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Valbino
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since: 12-19-06, id: 1184625, Profile edited: 10-01-08
country: United States
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Author has written 18 stories for Naruto, Star Wars, and Clive Barker'.

OHMGAH!! THANKS EVERYONE FOR THE 2K+ Views!! :D it really means alot to me. -heartheartheart-


I'm SO SORRY for not updating as often as I'd like to. However, "lightning" has been updated, and "mirror" will be within a week. Also, school and band and stuff like Science Olympiad are going to be taking up my after-school/work on writing assignment time on the computer.

Hope you guys understand,

Val. C:


Well, added a basic info thingy right thar, below you.

feel free to check out my arts right thar, above you.


Name:answers to Val, Val-Val, red, redwal, jedi, and/or 35

Age:fifteen(

Sex:FEMALE. :U

Hair:Dirty blond/light brown, short.

Eyes:Blue. ;-; but I liek green eyes(and i mean bright green)

Known For: Um. writing that ItachixOC thing? XD also probably for my Chatroom thing. rofl rofl.

Appearance:Usually wearing t-shirt, cords, shoes, glasses. Anything else is if I'm motivated enough to accessorize.

Location: In ur fanfiction, spamming.(actually, the Ever Elusive Elsewhere aka INDIANA-sob, sniff-)

Usually Found:In front of the computer or singing along to music.

Favorite Food: Pepperoni Pizza and skittles plz?(but not together. ew.)

Cool Friends of mine: Dark-dreams-of-love(one of my best friends irl. Also uses nickname of Val on here. OTL'''), wolves of mibu(WOLF-kuuunnnn. SUP?), MaverickBuff(all around made of awesome. I WILL ONE DAY FINISH READING YOUR NARUNARU STORY. I PROMISE.), Shiloh((back for good))(I hope you're doing alright), Stephanelly(my heart goes out to you, once again apologies for cliche'd ness), and ElementUchihaMaster(for being cool and stuff. also, i envy you of your new york ness.).

"Because I want real KFC, not Konohian KFC. Konohian KFC is contaminated with germs of not-kentuckyans therefore giving you AIDS."-Kiba in New Konoha, a MODERN Naruto Story, getting ready to hijack a plane to go to a KFC in Kentucky.

"Stupid reed-suckers messin' it up!!"-One of the many trombone players. orz'''

Alright. Considering my profile contained a LOT of junk, I decided to edit it a lot and add something remotely useful.


This is the story progress section. Basically where you look to see how I'm doing on my most important storyies.

Blindly(Formerly MnI):COMPLETE? 8D ROFL ROFL. Sequel's first chapter's on its way, btw. YAY.

The Chance of Being Struck by Lightning(Formerly LWBiT): Sequel to Blindly. Altered plot if anyone remembers the original versions of my ItachixOC thing. XD

Carbonite: Bringing this star wars tale of mine back from the grave. 8DDD

Silent Noise: Not sure where this is going to go yet. Probably going to be ten or eleven chapters shorter than Itachi story

Chatroom: Plotless. Like Zetsu, Sporadically updates without warning. So it could definitely be several months before I update with the next crack-filled chapter. BUT--! It just so happens that I've got another one coming out soon. Maybe by next week, with a stretch XD

Zetsu!: Definitely not abandoning. ;-; not sure how to completely butcher characters and bring crack to your lives.

Mirror: SasukexOC. My first really serious attempt at angst. I've got an idea running around in my head for some sort of contuation.

Other: ehh...either WB or not going to finish, at this point. Or their oneshots... will probably get the two naruto stories I deleted back up when I give you plot.


POSSIBLE WIPS AND STORY IDEAS THAT MAY MAKE MY MENTAL CHOP BLOCK:

Another Itachi story: I've got an OC and a plot, but not sure how to coax it to where I can write it.

A prequel to 'Blindly': Basically so you readers can understand why Arashi/Maigo did what she did to get to the beginning of 'Blindly', and because I've got enough material to do so. Definitely going to make my chop block, but I have to wait until I get at least 'Blindly' completed so I don't spoil anything of the overall plotline I've got going. Definitely some OCs and a pairing or two.

Some sort of cyberpunk/scifi ish AU thing:Akatsuki centric, has some OCs. Have a barebones plot right now. Not much direction.

Highschool AU type thing: SasuHina, NaruSaku. Based on the game of rock-Paper-Scissors. Don't have enought of a plot yet.


Some 'interesting' facts :

-Favorite band : FAIR TO MIDLAND

-Favorite songs : "Orphan Anthem '86", "Vice/Versa", "Kyla Cries Cologne", "Gaining One," and "Ciperion," all by Fair to Midland.

-I Enjoy Both Yaoi and Het. Yuri if it's Humorous.

-Favorite Naruto Pairings(in no particular order): ItaSaku, ItaKisa, ItaSasu, SasuHina, NaruSaku, InoChou, NejiHina, KisaKuzu, KakuHida, HidaKaku, HidaDei, SasoDei, ItaDei, SasuDei, FEMME!OroSasu, HidaTema, ItaTema(humor-wise), and PeinKonan. (no. of yaoi: 9; no. of het: 9)

-LEAST fav. Naruto Pairings(in descending, for the most part):NaruHina, SasuSaku, ShikaIno, ShikaTema, and pretty much anything BUT what I listed in favorites.

-My favorite genre of music is heavy metal, sometimes alt. rock.

-I hate rap.

-I hate country.

-I hate the US of A, even though I live there(goddamn gov't)

-I hate dancing.

-I love singing(alto ftw)

-I play the french horn & mellophone

-I plan on learning piano/keys

-no, there is nothing you can do to stop me from moving to germany, no matter WHAT Hitler did.

--oohlookitstheamazinglinethatdistractsyourattentionfrommyprofilebyforcingyoutodeciphermyspacelesswordsAMAZING!!--

Profile Quote Thingys

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Neassa, Kimimaro-is-mine,Valbino,

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you're weird and you're proud of it post this into your profile!!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obssesed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

92 percent of american teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile

If you are a self-proclaimed genius, copy and paste into your profile:)

"with all ramblings i hope to continue
receive notice to mumble in person
try to address them as god sends
while refusing to take a recepit
introducing a pilot trained for personal flight
he's led many times, we were all once lead on his pencil
watching birds glide while at the same time shed feathers
plague "homes" when avoided
being the first to take flight at the changing of seasons
these spread wings are the image of false prophets
now i fold seven, and i don't know how it's coming
these must be where i take on the lead
this symbol is revealing and rarely used
here are the papers i've laid out for myself
now i give you my symbol
a small, thin carbon copy
hopefully you'll share your silver lining

- poem by andrew sudderth"

Andrew Sudderth = Vocals of Fair to Midland.




1. Mirror » reviews
SasukexOC. They will save each other from what they fear. Complete.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,048 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-2-08 - Published: 6-3-08
2. The Chance of Being Struck by Lightning » reviews
ItachixOC, sequel to "Blindly." She decided that He was the cause of this, and that She may one day eliminate the Cause. It didn't matter if the Effect was still quite obviously there.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-28-08 - Published: 7-27-08
3. Carbonite »
AU plus OCs equal: Bespin. Cloud City. Duelling. Duality. Firefights. And, most importantly, the Jedi Order and its members.
Star Wars - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-9-08 - Published: 4-17-08
4. Blindly » reviews
ItachixOC. Akunoichi is used in Suna's mission:impossible...because it is convenient. Rated for vague reference to alcohol, nudity, sensual scenes, etc. and so forth...
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,687 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-20-08 - Published: 4-20-08
5. Truth Depends on your Point of View
Drabbleish, probable AU. Itachi explains as Sasuke sits in his cell, wondering exactly who to believe.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-6-08 - Published: 7-6-08
6. Naruto, meet chatroom! Chatroom, meet Naruto! » reviews
Naruto gets a chatroom![oh no] Includes all the genin from Konoha and Suna during chunin exam arc, the Akatsuki, and the Sannin. ref page at beginning so you[coffcoffmecoffcoff] don't get confused....
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,843 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 6-23-08 - Published: 5-29-07
7. Circumstantially » reviews
ItaSaku. Sakura decided to follow Sasuke, who went after Naruto, who was with Jiraiya, who was searching for Tsunade, whom they needed to heal Kakashi, who was incapacitated by Itachi. AU.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-23-08 - Published: 5-29-08
8. Silent Noise » reviews
HidanxOCFRIENDSHIP. A lost girl in a forest, with nowhere to go. Hidan finds her by mischance. Kumogakure spirals out of the Raikage's control. Clashing. Drama. Some recon. The usual stuff.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 8-11-07
9. Ask Xanatos » reviews
title is selfexplanatory. ask Xanatos DuCrion, the smexeh evil overlord of Telos, whatever yoo wish, via review.[Really. Needs more reviews if it is to be continued!] D:D
Star Wars - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-3-08 - Published: 6-2-07
10. Repulsed Fascination » reviews
CandyxCarrion. AU. After all, what beauty is there without something hideous to equal that beauty?
Clive Barker' - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-2-08 - Published: 2-1-08
11. NSA: Naruto Summer Academy » reviews
Val and her friends have been enrolled in the NSA to learn how to better write a ninja tale. what chaos will follow?[based partially off of 'Star Wars Summer School, a delightful fic that I've read over several times...]
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-25-07 - Published: 4-17-07
12. Monotony reviews
[Character Study.] Itachi stood over the corpse of his brother, halfexpecting it to jerk to life and land a killing blow.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-30-07 - Published: 7-30-07
13. Zetsu! » reviews
Basically ZetsuOC with Deidara, Tobi, Itachi, Kisame, and other Akatsuki members sprinkled in. I recommend chugging any liquid within 10 feet before reading.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-27-07 - Published: 4-28-07
14. Reflecting
um. Strange, strange little poem I wrote. Centric on Mammon Hoole :] Hope you enjoy. This is seriously weird. weird. weird Dx
Complete - Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-6-07 - Published: 7-6-07
15. Young Akatsuki » reviews
DISCONTINUED DUE TO MY CRAPPY WRITING. Basically bios of Akatsuki before they were Akatsuki.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-5-07 - Published: 6-2-07
16. Angel
HakuOC oneshot, not even much romance going on there....
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-17-07 - Published: 4-17-07
17. The Forest reviews
umm...AnkoxOro oneshot. was my first writing of any sort of fluff xDDDD
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-23-07 - Published: 3-23-07
18. The semiAkatsuki New Year's Eve Party reviews
Haku steals a certain Uchiha's fanbase. Both of them, actually.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-10-07 - Published: 2-10-07
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