DADDY'S LITTLE CANNIBAL
September 11th 1990-May 8th 2009
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1542023/Daddys_Little_Cannibal
She will be missed.

Greetings. I am a teenage girl. Obviously, I am nuts and I love to read. I am a jaded cynic and a hopeless romantic. How's that for an oxymoron? I am incredibly anal and I get mad when something disrupts my daily routine. I am a grammar nazi. In my free time, I read, draw, sleep, and fool around online. My laptop is named Fernando. My iPod is named Stella. My cell phone is named Ellen Degeneres. Really. I'm not joking. I can say "hello" in English, French, Italian, Spanish, German, Turkish, and Latin, I can say the word "shit" in French, Spanish, and Italian and I can say the English and French alphabets backwards. I once walked into a pole, said "Excuse me", and got about three feet before I realized what had happened. I love cats. I want to marry Matthew Gray Gubler and have his babies. He's so adorable. If you read my entire profile, I will bake a cake and eat it in your honor.
FAVORITE AUTHORS: Tamora Pierce, Kathy Reichs, Terry Pratchett, Diane Duane, Madeleine L'Engle, Garth Nix
FAVORITE TV SHOWS: The Big Bang Theory, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Bones, The Office, Flashpoint, Numb3rs, House
FAVORITE PAIRINGS:
Bones: Brennan/Booth, Angela/Hodgins
Office: Pam/Jim, Angela/Dwight
NCIS: Ziva/Tony Abby/McGee
Criminal Minds: Garcia/Morgan, JJ/Will
Numb3rs: Amita/Charlie
The Big Bang Theory: Penny/Sheldon
House: Cuddy/Cameron, House/Wilson
FAVORITE QUOTES:
“To write something, you have to risk making a fool of yourself.” - Anne Rice
“It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.” - William Blake
“I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don’t believe I deserve my friends.” - Walt Whitman
“We cannot really love anyone with whom we never laugh.” - Agnes Repplier
“What you risk reveals what you value.” - Jeannette Winterson
“I shut my eyes in order to see.” - Paul Gauguin
“Courage is not the lack of fear but the ability to face it.” - Lt. John B. Putnam, Jr.
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you." Unknown
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." - Clark Gable as Rhett Butler

"Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have." - Aimee Mullins
"Everything here is eatable. Even I am eatable, but that is called cannibalism my dear children and is frowned upon in most civilizations."
- Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka
"In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different."- Coco Chanel
"Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde
"Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one." - Jane Howard
"To know that one life has breathed easier because you lived. This is to have succeeded." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring." - Marilyn Monroe
"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter." - Mark Twain
"Perhaps the feeling that we experience when we are in love represents a normal state. Being in love shows a person who he could be." - Anton Chekhov

HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID:
I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson."

DEATH OF AN OLD AND TRUE FRIEND:
A good friend of mine died recently; I'm really upset. He was a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, because my friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Please mourn with me.
Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
His health declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense took a beating as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense lost the will to live when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
Rest in peace, friend.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man stood up. He said, "When I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you're RED. When you're cold you're BLUE. And when you die you'll be PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.

(~-~If the one thing that matters to you the most in the world is your family and you would do absolutely anything for them, copy this and put it into your profile.~-~)
If your friends are your family and you love all of them the same, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If you absolutely hate when people use "gay" or "retarded" incorrectly, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against racism, copy and paste this into your profile. The only race is humanity.
If you truly believe there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you don't say "I Love You" unless you mean it, copy and paste this in your profile.