| oh-you-pretty-things |
Author has written 46 stories for Aeon Flux, Labyrinth, Sailor Moon, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Gravitation, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Twilight. Author, n. The writer of a book, article, or other text. One who practices writing as a profession. One who writes or constructs an electronic document or system, such as a website. An originator or creator, as of a theory or plan. Author God.So, in other words, I wish I was an author. I have nothing intelligent, intellectual, or witty to say. I write because I must. Whether it is well-written, whether it is worth reading, whether it entertains you, I shall leave up to you. I am Canadian. So, if some of my spelling seems off to you (extra 'u's and 'c's instead of 'k's, that sort of thing) it's because I use a Canadian English spell check. -shruggles- It's not my fault I was born and raised in a Commonwealth country. | |||||||||
1. Kill The Lights » reviewsTrying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met. Sequel to Great Love. E x SGravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,040 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 8-10-09 - Published: 10-28-08 - Eiri Y. & Shuichi S.2. Consolation Prizes » reviewsHaute couture, indie rock and an out of tune piano. Modern AU, Willabeth.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,154 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 7-24-09 - Published: 7-17-09 - Elizabeth S. & Will T.3. Inevitablity reviewsA short one-shot describing what Eiri was doing before walking through the park that fateful night. ES fluff.Gravitation - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-30-09 - Eiri Y. & Shuichi S. - Complete4. Sick » reviewsA short post-Panda Megamix epilogue in three parts.Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-23-09 - Published: 1-20-09 - Eiri Y. & Shuichi S. - Complete5. Summers Versus Cullen reviewsBuffy meets Edward. Nuff said. Buffy X Twilight.Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 118 - Published: 11-9-08 - Buffy S. & Edward - Complete6. Great Love » reviewsShindou Shuichi, international superstar singer of Bad Luck, has disappeared at the height of his career. No one knows where he is. Coincidentally, renowned novelist, Yuki Eiri is also missing. Told from several characters POVs. SSxYEGravitation - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,639 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 10-24-08 - Published: 10-16-08 - Eiri Y. & Shuichi S. - Complete7. Metamorphosis reviewsI hate concerts. I hate the beauty of his voice. I hate the way he moves on stage. I hate the way he pulls everyone in. I hate that he’s pulled me in. Eiri's POV. E x S.Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-13-08 - Eiri Y. & Shuichi S. - Complete8. Mine Beyond Midnight reviewsThe Goblin King dreams of unspoken wishes as he lays waiting for death to claim him. JS. Drabble-ish sort of thinger.Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-12-08 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete9. Music When The Lights Go Out » reviewsAn ohyouprettythings lionessrampant84 production! Prepare yourself for a modern AU the likes of which you have never seen! Will prefers Chuck Taylors and ska, Elizabeth plays violin and lives in Central London. Can she tame him? Can he get her dirty?Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,514 - Reviews: 218 - Updated: 2-25-08 - Published: 9-16-07 - Elizabeth S. & Will T. - Complete10. Vis Major » reviewsA storm is approaching and I know the cause. I know it in my very soul. I feel it. I feel him. Why can’t he just leave me alone? JS. Sarah's perspective, 1st person. ON HIATUSLabyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,868 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 1-26-08 - Published: 1-19-08 - Jareth & Sarah11. Reincarnation » reviewsSet in modern day, Elizabeth Swann is plagued by dreams of a pirate lover from the 18th century. Dreams become reality as fate plays her hand for the second time. WE. ON HIATUS INDEFINITELYPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,169 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 1-23-08 - Published: 11-22-07 - Will T. & Elizabeth S.12. Never The Twain Shall Meet » reviewsPost AWE. The reality of the familial situation upon Will's return to shore, ten years after the last time he saw Elizabeth, hits the Turners hard.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Family/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,215 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 11-13-07 - Published: 11-9-07 - Elizabeth S. & Will T. - Complete13. At Least Once More, Miss Swann » reviewsPropriety, society and love almost never go hand in hand. WE. Set at the very beginning of COTBP and spanning beyond. ON HIATUS INDEFINITELYPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,673 - Reviews: 258 - Updated: 10-28-07 - Published: 5-27-07 - Elizabeth S. & Will T.14. The Captain's Quarter's reviewsPOST AWE. SMUT. Basically, a lovely power struggle between Captain Turner and the Pirate King. Original Challenge from Smithy: Perhaps you could give us one about the passionate roleplaying by Captain and Mrs. Captain Turner.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 10-12-07 - Will T. & Elizabeth S. - Complete15. Alone in the Dark » reviewsPost DMC. AWE spoilers. Elizabeth Swann was in no hurry to return to her hard bed and cruel dreams, alone in the unsympathetic darkness.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 9-14-07 - Published: 6-16-07 - Will T. & Elizabeth S. - Complete16. The Silence of Dreams reviewsThings are not always what they seem in this place. It's only a dream, right? Wake up, Sarah, wake up. ONESHOT. JS, dark angsty nasty JS. Rated for general darkness. Haha.Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-15-07 - Sarah & Jareth - Complete17. Sheets reviewsDEATHLY HALLOWS SPOLIERS. PostDH. Reflections of sunlight in the mirror one quiet morning lead to personal reflections of the soul. HPGW. Fluff. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-3-07 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete18. The Apple Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree » reviewsIt is easier to accept the social consequences of a blessed marriage below one's birth than for both of people to be ruined in an elopement. I should know... This is the tale of Weatherby Swann and Elizabeth's mother. WSxOC, WxEPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 7-27-07 - Published: 6-26-07 - Weatherby S. - Complete19. Becoming A Weasley reviewsPost Deathly Hallows,so there are spoilers. One night at the Burrow, during dinner, Harry says something that shocks the Weasleys... HPGW. Fluff. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 7-27-07 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete20. The Last Laugh reviewsDeathly Hallows Spoliers. Centered around George Weasley during the Battle of Hogwarts.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-23-07 - George W. - Complete21. A Gentleman's Drink reviewsElizabeth Swann never quite understood why the men disappeared into a smoke filled room to sip brandy and laugh raucously whilst the women were expected to head off to bed. So, she made a simple decision: tonight, she would get drunk, just like a man.WE.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 7-1-07 - Will T. & Elizabeth S. - Complete22. If I Made A Wish reviewsIf I made a wish, would you grant it? I would certainly try, Miss Swann.WE. PostCOTBP.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 6-15-07 - Elizabeth S. & Will T. - Complete23. Hide The Rum! reviewsPost DMC. Gibbs always said that it's bad luck to have a woman aboard...and Will is starting to believe him. Best hide the rum from Will Turner! WE. Oneshot.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 6-9-07 - Will T. & Elizabeth S. - Complete24. An Impractical Proposal reviewsElizabeth Swann doesn't ask for much. Just a little excitement, a dash of piracy, and the undying devotion of one Will Turner. Post COTBP, Pre DMC. WE.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 6-8-07 - Elizabeth S. & Will T. - Complete25. In Commemoration of Piracy reviewsSlight AWE spoilers, more like hinting really. I wanted to write a little background story on how Will ends up with the earring he sports throughout AWE. Set immediately after DMC.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-2-07 - Will T. - Complete26. The Dress reviewsIt was cream and silver, an English winter dream. It was said to actually have silver filigree in its thread. Only, she wasn’t in England and she didn’t care about silver filigree. PreCOTBP fluff. Willabeth.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 5-28-07 - Will T. & Elizabeth S. - Complete27. Ten Years » reviewsTen years is an awfully long time to go without... AWE SPOLIERS. Proceed with caution.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 5-28-07 - Published: 5-26-07 - Elizabeth S. & Will T. - Complete28. The Trouble with Mr Knightly » reviewsSometimes you forget what's most important to you. Sometimes life makes you forget. Sometimes all we need to find happiness is a little reminding. JS.Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,374 - Reviews: 294 - Updated: 5-21-07 - Published: 5-4-07 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete29. Fated Detente » reviewsThe continuation of Inevitable Recrudescence. Sarah has run the labyrinth and defeated the villian for the sake of Jareth and his kingdom. Now what? JS. ON HIATUSLabyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,462 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 5-18-07 - Published: 2-26-07 - Jareth & Sarah30. Fate's Fool » reviewsAs most love stories begin, this is the tale of a man falling in love with a woman... JSLabyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,859 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 5-15-07 - Published: 5-14-07 - Sarah & Jareth - Complete31. Born On A Blue Moon » reviewsIt is said that there was once a Kingdom on the Moon. It is also said that the Earth was once one country. Contact between the people of these Kingdoms was forbidden. But, sometimes love knows no bounds. Sometimes there's no stopping destiny. ON HIATUSSailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 5-13-07 - Published: 5-2-07 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny & Mamoru C./Darien32. The Twilight of Infatuation » reviewsThere are many forms of love, and love that blooms in thirteen hours may grow into something else with time... Written from Jareth's perspective.Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 4-27-07 - Published: 3-6-07 - Sarah & Jareth - Complete33. Delicious Defeat reviewsSarah can't win all the time. WARNING: Adult content.Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 4-7-07 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete34. Things That Go Bump In The Night reviewsSarah Williams knew all about things that went bump in the night. She knew they were real, she knew they could get you if you weren’t careful, and she knew to be careful what you wish for. JS. ONESHOT.Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 3-1-07 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete35. Inevitable Recrudescence » reviewsJareth has been watching Sarah grow up. Fate offers him another chance, under the worst possible circumstances...for him. Please read and review.Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,821 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 2-27-07 - Published: 12-25-06 - Sarah & Jareth - Complete36. Labrys » reviewsIt's been 15 years since Sarah's journey through the Labyrinth. Toby mysteriously goes missing, and Sarah is left putting the pieces of the puzzle together. Was it his choice? Or, did someone else call the shots?Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,954 - Reviews: 144 - Updated: 2-25-07 - Published: 1-28-07 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete37. Til Death Do Us Part » reviewsAlbert Einstein once said that a person starts to live when he can live outside himself. Can Jareth? Will he? JxS.Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,254 - Reviews: 295 - Updated: 2-25-07 - Published: 1-5-07 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete38. Manhunt reviewsI bet you've always wondered what the King and Queen of the Goblins do in their spare time, haven't you? Oneshot.Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 2-19-07 - Sarah & Jareth - Complete39. Til Death Do Us Part: I Love You reviewsTDDUP COMPANION 1st oneshot of series. Jareth's first Valentines Day. A history lesson and a lesson of the heart! Fluffy fluff. Love love. ENJOY!Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-14-07 - Sarah & Jareth - Complete40. Stone Love reviewsSarah has given Jareth's offer some careful consideration. Now, how does she call him back? And even if she can, does he still want her? JxS ONESHOTLabyrinth - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-26-07 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete41. Lost in Ecstasy reviewsThe mind is a fickle thing. Sarah forgets the words and is drawn in by Jareth's promises.Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-20-07 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete42. Wedding Night reviewsSarah's to be specific. It appears I'm feeling like making people suffer today, angsty joy. Take a gander, if you dare. 250 words, oneshot. Please read and review.Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-4-07 - Complete43. Things Aren't Always What They Seem reviewsHeh. A few thoughts on the contents of Jareth's pants. Very short drabble, highly amusing...to me at least. JS. Please feel free to read and review.Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 1-1-07 - Complete44. When Innocence is Lost reviewsThis is all Jareth. What if he was never in love with Sarah herself, but rather her innocence? There is no JS romance in this, in fact I'm downright mean to Sarah and humans in general. ONESHOT. I think I'm out of oneshots...for now...Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-29-06 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete45. The Path Between the Stars reviewsJareth has whittled away at Sarah's defenses for ten years. On a park bench, in the middle of the night, can she keep them up one last time? ONESHOT.Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 12-28-06 - Sarah & Jareth - Complete46. Prologue » reviewsThis story is meant to explain how Trevor and Aeon met...among other things. It is set before the series. Forgive me as it is more coherent than the series itself. Please read and review.Aeon Flux - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-25-06 - Complete