Formerly kickasschicka! formerly Shaye Becker

I'm Shaye Rhymer. 15, though your need to know this is extremely non existent.

I am supremely horrible at updating and I am actually in all probability never going to update again. I am proving extremely ADD on the whole story thing and my mind wanders and my stories sucked anyway.

In theory it's a good idea, in actuality, it's a lot of work and I seem to forget what I'm doing. So. I am actually informing you right here, Don't enjoy my stories. Don't bother reading them. If you like them. Big disapointment because I doubt they'll ever move past their point right now.

I'm a dedicated reader though. Through all my horrible authorness I still manage to read my fave stories once updated. I love them. They are awesome. I read them for a reason.

I made a poem that's from James to Lily tell me what you think.

Okay so far I have seven chapters of my story the red head and the bed head Which is now called Forever and For always. It's about Lily and James and hopefully will go to their lives after Hogwart's. THe newest chapter is rather deep and goes into their feelings. (never to be completed I doubt even though i wrote the last chapter.. :'()

I have three chapters of my story The Vampire Child now. I hope you like it! Spike and Dru have a kid find out how! (not bad but never gonna get any farther. I posted then forgot about the whole thing.)

I also made a story In James' view. It's about James and his feelings. How he feels about Lily and everyting else. I just kind of opened a word file and started typing, not knowing what would come out. If you don't like it tell me how to improve please! And now I have 4 chapters. ( and it's gonna stay that way.)

SORRY I'm soo slow, I have been reading way tooo much. I finished 5 books in about 3 days. I have posted noting in monthes.. if not a year...

BUTTT I do have a fiction press account! And i have a bunch of poems up on that if you want to check that out. Same name.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt!

Quiz Results for Sirius Denial

Umm...I don't really know where to place you. You just lust after Sirius and don't really seem to absorb what is happening when you read anything about him. You are too busy fantasizing...I suppose you are could be in Sirius Denial...

What you would write on a bathroom wall about Sirius Black:
"I heart Sirius!" Hey! It's only because James is long dead okay! I need a shoulder to cry on! And he is there and one thing led to another...

This Quiz is from quizilla here is the code to see if you too are in Sirius Denial...

http://www.quizilla.com/users/kathaania/quizzes/ARE20YOU20IN20SIRIUS20DENIAL3F3F3F20(FOR20ALL20HP20FANS)/

And as hard as I tried to be Mrs. James Potter, they wouldn't hear of poor harry with a different mom, so I shall be married to his Best Friend. Say hello to Mrs. Sirius Black!

http://www.sapphireisle.net/HPQuizzes/HPMale.htm