hola! here is me

age=im not telling :p

occupation=student

school=boston latin academy

location=hm, lets see if you can figure this out. i go to BOSTON latin academy.

name=Whorpal Kickasso

likes=redwall, naruto, harry potter, naruto/hinata pairings, LOADS of other things.

dislikes=people who think that harry should propose to ginny with a diamond worth a trillion galeons or something. i think that is showofy, and rude to ginny, as shes poor, and a friggin rock the size of jupiter is shoved in her face... i also hate most vegitables, hard work when not in the mood, people who think gai and lee should go on and on about the fires of youth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111, and bad video games

iarhamster is no longer my name. okay?

stories 8)

a dangerous love, an odd couple= in progress. hopefully,i will be able to hit 50,000 words, so, twenty chapters should work(on haitus)

coming soon...

im thinking about making a naruto fic, titled "disowned" and here is the summary=

naruto/hina!yay!(halfway between narutos third year at academy) anyway, after an incredibly poor training session, hinata is beaten severly, and abandoned by her family. naruto, walking home from the ramon, restaraunt finds her, collapsed, and takes her to his appartment. the kyuubi is female, to be found out later. major pairings=naru/hina(yay!) sakura/ino(;), ((maybe)) kyuubi/kakashi, saske/harem of fanboys. more later...

beliefs=

potatos are the food of the gods

there is nothing wrong with being bisexual.if you agree, copy this into your profile.if you are bi, sign below=boomfur riottail,

updates=all my fans(if i have any,anyway) im sorry for not updating, but school is such a BIATCH.

me+school=urge to kill

update! i have taken to using my class time as a writing place, so updates should be easeir to come by

...twitches i have found the most evil thingh on the planet! a chouji/naruto fic!twitches again

random corner!(yay)

if there were no strangers, there would be no friends.(A quote i am proud to have made)

bush has a new politicol opponent, who is wining the nation over.some reporters ask the man for some quotes. he pulls up all the mikes and says "America needs a douch, because its bush stinks!"(sorry, bad, i know. mad props on my friend Monty for makin this joke.)

rock lee is not a retard! anyone who thinks he is is a retard.sure, he says Spirit of youth! and crap like that, but not in every sentance!grahhh!he is one of the coolest people in Naruto.give him some props, ya know?(i hate Guy tho.)

sakura is a stupid ho.

people tend to talk more about the roach then the cock.

parker the evil unicorn sez=come play leap frog with me!

parker the evil unicorn sez=my idea of a joke is to punch someone in the funny bone.

three guys are going barhopping. two of them walk into a bar. the last guy says, "wow, that must have hurt!"

ahhh! fatass gonna eat me!ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

read webcomics, exept dont read Jack. it is os disturb ing 8-0

"i want this place spick and span" is a racist saying yet it is used often.

in memory of those who didnt make it at virginia tech, may peace, not hate, rule the world.

polotics and relegion should mix like water and oil

i hate tabloids. who gives a turd about what some silicon pumped tart-lett does and who she does it with? i mean, damn, its just creepy.