Since: January, 2007

UPDATES LISTED BY DATE BELOW - Updated 11/16/09 (#2 below: The "Friends" series is now complete.) The FOURTH and FINAL "FRIENDS" ONESHOT is currently being written, and IT'S GOT A TITLE! Check below to see what it's called!

ANNOUNCEMENT: 8/23/09 - I've pounded out a rough draft of a story I call "Imprint." It's all about what happens when Jacob imprints on a girl who's like a very distant cousin, before all of Breaking Dawn happens. The only problem is, it's got a very long, sexy, lemon scene that I think may be a little too over the top for everyone. With some modifications, it could work. My question to you is, do you want to see it or might I be risking too much putting it out here? Updated: 10/15/09: Here's a sample:

"My eyes opened seeing russet colored skin in front of me. As he angled my face up, my eyes followed the beautiful skin upward, over ridiculously ripped muscles to prominent collar bones, to a heavily chorded neck. My eyes flicked to an almost obscenely squared jaw and chin, the same russet color as the rest of him, interrupted only by the wisps of long hair that occasionally danced across them. A full set of lips, wide cheek bones separated by just the right nose followed. And then I was lost as my eyes met his. That pulling sensation in my stomach almost physically lurched me forward as our eyes connected. And it seemed to me that the same thing happened to him, because at first glance, his face that was set and unemotional, now seemed brilliant and hopeful."

Think it's worth it??

ANNOUNCEMENT: Updated 06/10/08: It's official, the "Friends" series has started on DA! Since most of you have already read it, you don't have to bother reading it again out there. I just wanted to put it out there in that community for people who may not have read it. I've posted many more artistic pics I've taken there. The "Friends" series has finally made it's debut there. You can find me on DA under the name: ALLENVE

ANNOUNCEMENT: 02/25/08: It's official, I've joined the Narutoforums! TheSilverHeart informed me a while ago that people have been out there talking about the "Friends" series and there was talk that they'd like to have me out there to answer questions, give hints and stuff. I have no idea how often I'll be answering stuff, but just like here, I'm TwoTails there, with a picture of a ninja cat. So if you're out there - you'll see me there too!

ABOUT ME: I'm TwoTails, and I've been posting Naruto stories here since January of 2007. I'm a HUGE fan of the show, and I keep up with the new manga every week. For those of you who haven't read the manga, I suggest you do - the story lines are incredible. I think the story is fantastically written, and the characters are very embraceable, so that's why I've decided to come to fanfic and try my hand at taking these characters and putting them through hell. My prior profile said that I'm a "sucker for happy endings," which is still true, even though in life not all things turn out happy - as is evident in my stories, "Hurt" and "Secret." I love writing these stories, and most of all, sharing them with you.

I write constantly - about one thing or another - and actually have written a "real book" that my co-author and I are currently looking for an agent to represent us and it. I'll let you know when it goes to print! UPDATE: 5/28/09: Since I originally wrote this paragraph, I've started writing a very poignant emotional book about a story that needs to be told, as well as had that BIG EUREKA MOMENT where I figured out what the next BIG story after Harry Potter and Twilight will be. Yeah, it's THAT big. I'm currently doing research on character names and meanings. More info on this as it progresses.

Naruto is my main focus right now. I have dabbled in Bleach (KENNY!), and Twilight (LOVE Jacob in pain, don't you?) and I'm toying with the idea of doing an InuYasha fix (oooooh Seshomaru). The way I post my stories is I write the whole thing first, edit it, break it down into chapters, edit again, and then post one chapter a day. I may skip one day if my computer doesn't cooperate with me, but that'll be it. I don't like to make people wait. SO whenever I have a new fic I'm about to post, you will get a chapter count, so you'll know how many days you'll have chapters.

I write mostly "Mature" themes, that include bloody action scenes, death of characters (I've SO killed Kabuto), and crazy, insane, tender lemon and lime scenes, and/or any combination of these. I will give warnings of course because I do not condone young people under a certain age reading this stuff. I hope you enjoy the things I've written as much as I've enjoyed writing them.

If you decide to review anything I do, I'll write you back. I believe in sending back a "thank you" to any review, because you took the time to send one to me. Even if it's a "constructive" review, it is much appreciated none the less.

01/31/09: REQUESTS SECTION: Requests I have received and additional fics that I am considering writing (If you have a suggesion, feel free to send it to me - I just may have something already written lying around that I'll put up for you!);

Lady misukage - requested a story with Sasuke and Hinata

I'm also kicking around the idea of writing a Bleach story featuring Kenpachi. Updated 01/31/09: "Found" is the story! It's up and running now. Take it easy on me - it's my first Bleach fic!

ShikaTema (X 2. I think I'm gonna have to write one of these.)

All you Shika/Tema fans! TheSilverHeart has sent me a chunk of a fic about Shika/Tema and has asked me to write the juicy lemony part. This is still in progress.

Pein/Konan! 2ndhandsmoke requested this one. It's up and running now. It's called "Human" and it's about what happens when a god feels human urges. Spicy!

Some of the things I've done on this site:

1. I've married off Kakashi. Yes, I've written the man a life, and with it is a short sequel. "Sensei" , the original story, was completed 02/21/07. It's sequel "Tigress" was posted shortly afterward.

2. The "Friends" Series, starring Anko & Kakashi.

The original story is called "Friends."

The first sequel to it is called Benefits."

"Tag" the third installment was completed on 05/14/07.

The fourth in the series, "Hurt" was completed on 06/05/07.

The fifth in the series, "Deal" was completed on 06/13/07.

The sixth in the series, "Discreet" was completed on 07/02/07.

"Public" the seventh, was completed on 08/01/07.

The eighth in the Friends series, "Trust" was completed on 09/10/07.

The ninth in the series, "Control" was completed on 10/31/07 where 2 BIG BOMBS were dropped!

The tenth in the series, "Secret" was completed on 01/22/08 and ended in a bit of a tragedy.

About this time, I submitted a "Friends" one shot to an Anko and Kakashi fanfic contest. It's called, "Wait" and it's available to read.

The eleventh in the series, "Someday" was completed on 04/02/08.

The 12th in the series, "Time" was completed on 07/10/08.

"Need" the 13th and FINAL story in the "Friends" Series was completed on 01/03/09.

"Friends" Series informational one-shots:

The first one-shot is called, "Don't" and I've been told it's a real nail biter.

The second one-shot is called, "Safe" and it's actually got a bit of comedy in it.

The third one-shot is called, "Test" and it is up for your reading pleasure.

The fourth one-shot will end the informational one-shots and usher in the Asuma/Kurenai spin-off series.

DAILY UPDATE CORNER: 11/16/09

Good Monday everyone! I've got some news - drum roll please! The final "Friends" informational one-shot is called, "Chance!" There you have it! The last piece of the puzzle, the last hurrah of the series has an actual name now. I got a chance (HA!) to do a little writing this weekend, and I was contemplating this as a title. As I wrote, it worked - fit right in there like it was meant to be there. That's how I like it! I'm not quite done yet, but it's getting close. And I think I told you guys before, it's not going to be UBER-long like the other 3 were - this one is basically one 24 hour period that 4 friends, 1 nurse, 1 Hokage, and 1 or possibly 2 medical technicians go through together. It's a process that has a CHANCE of not turning out so well. You know me - I can't leave well enough alone. Of course, THE BABY'S NAME WILL BE REVEALED by the end of the story - thank you AGAIN to all of you who took a guess! Lots of creative minds out there, but so far, nobody's gotten it! I'm pretty sure that once you start reading "Chance" you'll go, "I wonder if it's _ because I KNOW I've seen that before..." You'll see! I'm sure you guys will be pleased with what I've chosen.

So that's about it for now - just wanted to stop by and give you the latest's title! I have to bowl tonight, so I'll probably be back tomorrow or Wednesday to report more progress. Have a good day until then, and I'll see you back here with more info soon!

"Friends Bonbon Pie."

Ingredients: 9 inch cookie pie crust, 2 packages of either Nestle or Dibs ice cream bonbons, 1 package of instant vanilla pudding, 1 3/4 cup of milk, 1/2 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips for melting later, and if you want to make it festive, some green food coloring drops, and 1 teaspoon peppermint extract.

Here's what you do: Line the 9 inch cookie pie crust with one and 1/4 packages of the bonbons. Mix the milk with the pudding and whip it up nicely until it's well combined and starts to thicken a bit. If you're going to make it festive, here's when you do it. Add a few drops of green food coloring and the 1 tsp of peppermint extract and mix it into the pudding. Then pour the pudding over the bonbons, and put the whole pie in the freezer for 5 hours. When it's frozen, take it out and decorate it with more bonbons on top, maybe a little whipped topping if you like, and some melted chocolate. The easiest way to melt the chocolate would be to put the chips or pieces in a small plastic sealed sandwich baggie. Throw it in the microwave on low for 30 seconds. Take the bag out and knead the chocolate. If it breaks down and is smooth, it's melted enough. If it still has hard pieces inside, put it back in for another 10 seconds, until it's all melted. Then cut the very tip off the baggie and squirt the chocolate on top of the pie. VOILA! All done! Cut and serve and ENJOY the first of the "Friends" series recipes! If you made one up of your own, send it to me! I'll post it here!

Anko and Kakashi would SO encorporate this recipe into their "Play time" don't you think?"

"Friends" Fanart: Make sure you tell them what a good job they did!

http/tiffychan86.deviantart.com/art/KakaAnko-The-Black-Dress-76045946

http/kakashixanko.deviantart.com/art/Kakashi-x-Anko-ID-66050419?offset=0#comments

http://rockerkid72.deviantart.com/art/KakaxAnko-91568750 (07/14/08 NEW!!)

DOWN WITH PLAGIARIZM!

3. "Gift" was the first story I posted on this site. It's a biggie, but I've been told (recently) that it's not my best story. But, if you want something you can commit to, sink your teeth into, and ride the whole way through - this is a story for you. It's Orochimaru, Sasuke, the missing Uchiha, who ends up being this freak of nature, Kabuto, and eventually the people of Konoha. It moves pretty quickly, so don't be frightened by it's length.

4. My first stab at humor - "Advice" was completed 04/29/07. It's about Genma, Kotetsu and Kakashi being dateless for a long period of time, resulting in them asking "advice" from the other successfully dating men of Kohona. It'll make you laugh, I laughed a lot while writing it. Good fun! The inspiration for writing this story came from a deviantart picture of Kotetsu, Genma and Kakashi - shirtless. I perused the site looking for inspiration, I typed in "Kotetsu" and that's what came up. When it did, I said to myself, "Three guys standing there looking all manly and studly and such, let's say I put them through hell." And so I have. The artist is Technoelfie and she is incredibly talented. If she would allow me, I'd post a link to the picture here. For now, just search the deviantart . com site for "Kotetsu" if you want to see it.

5. "Crushed" a oneshot story about Neji and Tenten was put up on 01/27/08. It's about what happens when they decide to "cross the line" and how destiny could prevent Neji from being with the one person he cares about the most. It's told from Tenten's point of view.

6. "Chosen" - my attempt at stepping outside my Naruto comfort zone was completed on 03/12/08. It's a story about how a future Lycan leader is required to choose a mate and the process that he goes through to do so. It's told from a prospective mate's point of view. Very dark, sensual, violent and intense.

CO-WRITTEN STORIES:

7. "Beginnings" is officially complete and posted on Michel Hazard's FF page. We hope you liked it! We had so much fun with it. If you haven't already, please read and review it and let us know what you think of our joint effort. Here's a link to it if you're interested:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3896345/1/Beginnings

8. "Educating Sasuke: The Beautiful White Snake" is posted on TheSilverHeart's FF page. It's a story about how Orochimaru helps Sasuke "learn" a few things. Please read it and let us know if you like it! Here it is if you'd like to read it:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4273985/1/Educating_Sasuke_The_Beautiful_White_Snake

9. "Found" is my first attempt at forging into Bleach territory. It's my interpretation of what happened the day Kenpachi took the leadership as the 11th Division Captain.

10. "Human" and we're back to Naruto. This spicy little number is what happens between Pein and Konan when the 'god' is feeling human urges. WOO!

THE "THANK YOU" CORNER

New additions! 05/31/09

I've found in this life that there are many things that I am thankful for. Since I've found and been posting on this site, I'm thankful for the talented authors as well as the people I've come to know and consider friends. Without these people, my stories would go unread. I'd like to take this time to thank a bunch of people who have said such nice things over the time I've been posting. A great big THANK YOU to everyone, including (in no particular order):

Michel Hazard - Ending of the World - Kakashigurl - JustWriter2 - x.OASamiMatsudaO.x - Nesha1 - LiraWM - pheipl - midnightfire24 - AkiraDawn - Seresid - SHADOW DRAGON TWISTER - Sasuke's girl 1 - CommGonn - Dragon Mistress of the Heavens - RyanRendan - AngelofContemplation - MeatwaD9021 - SkylersSin - Shadowfirefox5 - Thechildthatcries - Alistersunshine - XMiss.LizzyX - firedroplet - TheSilverHeart - Cassiopeia Star - FirelightFlower - Mwezi - Doctor Kiba - Stanton's Cross - Prophet320 - beerbelly - Shenlong7 - KennyWinker - INUGIRL - SharinganShadows - Kannami - sickoftakenpennames - chocolatedove - franchu7 - Thousand Sunny Lyon - strangexdarkxrayne - DrawnOnHeart - AnkoxKakashilover - FlyingToTheWaxingMoon - SickOfPenNames - ForeverSam - Foreign.Dreams - ReallyManlyPimps - AiMiryoku - distantheart - 2ndHandSmoke - Trademark-chan - Wolfie - Dark Hearts Unleashed

I'll be adding to this list as we go along, because there are always more people to be thankful for. If I forgot you, I apologize! If you want me to add you and I've fogotten, please send me a PM and knock me in the head and say, "Put me on the list woman!"

Happy reading everyone. Your comments are appreciated.