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since: 12-22-06, id: 1186741, Profile Updated: 12-06-07
country: Canada
Author has written 46 stories for Aeon Flux, Labyrinth, Sailor Moon, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Gravitation, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Twilight.

Author, n.

The writer of a book, article, or other text. One who practices writing as a profession. One who writes or constructs an electronic document or system, such as a website. An originator or creator, as of a theory or plan. Author God.

So, in other words, I wish I was an author. I have nothing intelligent, intellectual, or witty to say. I write because I must. Whether it is well-written, whether it is worth reading, whether it entertains you, I shall leave up to you.

I am Canadian. So, if some of my spelling seems off to you (extra 'u's and 'c's instead of 'k's, that sort of thing) it's because I use a Canadian English spell check. -shruggles- It's not my fault I was born and raised in a Commonwealth country.

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1. Kill The Lights » reviews
Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met. Sequel to Great Love. E x S
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,040 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 8-10-09 - Published: 10-28-08 - Eiri Y. & Shuichi S.
2. Consolation Prizes » reviews
Haute couture, indie rock and an out of tune piano. Modern AU, Willabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,154 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 7-24-09 - Published: 7-17-09 - Elizabeth S. & Will T.
3. Inevitablity reviews
A short one-shot describing what Eiri was doing before walking through the park that fateful night. ES fluff.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-30-09 - Eiri Y. & Shuichi S. - Complete
4. Sick » reviews
A short post-Panda Megamix epilogue in three parts.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-23-09 - Published: 1-20-09 - Eiri Y. & Shuichi S. - Complete
5. Summers Versus Cullen reviews
Buffy meets Edward. Nuff said. Buffy X Twilight.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 118 - Published: 11-9-08 - Buffy S. & Edward - Complete
6. Great Love » reviews
Shindou Shuichi, international superstar singer of Bad Luck, has disappeared at the height of his career. No one knows where he is. Coincidentally, renowned novelist, Yuki Eiri is also missing. Told from several characters POVs. SSxYE
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,639 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 10-24-08 - Published: 10-16-08 - Eiri Y. & Shuichi S. - Complete
7. Metamorphosis reviews
I hate concerts. I hate the beauty of his voice. I hate the way he moves on stage. I hate the way he pulls everyone in. I hate that he’s pulled me in. Eiri's POV. E x S.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-13-08 - Eiri Y. & Shuichi S. - Complete
8. Mine Beyond Midnight reviews
The Goblin King dreams of unspoken wishes as he lays waiting for death to claim him. JS. Drabble-ish sort of thinger.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-12-08 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete
9. Music When The Lights Go Out » reviews
An ohyouprettythings lionessrampant84 production! Prepare yourself for a modern AU the likes of which you have never seen! Will prefers Chuck Taylors and ska, Elizabeth plays violin and lives in Central London. Can she tame him? Can he get her dirty?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,514 - Reviews: 218 - Updated: 2-25-08 - Published: 9-16-07 - Elizabeth S. & Will T. - Complete
10. Vis Major » reviews
A storm is approaching and I know the cause. I know it in my very soul. I feel it. I feel him. Why can’t he just leave me alone? JS. Sarah's perspective, 1st person. ON HIATUS
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,868 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 1-26-08 - Published: 1-19-08 - Jareth & Sarah
11. Reincarnation » reviews
Set in modern day, Elizabeth Swann is plagued by dreams of a pirate lover from the 18th century. Dreams become reality as fate plays her hand for the second time. WE. ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,169 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 1-23-08 - Published: 11-22-07 - Will T. & Elizabeth S.
12. Never The Twain Shall Meet » reviews
Post AWE. The reality of the familial situation upon Will's return to shore, ten years after the last time he saw Elizabeth, hits the Turners hard.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Family/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,215 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 11-13-07 - Published: 11-9-07 - Elizabeth S. & Will T. - Complete
13. At Least Once More, Miss Swann » reviews
Propriety, society and love almost never go hand in hand. WE. Set at the very beginning of COTBP and spanning beyond. ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,673 - Reviews: 258 - Updated: 10-28-07 - Published: 5-27-07 - Elizabeth S. & Will T.
14. The Captain's Quarter's reviews
POST AWE. SMUT. Basically, a lovely power struggle between Captain Turner and the Pirate King. Original Challenge from Smithy: Perhaps you could give us one about the passionate roleplaying by Captain and Mrs. Captain Turner.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 10-12-07 - Will T. & Elizabeth S. - Complete
15. Alone in the Dark » reviews
Post DMC. AWE spoilers. Elizabeth Swann was in no hurry to return to her hard bed and cruel dreams, alone in the unsympathetic darkness.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 9-14-07 - Published: 6-16-07 - Will T. & Elizabeth S. - Complete
16. The Silence of Dreams reviews
Things are not always what they seem in this place. It's only a dream, right? Wake up, Sarah, wake up. ONESHOT. JS, dark angsty nasty JS. Rated for general darkness. Haha.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-15-07 - Sarah & Jareth - Complete
17. Sheets reviews
DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOLIERS. PostDH. Reflections of sunlight in the mirror one quiet morning lead to personal reflections of the soul. HPGW. Fluff. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-3-07 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
18. The Apple Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree » reviews
It is easier to accept the social consequences of a blessed marriage below one's birth than for both of people to be ruined in an elopement. I should know... This is the tale of Weatherby Swann and Elizabeth's mother. WSxOC, WxE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 7-27-07 - Published: 6-26-07 - Weatherby S. - Complete
19. Becoming A Weasley reviews
Post Deathly Hallows,so there are spoilers. One night at the Burrow, during dinner, Harry says something that shocks the Weasleys... HPGW. Fluff. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 7-27-07 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete
20. The Last Laugh reviews
Deathly Hallows Spoliers. Centered around George Weasley during the Battle of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-23-07 - George W. - Complete
21. A Gentleman's Drink reviews
Elizabeth Swann never quite understood why the men disappeared into a smoke filled room to sip brandy and laugh raucously whilst the women were expected to head off to bed. So, she made a simple decision: tonight, she would get drunk, just like a man.WE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 7-1-07 - Will T. & Elizabeth S. - Complete
22. If I Made A Wish reviews
If I made a wish, would you grant it? I would certainly try, Miss Swann.WE. PostCOTBP.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 6-15-07 - Elizabeth S. & Will T. - Complete
23. Hide The Rum! reviews
Post DMC. Gibbs always said that it's bad luck to have a woman aboard...and Will is starting to believe him. Best hide the rum from Will Turner! WE. Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 6-9-07 - Will T. & Elizabeth S. - Complete
24. An Impractical Proposal reviews
Elizabeth Swann doesn't ask for much. Just a little excitement, a dash of piracy, and the undying devotion of one Will Turner. Post COTBP, Pre DMC. WE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 6-8-07 - Elizabeth S. & Will T. - Complete
25. In Commemoration of Piracy reviews
Slight AWE spoilers, more like hinting really. I wanted to write a little background story on how Will ends up with the earring he sports throughout AWE. Set immediately after DMC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-2-07 - Will T. - Complete
26. The Dress reviews
It was cream and silver, an English winter dream. It was said to actually have silver filigree in its thread. Only, she wasn’t in England and she didn’t care about silver filigree. PreCOTBP fluff. Willabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 5-28-07 - Will T. & Elizabeth S. - Complete
27. Ten Years » reviews
Ten years is an awfully long time to go without... AWE SPOLIERS. Proceed with caution.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 5-28-07 - Published: 5-26-07 - Elizabeth S. & Will T. - Complete
28. The Trouble with Mr Knightly » reviews
Sometimes you forget what's most important to you. Sometimes life makes you forget. Sometimes all we need to find happiness is a little reminding. JS.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,374 - Reviews: 294 - Updated: 5-21-07 - Published: 5-4-07 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete
29. Fated Detente » reviews
The continuation of Inevitable Recrudescence. Sarah has run the labyrinth and defeated the villian for the sake of Jareth and his kingdom. Now what? JS. ON HIATUS
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,462 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 5-18-07 - Published: 2-26-07 - Jareth & Sarah
30. Fate's Fool » reviews
As most love stories begin, this is the tale of a man falling in love with a woman... JS
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,859 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 5-15-07 - Published: 5-14-07 - Sarah & Jareth - Complete
31. Born On A Blue Moon » reviews
It is said that there was once a Kingdom on the Moon. It is also said that the Earth was once one country. Contact between the people of these Kingdoms was forbidden. But, sometimes love knows no bounds. Sometimes there's no stopping destiny. ON HIATUS
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 5-13-07 - Published: 5-2-07 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny & Mamoru C./Darien
32. The Twilight of Infatuation » reviews
There are many forms of love, and love that blooms in thirteen hours may grow into something else with time... Written from Jareth's perspective.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 4-27-07 - Published: 3-6-07 - Sarah & Jareth - Complete
33. Delicious Defeat reviews
Sarah can't win all the time. WARNING: Adult content.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 4-7-07 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete
34. Things That Go Bump In The Night reviews
Sarah Williams knew all about things that went bump in the night. She knew they were real, she knew they could get you if you weren’t careful, and she knew to be careful what you wish for. JS. ONESHOT.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 3-1-07 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete
35. Inevitable Recrudescence » reviews
Jareth has been watching Sarah grow up. Fate offers him another chance, under the worst possible circumstances...for him. Please read and review.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,821 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 2-27-07 - Published: 12-25-06 - Sarah & Jareth - Complete
36. Labrys » reviews
It's been 15 years since Sarah's journey through the Labyrinth. Toby mysteriously goes missing, and Sarah is left putting the pieces of the puzzle together. Was it his choice? Or, did someone else call the shots?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,954 - Reviews: 144 - Updated: 2-25-07 - Published: 1-28-07 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete
37. Til Death Do Us Part » reviews
Albert Einstein once said that a person starts to live when he can live outside himself. Can Jareth? Will he? JxS.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,254 - Reviews: 295 - Updated: 2-25-07 - Published: 1-5-07 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete
38. Manhunt reviews
I bet you've always wondered what the King and Queen of the Goblins do in their spare time, haven't you? Oneshot.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 2-19-07 - Sarah & Jareth - Complete
39. Til Death Do Us Part: I Love You reviews
TDDUP COMPANION 1st oneshot of series. Jareth's first Valentines Day. A history lesson and a lesson of the heart! Fluffy fluff. Love love. ENJOY!
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-14-07 - Sarah & Jareth - Complete
40. Stone Love reviews
Sarah has given Jareth's offer some careful consideration. Now, how does she call him back? And even if she can, does he still want her? JxS ONESHOT
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-26-07 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete
41. Lost in Ecstasy reviews
The mind is a fickle thing. Sarah forgets the words and is drawn in by Jareth's promises.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-20-07 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete
42. Wedding Night reviews
Sarah's to be specific. It appears I'm feeling like making people suffer today, angsty joy. Take a gander, if you dare. 250 words, oneshot. Please read and review.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-4-07 - Complete
43. Things Aren't Always What They Seem reviews
Heh. A few thoughts on the contents of Jareth's pants. Very short drabble, highly amusing...to me at least. JS. Please feel free to read and review.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 1-1-07 - Complete
44. When Innocence is Lost reviews
This is all Jareth. What if he was never in love with Sarah herself, but rather her innocence? There is no JS romance in this, in fact I'm downright mean to Sarah and humans in general. ONESHOT. I think I'm out of oneshots...for now...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-29-06 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete
45. The Path Between the Stars reviews
Jareth has whittled away at Sarah's defenses for ten years. On a park bench, in the middle of the night, can she keep them up one last time? ONESHOT.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 12-28-06 - Sarah & Jareth - Complete
46. Prologue » reviews
This story is meant to explain how Trevor and Aeon met...among other things. It is set before the series. Forgive me as it is more coherent than the series itself. Please read and review.
Aeon Flux - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-25-06 - Complete
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