
9 December 2007
Hey, it's an update!
So I have a second story up, called An Old Married Couple, which may or may not be continued, because I'm a lazy bum and currently seriously considering attempts to get a book published. How scary is that?
Some Bunny Loves You probably won't be updated again, because I was randomly reading the rules and it said no song lyrics in fics, so I was like, "Oops." If I do update, the next chapter won't be based on a song. Or it will, but very loosely, and the characters won't be "singing."
Totally random update: You remember me babbling about my second company commander in NJROTC? The one who was a ridiculously tall six foot ten? Yeah, well, he's grown an inch. That makes him a ridiculously tall SIX FOOT ELEVEN. Standing next to him, I get a good idea of how three foot tall hobbits feel...
26 August 2007
Greetings and salutations! (Even though that's a bit redundant, I still love how it sounds. Blame Irish Nobody.)
I'm really quite bored and have nothing better to do--plus I've basically only just now realized that people are wanting to see a bio of me here--so I figured I might as well fill in this big blank space with lots of babbling and maybe even a little bit of information.
I am a college freshman who lives on campus and currently hates her dorm. There's a simple reason: BUGS. Ugh. Lots of them. I have rolly-pollys, crickets, roaches, and little black bug things I think look like a cross between a roach and a centipede thing. It's disgusting. I think I've sprayed more bugs in the past week and a half than I have in the whole of my life back home.
I'm short! Less than five feet. (I'm white too, plus a female, so I'm especially at risk for osteoperosis. Or however you spell it. See, there are downsides to being white!) My characters have a tendency to be short as well; my theory is that since I've never seen the world from a tall person's point of view, I have difficulty imaging it from a tall person's point of view. Unless they're ridiculously tall, of course, like a barbarian or my second company commander in NJROTC, who is currently SIX FOOT TEN. My God that man is tall. Ridiculously so, which is why I used him for an example.
I try to be funny, but it isn't funny. I try to be partially serious and it's laugh-out-loud. Except for my stories--I'm pretty good at purposefully making them funny, but that's usually only after (a) sleep deprivation, (b) lots of sugar, or (c) both.
Hmmm, what else would you want to know about me? I have three sisters, two of which have accounts on this site as well (Irish Nobody and Moggetchan), and the third will probably be joining us at some point in the future.
I also write original fiction, so I am, of course, over at fictionpress.com (under the same penname).
Ooooh, my penname! This has a rather interesting story behind it. See, despite what the little date up at the top of the page says, I've actually been a member of FF.net for nearly six years now (I think...I'm no good at math...)--totally random insert here! I love David Bowie. (You can blame that one on Irish Nobody too.) I mention this because a DB song just came on the radio--but as I was saying, I've been a member far longer than my profile claims. This is because my sister wanted to post some fanfics of her own, and even though I know you're not supposed to share accounts I was like, "What the heck." Then I got busy with my junior/senior year(s) in high school and stopped writing, and gave the account over to my sister because she was using it and I wasn't. So then I made another account for myself and only recently have started using it again, in response to the overwhelming number of slash fanfics in the FR fanfic section (which you probably already know because I said that in the first chapter of Some Bunny Loves You.)
And now I can start talking about my stories!
Okay, so Some Bunny Loves You is the only story I currently have up, and that's more a collection of song-fic-ish-things that are great fun to write. The upcoming third chapter will be using the lyrics of one of Avenue Q's songs. Beware!
I have the plot of another story boiling in my brain, and when I do finally sit down to write it, you can expect it to be something along the lines of SBLY. (In other words, lots of OOCness and most of it written while on a sugar high.) However, it will be a romance, G-rated, and dedicated to my youngest sister (the one who may be joining the rest of us on this site). I've gotten her addicted to R.A.S. (you'd better know who he is if you're reading my story), and also to romance...but she can't read anything I've written. This story will be all for her, and she is the only one I'll be trying to please. I'll just be putting it up in case any of your younger siblings would like to read something like that as well. (I've already directed her toward She-Cat's stories, which were some of the first FR fanfics I read, so hold a special place in my heart. Same with Dave's things.)
There's another story that in the works for the final time, which some of you may recognize: A Realm of Impossibilities. I've been working on it since before I joined FF.net, and I've posted and re-posted it about four times. I've decided that that's simply too frustrating for both me and my readers, so I'm currently re-writing it, and will have it all written when I finally post the first chapter(s). I will, however, be posting it one chapter at a time, because I like hearing feed-back from y'all. (Yes, I am cruel, but think of it this way: since it'll all be written already, you won't have to wait weeks and weeks for the next chapter! Only a week between chapters--I plan on updating it every Friday/Saturday.)
Eh, I'm all blabbed out for now. That's how things stand with Tiggermyk for now. I hope to see you in the future!