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I always have to have music on while I write, the usual is the IS soundtracks on repeat. I'm crazy, as if you haven't noticed. I love to be with my second family (my friends and my adoptive niece and nephew (they're my BFF's kids)). I have random giggle attacks way too many times per day. My BFFs are crazy!Sometimes worse than me. I have one who loves rubber ducks, I just found out we have matching ones. One who is now traumatized by hot dogs, as am I. And one who loves Twilight and Edward Cullen as much as me! I work for an after school program and I now hate kids. I'm thinking about getting spayed (hahaha). Books are my life, I would marry them if I could. and I have four cats, none of which are normal. Anything else you can ask or look at my homepage.

You can hear most of the songs from the Claire de Lune series on my homepage. The list is there as well.

Instant Star Quotes:
Sadie: Speaking of safe... Extra large, how generous. (Holding box of condoms)
Jude:Uh... yeah. I didn't know. I-I don't know.

Tommy: No, no. This accident was a sign, it can't happen.
Jude: What? What?!
Tommy: No.
Jude: God! (She punches him in the stomach.)

Wally: Man, Karma nailed you.
Kyle: Apparently so did Spied.

Tommy: But she's my girl.

Kwest: All this righteous indignation, and she's not even the sister you want.
Tommy: Back off!
Kwest: Not that the underage thing ever stopped you in the past though.
Tommy: I'm serious man, shut it!
Kwest: If you ever got Jude it would be the worst thing that ever happen to her.
(Tommy punches him.) (What's with me and punching?)

Jude: Everyone saw... my boobs.
Sadie: Just one of them.
Jude: (sighs) Dignity.
Sadie: What do you call lefty?

Tommy: That's it then. You wanna call it, ride this baby all the way to Vegas?
Jude: Uh, that's tempting. But, uh, I actually need to get dropped off. I have this... thing.
Tommy: A guitar playing, surfer dude thing?

Jude: Ooh, it's Little Tommy Q and your parachute pants are just so shiny!

Jamie: I love you. As one loves their scary boss.

Jude: To hell with dignity, this is war.
Spied: Is it... contained?
Jamie: For now. What was on that tape?
Kyle: Just a couple of badgers mating.
Spied: And you had that tape in your car because...? (extremely awkward silence) Good.

Tommy: If I had a daughter, I'd never let her date me.

Jude: I know you care, Tommy, you save a look just for me. I know.

Tommy: You kissed me
Sadie: Yeah. My ex boyfriend and the ex best friend of my boyfriend and now my sisters ex. God Tommy, this is so bad
Tommy: No it is simple. I want Jude, but I messed it up. The end.

Cassandra: How can you possible think that losing your virginity will be as special for Tommy as it will be for you?
Jude: Doesn't matter, you're from Tommy's past.
Sadie: His most recent past.
Jude: No, NO!
Sadie: Okay, so you don't want to split a brownie, sheesh.
Jude: (huffs) No brownie.

Karma: Oopsie-Doodle.

Jude: You ready? I stripped down the vocals and undressed the mic. Or is that too NC-17 for you?
Tommy: I was hoping you'd leave the sarcasm at home.
(Kwest walks in)
Jude: Why wouldn't you sleep with me?
(Kwest makes a quick exit)

Tommy: So do I still get to come to your swanky little party?
Jude: If you wear a mustache.
Tommy: And can I still dance with you?
Jude: At arms length.
Tommy: What about birthday kiss?
Jude: On the cheek.
Tommy: Let me see if I got this right. (So cute, until they're caught by her dad)

Jude: I'm no grown up. I'm a stupid girl who just caught my boyfriend kissing my sister.
Boy: That sucks.

Tommy: Is everyone decent?
Jude: I think the iguana is topless.
Tommy: I'll consider myself warned.

Jude: You should be mushroom cloud of hair gel and leather!

Jamie: Of course this Liam Fenway, I swear on the Blarney Stone.

Tommy: You're a piece of work Harrison.
Jude: I get it.
Tommy: You don't know how many times I thought about just asking you just leave with me. But there are things you don't know.
Jude: I know I love you. (He pulls her closer) There's my look. (He kisses her and I squeak)

Jude: It's Tommy. He's got a plan
Spied: I bet he does.

Tommy: It's romantic, it's got passion, it's...
Jude: It's about you.

Quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
Buffy: From now on, I'm only going to hang out with the living-- I mean lively...people.
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Xander: They can fly?
Buffy: They can drive.
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Xander: I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.
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Willow: Not even for a dangerous and mysterious older man whose leather jacket you're wearing right now?
Buffy: It goes with the shoes.
Willow: Come on. Angel pushed your buttons. You know he does.
Buffy: I suppose some girls might find him good-looking... if they have eyes. All right, he's a honey.

Giles: A vampire in love with a slayer. It's rather poetic... in a maudlin sort of way.

Xander: You were looking at my neck.
Angel: What?
Xander: You were checking out my neck, I saw you.
Angel: No, I wasn't.
Xander: Just keep your distance, pal.
Angel: I wasn't looking at your neck.
Xander: I told you to eat before we left.

Xander: Are we overlooking the idea that she might be very attracted to me? (Odd looks all around) She's possessed.

Willow: That's what it was! I mean, why else would she be acting as such a B-I-T-C-H?
Giles: Willow, we're all a little too old to be spelling things out.
Xander: A bitca?

Buffy (reading a note): Come to the Bronze before it opens, or we make her a meal.
Xander: They're gonna cook her dinner?

Buffy: I don't trust you. You're a vampire. (Angel glares at her) Oh, I'm sorry, was that an offensive term? Should I say “undead American”?

Cordelia: I mean, you can dry-clean till Judgment Day, you are living with those stains.
Jenny: Yeah, that's the worst part about being hung upside down by a vampire who wants to slit your throat. The stains.

Buffy: I'm an old-fashioned gal. I was raise to believe that men dig up the corpses and women have the babies.

Angel: Crazy like a 241-year-old being jealous of a high-school junior?

Buffy: That was never proven. The fire marshal said it coulda been mice.
Snyder: Mice?
Buffy: Mice that were smoking?

Spike: You think you can fool me?! You were my sire, man! You were my... Yoda!

Angel: Listen. If we date, you and I both know one thing's going to lead to another.
Buffy: One thing's already led to another. It's a little late to be reading me the warning label.
Angel: I'm just trying to protect you. This could get out of control.
Buffy: Isn't that the way it's supposed to be?
Angel: This isn't some fairy tale: when I kiss you, you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after
Buffy: No. When you kiss me, I wanna die.

Spike: This is just... Neat.

Ethan: Chunky and creamy. Oh, no. Sorry. That's peanut butter.

Xander: Yeah. I'm with Dead Boy on this one.
Angel: Could you not call me that?

Angel: Do you love me?
Buffy: What?
Angel: Do you?
Buffy: I love you.

Xander: Angel was in your bedroom?
Willow: Ours is a forbidden love.

Buffy: Just droppin' by for some quality time with Mr. Gordo?
Angel: Excuse me?
Buffy: The pig.

Buffy: OK. A regular kid and her cradle-robbing, creature-of-the-night boyfriend.

Kendra: She died?
Buffy: Just a little.

Buffy: You can attack me, you can send assassins after me – that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend.

Angel: As long as scum like you is walking...well, rolling... the streets, I'll be there.

Spike: Hurts, doesn't it?
Angel: Well, you know, it kind of itches a little.

Cordelia: Pieces? We get the pieces? Our job sucks!

Buffy: I remember coming on to you. I remember begging you to undress me. And then a sudden need for cheese.

Buffy: I can't believe it's the same person. He's completely different from the guy I knew.
Willow: Well, sort of, except...
Buffy: Except what?
Willow: You're still the only thing he thinks about.

Angel (to Joyce): I haven't been able to sleep since the night we made love.

Angel: Don't worry Roller-Boy. I've got everything under control.

Xander: Take a walk overbite.

Xander: Okay. So we can flip the ghost over when it turns a nice golden brown?Spike: You might want to let up. They say when you've drawn blood, you've exfoliated.
Angel: What do you know about it? I'm the one who was freakin' violated. You didn't have this thing in you.
Drusilla: What was it? A demon?
Angel: Love!
Drusilla: Poor Angel.

Xander: Know what really grates my cheese? That Buffy's not here to share my moral outrage about swim-team perks. She's too busy being one of them.

Cordelia: What the hell are you doing here?!
Xander: I'm undercover
Buffy: Not under much.

Cordelia: It's one thing to be dating the lame unpopular guy, but its another to be dating the creature from the Blue Lagoon
Xander: Black Lagoon. The creature from the Blue Lagoon was Brooke Shields.

Buffy: Great. This is just what my reputation needs: that I did it with the entire swim team.

Spike: Nice walk, pet?
Drusilla: I met an old man. Didn't like him. He got stuck in my teeth.

Spike: Its a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big.

Whistler: What a package. The Stink Guy!

Angel: I was hoping we could get back together. What do you think? Do we have a shot? All right! We'll fight.

Spike: Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs.

Joyce: You're not going to hurt them, are you?
Buffy: I'm a slayer, not a postal worker.

Giles: In order to... to be worthy... you must perform the ritual... in a tutu. Pillock!
Angel: All right. Someone get the chainsaw.
Spike: Now, now, don't let's lose our temper.
Angel: Keep out of it Sit'n'Spin.

Giles: They get inside my head. Make me see things I want.
Xander: Then why would they make you see me?
Giles: Oh, right. Let's go.

Angel: What's happening, Buffy?
Buffy: Shhh... it doesn't matter. (She kisses him passionately.) I love you.
Angel: I love you.
Buffy: Close your eyes.
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Random Quotes
Pirate 1: Shoot him!
Pirate 2: Cut out his tongue!
Jack Sparrow: Shoot him and cut out his tongue. Then shoot his tongue!

Jacques: We could get kinky and see how bats and rats make love. (Dark Desire)

Raven: I'm not sure we'll know how to do this in a bed. (Dark Prince)

Lee: Okay, guess I'll go check the bathrooms. See if the toilets are still there. (The Best Years)

Nutter Butter: Did you hear the lightning? (or the other possibility) Did you see the thunder?

Me (looking at my nephew jumping on a huge TV box): When is that thing leaving?
My mom: His mom should be here by 5:30.
Me: I meant the box.