| Kaname Natsumi |
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto. Name:Yukino Age: Between 13 and 20, that's all you need to know. Sex: Female Alert: Also everyhing is on hiatus for a while. I've been getting no inspiration lately, but rest assure that I WILL finish my fics. Please be patient with me, as these things take a while to come back to me. I hope that everyone reading will continue to stay with my fics, even though they are on hold for the moment. Freaks Art: Quotes "The English language has rules for a reason. Abusing them doesn't make you a special snowflake, it makes you an idiot." "... You're bizarre... How the hell did I end up with a nutcase like you? Next to you, my split personality disorder looks like a cute personality quirk. I suddenly don't think I should be the one who goes to see a shrink. You are was crazier than I ever was." Well, as long as they taste like cupcakes, it's ok. And if they're black, we can say it's a new type of sugar. In the worst scenario, we can always say they're a rare type of rock and sell them off as souvenirs." If people don't listen to you, try shouting. If they still don't listen, open fire." If at first you don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught, then lie." Why should I kill you? By all rights, natural selection should do that on its own." “Men. Even the gay ones don’t have the same cranial capacity as the leavings on a woman’s armpit razor.” "I only know how to do things 3 ways: the WRONG way, the RIGHT way, and MY way - which is really the WRONG way, only faster" "Nobody is perfect. I am nobody. Therefore, I am perfect." "I'm Blonde, what's YOUR excuse?" "You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection." "Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within." "You know what's interesting about that movie (Pokemon 2000)? Earlier, Pikachu and Zapdos were 'talking' to each other by shocking one another. So does that mean when I use my electric pokemon to shock the living shit out of another electric type, that my pokemon is basically telling that nancy boy to go get a life and suck it?" "Real love sucks, true love swallows." "There are four unbreakable laws of life, the universe, and everything: One, you can always digivolve again. Two, Yamato and Taichi always fight- always, even during the Apocalypse. Three, Ken and Daisuke never fight- never, not even during the Apocalypse. And four, no one knows the question of life, though they do know that the answer is forty-two." "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." "If my arms get ripped off, I'll kick him to death. If my legs get ripped off, I'll bite him to death. If my head gets ripped off, I'll stare him to death. And if my eyes get ripped out, I'll curse him from beyond the grave. Even if it means getting torn to pieces, I'll get Sasuke back from Orochimaru no matter what!" "We wear masks that hide our hurt in self-defense - so we may stay sane in moments of pain." "After a while, people learn to stop caring. It happens to everyone. They teach themselves to not care - because, if you don't care, you can't be disappointed." "Big or small, short or tall, here's what happens to us all; we go to sleep, we close our eyes, and leave behind a nest of flies." "Some people are like slinkies; they're completely and utterly useless, yet they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." “People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk.” "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." "I reject your reality and substitute my own!" "They misunderestimated me!" Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, and so are you. The roses have wilted, the violets are dead. The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head." Story Status When I Come Around- DreamTimeTails has convinced me to make this into a multi-chaptered fic, so all you who wanted more, you're going to be getting it. Eventually. Hiatus! Freaks-Currently under revision. Hiatus! World of War- Hiatus! Absolution- It's not on my profile, but it is on Kaikouken's. It's a great, dark, angsty fic that I'm helping to write. I highly suggest you read it. Lots of blood and gore, beware. | |||||||
1. Nobody's Perfect reviewsKisame is quick to learn that nobody is perfect, not even Itachi. Sometimes figuring out just what those flaws a person has are though takes a little bit of trial, error, and low blows. [KisaIta]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,983 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 6-14-07 - Kisame H. & Itachi U. - Complete2. When I Come Around reviewsAt age 8, Sasuke ran away, was made into a slave, and forbidden to speak. At age 11, he ran into the most beautiful child he had ever seen, and got beat for it. At age 17, he saw that child again, so why is this time different from the last? SasuNaruNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,249 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 5-18-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.3. Freaks » reviewsNaruto is an orphan experiment, and all his past homes have sent him back to the orphanage. Will he finally find a good family? And even if he does, will he be safe? SasuNaru, MPreg, AUNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,027 - Reviews: 173 - Updated: 5-15-07 - Published: 12-27-06 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.4. World of War » reviewsIt started with a book. It ended with a war in which old friends became new enimies, rivals become lovers, and friendships are formed from the strangest places. Now Naruto and his friends must cope as they are sucked into a strange world. Yaoi, SasuNaruNaruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,670 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-13-07 - Published: 3-14-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.