared, MythBusters, Invader Zim, Monster Jam, Fairly Odd Parents, Squirrel Boy, Prank Patrol

Books - DragonLance, Warriors (Yay Erin Hunter!), Jinn, Chicken Soup for the Soul, some Forgoten Realms, Mail Order Ninja, Silver's Edge/Silver's Bane, er... there's so many...

Movies - True Lies, Jeepers Creepers (the Creeper is so hawt X3), Strange Brew, Star Wars, Kill Bill, King Arhtur, Pathfinder, 300, Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Spirited Away, Terminator, Brother Bear, A Knight's Tale, Graveyard Alive: A Zombie Nurse in Love, Home on the Range, Kill Bill 2, Curse of the Golden Flower, Digimon movies, Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector, Anastasia, Mulan, Grave of the Fireflies, Howl's Moving Castle ... mostly the stuff rated R for violence. XD

Music - I like country and I like rock/alternative/metal. Also random Japanese stuff. Favorites would have to be Paul Brandt, the Road Hammers, Brooks & Dunn, Jason McCoy, Terri Clark, Trace Adkins, Deric Ruttan (yaaay!), Reba McIntire, Metallica, 3 Doors Down, Linkin Park, Kid Rock, Evanescence, Kim Mitchel, Default, Three Day's Grace... I like most bands. XD However, I HATE Rascal Flatts, some Toby Keith, some Lonestar, the Tragically Hip, My Chemical Romance... any emo bands, Gackt.

Writers - Now, I mean writers here at FF.net. My two absolute favorites? Verboten Byacolate (Bya-chan!) and reverse the riddles - they both are frickin' amazing!

My Works

On-going fics...

Severed Ties: A Series of Oneshots - currently on Hiatus, until either I get a good idea or people gimmie/submit some OC Akatsuki members for me to play with. ...NOT IN THAT WAY, pervs!
Toku Jounin: Tale of a Yamanaka - I'm digging for inspiration, I really am! Ah...! Help! DX All I know is that the next chapter is going to involve Chouji and Shikamaru's dads.
Sensation of Falling - Dominic and Anemone. Nuff sed. I need to write/upload Dominic's chapter, but I need more... angst. to do so.
Crack Pairings are Hillarious: Drabbles - ...because really, they are...
Another Ingenious Novice - inspired by Verboten Byacolate's fic of a similar title. Okay, this is more or less a spin-off. And currently, it seems to be the only one I'm updating. At like, all. Haha.

Completed...

The Akatsuki: One Big, Happy Family. - Because everyone loves Blue (Konan), Pein, and the rest of the Akatsuki gang!
Too Much Youth! - The closest thing to romance I'm ever going to write. XD 'Cause everyone loves Neji and Tenten!
En Francais - Silly, silly Tamaki has been suffering from his Inner-Mind-Theatre diease. Luckily Kyouya's smart enough to realize he's an idiot.

Copy and Pastes! Hoorah!

From Bya-chan...

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews?
If you know SasuNaru won't work because neither are willing to be the uke, copy and paste this to your profile
If someone offers you crack, and the first thing that comes to your mind is KakaSaku or GaaSaku, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature ((F#5ing Orochi-poo-face!))
If you have never pictured yourself in an anime/manga demension, hooking up with the character of your choice... you have a helluva lot of will-power.
If you know the textbook definition of "kami" copy and paste this to your signature
If you consider yourself more otaku than Narutard, copy and paste this to your signature

All the RP sites I'm addicted to

Naruto - Perfect Wings - I'm Ganshou Takeyama, the Tsuchikage; Nodoka Shirotsume, an Akatsuki member; and Deimosu Keiji, a hunter from Konoha
.hack// - .hack//Epitaph - I'm Murohsheihere, a tribal grappler; and Paramnesia, a steam gunner.
Star Wars - Star Wars: Dream Catcher - I'm Darth Ravenous the sith lord(ess) (lol); Din Karigm, a Jedi Knight; Zare Karigm, a Jedi Master/Din's father.

If you've got a Naruto fic (preferably VIOLENT! bwahaha) then let me know, and I'll gladly read and review it for ya! Just, please, keep in mind that reading yaoi and yuri make me feel really, REALLY awkward. So yeah, I'll read your fic, and if there is any romance in it, warn me - especially if it is of the aformentioned variety.