---...it's just that I have violent urges...
.:..:.Hello, and welcome to the land of the random.:..:.
~Enjoy~
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Name: Alyana
DOB: Unkown
Age: Unkown
Species: Unknown
Abilities: Unknown
Personality: Unknown
Relationships: Unknown
Current Location: Unknown
Rank: This one wishes she knew...then she could kick ass without getting thrown in prison!
Penname: Hey look, this one actually knows! Winter Thunder. I'm also Thunder_Hawk on Single Spark (Kag/Sess Website)
My Philosophy about Fanfiction: It's like a giant persuasive essay competition. If you support one pairing, you write a good fic--it's like your goal is to get people suckered into it and support it! Don't you think? Haven't you ever not supported something, then read something good, then supported it? Persuasive essay much!
Yeah, that's all I'm going to tell you...hahaha! In your face, perverted potential stalkers! Why are you here anyways?
GAH! I hate that stupid ad in the corner of my profile! It makes my centered stuff all out of whack! Not to mention, sometimes it advertises, well, ick-stuff.
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A Little About Me:
I don't think I'll say anything...Naw, why don't I tell you my tragic story?
Once upon a time, there was a great and successful Martian nation (On Mars for the idiots we know and love)...Yeah don't care about that. Basically, this one was on a exploration mission, alone, to Earth, when one of the GREAT RED SPOTS -spits- on Jupiter, made its once-a-millenia journey through space, and struck my (former) home with all its stormly-fury. I swear, Jupiter always hated us. And now, this one is sadly stuck on this planet for the rest of her long, miserable life, writing fanfiction to alleviate her boredom, with weird, hyper, perverted, hormonal Earthling friends. This one hopes to meet more Earthling friends on this website. Not stalkers and perverts.
THE END
AND if you didn't believe this one, you are one sad, biased Earthling. Didn't anyone ever tell you that Martians never lie?
Oh yeah. I'm obsessed with thunder. You know, just in case you hadn't noticed.
~rAnDoM fAcTs!~
-I am a nut. (Gosh, I didn't know that!)
-I love to write. (Again, I didn't know that.)
-I love my man-bitches to death.
-I'd defend my friends no matter how much trouble I'd get into...(you know, school punishment is very harsh...)
-ASAP stands for as soon as possible (I swear, everyone I know forgets that.)
-DOB stands for date of birth. (I swear I never knew what it was!)
-I hate the letter "Q." Whenever I go like:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Q!!!!!!" SEE! IT POPPED UP AGAIN!!Q DAMMIT!
-I babble. A lot.
-I say/write "..." and "Well," and "Yeah." a lot.
-I like the wind. Wind is very nice.
-I am obsessed with thunder/thunderstorms. Thunderstorms are SO frigging cool! I was in one!
-NakoudoByakugan is my twin. I adore that gal.
-Bya-chan has the physic ability to put whatever I think into words. For example: (hers, not really mine)
They say "guns don't kill people; people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you would kill too many people. Do you?
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Whoever said "Nothing is impossible" has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
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Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe.
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If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.
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You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder. (Actually, this is mine. She has a variation)
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Smile! It's the second best thing you can do with your lips...
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Why do we say something is out of whack? What IS whack?
-I share the same birthday with Tenten. I kid you not. I'm honest-to-God telling the truth. I freaked when I found out. (In a good way.)
-It's impossible to push someone down a 100 story building these days, and try to get away with it. It's just not possible to not be caught. After all, they all call their lawyers on the way down.
-I'm lazy. I could rival Shikamaru in that, I'm not even kidding.
-One of my favorite phrases is: PROCRASTINATORS UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tomorrow.
-I write/type/say acoz and coz.
-I like saying "GAH" and I like calling peoplers "Gaks"
-I like saying peoplers. Say it with me! PEEO-PULL-ERS. PEOPLERS! (Do you see why I couldn't do Pee-oh-pull-ers?)
-I repeat myself a lot. Like I was just about to add "I'm lazy." Again. See? Brain collapse. I'm convinced my mother dropped my on my head when I was a baby.
-And...my brain has just collapsed on me. I'll add more later.
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I wonder how many of you have actually come down this far...
Do you think I should post my -cough- 34 some pages of story ideas? Or maybe not...a lot of people like to steal stuff then claim they came up with them later...I despise those kinds of people.
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~My RaNtInG cOrNeR~
...so in other words, you can just skip this...
Pet Peeves (Please, don't take any of this personally. I understand a lot of it could be accidental--spelling wise):
-When people misspell "knew" with "new" or vice versa.
-Same thing, with "write" and "right"
-Same thing, "red" and "read" I don't get how people can mix them up!
-Any other simple misspellings like that. I can't think of them. Don't get me wrong; I don't think any less of those authors. Everybody is a good author. I just think people ought to know that if they're old enough to be accessing fanfiction and writing stuff for it.
-Authors that think that they're so awesome and send you angry emails/PMs because you give them CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. That's just immature and it's totally disrespectful to authors who actually work hard on their fics. It's really insulting that you post random stuff that you don't put ANY effort into, or just stuff that's not top-notch and you can't accept criticism.
-Liars.
-When people put full conversations of Japanese without translating them AND without a good reason. (i.e. A good reason would be like in a fic I read on Tsubasa--one character couldn't understand the others, hence the Japanese was not translated to keep the reader with that one character's point of view.) It's really disrespectful to Japanese people or those who speak it fluently. Like this:
"Neji-kun?"
"Hai."
"Daijoubou?"
"Daijoubu."
"Ano...nebaamaindo."
"Daijoubu?"
"Hai, hai. Doomai."
"Oorai."
This wasn't taken from any particular fic, though it's amazingly similar to many I've seen. (Side note, nebaamaindo is "Never mind."--it's not really official, I guess you could say, Japanese. You notice it's amazingly close to the English translation. Doomai is exactly "That's ok.", but it's more used in this context as "I'm ok". Oorai is "Ok" or "All right.") You may have also noticed this type of thing on Nakoudo Byakugan's profile. That's because I fully support what she is pointing out and it's also one of my personal pet peeves. I don't know yet, but I might be hypocritical. I'm not saying this is bad, and I'm not saying that using Japanese is bad! Would a part-blood say that? Heck no! But don't do it to the extent that people have to go: "Ok, that sounded really cool even though I have no idea about what it means."
-When people constantly switch points of view with: TENTEN'S POV, NEJI'S POV, SAKURA'S POV, HINATA'S POV, SASUKE'S POV, ITACHI'S POV, NARUTO'S POV, INO'S POV...well, you get the point. I respect that may be how you write, but really, you should be advancing your writing for everyone's benefit.
-When people write "Weapons Mistress." Um, HELLO! That is in no way, shape or form, proper grammar! I myself am not completely sure of it's proper format--it depends on how the author wants to use it--but its should be "weapon's mistress" as in "The weapon's mistress."--meaning the singular weapon's owner, or "The weapons' mistress."--meaning the plural weapons' owner. Has anyone else noticed this, or is it just so common it's accepted?
-Super personal pet peeve that has NEVER made any sense: Is it "I have no idea about it." or "I have no idea as to what it means."??? I mean, the first one is how you say
it, but it doesn't look right in writing, but the second one sounds weird, but looks right! GAH!
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~Hitsuzen~
(In other words, fate. It's the best translation you can get.)
Ok, so. This is the part of my profile that is a bunch of random co-inky-dinks that happen in my life. It's totally random, but hey! This is the best place to post random stuff!
~Today (6/8/07), two of my friends (guys) played Truth Or Dare. One dared the other to ask the Queen of Make-Up Whores out. So he did, and she said yes! (Here I was laughing my---you know, fucking doesn't make sense. I have a very sexy ass! Even total strangers say that! More later.--ass off. I was also thinking, 'Da-a-amn! She just dumped my man-bitch --I wanted to slaughter her, but I'll settle for verbal assault--and she's already window shopping and looking at my friend!) And then he said, "Oh fuck." And then he told her that it was just a joke. HAH! I wish I saw her face.
So, the co-inky-dink there? The night before I wrote the first chapter for one of my idea-stories and that was EXACTLY what happened in it. Except he said, "DAMMIT!"
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~Random, Funny Stuff That Happens to Moi~
~Today (6/8/07), my friends and I were walking home from school. (Man-bitch, my best gal-friend, me. Please note my gal-friend and I were both wearing green shirts and tight blue jeans. Not twins, but same style/color, if ya know what I mean.)
So, here goes! (We start out with random talking between the three of us.)
The Random Guy Who is in the Year Above Us: Hey, girl with the green shirt!
(My friend and I turn,)
Us: What?
(He's grinning like a stupid moron. We turn back around.)
The Random Guy: Hey girl with the tight blue jeans!
(We both ignore him.)
Me, to my friend: Hey, I think he's talking about you.
(My man-bitch is snickering his butt off.)
Friend: Yeah, but you are too.
Me: Damn.
The Random Guy: Man, look at that ass! Look at that ass! Look at that tight ass!
(My friend and I stare at each other, unsure if we should turn around and slap him or just ignore him.)
Friend: Uh...
(Now my man-bitch is laughing is butt off.)
Friend: But I have no ass!
(I'm just laughing.)
Me: Sure. He's prolly talking to both of us.
Friend: Yeah, but my backpack is covering my butt. Yours isn't.
(I'm wearing my backpack on one shoulder.)
Me: GODDAMMIT!
(Now my friend has joined my man-bitch in laughing their butts off. Thank GOD I don't turn red.)
~Okay, today (6/13/07), I saw that Random Guy again. I swear that he stalks me or something! I swear! I always see him! I always run into him! (He's butt-cheeky uglay. Well, he's not bad, but you know, how he acts makes him...yeah. Shutting up...now.)
ANYhoo. So I'm walking to my next class, and he's walking right towards me. (I'm looking at the ground, you know, so I don't trip. I'm really clumsy.) Then I look up, and he's walking, with the same idiotic grin, and his arms are wide open, like he wants to hug me. I stare at him like he's grown three heads, roll my eyes, and then quickly walk in a WIDE circle around him.
I swear, if I ever see him again, I'm going to slap him. Well, that's your entertainment for today!
~90 percent of the week my friends are goofing off, pretending they're lesbian. It just so happens, one of the teachers at my school is lesbian. Guess what happened? (Note: It's a good thing she didn't hear them.) And...I'll type it later. I'm too lazy right now.
~I forget when this happened, it happened in English and that's all I know, but...
Teacher: Okay, now you owe me a minute of silence.
Random Kid: Okay!
Teacher: Starting...now.
(Aly-chan is absentmindedly drawing away. She looks up and sees and hears quiet. Very abnormal for her class.)
Me: ...Wait, WHAT?!
Classmates: -burst out laughing-
Teacher: -slaps forehead-
Me: No, really, what?!
~A similar event as the one above also occurred with my friends, one day at lunch...please note, one of my friends likes to say "Shun!" and turn away when someone says something stupid to offend someone.
-insert random chatter-
Friend: Shun!
(She and other friends turn away from me.)
Me:...wait, who are you talking to? -looks around- Are you talking to me?!
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~Naruto Character Analysis~
Well, obviously I'll be analyzing the Naruto characters here. (Making fun of, criticizing, insulting, whatever you want to call it.) First up: Sai!
-He calls Naruto the "Dickless Wonder"= Fucktard. I don't like him. (Not b/c he calls Naruto that, just...he annoys me.) Period. End of discussion. Don't flame me saying Sai is so awesome and all, I don't care. My opinion, my life, don't interfere.
-He looks like a goddamn GIRL! Seriously! WTF?!
-Who the HELL wears a mid-drift baring shirt when they're a GUY?!
-His FAKE smile annoys the hell out of me.
-His FAKE smile looks like a GIRL'S smile.
-I swear he's a homosexual.
-GAH! He just annoys the hell out of me! As soon as I do my big trilogy, I'm going to whupp his ass into shape so fast he won't even be able to say "ROOT"
-Oh yeah. I know he was brainwashed and everything, but, dude. Danzo. He works for Danzo! O Jeez. You just got me started on Danzo!
Danzo:
-Old fart fucktard that's a militarily stupid gak. Yes. A gak.
-He hates the Sandaime. I hate him. Yes? No? Yes. Ees veeerry goood equasion, no? (I have this accent going on. French, I think.)
-He hates Tsunade. I hate him. HOW COULD ANYONE HATE HER?! SHE'S SO AWESOME! (Except the drinking part. But she knocked Sakura's former uppitty-up-up-ness down, so in addition to just being awesome, she's totally awesome!)
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~StOrY cOrNeR~
(Well, I'll be talking a little more professionally here, so if you're a nutso, you can just skip it. This is for any info you might need on any of my stories. If I don't answer questions here, feel free to PM or email me.)
~Okay, so I got the idea for this corner from a reviewer to my first fic, Liar. You probably should know that sometimes I write in a more, well, mystical sense. Liar was originally intended for Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle by CLAMP but I decided to make it an AU for Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura. I'm aware that the storyline is not made clear, but that was really my intent. I wasn't originally going to extend it, but NakoudoByakugan has encouraged me to do so and I feel that it's my obligation as a writer, out of respect to readers, to continue in order to clear up any confusion. So, look for my second chapter which I hope to have up by June 30!
~I also intend to have my second fic, Memories Made Us, also a SakuSasu fic, up by June 17. It's a spin-off for Tenshi no Hana-chan's (I also highly recommend her. She's right up there with NakoudoByakugan. Her sister too. I just can't for the life of me remember her sister's penname.) Marshmallow Collection, Chapter 11. Marshmallow Collection is a collection of sweet, fluffy oneshots of SakuSasu. Memories Made Us extends the eleventh chapter of the Collection and I hope to wrap it up in three chapters. If I must, five. If anyone is actually reading this, I'd like your opinion. I am also starting a trilogy, which I am planning right now, and I want Memories Made Us to actually take place as a spin-off for my trilogy. Take place as in during the story. However, I want to know your guys's opinions on OC's. My trilogy--which I will talk about in the next little paragraph-thingy-- has a big support character, whose name just happens to be Alyana. Ok, so maybe not so much of a coincidence. Anyhoo, tell me what you think about OC's. In any case, she will not (I hope) be a big part in Memories Made Us (I haven't finished writing it, so I don't know). I have finished the first chapter, and I hope to post it soon. I'm waiting a few more days to see if Tenshi no Hana-chan replies to my email. (She's off to college--everyone, wish her luck!) If she doesn't, I'll go ahead and post. I probably will redo it later, but I want to feedback on the idea.
~Ok. So! My trilogy. Let's just say, it's my dream project. There's three parts. (No, really?) The first story is called Creases of Time: Legacy of a Sister. The reason behind the title will be explained in the story, but let's just say it has a lot to do with my OC, Alyana Nari. And yes, she shares my name, only because I've always wondered what it'd be like to stick myself in the plots and mix it up. Hey, this is fanfiction! This part will introduce the new OCs and an entirely new country and Order. It's going to set the stage for the big battle with Akatsuki in the beginning, then by the end, I'll decide what to do with Akatsuki. Sasuke might come back, but I don't want to rush any relationships. Like I said, I'm only setting the stage. But, DUH there'll be action. DUH. There's a war. But that's all I'll tell you. One last thing, the OC has a very well hidden past that the group is dying to know more about.
Part Two, I have finally thought of a name! It's Chase Through Time: Save the Heart. Anyways, it delves more into all the characters and there's going to be either a) still Akatsuki b) a new enemy or c) a little of both. I dunno. A new enemy is so troublesome. I'm considering moving the whole setting of the story, but who knows? You'll find more about Alyana here. Her and her past. It involves a very special person, her family, and her curse.
Part Three is called Shards of a Memory: Never Alone. Obviously this will finish the entire story, but there will be a long, possibly multi-chapter epilogue. I'm not sure. I'm very iffy about multi-chapter. Maybe I'll just make it super long. But I digress. You finish the story of Alyana's past, you finish all the relationships, you finish all the enemies, and you finish the action. But who knows? Maybe she won't get her happy ending. After all, she's not supposed to, as her role in...oops! Almost gave the new stuff in the first part away! But the group stabilizes there relationships, they truly become family, they are the elite and now, for the first time, the roles are reversed. Alyana came to save them, now it is their turn to save her. What she has always done is turned on her, and a new, and final threat has emerged. But this time, this enemy targets the heart of the stability of the worlds, countries, and most importantly--time.
Well, I hope I've peaked your interest! I have to work really hard on this because I all want you to like Alyana. I mean, you have to to read the story. If you're worried about the group (I mean Rookie Nine), don't. I fully intend to keep them prominent throughout the entire, big fat story. I hope you guys support me! I'm going to release more stories, to give you a feel of my writing first, though. That's better, don't you think? So I don't suddenly through a big thing at you.
Um, I drew some inspiration from my favorite anime/mangas: xxxHolic, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle, and Inuyasha. Obviously Naruto--it's the fandom! But even if you haven't read any of those, I'll be sure to explain everything. (Really, the dimensions, memory scattering, and time travel are the only things I've borrowed.) I'm not going to call my trilogy a crossover because that's not right. I'm only using similar ideas and I'm not using any characters and such. Ok? Besides, it's my experience that people don't like crossovers a lot. But, you never know with people. I could be wrong!
News Update: I'm working on the first chapter of the trilogy! I expect this to be a multi-year endeavor. Please support me!
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~CoNtAcT wItH aNoNyMoUs ReViEwErS~
(I made this corner b/c someone reviewed without leaving contact info, so, if they ever come back, their reply is here! This is also for any future reviewers who do the same thing.)
~Before I give the person their reply, I would like to ask you guys to PLEASE leave your name and email if you review anonymously! Please! Or at least your email! I am one of those authors that respond to all reviews!
Ok, this is for someone who calls themselves BlackCat69 (Not to be mixed with the author Blackcat69. If you ever come to my profile, I'm sorry again for replying to the wrong person!)
This is my exact PM (about Liar):
Hi, BlackCat?
I'm responding to your review to my story, Liar.
Well, I intend to clear it up a bit more. You know, next chapter,
repost and all.
But basically, it is very AU. I was originally going to use it for
Tsubasa--if you know what that is--but I decided it also worked for Naruto.
So, Sakura and Sasuke were best friends, once very long ago. Then
something happened and their memories of each other were lost blah blah
blah... (I can't tell you everything--it's in the next chapter) They're
forced together because they need to know each other and be able to work
together (to save the world,maybe. I haven't really decided if this is
an important factor.) They travel all over the world to regain their
memories, which have a physical form (Also like Tsubasa) and at the end of
their journey, the are what they once were, and more. So best friends,
but well, lovers I guess. I didn't use that word in my fic because I
know a lot of people think of intercourse when they see that, so, yeah.
Does this clear stuff up? If it doesn't, PM me back or email me. My
email is on my profile.
But I'm so happy you reviewed and think that's it's "very poetic and
truly touched me" as you said in your review!
Thank you so much for pointing out it was unclear. You know how it is,
sometimes when you're the author, you forget nobody knows what you're
thinking.
Well, thanks again! If you still have questions, like I said, feel free
to PM me!
~Winter Thunder
So, if the person, BlackCat69 ever comes here again, here is your reply! Also, if anyone else was confused about Liar, here is a little overview.
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