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since: 01-05-07, id: 1189208, Profile Updated: 11-24-09
country: United States
web: Homepage
Author has written 3 stories for Titanic, Harry Potter, and South Park.

~About Me

Hey, I'm Katie. I love villain/heroine pairings. I also love crack!fics because I'm a sicko.

Characters I like reading about: Cal Hockley, Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, Mad-Eye Moody, Eric Cartman, Noah Percy, Carl Denham, Count Olaf, Jafar, Jareth, Beetlejuice, Sideshow Bob, Glenn Quagmire, and... any other guy who's either evil, crazy or a complete asshole. Cuz that's just how I swing.

I don't claim to do perfect justice to any of the characters I write about, but it keeps me entertained.

My other interests include history, music, libertarianism and anarchy, fashion/makeup/modeling, and coming up with creative ways to waste my own time.

~My Two Cents

Fan fiction is supposed to be fun so I'm struck by the overload of demanding, self-important writers who use this website. I mean, seriously. It's fan fiction. There ARE no rules. We're only here because the private domain tolerates us; you didn't create the characters you're using, so you don't have any right to act like you own them and get pissed off when other people do things with them that you don't approve of. The whole point of fan fiction is to explore an alternate premise.

If you don't like it, nobody's making you read it--when I don't like a story I just move along. I've only left one flame in my life and it was well deserved. I try to look at stories for their creative value and not bother so much with the specifics. Yeah, I ship, but I branch away from that sometimes and read for quality.

Lighten up, you guys. It's just fan fiction.

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1. Consolation Prize » reviews
Rose seeks out Cal's help as a last resort when she finds herself in need. They resign themselves to a dead-end marriage of convenience, but as they clash against each other they begin to realize the depth of misunderstanding that exists between them. AU.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,581 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 11-11-09 - Published: 10-1-09 - Cal H. & Rose D.
2. To Whom It May Concern » reviews
A late take on the overdone Marriage Law Challenge, not so romancey but more a character study of weak and strong alike under the worst of circumstances. AU. UNFINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 305 - Updated: 10-29-09 - Published: 5-31-07 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete
3. Everyone Loves You » reviews
Kyle Broflovski is dead, Eric Cartman is to blame, and Wendy Testaburger can’t stop thinking about either of them. /Old and very much NOT funny./
South Park - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,227 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-25-09 - Eric Cartman & Wendy T.
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