OMG I'm not dead! I've posted chapter 16 on I Can't Believe You Love Me, so go read! Haha.

Ok everyone. As you can probably see, there's a little extra something just below my usual update section, so take a look if you want. Flaming is something I don't particualarly want to deal with, so if you plan on posting a flame on mine, or a friend of mines stories...I would advise reading the below first.

From now on, since my computer hates me and I made a mistake replying to a flamer(didn't get to finish it and it sounds rather stupid, since there's a chunk missing), I am no longer even going to truly bother repling to those who, for some fucked up reason, have gained fame among fellow writers, simply by putting others down.

Though, treat others as you would have others treat you, so flamers, if I see reason to pick on YOU, I will have much reason too, and it won't be to yell, it will be to make a prbably fruitless attempt to straighten your twisted thinking out.

Till next update, good writing to you all,

TTA

After a recent talk with someone, and an extremely pointless flame from someone you may know, Flame Rising, and he can kiss MY @ss for posting his name, though I'm sure he won't mind, I'm putting up a set of guidelines that I think others should follow as well, Flamers and Writers alike.

To the Flamers

1. If you're going to flame, do yourself a favor and have a good reason. Yes I know that wouldn't make it much of a flame, but then you might not look like as much of an idiot than you are already.

2. If you don't have any stories, I am going to assume you have no inkling idea what your talking about when it comes to grammar, spelling, and sentence structure. Go back to high school or pay more attention in class.

3. Pairing flamers...Most, and I mean MOST authors will LIST IN THEIR STORY DESCRIPTION which pairings are in their story, so don't read a story with a pairing your going to diss, otherwise you'll sound like an asshole who read teh story simply to find some innocent author to put down, which, not surprisingly, I'm sure you are!

4. If you honestly think your giving 'honest' feedback, think again. All your doing is discouraging another young, or maybe even older, writer from doing what they more than likely love to do, and in the end, fanfiction is for FUN.

5. If you post anything on FFN and flame, make sure you watch your OWN grammar, you hypocrites! Hmm...Maybe THAT'S why no flamer seems to have stories up...They're hypocrites who enjoy putting down others because they can write and poor Mr. Flamer can't!

6. Guess what, if you've ever done anything listed in here, your an asshole! Congrats! Now go fck yourself because you have no reason to be on this website.

To the Authors

When Flamed:

1. If you can(becuase sometimes you just can't) ignore it. Don't go off on a rant about how they know nothing, because who knows, maybe they do. This will give them more ground to make fun of your writings, called for or not, so just try to avoid it. This also gives them exactly what they were going for.

2. If you do reply, 'politely' tell them your opinion of their statements, and maybe even throw in something just to irk them, like, oh...'I'll work on it next time! Thank you so much for wasting your time!' Either they'll be extremely confused, laugh at you, or get pissed off themselves.

3. There are some times when the flame is just too horrible to let it pass by...these are the times when you must turn to the report button. You know you wanted to in the first place, but then you wonder...Will it do any good?

Maybe not, but hey! It's worth a shot, isn't it? Maybe you'll rid FFN of one more flamer who shouldn't have had any rights on this site in the first place.

Just for the heck of it too, here are the story status'
Two Spirits, One Soul- This one will be ON HOLD until I finish my Sasu/Hina!Sorrys...
I Can't Believe You Love Me- In progress. On hold for just a liiiittle while longer...again...Sorry!!
Gunpowder and Lead- Payback- Complete One-shot.
My Dreams are My Reality- Complete One-shot
Better as a Memory- Complete One-shot

Wow...I've really been working on my short story skills...I used to not be able to write a short story if my grades depended on it...They went on and on and on and on...Anyways...Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaase review...I won't withold any of my stories for lack of reviews,but I do appreciate any helpful criticism. All opinions welcome, good, bad, or impartial. And thank you to Kitten262 for breaking (well,for the most part) my no-spacing-after-puntuation-marks habit.TY!!

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

IIf you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

92 percent of american teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile.

Hehe...We are all such evil bastards...

Here's one of my own :

If you think that Sasuke is a self-absorbed asshole and needs to DIE, put this on your profile.

Hehehehehe...Yes...I am evil bastard.Hear me bitch!Let's hope my boyfriend doesn't find this though...He's a Sasuke 'fanboy'.

Till later...