Hi.

I haven't updated this in a while... I guess that's why I'm here.. So...I'm totally editting this...

Bio: Info on Me:

Name: Evelyn

Height: Around 5'2''

Grade: 9th. Love high school.

Age: 14

Birthday: March 8th

Country: USA

Gender: Female

Ethnicity: 100 Chinese

Eye color: Dark Brown.

Hair Color: Dark, dark brown, almost black at the top, and lightens (naturally) to dark orange/blondish brown at the bottom

Myself: Alright, so, I'm this kinda nerdy-girl, who's considered pretty intelligent, but has little street smarts. I tend to be oblivious, and rather naive. I laugh way too much at school, etc, but not at home. People say that I write and draw really well. I was pretty good at swimming, cuz I was on the swim team for 3 years, but my mom made me quit recently, but I started tennis at school a few months ago. I lovelovelove it.

So...list: Things I love:

Sports: Swimming, tennis

Manga: Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Prince of Tennis

Also: fanfiction, drawing, laughing, cats, white chocolate

Hmm, I'm not too picky about pairings usually. There's a few that I prefer, but almost none that I shun. I try to read for the plot, although I will specifically search for some pairings.

My deviantART link: http://devilishseraph.deviantart.com/

Hmm...if you want Facebook, you'll have to ask for it. I don't have myspace, and everyone can PM or email, so...that solves contacting.

QUOTES:

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." ~Dr. Seuss.

"Do not look back and grieve over the past, for it gone; and do not be troubled about the future, for it has yet to come. Live in the present, and make it so beautiful that it will be worth remembering." -Ida Scott Taylor

"I've never tried to block out the memories of the past, even though some are painful. I don't understand people who hide from their past. Everything you live through helps to make you the person you are now.” -Sophia Loren

"While I have an almost insatiable craving for knowledge, I believe death to be the final and perhaps greatest teacher -- the one that provides the key to the ultimate questions life has never answered. In my darkest hours I have been consoled by the thought that death at least is a payment for the answer of life's haunting secrets." - Morris B. Abram (1918-2000) American diplomat, civil rights lawyer
The Wall Street Journal

"Reality is the cage of those who lack imagination." by J.B.S. Haldane, (1892-1964) English geneticist

"You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is we notice when we're doing it." by Neil Gaiman (contemp.) British fabulist
"Where Do You Get Your Ideas?" (1997)

"Most problems are either unimportant or impossible to solve." by Victor Galaz (contemp.) Chilean political science student
on why it's smart to be silent during meetings

"Without courage, wisdom bears no fruit." by Baltasar Gracián y Morales (1601-1658) Spanish writer and Jesuit priest

I love America more than any other country in the world and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually. by James Baldwin (1924-1987) American author Notes of a Native Son (1955)

GEORGE: You don't know me. I am not who you think I am.
GEORGE'S WIFE: Are you telling me you're gay?
Rush Hour 3

"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock only every other one. I figure that no matter how long someone stands there picking locks, he's always locking three." - Elayne Boosler

"Don't take life too seriously, or else you'll never make it out alive." - Elbart Hubbard

"My mother never saw the irony of calling me a son-of-a-bitch." - Jack Nicholson

"I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Woody Allen

"Some folks are wise, some otherwise." - Josh Billings

"Whenenever I have to pick between two evils, I pick the one I've never tried." - Mae West

"The only difference between a suicide and a martyrdom really is press coverage."
CHUCK PALAHNIUK

"To be sure, you knew no actual good of me -- but nobody thinks of that when they fall in love.'' ~ Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

"Happiness is like beauty--in the eye of the beholder." ~ Just Ella, by Margret Peterson Haddix

"What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." -- Voltaire

Suicide is... the sincerest form of criticism life gets.
- Wilfred Sheed, The Good Word, 1978

Suicide is the only sane thing the young or old ever do in this life.- quoted in Mark Twain: God' s Fool, Hamlin Hill

Suicide is our way of saying to God, "You can't fire me, I quit!" ~ Bill Maher, on Politically Incorrect, 1995

He is not held back by concern for others or by fear, but by the unknown. ~ Shakespeare

Albert Einstein- The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits..

“If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon.” ~Johannes Brahms.

The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory. ~Author Unknown

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. ~Michel de Montaigne

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. ~W. Somerset Maugham, A Writer's Notebook, 1949

When love is not madness, it is not love. ~Pedro Calderon de la Barca

If I love you, what business is it of yours? ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"Nothing is perfect because life isn't perfect, and that's what makes it so damn beautiful." - Roy Mustang

"Now I understand the relieved, I feel very situation." - Sousuke Sagara

"History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue on forever." - Mariemaia Kushrenada

"God has a great sense of humor. Just look at ostriches." - Van Montgomery

"You've got a strong pair of legs. Get up and use 'em." - Edward Elric

"Your life is your own. Rise up and live it." - Richard Rahl

The only thing I now is that i know nothing." Socrates.

Victory belongs to the most persevering." Napoleon Bonaparte.

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake" qu Napoleon Bonaparte.

"The only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing" Sacrates.

"Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers" Socrates.

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope." Aristotle.

"Wit is educated insolence" Aristotle.

I talk about the gods, I am an atheist. But I am an artist too, and therefore a liar. Distrust everything I say. I am telling the truth. --Ursula K. LeGuin, "Introduction," The Left Hand of Darkness

Manners are a sensitive awareness of the feelings of others. If you have that awareness, you have good manners, no matter what fork you use. --Emily Post (long-time queen of etiquette manuals)

I will also miss cacti, because there's nothing in the world quite like a cactus. The only thing that looks like a saguaro is another saguaro. The only thing that looks like a prickly pear is another prickly pear. The only thing that looks like an octillo is found in deep sea trenches next to sulfer spitting vents, and lives on bioluminescent fish and irony. --Ursula Vernon, on why she will miss Arizona

"The departmental interpereters of the law in Washington can always be depended on to take any reasonably good law and interperet the common sense out of it." ~Mark Twain

“I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." ~ Jack Handey

"If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written." ~Artemis, Artemis Fowl

Kill your enemies, not your allies." ~Lacus Clyne, Gundam Seed

"When the coffee is first-rate, so is everything else. Alright, let's go fight a war." ~Andrew Waltfield, Gundam Seed

Whenever people are put to the test, I often hear then boast, 'I'd rather die.' But do you think they honestly mean it?" ~Andrew Waltfield

"Unlike in sports, the game of war has no set time limit and no points awarded, so how do you determine the winners and losers? When all your enemies are destroyed? Perhaps then." ~Andrew Waltfield

"I'm surrounded by idiots, but they mean well." ~Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho

"You're like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness." ~Dean, Supernatural

We will meet again my friend
A hundred years from today
Far away from where we lived
And where we used to play.
We will know each others' eyes
And wonder where we met
Your laugh will sound familiar
Your heart, I won't forget.
We will meet, I'm sure of this,
But let's not wait til then...
Let's take a walk beneath the stars
And share this world again.
- Ron Atchison

Enter, stranger, but take heed
Of what awaits the sin of greed,
For those who take, but do not earn,
Must pay dearly in their turn.
So if you seek beneath our floors
A treasure that was never yours,
Thief, you have been warned, beware,
Of finding more than treasure there.
-Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, J. K. Rowling

In the end we will remember not the words of our enemies,
but the silence of our friends.
-Martin Luther King, Jr.

If everyone fought fire with fire,
the world would go up in smoke.
-The Slippery Slope, Lemony Snicket

It's not how high are you...it's hi, how are you.

We all know that nuking a country that also has nuclear weapons is a very stupid thing to do. That's why, in this day and age, we're also pretty sure it's gonna happen.

Don't use a big word where a diminutive word will suffice.

One of the check-out counters had a sign that said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.

Two thirds of Americans can't do fractions. The other half, just don't care.

A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the world have nothing to do with tires.

I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!

Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So lets all get wasted and have the time of our lives!

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Calm down. It's only ones and zeros.

Always proof-read carefully to see if you any words out.

Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway

I only know how to do things 3 ways: the WRONG way. the RIGHT way. and MY way. Which is really the WRONG way, only faster!

Don't judge a book by its movie.

The Next Time You Think You're Perfect, Try Walking On Water

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.

I must be wishing on someone else's star because it seems someone else is always getting what I wished for.

Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. Now, the guy who invented the other three... he was the genius.

I'm normal. It's everyone else that's weird.

Evening news: Where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

To make things simple...let's automatically assume that everything I say is right.

If you think sex is a pain in the ass-you're doing it wrong!

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Don't spend 2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for 75 cents

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

I don't care who you are, Fatso. Get the reindeer off my roof!

People who think by the inch and talk by the yard should be removed by the foot.

Proper punctuation is the difference between a man's laughter and a manslaughter.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t give a damn.

And your crybaby whiny-ass opinion would be?

Errors have been made. Others have been blamed.

The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.

This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.

I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

I started out with nothing, and still have most of it left.

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

Do I look like a people person?

I’m really easy to get along with, once people learn to see it my way.

I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit.

I don’t know what your problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce.

I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.

Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #1?

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

Back off! You’re standing in my aura.

Don’t worry. I forgot your name too.

I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.

Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

I’m not tense, I’m just terribly, terribly alert.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

Lincoln's Gettysburg address had 266 words, The Ten Commandments has 296 words. The U.S. Department of Agriculture setting the price of cabbage has 15,296 words.

A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.

In theory, everything works.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and yell, "Storms suck!"

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Your ridiculus little opinion has been noted.

QUOTES FROM FANFICTION:

SHIPPOU:Let me see if I got this straight? We are on a dangerous quest to find a shattered jewel created from a battle between a priestess and a massive demon. Half the time we’re chasing a psychotic hanyou in a monkey suit, and the other half we are being chased by said hanyou. There is an undead girl out to kill Kagome and drag Inuyasha to hell. We have all come within an inch of death at least once, and Kagome’s had her soul stolen on more then one occasion. All of us have deep psychological and emotional scars that will probably never be able to be healed with even the best therapists from any time. Not to mention the sexual tensions that could be cut with a knife. And all it took to make those two confess their feelings and start breeding like rabbits, was a scraped knee?
MIROKU:Yep.
SHIPPOU:Does anyone else feel gypped?
SANGO:Yep.
Gypped, by EmeraldDragon

SNAPE:You do know that McGonagall’s been kidnapped by Hagrid’s pet demon, don’t you?
DUMBLEDORE:Has she now?
SNAPE:What do you intend to do?
DUMBLEDORE:I hope this doesn’t mean she’ll ask for a raise in pay.
Of Great Turmoil and Excess Stupidity, by Seaouryou

SIRIUS: Sit down.
REMUS:What?
SIRIUS:I said, ‘Sit down.’ I have to tell you something.
REMUS:I am already sitting.
Chokehold, by Seaouryou

"Being not unhappy and being happy are two different matters. The negation of a negative emotion does not equate to its positive counterpart. Emotions do not possess mathematical properties." Fuji in Impulse by Lady Androgene

"The Fuji FactorTM was actually an addendum to Murphy's Law. The Fuji FactorTM was simple: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong at the worst possible moment because Fuji will make it so. The Fuji FactorTM had a one hundred percent success rate. And The Fuji FactorTM was a living, breathing migraine." If Wishes were Horses by Sugarpony

KOSUKE:"You sent our son - our only child, mind you - to another planet?!"
EMIKO:"Of course, silly! How else is he going to steal the Emperor of Jurai?"
KOSUKE:"...My dear, sweet Emiko, words fail me."
Stealing the Emperor of Jurai, DN Angel fanfic, by Raberba Girl

"I like being blond, thank you very much. I feel much more beautiful that way"
Howl Pendragon, Natural Beauty by Mimea

SHISHIDO RYOU: Listen, I know it isn’t in my place to talk to you like this-
SUZUKI HITOMI: Yes, it isn’t. And now that we’ve established that fact, you can go.
Hanging By A Moment, By RaiPheonix015, Prince of Tennis fanfiction

"I hereby motion we postpone this meeting until last week."
Niou in Paved with Good Intentions by Aishuu, Prince of Tennis fanfiction.

CHOUTAROU: Shishido-san!
SHISHIDO: What?
CHOUTAROU: You passed our room.
SHISHIDO:I knew that.
CHOUTAROU:Uh-huh.
SHISHIDO:I just wanted to throw this can away.
CHOUTAROU:There’s a trashcan in the room.
SHISHIDO: ...Right.
Girls, by Maxine-san, Prince of Tennis fanfiction

YAGYUU: Can you believe it? He was getting off thinking about doing Kirihara. /squeezes hot tea cup/
YUKIMURA: Hiroshi, isn't that hot?
YAGYUU: What? No! My boyfriend was-"
YUKIMURA: I meant the cup. The tea's hot...
~A Modest Proposal: Rikkai-style, by akakurogin

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I interrupt your betrayal? I apologize, please, finish fucking your whore. And by the way? We're through."
~Yukimura, A Modest Proposal: Rikkai-style, by akakurogin

PERSONAL Quotes/Beliefs/Things I've said/Written:

Just because someone likes you, doesn't mean you should like them back.

If someone says that you are as stubborn as a pig, take it as a compliment.

If your mind was a piece of yarn, is it twisted or tangled?

No, I don't believe in love...I just knowledge its existence.

Everything is only worth as much as it is valued.

I love you...I'm sorry.

Everything influences everyone in remarkably unknown ways.

If someone cared, someone would have done something about it.

QUOTES FROM PEOPLE I KNOW:

"I've never met anyone like you...Someone who condemns homicide but supports suicide." - my best friend, who doesn't know he's my best friend

"You are violent...yet you speak the truth." same friend

MY COUSIN: You look so scary with curly hair...You look like you're 14!"
ME: "I am 14!"
MY COUSIN: "Oh. Good point. I mean, you look like you're 15!"

MICHELLE: Are you 2 dating?
SEAN AND ME: No!
A few minutes later...
MICHELLE: No wonder you two aren't dating...You act like his mother!
A memorable science class.

COPY AND PASTE - R'S:

If you are in love, or believe that you are in love, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're nocternal, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when its weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate dogs, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Only in America are we this stupid:

1. Only in America ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. O nly in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America ...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process

so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Wh y is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do cows fly on GoofyAuctions.com but the cheese is green?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: (I didn't write the stuff in the parenthesis)

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news fl ash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Umnn yeah... isn't military also human)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

So much of what we do is ephemeral and quickly forgotten, even by ourselves, so it's gratifying to have something you have done linger in people's memories. - john williams

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Possible Unreleased Ideas/Fics:

Prince of Tennis:

~To Live: KikuGaku. I am completely revising the first chapter, before continuing the next chapter. I may choose to only write 2 chapters, instead of 3.

~Possible Sequel to He Died Before his Death: May be called 'I Died With Him, But Lived.' Sequel, during the same time, but from Niou's POV, explaining his infatuation, and his feelings towards Yagyuu's death.

~Vanishing Shadows: May or may not be continued. If I continue, it will be heavily revised, editted, etcetera.

~Untitled as of yet: An organization of highly skilled assassins was put to trial, the Devil's Advocates, or the DeAd. However, everyone hires them, everyone knows them, and they can kill anyone, for the right price. When the only reason that they haven't been sentenced yet is because a traitor, who happens to be the wife of one of the main assassins, alerted the government to their latest victim, and interrupted them before they could leave their emblem, which meant that there was no comcrete proof that they were the murderers this time, and etc. A really long oneshot that may or may not be written.

~Also, random oneshots every now and then.

(~) ~Any old stories may be subject to revising at any time.

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Ask me any 3 questions and I'll answer them truthfully. Put this in your profile and see what people ask. (I am being serious. Please do ask questions.)

If anyone's good at giving advice, or wouldn't mind being my psychologist or something, PM me, or something.

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AAAAAUGH! Stupid ff.net or my computer won't let me do the little star things. Or brackets. Or underlining.

Please review if you read any of these stories, so that I'll know if you like any of them.

As a warning, I think my one-shots aren't bad; my multi-chaptered stories, not so good. I tend to lose my train of thought, and begin rambling very stupidly.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything recognizable from any of my posted stories. I make no profit and am writing purely for my own amusement.