Disclaimer: I don’t own any of this books, TV programs, movies and such or I would be rich. I do own the plot in somecases otherwise I don't.

BlackDemonAngel- Thing aren’t always as they seem

Hello and thank you for taking to time to read a bit. Our nick names are Isabel and Nicole.This account is now shared by two people (both girls). Anyways writing takes time. Most of the stories that we have here are kind of old not up our regular writing style. We are going over our stories that both or separately have written. We live in The United States. But enough about us, writing is hard, because you kind of put your self out there for people. Some times when a person isn’t really good, try to help not bring them down. Anyways some stories are a bit personal or just a way to let them escape there regular world. Also if you need any help with anything we willing to help. Also if you want us to read or review a story will do it.

DOB: Isabel- October 8

Nicole- October 31 (Yeah on Halloween! Yeah go me!)

Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side.

Cross over to the dark side. (We have cookies and chocolate cake!) =)

Ships we really love-

Harry Potter-

Draco/Hermione- They make a really good story, packed with action and mystery and such. So don’t judge if you haven’t read. And Draco is a lot like Harry in ways we can list but that would take up to much space.

Harry/Hermione- Hey they books were leading up to it. (We can argue with proof, we don’t care what J.K says. And besides Delusional is the new normal! )

Harry/Luna- They make a really good match.

Draco/Luna- We just love them

Life With Derek-

Derek/Casey- We just love them a lot. And there is nothing wrong with that, because they're not blood related.

Edwin/Lizze- They are so cute together

Ships we don’t like at all-

Harry Potter -

Draco/Ginny – Well I (Isabel) love him to much to with her (I have reasons why I hate her . We don't why people like them together?)

Ron/Hermione – To brotherly sister type of thing

Fred or George/Hermione – They barely know each other. Better like Siblings.

Lucius/Hermione – No way his evil and old. (I know it could work with time – travel, but No)

Harry/Ginny – No way she’s only mentioned in the 2nd and 6th. No more, in the 6th it seem like harry falls for her out of the blue. Like if she used a love potion or some thing. Also she looks like his mother and that’s just ewww shudders

Hermione-Harry/Any Teacher- We find that sick. No offence to anyone.

Life with Derek-

Derek/Anyone-I don't like Derek with someone else besides Casey

Casey/Sam/Max/or any boy- Just don't even try

Edwin/Anyone besides Lizzy- Just don't even try also.

Sorry if we offend anyone by this ships, but that our opinion

Favorite Books-

Harry Potter- 1-5 our favorite out of all is the 3rd book.

Roald Dahl - All of the books written by him.

Just Listen – Teaches a very good lesson.

Basically Fantasy (Isabel). And well I’ll read anything form textbooks to a romance novel (Nicole).

Favorite Movies –

All 5 Harry Potter movies, Mean Girls, John Tucker Must Die, Meet the Fockers, A Cinderella Story, Phantom of the Opera, Finding Nemo, Step Up, Even after time and much more.

Favorite Movie Quotes:

Harry Potter 1- Ron, "It's spooky. She knows more about you than you do." Harry, "Who doesn't?"

Harry Potter 2 - Ron, "Why spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?"

Harry Potter 3Hermione, "You foul, low, evil little cockroach!" Ron, “Hermione his not worth it”

Harry Potter 4 - Hermione, "Next time there's a ball, pluck up the courage and ask me before someone else does, and not as a last resort!"

A Cinderella Story - Sam, "Austin? What are you doing?”. Austin, "Something I should've done along time ago."

Finding Nemo - The little fish, "Ohh, I know what that this. Sandy Plankton told me, it's, um, it's a butt." The little octopus, "Wow that's a pretty big butt."

Our Stories:

Baby Love: Still in Progress-Banner: http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s295/DanykaMalfoy/BabyLoveBanner.jpg Made by AddysenMalfoy @ HPFF.com Harry Potter

My Life: Complete- Banner: http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s295/DanykaMalfoy/MyLifeBanner.jpg. Made by AddysenMalfoy @ HPFF Harry Potter

H.A Must Die: Discontuined Might pick it up later Harry Potter

The Unknown Trip: Discontuined same as story above. The Suite Life of Zck and Cody

Feelings Finally Show: This one was my very first Fanfic. Complete Harry Potter

Othe Favorite quote by GreenDemonAngel (my cousin):

"Cuando la vida te tira a Hannah Montana tirala por una ventana"

Now in English: "When Life throws you Hannah Montana Throw her out the window"

Conversation me and my cuz GreenDemonAngel had:

My Cuz: i wonder why Emmett doesn't have a power?

Me: Emmett doesnt have a power baby he has THE power wink wink

My Cuz: you know if Emmett wanted to use a pickup line on Rosalie it would be something like this:

Rosalie- Italics, Emmett-regular

Hey baby

please...

what? you know you want me

why would i "want" you, you don't even have a power

pick up line Baby i dont have a power i have THE power

smirks yeah i know im hot

Making Fun of Eclipes the third book of the twilight Random Conversation that me and my cousin GreenDemonAngel made up:

Alice: Bella don't you love me. I expected it from Edward but not you.

Bella: Alice I can't love you I love tedward... i mean edric ummm no edward yeah edward. Wait is
that charlie whos calling me that i hear?

Edward: no charlie.. is miles away and what are you talking
about??

Bella: ummm... well about that... cell phone rings with daddy yankee ringtone hello?... oh! hey Tedward... umm yea right now is not a really good time...you know what meet me at 8 hangs up the call

Edward: who was that??

Bella: ummm well that was Tedward my... my cousin! yea that works

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal electrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs!

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If no one writes, the Erins will cry because they think no one on Fanfiction likes their stories. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, Sapphirepaw (Its fun), Liontide (whoa yeah), Arrowwing (you got it!), Poppyleaf(Girls are the BEST multi-taskers, and we LOVE it), BalckDemonAngel ( I do this everyday)

If you are obsessed with Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe',Zwergschnauzer, dablackfox10, BlackDemonAngel

If the fanfic Two Can Tango makes you want to sign up for Edward's tango class, copy and paste this into your profile. :)

If you love Twilight so much that your friends are planning an intervention, copy and paste this in your Profile.

If you want to join me in Rehab so we can secretly keep reading the Twilight series without repercussions, copy and paste in your Profile.

END STEREOTYPING.

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I READ ABOUT VAMPIRES, so I must not BELIEVE IN GOD.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I’m SCOTTISH, so I MUST be violent and have a drinking problem.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I have a few REALLY CLOSE FRIENDS, so we MUST be lesbians.

I don't BELIEVE IN SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE, so I MUST be a religious nut.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I JUDGE everyone that isn't.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. (Like, oh my God. I like totally broke a nail!...I mean LIKE stop talking LIKE that!)

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

My name is Tiffany.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen.

I cannot see,

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

On with it!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt!

BlackDeomonAngel