FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination| Desdemona Kakalose |
Author has written 39 stories for Xiaolin Showdown, Avatar: Last Airbender, Naruto, Invader Zim, Death Note, Jhonen Vasquez, Ben 10, and Futurama. Hey y'all! I like many many things. I'm rather surprised that you care enough to read this, but I suppose one or two of my stories HAVE gathered a small following... What do you need to know about me? -I love to pair up enemies and rivals. Observe the MXN, ZADR, and LXLight for a start. -I like yaoi, but I also like het and yuri. (Nny/Devi and GATR, for example.) -Basically, I'll read anything that's written well and has interesting characters. -I am a TERRIBLE updater. TERRIBLE. The only way things ever get done on time is if they're already long written when I start publishing. -I'm seventeen, but I have no personal experience in romance. How do I write all the romantic stories, then? How the Hell should I know? I just write 'em. -I SUPPORT UNUSUAL PAIRINGS! ie: OrochiKabu--Kabuto's undying devotion coupled with... stuff makes a lot of sense. Uchihacest--I can see it, can't you? We already know sasuke is gay. DAGR- as in "Dib and Gaz" because who else believes Dib? And if he's not Gay... (if you agree, read Daggers). GAGR- it's twisted and cute at the same time! Scri/Edgar- okay, so maybe it's not 'unusual', just very old. Can't beat the classics. And Vargas is THE classic. http://desdemonakakalose.deviantart.com/ is my Deviantart account. I have some halfway descent stuff. GO THERE Story statuses: Angel Born in Hell: Long completed. So many fond memories of this one... I actually got class credit for writing it, which forced me to update regularly. It's over, but seeing as it was the start of everything else... Well, it had to get a blurb. It began as a poem, obviously, and a got a couple reviews asking for a story to match. Then it became a chance for me to clear Jack Spicer's good name to the world! Okay, cut me some slack, I was in eighth grade and in love with a cartoon villain. Tick for Tack: Despite the fact that it has been nearly a year since my last update, this story is not abandoned! It is merely sleeping after being hit over the head with Real Life and is just now resurfacing from its coma. The story was written in the begining to provide basic knowlege of the IZ universe, but quickly became my outlet for all the things I wanted to see done in the fandom. Bullet With Butterfly Wings: (BWBW) is currently on indefinate hiatus. My inspiration has, ironically enough, being dried up by the very small following I've gathered. Too many expectations! Whilst I grapple with my insecurities and school, readers will have do do without. That shouldn't be hard. The story was written in response to an AMV of Death Note. I saw this video before I even knew what the show's title was, and I mistakenly believed that L was the murderer and Light was the detective. Thus, BWBW was born. Eternity in a Pickle Jar: I'm a slow updater by nature. This one is getting new chapters whenever the inspiration strikes me, so the chapter posts are erratic. However, I have a deep love for this story, and I can work myself up to it by listening to MSI. The idea was simply that there were currently two (count 'em, TWO) fics for this pairing, and I was apalled by that. SO. EIPJ was born, and took on a life of its own. I just love Edgar. WIP Phantasmaphilia: this... I probably shouldn't have started. I really like it, but it's a fanfiction of a fanfiction... which makes securing an audience hard. See, the whole thing started from a drawing of Edgar and Scriabin I drew on pink paper, and then I had to write a scene to match it, and then I had to write a chapter, and before you know it... BAM. I blame Scriabin. He's addictive. Complete now, but I may go back and revise it one day. The Change this is currently what I'm all about. All my free time goes into writing and editing future chapters (the whole 'writing in advance' thing worked very well for BWBW, until I ran out of chapters, so I tried it again here). It is based in the universe of the novel Dies the Fire, or more broadly The Change Series. It started with the thought that Johnny would probably do well in the post-apocalyptic-world-of-tommorow, and spun off from there. I hadn't intended it to be a romance, but it's kinda turned into one. WIP One Little Song: It actually has a follow-up chapter. I decided not to make it a multi-chapter, but I didn't like it as a two-shot, so... the second chapter remains on Deviantart and will not be added to FFnet. My Bevin enthusiasm crashed as the show went on. It got to be a hassle to simply watch the episodes. Blah. ZADR Anthology: my deep abiding shame. A few of you MAY remember it... but I hope not. I got fed up with the reminder and deleted it in september. Gay marriage: 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... -- | |||||||||
1. Sick reviewsOne of the greatest ironies of life is that you never really know what kind of disturbing things the man sitting beside you might be thinking. And you think you can trust him, you poor fool. Jimmy/Edgar, very much mature.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-15-09 - Edgar V. & Jimmy - Complete2. Voice in Violins reviewsHe said, "Ah, children, be afraid to go to bed prayerless, lest the devil lie with you". And his voice was the hum of a violin, his lips the taste of piano. Edgar was, as always, powerless in the end. Scriabin/EdgarJhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-10-09 - Edgar V. - Complete3. The Change » reviewsIt's a cruel world, and no one knows it better than humanity’s emotional sewer system, Johnny C. But floods are a thing of the past, and the world is spiraling out of control. It seems like maybe, this time, the lights have gone out for good .Nny/Devi.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,498 - Reviews: 129 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 3-14-09 - Johnny C. & Devi D.4. Eternity in a Pickle Jar » reviewsThey say that everyone gets a second chance, they say that everyone dies. But what they don't say is whether you still get that second chance after death. It would be nice to think so, wouldn't it? A less-than-divine comedy. Jimmy/EdgarJhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,550 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 10-25-09 - Published: 9-5-08 - Jimmy & Edgar V.5. Two to Tango reviewsGod is a DJ, life is a dance floor. Maybe it's just the punch, but for the first time, Dib is thinking about what's really going on. ZADR, but in a clueless sort of way.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-15-09 - Dib & Zim - Complete6. Phantasmaphilia » reviews."Oh, Edgar. Poor, dear, down-trodden Edgar. You lack perspective, my dear. Let's get lost in thought--I will be your tour guide." Vargas style almost-slash, AU. Scriabin makes an oddly good Cheshire cat.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,801 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-9-09 - Published: 9-27-08 - Edgar V. - Complete7. Eyes Meet Across the Galaxies reviewsIf you look into the eyes of a stranger for too long, you begin to see yourself. If you are enemies for long enough, you will find that you are friends. If you fight someone for such a time, you begin to see their soul. And where there is one is two. ZAD?Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-1-09 - Dib & Zim8. Somethings reviewsI do not know if we are toys to our Gods, but I do know that we are Gods to our toys. And for the sake of such devotion, many horrors could be committed.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-19-09 - Squee & Shmee - Complete9. Glass Eyes reviewsTell us, Devi. What's it like dating a serial killer?Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-11-09 - Devi D. & Johnny C. - Complete10. Pay for It reviewsBefore Johnny C came along and screwed everyone over, Jimmy had just been weird. Really weird, if you asked his neighbors. -slashy-Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-21-09 - Edgar V. & Jimmy - Complete11. Angels on the Moon reviewsIt seems like every year he adds another name to the list, because everyone he cares about leaves too goddamn soon. It's not hopeless, though. And his dreams are filled with spectacular visions, dreams of angels on the moon. .ZADR.Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-16-09 - Dib & Zim12. Spirals reviewsThey turn in ever tightening circles, around and around and around... until suddenly, they reach the end. And like a spiral, they will cycle though over and over until the truth comes out. GATR Gaz and Tak romanceInvader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-10-09 - Tak & Gaz - Complete13. Bullet With Butterfly Wings » reviewsTwo possible endings, two worlds apart. A single bullet, tilted centimeters too far. A boy destined for greatness, and a man destined for the shadows. The beat of a butterfly's wing. How easily do the fates tangle their thread? AU, LxLight, hiatusDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,215 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 4-2-09 - Published: 7-13-08 - Light Y. & L14. On the River Styx reviewsI think I've spent too long reading myth books. I'm starting to see us as if we were tragic figures in a Greek play. As if there were an 'us' at all. Himeros, Anteros. Love and Hate. One day, I'll explain it to you. I swear on the river Styx. oneshot.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-6-09 - Mello & Near - Complete15. How To Fall in Love reviewsOne cold, still night, two boys lay on the hood of a car, like so many nights before. The brilliant white moon above casts shadows all around them, and they find themselves wondering, in different ways, how exactly one falls in love. BevinBen 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-25-08 - Ben T. & Kevin - Complete16. Logical reviewsIt all made sense, if you looked at it the right way. He should have seen it coming, but then again, who could have? All he knew was that somewhere between those agonizing shades of gray, he'd found black. Too late, though. Too late. ..oneshot..Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-18-08 - L & Misa A. - Complete17. Bironic » reviewsHe always did have a way with words... maybe that can win her back? It's worth a shot, isn't it? .letters in verse. Nny/Devi, Death and The Lady. Warning, angry limeriks ahead.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-6-08 - Published: 7-14-08 - Johnny C. & Devi D. - Complete18. Eight Days a Week reviewsIt's a beautiful day! The birds are chirping, the sun is shining, and Kevin is... singing? But all things considered, this might be the perfect oportunity for Ben Tennyson to learn a little something about his mysterious teammate. Smacks of BevinBen 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-1-08 - Kevin & Ben T. - Complete19. A Place reviewsEven a strong person has weak moments... And when no one's there too hear you, it's not so hard to admit. You can't save everyone, but maybe, just maybe, you can be saved. .mild Bevin oneshot, Kevin-centric, a dash of sad and sweet.Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-24-08 - Kevin & Ben T. - Complete20. Nobody's Watching » reviewsWho are you when no one is watching? What are you when when the cameras turn away? .one shot. very minor hints of LxLight. One chapter for L, and one for Light.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-21-08 - Published: 4-9-08 - L & Light Y. - Complete21. Tick for Tack » reviewsWanna know the REAL story? Hear it straight from the Irken's mouth: Reincarnation, cloning, alien romance! We got it all, ya dig? .ZADR, mild. During a bout of truce, Dib trades information with Zim. Cameos, should be updated soon.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,795 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 6-30-08 - Published: 6-24-07 - Dib & Zim - Complete22. Scylla and Charybdis reviewsA rock and a hard place. Ben is Charybdis -a whirlpool sucking him down to a watery grave; Gwen is Scylla -a many headed serpent, with one friendly face and six hungry ones. There's no way to tell which is safer, and there's no way out. Bevin, oneshotBen 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-11-08 - Ben T. & Kevin - Complete23. I Trust You reviewsOne too many rejections, Fry. You don't need her. Trust me, Bender knows. Just trust me... Never argue. Bender/Fry oneshotFuturama - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-6-08 - Fry, P. & Bender R. - Complete24. The Trials of Temptation reviewsKevin contemplates his new life, and the uncomfortable situation it's put him into... "Is it any wonder?" .one shot. bevin and a bit o' gwevin, not that it's really that simple...Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-27-08 - Ben T. & Kevin - Complete25. Save Him If I Could reviewsA Vargas spin-off. He'd been tricked, obviously--the System is capricious, and Scriabin was in its way. Edgar made his decision, and he can't stop him, can't save him. You never get it till it's too late. Inspired by JCS, Judas' death. human!ScriJhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-23-08 - Johnny C. & Edgar V. - Complete26. The Monkey's Folly reviewsOne more petty argument, and L's ready to try a new method. In the style of old Jesus and Aesop themselves, a fable can save the day. Maybe. NearxMello. sarcasm and so on. oneshot.Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-9-08 - Near & Mello - Complete27. La Petite Mort reviewsBefore the sun itself, the final showdown wreaks its bloody love. I can't live with you and I won't live without you, so join me in Hell, my dear. But permit me... one final request? ZADR .The little death.Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-6-08 - Zim & Dib - Complete28. Angel Born In Hell » reviewsA new Wu is revealed, and it puts Kimiko in an unexpected position. Haven't you always wondered? Who is jack, really? How did he become who he is? jackxkimiko, flashback centric, some pretty dark areasXiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,383 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 4-25-08 - Published: 1-6-07 - Jack & Kimiko - Complete29. Dive reviewsOne of my infamous drabbles. This time, a GAGR. No man alive can move Gaz's icy heart, but one android has just what it takes. 300 wordsInvader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-1-08 - Gaz & Gir - Complete30. The Irken Lament reviewsThere's no controling things you take for granted, and in the end, all we can do is remember... your last hope, my last barrier, all our battles and dreams... all interred with the corpse. It is the living who have lost. ZADR if you look for it. Gaz.Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-2-08 - Zim & Dib - Complete31. Inspiration » reviewsa bunch of charactor based poems. Created to explore the 'purpose' of each charactor. Haku. Written with gaara, sasuke, neji, sakura, Kabuto. one shots, pretty good poetry if i do say so myself , charactor death obviously, and one yaoi alertNaruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-8-07 - Published: 1-15-07 - Kabuto Y. & Neji H. - Complete32. Universal Weakness reviewsWhen you rule that love is weakness, you can't afford to look weak... The sweet taste of hypocrisy. 100 words. RAPR.Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-5-07 - Red & Purple - Complete33. Hatred Incarnate reviewsI am Balance, I am Hate... I can never show my Emotions, never tell you... This is who we are. .invite yourselves in. Short DAGRInvader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-18-07 - Gaz & Dib - Complete34. Pain reviewsA classic Dib and Tak story. Tak makes it back for her ship, but she's different... she's missing something. Want a bit of insight into the minds of our favorite characters? oneshot semiimplied romance dark, hints at selfabuse, songfic reloadedInvader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-8-07 - Dib & Tak - Complete35. Being Numb reviewsHe'd always known that Real Science was bad. He just hadn't realized exactly how horrible it could be. Or what it could do to him. -oneshotInvader Zim - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-5-07 - Dib & Prof. Membrane - Complete36. standardised testing of DOOM reviewsthis is a story about what could happen if you put zim through standardized testing. funny in a round about sort of way. oneshot zadf friendship not really romance written a while backInvader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-16-07 - Zim & Dib - Complete37. poetry pains, a Dib story reviewswhen your eighth grade lannguage arts teach gets really angry with the class, who has to suffer? Dib does, thats who. what can one poem say about a person and how they've changed? oneshot, a poem centric zadr fluffish age proggresion storyInvader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-8-07 - Dib & Zim - Complete38. cold reviewsgaara finnaly confronts the cause of his confusion. not telling who. if you can't figure it out then you arent paying attention. songfic oneshot slash? it's gay anywaysNaruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-18-07 - Gaara & Lee R. - Complete39. Zuko's letter reviewsA while back, Zuko stayed in an earth nation town. In the end he liberated the people from a group of thugs, while allowing its citizens to find out who he really was. The ending didn't feel right so this is my finnish.one shot letter form. duh,no romanceAvatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-7-07 - Zuko & Lee - Complete
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