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since: 12-20-06, id: 1185249, Profile edited: 10-03-08
country: Norway
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Author has written 29 stories for Harry Potter, and A Knight's Tale.

Hello all! Welcome to my profile. Hope you find something useful :-)

News: (4/10) I added "Royal Visit", a oneshot originally posted on my LJ. It has been edited a little.

See my LJ for updates on what I'm doing. More stories are in the works.


My Forum I Came Here For An Argument! was created because I love discussing Harry Potter. There will be questions will be about fanfiction (slashy questions for example about the characters/pairings) or general HP movies/books.

Newest question on the forum (though previous questions are always open if you wan to answer them): Why do we love to abuse Harry?

The Seven Deadly Sins of Fandom: I have created my own rec-list. The Seven Deadly Sins of Fandom, which can be found on my LJ. "You are committing a deadly sin if you haven't read the following." This is just for fun and my own personal favourites. Feel free to steal the idea and create your own. Don't forget to send me the link ;-)


Here is all the information you need before you set out to (hopefully) enjoy my stories

Fandom: Harry Potter, obviously. I may write a crossover with Lord of the Rings at some point, though.

Warnings: Slash! This means that all my stories (save one) contain homosexual relationships in some form. Furthermore I advise you to read the warnings at the beginning of each story even though none of my fics contain very mature themes. That way we can all avoid feeling insulted or angry, and I get to avoid flames. See, everybody wins.

Style: I like character development, and sometimes it may seem like my stories are a little long (though I don't think so at all), but every scene is needed to bring the character to the place I want him/her (okay, him, let's be honest) at the climax. I generally like to switch between POVs as it suits the story, so that sometimes you know what's going on, and sometimes it's a mystery. That's another thing, even though some things are unexplained in the beginning everything always becomes clear in the end! A lot of my stories are like that and I like the suspense it creates. I like characters with secrets.

Language: I am Norwegian, but I read and wrote English years before my family moved back to Norway and I started Norwegian school. Mostly the mistakes in my fics are just typos, but you should still feel free to point them out.

Beta: Victory by grace is helping me with "Mulligan". Any fics before that I have had to proofread myself, but my sister usually helps me with style/plot. Note that the earlier fics have more typos as I wasn't as thorough with them.

My lj: On LJ (my user name is the same as here) I'll be posting fics I haven't posted here before, as well as some other stuff that's too racy for FF. Same warnings etc as above apply. Most notably "Harry Potter and the Heart Diamond" is posted there, which was written pre-DH and is my own take on the horcruxes. See my homepage.

My current stories: none at the moment

Fanfic begets fanfic!: Those of you who have been to my LJ and read "Harry Potter and the Heart Diamond" will perhaps be interested to know that Aria DC al Fine has written an alternative ending to the story. I have to say I am very flattered that someone liked my story that much. And I also very much enjoyed reading "The Parable". It was beautifully written so I definately recommend it. If you would like to read "The Parable " remember to leave feedback for the author!


The rest is pointless info about me, so you are free to skip ahead to the fanfiction! Please remember to read warnings and notes! They are there for a reason!

My name: When I first started my life on the Internet I decided to translate my real name into a elven name. I started rummaging through elvish dictionaries and discovered that "Elpin" (if I remember correctly) is the elvish version of "Christ". And onto that I added the ending -oine. Then I added a hobbit last name and voilà: Elpinoine Hardbottle, or Elpin for short. Now for the bonus question: can you work out what my real name is?

About me: I am 21 years old and study history at university. If you would like to know more you'll have to be nice to me :-) I

Please feel free to e-mail me about anything, even if you just want to discuss something Harry Potter related :-)

Now off you go! Read and enjoy! (and maybe even review at the end? yeah, I know, I had to say it)




1. A Royal Visit reviews
This was written while getting drunk with my friends watching the movie I have proofread it after William/Prince Edward slash, set after Joseline's "better a girl with a flower than boy with a stick" comment. RATED M, MALE on MALE sexual situations!
Complete - A Knight's Tale - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-3-08 - Published: 10-3-08
2. Mulligan » reviews
Harry/Lucius slash, with slight Harry/Draco. Draco breaks up with Harry and the Boy Who Got Voldy is devastated. He has a plan to make things right again, but he ends up going a little further than planned. Because every writer needs a time-turner fic!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,267 - Reviews: 475 - Updated: 7-8-08 - Published: 1-17-08
3. Summer Peace reviews
First scene based on scenes from the German film Summer Storm. Harry and Ron enjoy their summer, but when Harry reacts violently to a suggestion Ron decides he wants to help. Implied child abuse. Slash. Ron/Harry. Warnings/author's note inside.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-29-08 - Published: 3-29-08
4. A Study Of Evil reviews
Written for Villainy 100 on LJ. 100 word drabbles about the life of Tom Riddle/Voldemort, 5 per ch. warnings: slash, het, angst, abuse and overall dark. Additional warnings with each drabble. A look into the twisted mind of Tom Riddle
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-6-08 - Published: 2-6-08
5. The Scios Totalus of Legend » reviews
Snape finds Harry witnessing his humiliation in the pensive [in fifth year], but before he throws the boy out he uses a very old and mythical artefact to get his revenge, only it doesn't turn out quite the way he planned. Slash Not graphic before HP is 17
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,367 - Reviews: 1013 - Updated: 12-9-07 - Published: 9-3-07
6. Branded For You reviews
Deathly Hallows Spoilers! I changed the scene with Voldemort and Snape just before the chapter The Prince's Tale SSDM and pre SSDMHP slash. Oneshot. Harry follows them to Dumbledore's office and overhears their conversation. Why did Draco join Voldemort?
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-21-07 - Published: 10-21-07
7. Bound By Prophecy » reviews
During the final battle the Dark Lord is killed, as is Harry Potter. Draco mourns the death of his love. That is where the story should have ended, but it's not. It has barely begun. Disregards ENDING of HBP and all of DH. SLASH HPDM reborn!Harry COMPLETE
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,100 - Reviews: 187 - Updated: 8-17-07 - Published: 7-25-07
8. Lucius Malfoy Is My Husband » reviews
The war's been over for quite some time. Harry's hardly ever seen, but one day he shows up at the Weasleys with something important to tell them: He's married! SLASH LMHP LuciusHarry with a side surprise pairing. This story is complete.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,590 - Reviews: 137 - Updated: 8-11-07 - Published: 7-26-07
9. The Heart of a Gryffindor? » reviews
What if instead of your whole family being Slytherin and you being in Gryffindor, it was the other way around? This story is about Simon, in the same year as Sirius, who doesn't hate his family, but his house. Who does he blame?Who does he fall for?Slash
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,869 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-20-07 - Published: 12-27-06
10. Lost and Found reviews
Harry loses a very personal piece of parchment revealing his feelings for one Draco Malfoy. A certain Slytherin finds it and the whole school is witness to his reaction. One shot. SLASH. Happy ending. Rated just to be safe. [I know the title is unoriginal
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 6-17-07 - Published: 6-17-07
11. What Harry Wants » reviews
Harry wakes up after Voldermort is destroyed. Everyone is happy and alive, including Sirius, who helps Harry as his legs heal. Harry is changed, however, and Sirius doesn't know what to do. Slash. Ignores HBP, though not OoTP. Twoshot.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,201 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 6-4-07 - Published: 3-26-07
12. The Dare No One Dared To Dare reviews
Oneshot. Slash. RLSB. Truth or dare [yeah, I know, shut up] Sirius dares Remus something that no one has EVER dared to do before. What will it reveal? And how will Remus get his revenge? And most importantly: Will he do it? Rated T for safety.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 6-4-07 - Published: 6-4-07
13. Betrayal reviews
Short ficlet where Draco sends Lucius one last letter. Not really sure where it fits in with the books. Assume Lucius escapes or is released from Azkaban. Warning: can be read as slash, but can also be completely nonpairing! Angst, implied character death
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-30-07 - Published: 5-30-07
14. Always Look Like This » reviews
After Harry casts an unexpected spell in a duel Draco reveals a secret. Later Harry stumbles upon another. After Christmas Draco returns changed. Does the Slytherin have even more secrets to reveal? Slash HPDM
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,577 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 4-22-07 - Published: 2-24-07
15. Second Look » reviews
Draco thinks he's found the perfect prank, but he's caught and his punishment is to take care of a fiveyearold Harry. His views on the Boy Who Lived, along with the GoldenTrio changes, but what happens when Harry returns? Will he change loyalties? SLASH
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,339 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 4-22-07 - Published: 4-16-07
16. Dr Draco and Mr Malfoy » reviews
An apparating class gone wrong and suddenly there are TWO Dracos! One with the good traits and one with the bad. Only problem is that no one realizes what's wrong... at first. HPDM slash fic. Complete!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,594 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 4-1-07 - Published: 1-20-07
17. Getting A Kiss reviews
Very short one shot, slash, RLSB, pure dialogue. A very short conversation between the puppies. Sirius tries to get a kiss, the Sirius Black way, which is really the drunken way.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-12-07 - Published: 3-12-07
18. The Ending reviews
The way I think the books have to end. [The situation not the actual words or scene.] It's a little sad I guess, but I wasn't actually going for sad. Oh, well. Very short and my first nonslash fic.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-11-07 - Published: 3-11-07
19. Losing Points, Gaining Something Else » reviews
The Slytherins and Gryffindors wake up to find fifty points gone from both houses. Everybody is wondering why, except two students, both being very quiet about the whole situation. What happened? SLASH HPDM.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,400 - Reviews: 244 - Updated: 2-21-07 - Published: 1-30-07
20. Unrequited? reviews
One Shot RemusSirius Slash. Sirius tells his friends he's gay. Remus starts avoiding him. Over the summer something changes. Crap title, crap summary. The first fic I ever wrote a long time ago.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-16-07 - Published: 2-16-07
21. Draco's Last Battle » reviews
The war is over. A lot has happened to Draco, and a lot is still to come. How will the last year at Hogwarts affect him? Slash. DMHP. Draco will be a little OOC because the war will have affected him a lot. Complete!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,646 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 1-21-07 - Published: 1-2-07
22. Nurse Draco reviews
Harry is hurt while on a mission and it falls on Draco to nurse him back to health. Arguing, embarrassment and fluff ensues! Slash, one shot. Oh, and Draco's joined the Order in this one.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 1-17-07 - Published: 1-17-07
23. Two Marauders In A Bed reviews
A one shot inspired by the South Park episode Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub. So yeah, it's slash. JamesSirius.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-10-07 - Published: 1-10-07
24. Just rumours reviews
A short one shot between Remus and Sirius. Is Sirius really the stud of Hogwarts that everybody assumes he is? Slash.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-5-07 - Published: 1-5-07
25. Snowball fight reviews
One shot. The title really says it all. Slash RemusSirius. Check the note inside for details.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-5-07 - Published: 1-5-07
26. Jealousy » reviews
Remus is jealous. Being drunk doesn't help matters. Add a game of I never, and the others learn new things about Mr. Lupin. SLASH.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 1-4-07 - Published: 12-29-06
27. Best New Years Ever reviews
Just a short one shot about Remus' seventhyear New Years Eve. Slash, but nothing graphic. Just sweet fluff. RLSB
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-2-07 - Published: 1-1-07
28. Explosive results reviews
After a very fortunate accident in Potions Sirius learns some interesting new things about his Moony. Slashy fluff.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 12-26-06 - Published: 12-26-06
29. Christmas Remus reviews
Sirius runs away from home and sees Remus getting into the Christmas Spirit! Rating T just to be safe as this is my first story published here. OneShot
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-26-06 - Published: 12-26-06
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