Profile:

Name: Saroko Phoenix

Age: None of your beeswax

Gender: Female

Favorite things: Anything interesting

Dislikes: Following the crowd, bees, yaoi, and bad writing/art

Quotes from cartoons and animaes:

Mandy: I missed you (pulls out laser) but my aim has improved. -Mandy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Quotes from comics (and mangas):

STUPID, STUPID RAT CREATURES!- Bone from Bone

Quotes from Games:

"Creation is the key to inspiration. Using the Universal Language of Art one can inspire many. For better or for worse; the world is ours to shape."-Drawn to Life

Quotes from webcomics:

Erika: I'm more than a little worried by the fact that finding you in handcuffs doesn't suprise me.

Largo: Is that bad?- Erika and Largo from Megatokyo.

Quotes from real life:

Me: (writing e-mail) MY DOG JUST HAD PUPPIES! (sends e-mail)

Friend's reply: OMG! ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A BAPTISM?! - Me and an on-line friend

Warnings:

Through some twist of fate...or morbid joke of God...or most likely both I have trouble getting the story I want to write out of my head and onto my computer. I swear it's like grating your head against a cheese grater. Heck, maybe the cheese grater will actually be easier. Point is, my stories may seem a little choppy because of this, but if you can bear with me you might actually enjoy a half-way decent story.

My updates may be a tad on the slow side. Ok, they'll take a heck of a long time to update! The paragraph above plays a big part in it, but I also have a tendency to get lazy or get caught up in something else. Not to mention I think to myself, "I doubt anyone is actually reading this so no one's going to shed a tear if I don't update on a weekly basis." For those of you who do read, don't worry. I hate leaving a story unfinished so I will 'eventually' finish it.

And yeah, I have a low opinion of my work.

Current stories:

Finishing

Category: Neopets

Chapters so far: 3

Status: In-progress (currently going through hiatus because I'm not in the least bit satisfied with chapter four)

Two Small Books:

Category: Invader Zim

Chapters so far: 2

Status: In-progress (also on hiatus)