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since: 12-22-06, id: 1186653, Profile Updated: 07-05-09
country: Canada
Author has written 12 stories for Xiaolin Showdown, Smallville, Naruto, and Bleach.

name: i will go by pretty much anything, ranging from the much used loner, to harry sexy wolf and anything in between.

age: 15

where i live: Canada

height: 5 foot 6 (i grew!)

race: half danish and half french, and NO, that doesn't mean I'm half pastry.

hair: chin length dark brown hair

gender: girl

Ok, im not going to bore you with the details to my oh-so boring life, just a couple things. I don't write fanfiction all that often, I have other writing projects that require my attention (I am currently in the process of writing a novel), and am getting ready for highschool. I am an anime addict with no hope nor desire of ever recovering, and if I had a million dollars would buy out a bookstore. My favorite series is Bleach, with Black Lagoon a close second. I also read FMA, Busou Renkin, D Gray Man (although I really don't like this series), Vampire Knight and Ouran High School Host Club. If anyone has suggestions on good, character driven shonen manga, please, message me. My manga volumes are falling apart from being read too much, and I'd like to give them a chance to recuperate.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are)-

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying.

I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

(V)
(O.o)
( ) /_

Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

Here's the link too Lunacat13's story! Just copy it out if it doesn't work!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3652514/1/25_of_the_Sweetest_Things_a_Guy_Can_Do

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1. Flicker reviews
This is a oneshot requested by Lunacat13 for her story the twenty five sweetest things a guy can do. This is done with the prompts of apologizing and pet love. Pretty angsty, cuz it's me. Ichiruki. The title had no meaning, I just plugged the word in.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-8-08 - Rukia K. & Ichigo K. - Complete
2. Something reviews
Don't you understand, Ichigo? I wanted you to be the one to kill me. Rukia.... Ichiruki. NOT a character death. Angsty. Dark. Why can't I write happy stuff for these guys?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-11-08 - Ichigo K. & Rukia K. - Complete
3. Artist in the Ambulance reviews
An old sonfic I wrote a while back and forgot about. It's Au, it's dark, and it's hard to summerise, but I think it turned out well. Sort of Ichiruki. Please give it a look and some feed back.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-1-08 - Ichigo K. & Rukia K. - Complete
4. The Five Thousand Dollar Disaster » reviews
AU A vacation with Neji to the virtual ends of the earth, where the sea and the sky meet in a breathtaking contrast. Sounds romantic, doesn't it? Not when you've got to deal with abandonment and angry relatives it isn't! Nejiten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-14-07 - Published: 9-29-07 - Tenten & Neji H.
5. Concrete Angel reviews
This is based off of the AMV Concrete Angel for Tenten made by 0StarDragon0. I have no real way to describe this, but if you could just give it a glance, that would be great.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-9-07 - Tenten & Neji H. - Complete
6. Ying & Yang reviews
It's not that I don't care, really. Sasuke reflecting on how he and Sakura differ from one another. Introspection. Sasusaku. Please r&r.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-4-07 - Complete
7. Koujitama
Shikamaru visits someone in the hospital. Shikaino, but not really romantic. Please r&r The song is Valentines Day by Linkin Park.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Published: 7-18-07 - Complete
8. The Musings of June » reviews
This is a collection of the ten oneshots i wrote over June. They range from song fics to almost poetry and focus on members of the Konoha 11. Please review and tell me how i did. Please note the T rating. It's there for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-1-07 - Complete
9. Konoha music festival reviews
I really don't know what to say. The title is self explanitory. Oneshot. Light Nejiten, Shinooc and Narusak if you squint hard enough. For my friend Julllo
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-19-07 - Complete
10. Progression » reviews
It has been a week since Chloe was abducted by Lex. Her power is swiftly coming to terms and Lex wants to run some final tests. Ones that lead to having the meteor freaks killed. Can she save herself from that fate? chlark.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,390 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-29-07 - Published: 3-5-07 - Complete
11. Over Load » reviews
business as usual at the temple until the monks are fused with the shen gon wu they are using! The monks race against time to rid themselves of their new and uncontrolable powers! first fic ever, so please r&r. will not be continued
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,885 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-27-07 - Published: 1-12-07 - Complete
12. All these lives reviews
A song fic set to All these lives by chris daughtry. Clark mourns the loss of a loved one. post freak. better than it sounds. character death. i really suck at summaries, but give it a shot.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-27-07 - Complete
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