Name: Marshaun Blakemore aka M froggy slice

Height: 6.4

Age: Thats classified info If I told you I'd have to kill you.

weight:170 pounds

Race: African american/Native american

Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, basketball, trampoline.

Anime: Naruto, Inuyasha, Fullmetal alchemist, Bleach, Eureka 7, S-Cry-Ed.

Favorite manga: Great Teacher Onizuka. Chobits D N Angel All the way!

Games: Finalfantasy series, Xenosaga series, Kingdom hearts 1and 2, Shadow hearts, NBA street vol 3, Mortal Kombat.

I don't have many dislikes except for bullies and people who like to hate on my basketball skills just cause I shoot one handed and look hella goofy when doing so but stilll mange to kick their asses in a game. Ya'll need to quit your bitch ass whining about my shot and get over it. And quit trying to put me down because your remarks only make me better and quicken your defeat suckas!"

Also If you don't like the game Yu gi oh than thats your business. Keep your gay ass opinions to yourself dammit! Or I'm gonna break some noses! Its gettin old!

People who think they're better then others really piss me off.

I'm called the nerdy cool guy by my friends.

I'm a really easy person to get along with and social cliques do not stop me from making friends of all types.

Some of the best phrases ever said

Does your mother sew?... BOOM! get her to sew that!"

Yo you might wanna wear a helmet so you don't make a mess when I BLOW YO MIND!

Ask not for whom the bell tolls mortal! It tolls for me.

Buckle your mind man. Cause its about to get blown.

I'll write the rest when I can remeber them Grin

I came across FF.net purely by chance actually. I was lookin up spoiler info about Naruto when this popped up. I was of coarse overjoyed. This site allows me to temporarily quench my ever growing thirst for a good story.

I'm a big Naruto fan and therefore mostly read Naruto fanfics.

My favorite types of Naruto fan fics are...

Naruto leaves Konoha stories.

Naruto fuses with Kyuubi stories.

Naruto crossover stories mostly with Bleach, kingdom Hearts final fantasy and Inuyasha.

And I freakin LOVE humor stories! They're freakin awsome!!

My favorite characters and the resons for that are:

Naruto. Who can't like the main character right? I just wish he wasn't so damn naive ya know? And I wish he'd quit putting up with all the crap he goes through. Shit if it were me Sakura woulda got told off a grip of time ago.

Rock Lee. This guy is cool. He has a will and a drive that impressed me even for a cartoon. He didn't take no one's crap. He truded on despite the criticsm and now he can whoop all kinds of ass!

Orochimaru. Now I don't care what any of yall have to say. Orochimaru is a pimp! Have ya seen that guy fight!? Dat guy can beat some ass! And If I could create myself an army of demonically charged soldires with a bite to the neck I would! Shit. Thought the pedophiliac characteristics he tends to demonstrate can stay his. And I would treat my test followers with way more respect then he does. I would actually care about them.

Konohamaru. He's short, he's bratty and he calls Narut the boss. There is so much potential for him in fanfics and its a real shame not many use him. Inari too has potential. And so do many other Naruto characters.

I have other favs but those are my top four.

My favorite pairings are

Naru-Hina

Naru-tayu

Naru-Fem Kyuubi

Naru-Fem Haku.

Naru-tema.

Naru-Ino

Naru-harem

If you don't like any of these pairings then its your loss I guess. There are some really good stories out there. Though Naru-Hina is admittedly overused and alot are poorly written.

I also like

Sasuke-Ino

Sakura-Sasuke

Gaa-Hina

Yugito-Sasuke

Lee-ten

Neji-Ten

Shika-Tema

Choji-Ino.

I don't oppose any particular pairing but I'm not too big on gay or incest pairings either. Nothin against ya'll but it just not me. Its too...Weird.

I'm also a fan of Oc pairings and unusual pairings such as Lee-kin.

I've never been much of a character basher but that doesn't mean that I like everyone from Naruto. Sakura is okay so is Sasuke. Kiba was an asshole to Naruto and Kakashi is a neglectful favorites player but thats about it really. Chracter bashing just seems pointless to me. Especially with my style of writing. They are rather enjoyable to read in other fics though but the sudden love thing is annoying as hell. You know when two characters in a story somehow suddely realize they have love for eachother in like the first two chapters or something. It irks me to no end. People in real life don't evenfall in love that quickly. This is a major flaw in many Naru-Hina fics.

Some Stories I reccommend Are:

Key through the heart. An awsome KH Naruto crossover story.

The strawberry and the fishcake. An awsome Bleach Naruto crossover story.

Rise of the lord of foxes. A Bleach influenced Naruto story. Its da bomb!

There are more but I'm too lazy to type em all.

One thing I love about Fanfics is this and simply this. "I am the envy of men all across the world! The holier then thou great and magnificent mountain Sage! The tamer of toads and a living legend! I've stood before hordes of womenn and have people utter my name in awe! Cower before the almighty toad sage Jaraiya!

With every fic that has Jariya do his introduction I freakin laugh! Because everyone is so unique in what they have the pevert say and its always hilarious! I love that shit! Ha ha ha!

My current stories are...

Lightstrider's mark on Azeroth. Siblings seperated at a young age all meet different fates. When they are older they suddenly realize that thay have family. However one is an undead former servant of the lich king with a single link to his past and a distrught Crusader standing at his side. Another a demon who fears what his siblings will think of him and his naga companion and the last is a feral Wolvar raised girl with an attraction to a Half troll young man. As they travel, they gain many more unsual aliies and friends. Unwittingly igniting great change in the world.

Spirit rise to Azeroth. The winter war has left the world transformed forever. The bridge between living and dead have vanished and both realmes exist as one. The potent spiritual energy and a curse from another world has transformed the humans into stronger beings capable of contending with the Hollows and the Soul reapers. Twelve years later a peace has been formed and alliances made when a horde of demons calling themselves the burning legion invade this world, drawn by its overwhelming power. When the horde and the alliance of a world called azeroth discover these people fighting the demons, they naturally offer their assistance, unaware of the changes this world will bring to them.

An Old face of Azeroth The Lich king discovers the resting place or a an age old race of people. In an attempt to gain a powerful member of teh scourge, he awakens the leader. However nothing goes as planned and now the leader is left to wonder the world, gathering allies and getting ever closer to awakening his people. And in doing so, legends are revived and tales are retold of the powerful beings of nature...the true shamans...The Biju-Kin.

Naruto: Heir to the city of relics In which Naruto falls into an ancient city filled with the relics of the past eras of the human race. He discovers, machines, Magic, Zanpaktous, symbionts and much much more. But in doing so he also discovers a dark secret and a horrifying recounting of Mankind's past.

Gather the four groups of nine. A path to ascention: In which Naruto is Banished from Konoha, creates a dream of uniting all of the Biju containers under a new village, and gets hunted by Akatsuki and a group calling themselve the Sonaeryoku. Meanwhile Konohamaru leaves Konoha with Hanabi, Undon and Moegi after getting mechanical attachments surgically fused to his body in order to one day halp Naruto.

Path of Uzumaki Naruto Clones Light and Bloodline limits: In which Naruto leaves Konoha when he is six years old, Not knowing he is the heir to a lost village and a clan legacy powerful enough to change the world. He sets out on an adventure like no other and eventually discovers the truth about it all with Three shadow clone siblings and a few others as his companions.

Naruto: Master of the Art of puppets: In which Naruto stumbles upon a training ground of Akasuna no Sasori while on a visit to Suna with the Sandaime Hokage. He takes to the puppet art like a prodigy and continues to do so happily until he is brutally attacked at Ten and forced to discover the truth about the Kyuubi. Now as an emotionless boy with no qualms about killing, he slowly opens up to his ever expanding circle of allies and freinds and becomes a legened in the shinobi world.

Naruto the beast king: In which Naruto was born a legend. He has the power to control, turn into and enhance animals. As he grew he became aware that he is the focal point of a legend passed down through all animal species. One that says he will lead them to greatness. But numerous obstacles block his path, namely the lords of the other realms. He will have to show them the power of the beast. By force if it comes to it.

Orange jolt: In which Ichigo returns after two years a completely changed young man. Soul society's betrayal has cut him deep and caused him to embrace everything about himself. Even his hollow side, Fusing with it and becoming something more. When he returns he finds his home city a ruined battle ground. Ichigo vows revenge and he vows to use everything about himself to rid Karakura town of both the hollows and the Shinigami there. Here's the link to Green jolt. Check it out its great. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3966840/1/Green_Jolt

Rise of the demon raised Three: In which Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke are thrust into the demon world at the tender age of six when the Kyuubi finds a way too escpe form the seal. Cut off from home and left to fend for themselves the three gradually change in order to survice in the harsh environment, gaining power no human should've been capable of wielding and eventually getting summoned back home by an over ambitious Orochimru during the Suna, Oto Invasion. As they adjust to living with other humans they carve a legend of blood, Lust and couarge throughout teh shinobi world.

Tha Maelstrom and Tha Guardian: Naruto and Ichigo are killed at a young age. They are transformed into hollows and end up meeting in Huecho mundo. Fueled by child-like nievety and a goal to find their own slice of Heaven, the two quickly become the center of attention for every side in both The Shinobi world and the world of technology as they are quite powerful but unmarred by the taint of the hollow spirit.

Hidden Spirit Village, Tale of Arrancar Naruto:The Soul society makes a startling discovery in a parallel dimension. An immensly powerful Arrancar named Uzumaki Naruto rules over a floating village full of every type of spiritual beings that live in perfect harmony. Unsure on how to react to such a thing, the soul society invites them over for a visit and to gage their character. Everything seems fine until Naruto meets Ichigo and numerous relationships spring to life between beings that shouldn't be able to get along. Who's side will Naruto take? Will he join the Soul Society? Band with Aizen or ally with the Ryoka? No one is sure and everyone is on gaurd around them because of this...

I'm also going to start an Inuyasha Naruto crossover when I finish one of my other stories. Its about Naruto waking up after a battle with Sasuke, only he's been asleep for centuries. Now revived and looking for advanture he begins a journey through fuedal Japan, making friends with many of the old foes of the Inuyasha gang.

Speaking of Inuyasha. You wanna know why I like inuyasha but have very little fics in the subject on my favorites list? ITS BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS A SOFT SPOT FOR POOR HEART BROKEN LITTLE KAGOME!! Ya know what? FUCK DAT BITCH!? KAGAOME DON'T DESERVE ALL OF THE ATTENTION EVERYONE GIVES HER AND I'M TIRED OF SEEING NOTHING BUT FICS DEPICTING HER AS THE VICTIM!!

Just look it up some time. 3/4 of Inuyasha fanfics make Inuyasha the ass hole and Kagome the little victim. Just like a grip of Naruto fics are YAOI. I see Inuyasha get called a two timing bastard all of the time. Ya know what? Kagome can kiss my black ass. She fifteen fuckin years old and selfish as hell. She don't even belong in the fuedal era. Inuyasha never asked for her to fall in love with him and there is was no lagitamate reason for Inuyasha to hate Kikyo after the circumstances of their breakup orchestared by Naraku were confirmed. Kagome has no right o be jealous of Kikyo and she should understand the fact that Inuyasha will ALWAYS love Kikyo. The woman that LOVED him for Him FIRST.

All of those fics making Inuyasha out to be some cold hearted asshole with no care for Kagome piss me off. Inuyasha does have feelings for Kagome, and Kagome if she wants to capitalize on those feelings needs to accept the fact that Inuyasha loves Kikyo and will always lover her. She needs to stop trying to replace Kikyo in his heart and find her OWN place in it. and stop being so damn selfish and controlling. She also needs to quit using the SIT command all of the time. If this was some real shit they woulda got killed be a demon or somthing because he was injured from getting planted into the ground twenty times because she's not smart or mature enough to win an argument she has no right starting in the first place.

All of you Kagome lovers can suck it for All I care. I can't stand Kagome's immature highschool drama lovin ass and I would love to bash her in a story.

I've also had a question thats been bugging me for a while ever since I started reading Naruto fics.

WHAT THE CRAP IS UP WITH PEOPLE WHO FLAME FOR UTTERLY REDICUAOUS REASONS!? An example would be someone who says your story sucks cause it doesn't follow the plot of the original show close enough. Sub example would be if you decide to make charachters younger or older then the original show of if you make them too OOc or somethin. Its always, "Thats not how it happened," Or "This is supposed to happen."

I got news for all of you pointless flamers out there. ITS CALLED FAN-FICTION FOR A REASON!! GET OFF MY ASS ABOUT WHAT IS AND ISIN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!"

Now those who flame for valid reasons such as sucky grammer or ill thought-out story lines are okay in my book. Those flamers help improve one's writing ability.

AND WHAT THE HELL'S UP WIT THE SUDDEN PERSONALITY CANGES!?

The have something terrible happen to Naruto and he goes from crying one sentence to yelling out. "fuck this pathetic village! I hate you all!!" I don't care how bad it is. You don't go from loving everyone you know to hating them in thirty seconds. And even if he does that, it still does not make him automatically hate the world. Yet I see that all the time. really wouldn't care so much. If people didn't have it happen in the span of two paragraphs. Same thing goes for the personality change I see written with Hinata all the time. She can't go from cutely shy and unconfident to, loud bold and slightly scandelous in that small amount of time.

I recently noticed How many people strongly hate the character, Uchiha Sasuke. My question is WHY!? I know he betrayed the village. I know he tried to Kill Naruto and I know he joined up with Orochimaru and Akatsuki. He had his reasons and good reasons as well. Itachi did worse. He killed his family. Women, children, elderly then mentally brutalized his younger brother. Sasuke deserved his revenge and the power needed for it. And Orochimaru being the most powerful person in Sasuke's life at the moment was a power tree ripe for the picking. I'da took that offer up as well. Shit. After all of the shit Itachi did to him? Everyone bashes Sasuke because of his chosen lifestyle and they seem to forget that It was Itachi that told him to live that life style if he ever wanted to one day get revenge. Sasuke was SIX. A young and IMPRESSIONABLE child who was FORCED to watch his parents die over and over and over again! He did not know any better. Oh and lets not forget how it must feel to find out teh man you've hated all these years because you thought he was evil turned out to have been ordered by three very corrupt council members to do what he did. On top of that no one was there to light a new path for him when he was younger resulting in him growing up believing there could be no other path. No matter what anyone told him.

I also noticed how everyone seems to despise the fact that Sasuke is capable of so much power. BAH! Quit bitching! Read the manga and the history of the Uchiha clan. Sasuke is ginetically entitled to great power. His clan was the top clan in the past along side its rival, the Senju clan. They naturally have all of the makings for astounding power. Not to mention he was with Orochimaru for three years. So what if the Mangekyo can control the Kyuubi. Such is a gift that comes with an extremely heavy price. I don't see anyone bashing the first Hokage and the senju clan because they could control ALL of the Biju. Or the fact that the first Hokage took on BOTH madara and the Kyuubi at the same time and WON I don't see anybody bashing Pein who possess a legendary Doujutsu called RINNEGAN. OH! and lets not for get Minato's Flying thunder god technique.

And why the hell does everyone unjustly bash the Uchiha clan? Calling them emo and angry for no reason? Because if what madara says is true than they had every right to be bitter. Konoha treated them like shit and you all KNOW it!

Everyone also seems to bash the sharingan because of its ability to copy. Pfft its the NINJA world you dolts! Shit gets jacked all the fuckin time! Get over it!!

I have listened to numerous people defend Itachi from my rant and I know they have excellant points. I don't hate Itachi either, especially after the reason for his actions were revealed but your misplaced agression for sasuke without looking at the finer details is...vexing.

I am well aware of the fact that Naruto seemed so weak in the manga for a while and that pissed me off as well but that is Not Sasuke's fault. Blame the lazy ass teachers he had in the past. Besides naruto is a G now and not to mention, all the dark Naruto stories I read? I lots of cases making him just as Sasuke was? People have no right to bash Sasuke.

And if anyone DARES try and counter with a story about Naruto being beaten by Konoha villagers I'll laugh beacuse we do not know if Naruto was physically abused. He was jeered and and shunned. Not beaten.

I know that beatings spice up the begining of a fic more. I myself have a couple of fics depicting such beatings but lets try not to mix fanfiction up with Canon please. Jeez there's so much Sasuke hating and Naruto beating I'm beginning to think that's how people thinks it really goes down! Ya'll need to watch a bit of Naruto first because Naruto fanfiction is losing its diversity and originality.

There are more characters in Naruto then just those who live in Konoha and Suna and they are perfectly useable.

Remember that.