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Author has written 32 stories for Harry Potter, and A Knight's Tale. Hello all! Welcome to my profile. Hope you find something useful :-) News: My story "Lost and Found" has also been translated into Czech, which is awesome. :D Someone has translated "Getting A Kiss" into Czech! I am amazed by this and it's cool to try and read even if I don't understand it. If anyone does understand and wants to read, here is the link. Thanks so much to the translator! That's so cool. Now I know what the word for drunk is in Czech, ;) My Forum I Came Here For An Argument! was created because I love discussing Harry Potter. There will be questions about fanfiction (slashy questions for example about the characters/pairings) or general HP movies/books. Newest question on the forum (though previous questions are always open if you wan to answer them): Threesomes, crowded or hot? The Seven Deadly Sins of Fandom: I have created my own rec-list. The Seven Deadly Sins of Fandom, which can be found on my LJ. "You are committing a deadly sin if you haven't read the following." This is just for fun and my own personal favourites. Feel free to steal the idea and create your own. Don't forget to send me the link ;-) Here is all the information you need before you set out to (hopefully) enjoy my stories Fandom: Harry Potter, obviously. I may write a crossover with Lord of the Rings at some point, though. And I have a oneshot about 'A Knight's Tale' Warnings: Slash! This means that all my stories (save one) contain homosexual relationships in some form. Furthermore I advise you to read the warnings at the beginning of each story even though none of my fics contain very mature themes. That way we can all avoid feeling insulted or angry, and I get to avoid flames. See, everybody wins. Style: I like character development, and sometimes it may seem like my stories are a little long (though I don't think so at all), but every scene is needed to bring the character to the place I want him/her (okay, him, let's be honest) at the climax. I generally like to switch between POVs as it suits the story, so that sometimes you know what's going on, and sometimes it's a mystery. That's another thing, even though some things are unexplained in the beginning everything always becomes clear in the end! A lot of my stories are like that and I like the suspense it creates. I like characters with secrets. Language: I am Norwegian, but I read and wrote English years before my family moved back to Norway and I started Norwegian school. Mostly the mistakes in my fics are just typos, but you should still feel free to point them out. Beta: Victory by grace is helping me with "Mulligan". Any fics before that I have had to proofread myself, but my sister usually helps me with style/plot. Note that the earlier fics have more typos as I wasn't as thorough with them. Hidden Lily is now helping me with "A Gentleman's Gentleman" :) My lj: On LJ (my user name is the same as here) I'll be posting fics I haven't posted here before, as well as some other stuff that's too racy for FF. Same warnings etc as above apply. Most notably "Harry Potter and the Heart Diamond" is posted there, which was written pre-DH and is my own take on the horcruxes. See my homepage. The rest is pointless info about me, so you are free to skip ahead to the fanfiction! Please remember to read warnings and notes! They are there for a reason! My name: When I first started my life on the Internet I decided to translate my real name into a elven name. I started rummaging through elvish dictionaries and discovered that "Elpin" (if I remember correctly) is the elvish version of "Christ". And onto that I added the ending -oine. Then I added a hobbit last name and voilà: Elpinoine Hardbottle, or Elpin for short. Now for the bonus question: can you work out what my real name is? About me: I am 21 years old and study history at university. If you would like to know more you'll have to be nice to me :-) I Please feel free to e-mail me about anything, even if you just want to discuss something Harry Potter related :-) Now off you go! Read and enjoy! (and maybe even review at the end? yeah, I know, I had to say it) | |||||||||||||
1. Branded For You » reviewsSnape/Draco, then Sn/Dr/Harry. Draco rescues Snape from Nagini and Harry finds out they love each other. Years later they're having problems while Harry is trying to cope with his own sexuality. How will their lives collide? ThreesomeSlash Read Warnings!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,429 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 11-11-09 - Published: 10-21-07 - Severus S. & Draco M. - Complete2. Halloween Surprise reviewsThis is very late, but I found it on my computer from 2006. It's Harry/Ron slash eventually with a little het in the beginning, sort of: Harry gets a little surprise for Halloween.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-5-09 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete3. Newton's Laws » reviewsIn a world where the muggles know everything, you either hide or fight. Draco's been hiding, but he's about to be pulled into what the government is calling "the War on Magic." Harry/Draco slashHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,434 - Reviews: 106 - Updated: 10-13-09 - Published: 5-2-09 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete4. A Gentleman's Gentleman » reviewsThe Malfoys have lost their fortune and disappeared. Draco returns as a wizarding valet. Harry has inherited a fortune and is in need of a servant. A match made in heaven?Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,622 - Reviews: 316 - Updated: 3-16-09 - Published: 11-23-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete5. A Royal Visit reviewsThis was written while getting drunk with my friends watching the movie I did proofread it after William/Prince Edward slash, set after Joseline's "better a girl with a flower than boy with a stick" comment. RATED M, MALE on MALE sexual situations!A Knight's Tale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-3-08 - Complete6. Mulligan » reviewsHarry/Lucius slash, with slight Harry/Draco. Draco breaks up with Harry and the Boy Who Got Voldy is devastated. He has a plan to make things right again, but he ends up going a little further than planned. Because every writer needs a time-turner fic!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,353 - Reviews: 553 - Updated: 7-8-08 - Published: 1-17-08 - Harry P. & Lucius M. - Complete7. Summer Peace reviewsFirst scene based on scenes from the German film Summer Storm. Harry and Ron enjoy their summer, but when Harry reacts violently to a suggestion Ron decides he wants to help. Implied child abuse. Slash. Ron/Harry. Warnings/author's note inside.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-29-08 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete8. A Study Of Evil reviewsWritten for Villainy 100 on LJ. 100 word drabbles about the life of Tom Riddle/Voldemort, 5 per ch. warnings: slash, het, angst, abuse and overall dark. Additional warnings with each drabble. A look into the twisted mind of Tom RiddleHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-6-08 - Tom R. Jr. & Voldemort9. The Scios Totalus of Legend » reviewsSnape finds Harry witnessing his humiliation in the pensive [in fifth year], but before he throws the boy out he uses a very old and mythical artefact to get his revenge, only it doesn't turn out quite the way he planned. Slash Not graphic before HP is 17Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,367 - Reviews: 1065 - Updated: 12-9-07 - Published: 9-3-07 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete10. Bound By Prophecy » reviewsH/D. "Either must die at the hands of the other" When Draco kills Voldy while Harry dies, how does the prophecy affect their destiny? Will Harry's never be finished? CompleteHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,100 - Reviews: 213 - Updated: 8-17-07 - Published: 7-25-07 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete11. Lucius Malfoy Is My Husband » reviewsThe war's been over for quite some time. Harry's hardly ever seen, but one day he shows up at the Weasleys with something important to tell them: He's married! SLASH LMHP LuciusHarry with a side surprise pairing. This story is complete.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,590 - Reviews: 165 - Updated: 8-11-07 - Published: 7-26-07 - Lucius M. & Harry P. - Complete12. The Heart of a Gryffindor? » reviewsWhat if instead of your whole family being Slytherin and you being in Gryffindor, it was the other way around? This story is about Simon, in the same year as Sirius, who doesn't hate his family, but his house. Who does he blame?Who does he fall for?SlashHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,869 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-20-07 - Published: 12-27-06 - Sirius B. - Complete13. Lost and Found reviewsHarry loses a very personal piece of parchment revealing his feelings for one Draco Malfoy. A certain Slytherin finds it and the whole school is witness to his reaction. One shot. SLASH. Happy ending. Rated just to be safe. [I know the title is unoriginalHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 6-17-07 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete14. What Harry Wants » reviewsHarry wakes up after Voldermort is destroyed. Everyone is happy and alive, including Sirius, who helps Harry as his legs heal. Harry is changed, however, and Sirius doesn't know what to do. Slash. Ignores HBP, though not OoTP. Twoshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,201 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-4-07 - Published: 3-26-07 - Harry P. & Sirius B. - Complete15. The Dare No One Dared To Dare reviewsOneshot. Slash. RLSB. Truth or dare [yeah, I know, shut up] Sirius dares Remus something that no one has EVER dared to do before. What will it reveal? And how will Remus get his revenge? And most importantly: Will he do it? Rated T for safety.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 6-4-07 - Complete16. Betrayal reviewsShort ficlet where Draco sends Lucius one last letter. Not really sure where it fits in with the books. Assume Lucius escapes or is released from Azkaban. Warning: can be read as slash, but can also be completely nonpairing! Angst, implied character deathHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-30-07 - Lucius M. & Draco M. - Complete17. Always Look Like This » reviewsAfter Harry casts an unexpected spell in a duel Draco reveals a secret. Later Harry stumbles upon another. After Christmas Draco returns changed. Does the Slytherin have even more secrets to reveal? Slash HPDMHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,577 - Reviews: 114 - Updated: 4-22-07 - Published: 2-24-07 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete18. Second Look » reviewsDraco thinks he's found the perfect prank, but he's caught and his punishment is to take care of a fiveyearold Harry. His views on the Boy Who Lived, along with the GoldenTrio changes, but what happens when Harry returns? Will he change loyalties? SLASHHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,339 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 4-22-07 - Published: 4-16-07 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete19. Dr Draco and Mr Malfoy » reviewsAn apparating class gone wrong and suddenly there are TWO Dracos! One with the good traits and one with the bad. Only problem is that no one realizes what's wrong... at first. HPDM slash fic. Complete!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,594 - Reviews: 106 - Updated: 4-1-07 - Published: 1-20-07 - Draco M. & Draco M. - Complete20. Getting A Kiss reviewsVery short one shot, slash, RLSB, pure dialogue. A very short conversation between the puppies. Sirius tries to get a kiss, the Sirius Black way, which is really the drunken way.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-12-07 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete21. The Ending reviewsThe way I think the books have to end. [The situation not the actual words or scene.] It's a little sad I guess, but I wasn't actually going for sad. Oh, well. Very short and my first nonslash fic.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-11-07 - Harry P. - Complete22. Losing Points, Gaining Something Else » reviewsThe Slytherins and Gryffindors wake up to find fifty points gone from both houses. Everybody is wondering why, except two students, both being very quiet about the whole situation. What happened? SLASH HPDM.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,400 - Reviews: 252 - Updated: 2-21-07 - Published: 1-30-07 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete23. Unrequited? reviewsOne Shot RemusSirius Slash. Sirius tells his friends he's gay. Remus starts avoiding him. Over the summer something changes. Crap title, crap summary. The first fic I ever wrote a long time ago.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-16-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete24. Draco's Last Battle » reviewsThe war is over. A lot has happened to Draco, and a lot is still to come. How will the last year at Hogwarts affect him? Slash. DMHP. Draco will be a little OOC because the war will have affected him a lot. Complete!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,646 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 1-21-07 - Published: 1-2-07 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete25. Nurse Draco reviewsHarry is hurt while on a mission and it falls on Draco to nurse him back to health. Arguing, embarrassment and fluff ensues! Slash, one shot. Oh, and Draco's joined the Order in this one.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 56 - Published: 1-17-07 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete26. Two Marauders In A Bed reviewsA one shot inspired by the South Park episode Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub. So yeah, it's slash. JamesSirius.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-10-07 - James P. & Sirius B. - Complete27. Just rumours reviewsA short one shot between Remus and Sirius. Is Sirius really the stud of Hogwarts that everybody assumes he is? Slash.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-5-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete28. Snowball fight reviewsOne shot. The title really says it all. Slash RemusSirius. Check the note inside for details.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-5-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete29. Jealousy » reviewsRemus is jealous. Being drunk doesn't help matters. Add a game of I never, and the others learn new things about Mr. Lupin. SLASH.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 1-4-07 - Published: 12-29-06 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete30. Best New Years Ever reviewsJust a short one shot about Remus' seventhyear New Years Eve. Slash, but nothing graphic. Just sweet fluff. RLSBHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-2-07 - Published: 1-1-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete31. Explosive results reviewsAfter a very fortunate accident in Potions Sirius learns some interesting new things about his Moony. Slashy fluff.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 12-26-06 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete32. Christmas Remus reviewsSirius runs away from home and sees Remus getting into the Christmas Spirit! Rating T just to be safe as this is my first story published here. OneShotHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-26-06 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
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