My Internet is down again!! NOOOOOOOOOOO! Damn the cursed chances!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN IT!!!
I'm sorry, readers... I'm typing up chapter as fast as I can. Hopefully by the time I get my Internet working again, it'll be worth the wait. ...The long...miserable...torturing wait...
Thanks for visiting my profile...well, here it is:
My name's Jessyca...a candycane-addicted, pink-loathing, Murtagh-obsessed teen from the USA. Here's a little bit about me...
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Height: 5.6 and 3/4 (I take that 3/4 of an inch with pride!!)
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Brunette (even though many say I should be blonde...)
State of Energy: ...either extremely hyper or very pensive. No in-between.
Tendency to Run Into Walls: High
Tendency to Run Into Poles: Even higher.
State of Oblivion: Highest.
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Hobbies: Drawing, reading, writing, annoying Evan (people from Smith Flat should know him..), standing in the rain, bickering with my best friend, kicking my brother out of the room, hanging with my friends, complaining, making snide comments about the Eragon movie, camping under the stars, and saying "Lobster Mobster."
Obsessions: Braveheart, Ireland, Murtagh, eggnog, squirrels, anything shiny, Ireland, boxes, Rock, the Internet, toasters, Ireland, anything medieval, sarcasm, Scotland, and rain( Oh, and did I mention Ireland?).
Ultimate All-time Fears: Barbies...Mrs. B...Barney (aka the dreaded Triple-B's). Also, shopping and cities---I'ma mountian girl =D.
Hates(I'm not a lover, I'm a hater): Pink, President Bush...anything ultra-girly.
Other:
I want to be a marine biologist when I grow up.-------------------(grow up. Me. Ha! As if I could ever be mature...XD)
Or, if not that, a psychologist.
I know everything there is to know about the Giant Squid(Archeteuthis Dux)...at least everything that we've discovered so far.
I am clueless.
I am obvilious.
I escaped from the Asylum...heh heh heh...
My archenemy is a third grader. (Steffen! Hss!)
My aim sucks----and I'm proud of it!!!!!!
I think squirrels will one day rule the world.
...Once they kick Starbucks and McDonalds off the throne.
I think Durza is the all-time most awesomest, bestest villian of all.
I KNOW that monkeys are out to get me.
---Same thing with pigeons.
I want Arya to die. Same thing with Nasuada, if she gets Murtagh.
MURTAGH IS MINE!!! ALL MINE!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!
"Lobster Mobster" is definitely all mine. BACK OFF, RIPPER-OFFERS!!!!
I know "Lobster Mobster" a stupid saying and no-one would want it anyway, but you can never be too careful. ---ponders that a moment----On second thought, you can. DON'T BE PARANOID! PLAY WITH ALLIGATORS! RUN FROM A CHARGING BULL BLINDFOLDED! DO ANYTHING STUPID AND DANGEROUS!!!!! In short, watch Jackass, Jackass Number Two, and the Dudesons and do anything they do---but if you lose a few limbs, don't blame me! Have fun!
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"We used to be together, now I'm simply surrounded." -AFI
"Is there something I should know, or have I just seen too much?" -AFI
"Hey, Miss Murder can I, hey, Miss Murder can I, make beauty stay if I take my life?" -Miss Murder, AFI song
"Every man dies...not every man really lives." -William Wallace, Braveheart
"The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked!" -Stephen, Braveheart
"The Almighty says don't change the subject and just answer the fucking question." -Stephen, Braveheart
"A son does not choose his father!" -Murtagh, Eragon
Black Knight: "Have at it, you!"
King Authur: "Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!"
Black Knight: "Yes I have."
King Authur: "Look!!"
Black Knight: "It's just a flesh-wound!" -Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Look, an undead monkey!" -Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest
Cuban soldier: "Alright, alright! I'm your god damned prisoner!"
African soldier: "I don't want you! You're a...You're a shitty prisoner!" -the Gods Must be Crazy II
"Don't want to be an American Idiot, don't want a nation under the new Media!"-American Idiot, Greenday song
"Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics; I can assure you mine are greater still." -Einstein
"Leprechauns are slowly taking over the world..." -Sarah
"I think the reason we aren't getting any snow is because the snow-gods are angry. We need a sacrafice. All in favor of Douglass?" -Katherine
"It's not a giant golf ball! It's a geometric sphere!" -Evan, freaking out after something refers to the "giant golf ball" in Disneyworld, Florida
"Sissy! Sissy, wake up! Wake up, Sissy!" -Thomas, my 2-year-old brother, at 4 in the morning
"Show me on your contract where it says 'life is supposed to be fair.'" -Mom
"----holds up two fingers----You're doing three things wrong, David! THREE THINGS!" -Mrs. Stinnet
"Oh, dear God! Resse is on a sugar high! EVERYBODY RUN!!!!!" -Carin
"Are you depressed in any way, shape, or form? Are you grieved to a point that you have thoughts of suicide? If so, call 1-800-WONDER! We can turn that frown upside down!" -Kayla
"Jess...your dog is humping his dog-bed..."-Lex "Wha--BOB! STOP!" -Me
"Die, Anti-Feminists! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE...!" -Kimi
"Suuufication, lack of ventalation! Suuufication, wooooooooh! First you take a pillow case then you put it on your face, go to bed, then your dead, woooooooh!" -Lizzy, singing the "Suffication" song
"Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes." -Omar "---sniff---That is SO true..." -Lex
"All hail the raptor god!" -Kayla
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