Will you sign my boomerang fish? - Lew Zealand; The Muppets Wizard of Oz

Name: Boomerang Fish

Location: PORCUPINE TOWN

About Me: You don't need to know my age, real name, or where I live (stalkers! XD.) My Zodiac is a Leo, I was born in the year of the Dog, I have a bizarre sense of humor, I'm rather weird (mangoes!) and I love the Icemark Chronicles! I also have an overactive imagination. Combine that with an Icemark obsession, and you get sheer chaos! Not to mention porcupines. Oh so many porcupines!

Favorite Things: The Icemark Chronicles,writing, reading, Pirates of the Caribbean, Calvin and Hobbes, Mouse Hunt, Jhonny Depp, Monty Python, Card Captor Sakura, Avatar: Last Airbender, Colbert Report, Daily Show, platypi, sleep, fencing, skiing, Fritos, being lazy, the New York Yankees, porcupines, Bones, Italian Job, and Amazon UK, the color orange, Mallomars, mangos, ninjas, slipper socks.

Least Favorite Things: Flamers, ship wars, McDonalds, WalMart, George W. Bush, MarySues, Inheritance Trilogy, writer's block, waiting for updates, my procrastination, pressure, homework, boring stuff, the fact that books always come out later in the US than the UK, stuffy unairconditioned school buildings, Sarah Palin.

~~~~~~~IN PROGRESS STORIES~~~~~~~~

Icemark Inboxes: It started as a little humor fic about what their emails would look like, and now it's basically anything funny about Icemark I want to write down. Read this if you like random humor, or maybe you're feeling down and need a laugh. Or ten.

A Bazilllion Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort: Muahahahaha! The title says it all! Thanks to everyone who suggested stuff! Hiatus for a while since I'm all out of ways.

Human Weapon:Icemark Chronicles and Uglies Trilogy crossover. Chapter 7 is on the way, so stay tuned!

100 Ways to Annoy Scipio Bellorum: It's going past 100!

The Wings of the Icemark: OH MY GOD, IT'S FINALLY HERE! This story is definitely my favorite. It's vaguely an alternate BoF, because it happens during the same time period, but it has a monstrosity of changes. And I went nuts on the backstory. Read it!

~~~~~~~~PLANNED STORIES~~~~~~~~I have an overactive imagination and about 42 plot bunnies and pairing porcupines living in my sock drawer...

Blood, Blast, and Fire: (AU) Sometimes history hinges on very small events, and the slightest change can send the future spinning in a different direction. What if, that day in the forest, Thirrin and Oskan didn't meet? Against the backdrop of a revolution, they get a second chance. (T)

Seven Minutes in Heaven: AU Icemark, Oneshot. Sulla locks Octavius and Cressida in a closet. For seven whole minutes. Chaos ensues.

Contract: The Icemark is attacked once again, this time by an otherworldly foe, and Oskan summons one of the thousands of ghosts haunting Frostmarris to act as a bodyguard for Cressida. Of couse, said ghost will have his own opinion about this, especially when the war begins. My take on The Last Battle of the Icemark. (T to be safe) It's coming out soon ... really soon!

The Porcupine Song (by Boomerang Fish and Silver Wind Neko)
(sung to the tune of Jelly On A Plate)
Porcupine on a plate
Porcupine on a plate
When you poke it, it goes HISS!
Porcupine on your face.

Got to go! Plot bunnies are battering down my front door!