This is just the "I'm Not Dead Yet..." update that I tend to send out at the end of the Winter Quarter of every year. I DO plan on posting new chapters at some point between now and the "I am Dead" update, it's just going to be a while. Spring Break is in a few weeks...so I'm thinking that would be the best time for a comeback. Be afraid. Muahahaha.

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I've been thinking about changing my dorky pen-name, but I'm too attached to it because of its sentimental value. Anyway...

Name: I put "Supreme Ruler of the Universe" on my resume but people who attempt to take me seriously call me Chris (with the exception of my mother, who calls me 'stupid').

Age: Too young to drink in the United States (however I can go to war, smoke, buy a gun, drive a car, and vote), but I blessed this world with my presence on 11/26/87.

Occupation: Saving the World (duh). And college student, possible English/Poli-Sci major. Insanity...

Random Stuff: I split my time between doing nothing at home in New York (Manhattan, of course, the real interesting NY, and not the bumblef--k suburbs) and having my soul crushed under the rigorous Core Curriculum that is the hell of UC in Chicago. Lately I've been playing faaar tooooo many video games for my own good, but it's been wonderful.

I write fanfiction for shits and giggles, as writing about characters and places that aren't originally mine makes me unbearably happy, and gives my life deep, profound meaning. That, and I tend to get bored easily.

I'm currently obsessed with Xenosaga, but possible projects involving Kingdom Hearts and Star Ocean may/may not be on the horizon depending on how much time I have to squeeze the terrifying regions of my brain. As for the

Upcoming/Completed Stories:

Borne Up on Angel Wings: COMPLETED! I'll edit it when I feel like it. On September 12, 2005, at 4:49 P.M. United States Eastern Time, Aeris1172 submitted the 100th review to this story. (Super happy victory dance!) This fic marks my return to writing fanfiction, and I never in my wildest dreams expected it to be this successful. For once I can say I'm quite proud of it, and I'm honored that it has inspired some of you to write as well. Get to it! Any comments you have on it are greatly appreciated. Writing it was a joy, and I hope you guys will stick around to read the other stuff I spin-off from this story.

Business Trip: Currently on Hiatus, but I've no intention of discontinuing. Once I'm back in my dorm with all the crazy madness I'll have ample inspiration to finish this insane and rather scary and inappropriately funny piece of potty humor.

The Harmany of Chaos: Work in progress and sequel to Borne Up on Angel Wings. More angst, ass-kicking, and other random stuff that were in BUOAW. Sequels usually suck, so...I'm crossing my fingers here.

I love all my reviewers to death, and I think you're all amazing. You keep me writing!

Wow, that was a crashing bore. Hopefully you're still awake after reading this. Enjoy!