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Author has written 61 stories for Naruto, Card Captor Sakura, Loveless, Mai HiME, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. Hi, I'm Boke-chan. It's a pleasure to meet you! I lurk around a lot of place but never really make an impression, so it's very easy to miss me. But my name isn't really all that uncommon, so there's a high percentage that you've already met another "Boke-chan" who isn't me -- you might even be one. | |||||||||
1. How England got more than acquainted with France reviewsWhere a first meeting eventually leads to more.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-24-09 - France & England - Complete2. Falling in love isn't like This reviewsIf they never fell in love, a lot of things could have never happened.Mai HiME - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-9-09 - Akira O. & Takumi T. - Complete3. Surprisingly Enough reviewsNaruto gets his nervous breakdowns when it comes to people confessing to him or even the other way around . And Sasuke is simply maintaining his stance on life. SasuNaru, vice versaNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-9-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete4. The Confession Scenario reviewsMinato chooses the worst time to say all the things that matter. Kushina wonders if that's supposed to be a genius thing.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 11-1-08 - Minato N. & Kushina U. - Complete5. Timely Conflict » reviewsBoy from the future gets girl from the past. Boy from the future goes to past. Boy from the future gets surprised. Girl from the past is really... a boy from the past. A not so much epic tale of boy meets boy and things happening in between. NaruSasuNaruNaruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,269 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 6-2-08 - Published: 9-30-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.6. Watered Down reviewsSometimes, the replacement just can't fully carry out its purpose because the routine doesn't allow it to.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-29-08 - Sai - Complete7. Before Sunrise reviewsIt seemed as if they were honestly living on borrowed time. Perhaps Itachi's lied far too much and maybe Kakashi's just tired. KakaItaNaruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-23-08 - Kakashi H. & Itachi U. - Complete8. I fell in love with? reviewsFalling for the "Perfect Man" isn't as easy as fairy tales make it out to be. Sakura learns this the hard way.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-9-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete9. Full Circle reviewsThey're stuck in an angry love triangle wherein one side isn't aware, the other doesn't care, and the last one struggles to meet both sides.Loveless - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-4-08 - Complete10. The Boy who Sang reviewsUzumaki Naruto is no legend. He hasn't lived through anything horrible, nor is he suffering right now. He does sing though. Quite horribly, too. But at least it's helped him find someone he'd eventually fall for. NaruSasuNaruNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-22-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete11. An Account of an Exorcism reviewsNaruto wants to save people and Sasuke wants to see himself. And then, somehow, two people with the different goals manage to meet each other. NaruSasuNaruNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-25-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete12. Princess Princess Prince reviewsSasuke, well, didn't even know how he got there – he had a feeling that perhaps it had something to do with Itachi OH, DEFINITELY. He knew that he was now a candidate for being a wife. Fairytale romance? No, thank you.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-24-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete13. Act upon It reviewsWherein Naruto and Sasuke have a moment in the hospital. And mostly where Kushina partially deals with her son finding love in her archnemesisofsorts' son.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-24-07 - Naruto U. - Complete14. Human Frailty reviewsThe word had never been associated with him at all. He was foreign to it and its meaning. Until that one night when everything came spiraling down. Uzumaki Naruto was put to a halt.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-23-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete15. A Big Coincidence? reviewsNeji was looking for a job to sustain his Christmas expenses. When he finally got one, he didn't think that it would come with a potential boyfriend.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-22-07 - Neji H. & Sasuke U. - Complete16. Much Ado about Everything Else reviewsWherein Naruto likes his teacher, Kakashi thinks that Naruto likes really old men, Sakura likes man on man, and Sai, Sasuke, and Itachi might just find “family” in each other. It is a most dysfunctional confession.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-22-07 - Complete17. Romeo and Juliet » reviewsTwo families at war. A boy. And another boy. A love not meant to be. What does that all lead up to? Grief? More issues? More unnecessary loveangst? Gifts? Marriage?... Atrocious poetry?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 12-1-07 - Published: 7-3-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.18. This kind of Solace reviewsIt's really different when you're not whole. Team 7 – or what remains of them – assess things and come out with a horrible conclusion.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-1-07 - Complete19. Uzumaki Harem reviewsNaruto is a king. A king with a harem. Yet he is a king without “love.” Sasuke is an adviser. An adviser who just happened to get caught in the middle of it all. [focuses on NaruSasuNaru]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-14-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete20. In the Middle of a Confrontation reviewsWherein Sasuke tries a relatively smart and direct approach in winning the heart of possibly the biggest idiot that he's ever seen. Or, well, get the guy to go out with him. Subtlety be damned.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 11-2-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete21. Look Here reviewsIt really is hard to let go of something. Especially if this 'something' is a someone that you can't reach anymore. [borderline NaruSasuNaru]Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-28-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete22. Steamy Love Affair reviewsKarin has gay sensing problems – girls in love are like that. Suigetsu has pheromone problems – even fishes need to mate. Juugo has growth hormone problems – he's tall. And Sasuke... has a smirk on his face? [SuiSasu]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-17-07 - Suigetsu H. & Sasuke U. - Complete23. Love Love Mikoto reviewsWhen she was much younger and much more inclined to masculinity, Kushina liked to play around girls. Winning their hearts, sweeping them off their feet. However, there was one girl she'd never quite romanced.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-9-07 - Complete24. Accidentally Yours reviewsMinato, for all his smarts, really didn't know that much about love or romance. It really was quite normal that he didn't know that he was already being courted by Kushina. Much less being in a relationship with her. [KushiMinaKushi]Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 10-4-07 - Minato N. - Complete25. Wooing reviewsLove, as they say, is a game. It has rules. Like any other game, there are also loopholes. Like any video game, there are cheat sheets. Join one man as he plays one game that nobody else hasn't won. However, love, as some say, isn't a joke. [NaruSasu]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 9-16-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete26. That's Called Courting? » reviewsThere's a school legend that if someone trips on a can that you put in the hallway where the principal's office is, that person's your “soul mate.” Enter Naruto who's hoping to trip his pink haired crush. But things don't go as planned... [NaruSasu]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,089 - Reviews: 136 - Updated: 8-20-07 - Published: 4-27-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.27. Take A Picture reviewsLife moves as fast as a roller coaster. That's how Naruto and Sasuke's lives are like. They're too fast that they often don't manage to meet each other. And if they do manage to meet each other, more than often, there's something wrong with the scenario.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-18-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete28. Contradictions reviewsNaruto was the cute freshman who tried to look his age. Sasuke was the nonchalant senior who was loved by all. They probably had the oddest relationship dynamics. [Fem!SasuNaruSasu]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-17-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete29. How they love reviews“If there was no word like love or like, how would you show me that you loved me?” Girls focused more on words. And guys focused more on actions. But what if in your relationship, the girl always talks, but the guy never does anything? [ShikaIno]Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-14-07 - Ino Y. & Shikamaru N. - Complete30. Expressions reviewsSai likes to sketch. He likes to draw his newfound... home. It really is quite a pity that he can't draw their eyes right. And when he does get the feeling that he'll be able to draw them completely, he doesn't have a sketchpad in hand.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-11-07 - Sai - Complete31. Time Flies reviewsLove is such a strange concept, isn't it? You can't duplicate love. You can't repeat love. It happens just once. In just one moment. And after that... it's all gone. As if it's never been there.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-7-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete32. Fifteen Seconds reviewsIn this fast paced society, anything can happen. Nowadays, you just need a few seconds, just a few seconds to touch the life of someone you've known for ages. Quite the irony, isn't it?Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-4-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete33. Hate reviews...Because everyone knows how special Sasuke and Naruto are. They just don't have hot, raunchy 'sex'. They have hot, raunchy 'hate'sex. Sometimes, occasionally. Every now and then. Just for the heck of it, really. [NaruSasu] [a hint of KyuuMada]Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-1-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete34. Yee hyah? reviewsNaruto Uzumaki is a ninja who recently got tired of wanting to be a ninja. So, now, he tries to be a cowboy. But how can anyone be a cowboy in Konoha, the most cowless hidden ninja village?Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-28-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete35. Three Minutes reviewsThey didn't talk to each other. They just waited for the elevator doors to open again. In all actuality, it was more onesided than anything, really. [You almost always fall in love with the person you least expected.]Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-17-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete36. Cinnamon reviewsNaruto doesn't like cinnamon, but he puts it in his coffee anyway.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-6-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete37. How does Naruto know that he's in love? reviews... And it doesn't at all help when the closest thing he has for a love consultant is a 900something demon. But since Naruto's never been in love before, how can he know that? [“It's called mating, dumbass, and you've found yourself a catch.”]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 6-30-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete38. Suigetsu? Hozuki Suigetsu? Who? reviewsObviously, there's more than just one side of dear Suigetsu. His bunshin is honestly just plain freaky. [Not trying to insult the whole Suigetsu and Suigetsu H. system, not at all.]Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-20-07 - Suigetsu H. & Suigetsu H. - Complete39. Seme and Uke reviewsNaruto likes to point out that Sasuke has “uke” in his name. Sasuke doesn't care. Naruto likes to point out that Sasuke looks more like an uke. Sasuke still doesn't care. In the end, who really is the uke? [A not what you think fic...?]Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 6-9-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete40. Twenty Reasons » reviewsTwenty reasons for certain topics that are related to Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto's relationship. Like, why does Sasuke hate Naruto? Or why does he like Naruto? Why is he even with Naruto when he should be making Uchiha babies? [SasuNaru]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 6-3-07 - Published: 5-29-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.41. Faces and Names reviewsPeople can't always have what they want. Happy endings aren't always gotten. And more than often, one's love isn't be returned. Some people find ways to cope. Even though it's a substitution, at least it's somewhat real.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-1-07 - Sasuke U. - Complete42. Just Touring Around » reviewsPut together two demons, one not so normal human, and an elf, and what do you get? The adventure of a lifetime! Or, well, a series of events and circumstances that are pretending to be adventures. [Eventual NaruSasuNaru]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,518 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 6-1-07 - Published: 5-2-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.43. Love Ramen reviewsWhile Teuchi and Ayame were on a vaction, Naruto found his greatest enemy and the biggest insult to ramen. Topless ramen in all its beauty... Instant packet ramen.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-21-07 - Naruto U. - Complete44. The Bitchy and the Bastard reviewsIt's because Sasuke is a curious and quiet boy. It's because Suigetsu is stuck there and likes to babble. It's because... really, they're not quite sure why Sasuke still comes and Suigetsu still talks. [slight SuiSasuSui]Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 5-17-07 - Sasuke U. & Suigetsu H. - Complete45. Apartment Affections reviewsNaruto has always been a messy person. He can't stand the thought of living in a clean apartment. What happens, then, when an anal retentive bastard becomes his roommate? [SasuNaruSasu]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-16-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete46. Emotion Dissociation reviewsCan anything in the world be unconditional? What is love? Is it even real? Sasuke is confused about love, doesn't believe in love. Then, in the end, he isn't so sure at all. And it's all because of the blond king of irrationality, Naruto.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-13-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete47. Love Me Knots reviewsNaruto is an odd person. Figures that he fell in love with the same guy twice because the dude tied his shoelaces properly and combed his hair. [SasuNaruSasu]Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 5-11-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete48. Hunting for Love reviewsNeji doesn't like the idea of his friends finding his special person for him. He wants to find this person by himself. He just didn't expect to find this person while waiting for his new mentor. [NejiSasu]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-10-07 - Neji H. & Sasuke U. - Complete49. Loving Sasuke reviewsKakashi really didn't plan on coming clean with his feelings. However, the release of the new Icha Icha book forces him to take immediate action. How will his object of affections react? Will he get a chance at a happy ending?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-9-07 - Kakashi H. & Sasuke U. - Complete50. Everything reviewsNaruto wants to learn a new jutsu. Jiraiya is relentless. And Sasuke will do anything to make his blond happy. [mindless JiraSasu and NaruSasuNaru]Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-7-07 - Jiraiya & Sasuke U. - Complete51. The Vendo Machine reviewsYou find love in the oddest places. Naruto found it when he was arguing with the vendo machine that ate his coins and his bills. It was in the form of a darkhaired bastard that got the remaining softdrink. The same one that he was trying to buy.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-6-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete52. 1000 Miles for You reviewsLife is full of choices. If someone is to move forward, they have to make the best choice. Though that doesn't mean that the best choice is the one that'll make them happy. [NaruSasu? NejiSasu?]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-30-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete53. The Assignment » reviewsJoin Eriol, Syaoran, Sakura, and Tomoyo as they do their History project assigned to them by their, well, History teacher. Enjoy the silliness and the idiocy while they struggle with silence and sugar to finish their project and hopefully get good grades.Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,213 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-28-07 - Published: 4-4-07 - Complete54. Uncertainty reviews“I hate it. This uncertainty that lies between the two of us,” Sasuke whispered. “It's as if you aren't real. This is just like with niisan.” Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is a complex thing. They're suffering from the mystery of it all. [NaruSasuNaru]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-21-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete55. It's Always the Sand reviewsGaara likes Sasuke. Really likes him. Sasuke's interested in him, too. So what's stopping them from getting it on? A humorous and short take on how Gaara and Sasuke finally get together despite that one single thing.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-20-07 - Gaara & Sasuke U. - Complete56. Knowledge reviewsHe may be a bastard and an avenger, he may have been a traitor, but Neji and Itachi know that Sasuke isn't heartless. He loved far too much.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-16-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete57. Neji Muses, Naruto Contemplates reviewsNeji and Sasuke have an odd relationship. Naruto is just the best friend who's in love with Sasuke. Sasuke's madly in love with Neji. Neji... doesn't know if he loves Sasuke or not. Onesided SasuNeji and NaruSasu at first... hints of NejiNaruSasuNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-9-07 - Neji H. & Naruto U. - Complete58. Confession Fusses reviews“I don't share the same feelings. I don't want you and I sure as hell don't like you.” Sasuke just had to make everything harder. Or was the world just against Naruto?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,443 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 4-6-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete59. Naruto's Everyday Ninja Life reviewsA sneak peek at a day in the life of almost everyone's favorite blond boy... who's now Rokudaime Hokage.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-31-07 - Naruto U. - Complete60. It's for a Cause reviewsHe thinks about why he wants to save Sasuke and what's their real relationship. He tries to understand Sasuke's reasons for wanting to kill Itachi for a bit. Naruto musings in general.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-23-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete61. Hanami reviewsI've always loved him, regardless of everything. I can still remember when we first met. It was on one clear day. The sakura were in full bloom...Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-19-07 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
