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since: 12-21-06, id: 1185780, Profile Updated: 10-11-09
country: United Kingdom
Author has written 5 stories for Teen Titans, Harry Potter, and Twilight.

About Me

My Fanfiction forum: http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/Nadine_Reading/1185780/

Name: Nadine Reading

Age: 18

Location: the Antarctic were I rule over my penguin army: D I live in Northern Ireland

Sign: Aquarius

Hair: Brown, was mahogany but it washed down the drain L

Eyes: My eyes are random. They are blue with a hint of green and a golden halo around my pupil.

Height: I’m a pleasant 5 ft 7/8

Hobbies: Playing computer games, reading, forum design, role playing and anything artistic. I love to write, stories and poems, and I love to draw. I have recently started my 'Im going to be thin exercise regeime' I have lost 4 pounds so far lols Now offically 12 stone (a.k.a 168 pounds)

Favourites

Favourite colour: My favourite colour changes constantly. But it usually stays within the same collection. Red, blue, yellow, purple, (white and black, even though technically according to Allan they aren’t colours) Ah screw it I’m a happy colourful person. waves hands I feel like a rainbow….

Favourite food: Proper Italian made pasta

Favourite band: I’m multi-musical and love loads of music but I going to choose which is most common on my iPods most recent list. And the winner is… insert drum roll here Evanescence

Favourite Films: Running on Empty Dreams, Twilight, Juno, A mass of horror films: Nightmare of elm street, Friday the 13th, the haunting, exorcist etc Most of which I find funny. OMG ‘Drag me to hell’ had me in hysterics.

Favourite TV shows: Big Bang Theory, One Tree Hill, Miami Ink and The Inbetweeners. Gilmore Girls, Buffy, Angel, Charmed, Friends and Point Pleasant: yes I know there are over but I still watch them

Favourite cart…Animations: Fairly odd parents, Bugs Bunny, Sylvester and Tweedy, Daffy Duck, Kim Possible, American Dragon and of course Johnny Bravo.

Anime: Negima: Magister Negi, Elfin Lied, Pokémon (yes it counts as anime), Sailor Moon.

Favourite Computer games: The Sims, The Final Fantasy Series 1-12, Grand Theft Auto, Call of duty (I have proved a girl is as good gamer),

Favourite Books: The Twilight Saga, Harry Potter series, Mediator Series, Avalon High, Sunday at Tiffany’s, All of Dan Browns books, Women of the underworlds series, Wicca (Or is America: Sweep), Balefire….and so many, many more. I’m a big reader, from not being able to read at all (oj, I could read…badlyJ) to reading every day I am obsessed.

Favourite Manga: Negima, Dears S, Avalon High: the manga, Poison Candy, The Mysterions and Love Hina.


My Stuff

My Fanfictions:

I have written a Harry Potter next generation fanfiction, I have the opening chapter of this up and I’m currently rewriting all the others. I wanted to fix them up and make sure my that its planned perfectly. I loved Harry Potter and was sad when it ended, so I decided to continue. I’ve written Harry Potter fics before but never put them up, because I wrote them whilst waiting for the next book. That meant that everything was irrelevant and it just sucked the inspiration out.

I’m currently writing a twilight fanfiction called; My Bella. It’s an Alice/Bella fic, because it just works so well. I can take quotes form each book that prove this relationship is plausible (Take that freedom85). I just love Alice and Bella some of the time, I read the books and was just like what if… and after reading other peoples fanfictions I just knew I had to write my own.

My Stories:

I write fanfictions, but I also write my won original stories. I have written Teenesis, Johnny Shock and Power calling.

Johnny Shock was my first story and I tried to put it up on here and alter to make it a teen titan fic, didn’t work, so I stopped. It was about a teenager who got struck by lighting then was given powers (he could discharge electricity form his hands)

Teenesis was started shortly after Johnny Shock; it’s about three teenagers with powers. Two have pyrokinesis and one has telekinesis, hence the name. It is a story of how they meet; discover they all have powers and then their problems. It mainly their personal life until, enter the cliché, a scientist gets involved.

Power Calling is my latest story; I’m hosting it on deviant art and have a decent amount of readers. It’s about a girl called Morgan who’s a witch. She is really powerful and is not particularly good. The story will follow her in growing, being initiated and her relationships with boyfriend Conner. The stories outline is already there and readers know what it is building up to. This is a prequel of sorts to the next chapter which is her son.


Find Me

DeviantArt: http://nadinerater.deviantart.com/

My website: www.nadineratercreations.synthasite.com

MSN: nadinerater@hotmail.com


The darkness is leavin us cold,
the worst in us, seems to win
but understand, lil sidekick,

That, with a wake of a hero,
waitin! right inside of me..
i'll fight, i'll be stronger
the pain, shall last no longer,
n the hope will see light again..

Its Fear vs Hope
in a world, struggling to cope
but i'll tell you this war aint over

cuz, with a wake of a hero,
waitin! right inside of me..
i'll fight, i'll be stronger
the pain shall last no longer,
n the hope will see light again..

it'll be impossible to fall
as with a shout, just a call!
can blow the fears, away..
cus i'll come n i'll find you!
i'll hold you, i'll luv you
and the sun shall rise again..

your smilin, ur glowin..
ur love,oh its warmin..

all by a hero,
becoming hero,
waitin inside of me..

By Chris Lee ©2009

One move, so fast
I can’t forget the past
One cut, one slice
To take my worthless life
Too late, to save
I’m too far gone
It’s sad, I know
But there’s know where to go
I’m hurt, in pain; I’ve got nothing to gain
I’m hollow, I’m cold.
Nothing to hold
Goodbye
Even though it’s slow
I’m gone it’s finished
All the feeling’s gone
Your hurt, your pain
That now my song
Is gone

By Nadine Reading

©2008-2009 ~nadinerater


Funny/cool/awesome sayings:

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

"Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies." - Willy Wonka

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Join the army, visit exotic places, meet new people, and then kill them.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.

A good friend will say "Well, you deserve better." A best friend will be prank calling him saying "You will die in seven days."

A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you saying " That was so worth it!"

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps walking and says, "watch where you're going dumbass!"


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm a LESBIIAN so i Must burn in hell
I grew up with two homosexual parents, so I MUST be a homosexual too
I'm OBSESSED with fanfiction so I MUST have no life
I have been in lots of school fights, so I MUST be easily angered
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP, so I MUST have no self esteem
I wear BAGGY CLOTHES so I MUST think I'm fat
I wear FLANNEL SHIRTS so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm LESBIAN so I MUST want to dive between every girls legs and fuck her senseless
I'm RANDOM and have a short attention span so I MUST have ADHD


Real Friends

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit about the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it


93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmeme, AkatsukiReverie,EmoLollipop, Deidara-Kun-Fangirl, KillerLiger3000, moonlit fang, chibi kyuu-chan, Ragnorokrising, Nanbi shi, Team Alice-Bella, vampyre in hiding, LadyAlece, Nadine Reading

92 Percent of teens would die if Twilight said it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!

If it totally pisses you off when people say being gay is gross than copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't have a problem with Homosexuality copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Who agrees with me that homophobes are nasty, insensitive people?

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnouxious preppy people, copy this into your profile.

If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If someone put a gun to your head, asked if you believed in God, and told you they would shoot you if you said yes, would you say yes? If you would, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever cursed loudly and then realized that a teacher was standing nearby, copy this into your profile. Yep I let out a rather long steam of obscenities to have her standing behind me….

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you've ever had that happen to you copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever read a moronic story, enjoyed it, and ran off to write your own, copy & paste this into your profile

If you are insane and proud of it, copy & paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a 'Blonde Moment' copy & paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, copy & paste this into your profile. J

If you like filling your profile with 'copy & paste this into your profile' thingys, then COPY & PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever wondered who made up all the 'copy & paste this into your profile' thingies, copy & paste this into your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing. like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this into your profile.

If you've walked into a window copy this into your profile

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetballs? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think you have too many of these"copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intentions of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people have in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile

If someone murdered you, a friend would go to your funeral, a good friend would write your sermon thingy but a true friend wouldn't do any of those, 'cause they'd be in jail for killing the idiot who killed you, if you have any true friends copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're friend thinks you need to go to the crazy house copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're writing a novel or book that ISN'T fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you KNOW the voice in your head is real, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've told the voices in your head to be quiet over and over and THEY JUST WON'T SHUT UP, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.

If you are sooooo against PLAGIARISM, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you are really random put this on your profile

If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten your name while introdoucing yourself, paste this in your profile.

If you easily finish a full-length novel in under six hours, paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with FF copy & paste this into your profile.


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them.

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Have PRIDE! Support gay marriage!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.


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1. My Bella » reviews
Everyone has secrets, even vampires; with mind reading brothers and emotion sensitive husbands. Little Alice Cullen has a secret, she LOVES Bella. This little feeling is tearing her apart, she can’t think about it with japers or Edward and she can’t tell
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 9-23-09 - Published: 6-9-09 - Alice & Bella
2. Harry Potter The Next Generation: 1st Year » reviews
Follow the lives of your favourite heroes and villains offspring. What advertures behold them? What challenges will they face? What friendships must they fight to keep? Way later Rose/Scorpius Alicetra is my own character
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,502 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-17-09 - Scorpius M. & Rose W.
3. Harry Potter TNG: 5th Year » reviews
The next generation are now in their 5th year and a new trouble is effecting them. Whtat has happened? How will it be resolved? Will or protagonist's relationships stay strong? lets venture forth and see
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-10-09 - Rose W. & Scorpius M.
4. Harry Potter and the next generation » reviews
This story follows the children to our previous heros and villains. It continues on from the last chapter '19 years later' in hp the deathly hallows. I can send chapter to all who havnt read. Will they be there parents in replay? lets see!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-17-08 - Published: 10-28-07 - Scorpius M.
5. johnny shock reviews
Johnny is just like an ordinary teenaged boy till one day an accident occurs. He becomes a teen titan and i will tell you how it happens
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-22-07
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