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since: 01-05-07, id: 1189334, Profile edited: 07-23-08
Author has written 80 stories for Harry Potter, Heroes, Good Omens, and House, M.D..

Hello, readers, I thank you for stumbling upon this site, hopefully you'll find something that'll interest you!

About Me:

Name: Julia Kerns
Age: 16
Lives In: St. Louis, Missouri
Siblings: None
Pets: None
Birthday: October 14th
Favorite Number:
5
Favorite Color: Yellow
Favorite Food: Strawberry Jell-O (:D)
Favorite Book: Emma
Favorite Movie: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Favorite Drink: Orange Juice
Looks like: I have hair a little longer than my shoulder that is blonde/brown and have brown/grayish eyes
Hobbies: Swimming, riding my bicycle, fishing, writing, and probably more that's too much to name!

I'm not too interesting, but I love a lot of ships that come in plenty of varieties:

Harry Potter:
Remus Lupin/Sirius Black (My all time favorite!)
Hermione Granger/Harry Potter
Hermione Granger/Tom Riddle Jr. (not Voldemort, though, only attractive and young Tom Riddle!)
Lily Evans/James Potter

Heroes:

Nathan Petrelli/Peter Petrelli (BROYAY!!)
Sylar/Peter Petrelli
Gabriel Gray/Peter Petrelli
Matt Parkman/Ted Sprague
Claire Bennet/Zach
Claire Bennet/West Rosen
Hiro Nakamura/Yaeko
Isaac Mendez/Eden McCain
Mohinder Suresh/Eden McCain
Hiro Nakamura/Ando Masahashi
Micah Sanders/Molly Walker
Niki Sanders/DL Hawkins
Charlie Andrews/Hiro Nakamura (awww)
(And just for kicks: Sylar/Cockroach and Sylar/Mr. Muggles)
Adam Monroe/Peter Petrelli (sometimes)
Mohinder Suresh/Matt Parkman
MMM (M3)

House MD:

Gregory House/James Wilson
Allison Cameron/Robert Chase
Thirteen/Lawrence Kutner
Gregory House/Vicodin

Star Wars:

Obi-Wan Kenobi/Qui-Gon Jinn
Han Solo/Leah Amidala
Leah/Amidala/Luke Skywalker

Brothers & Sisters:

Scotty Wandell/Kevin Walker
Kevin Walker/Jason McCallister
Kitty Walker/Robert McCallister
Rebecca Harper/Justin Walker
Robert McCallister/Jason McCallister
Robert McCallister/Justin Walker

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:

Is your name actually Julia?
Yes, it is. My full name is Julia Virginia Kerns. People call me just Julie or Jules. I love all three of them! Oh, and I must mention another nickname that people have taken a liking to: JuKe. Not like Juke Box, but like the first two letters of Julia and the first two letters of Kerns, and it's pronounced Joo-Kay :D

Will you write a story with me?
OF COURSE. No matter who you are, writing stories with people or FOR people always is fun. Always.

Is Remus/Sirius your OTP?
Uh-huh, DEFINITELY. Seeing that almost my entire profile is LITTERED with puppy love, it is my OTP.

What was your favorite Harry Potter book?
Definitely Prisoner of Azkaban. So much Marauder love in there :D. Marauders are SO fun to write. Many people don't like PoA because there is no 'real fight scene' or simply 'there was no Voldemort'.

Who's your favorite Harry Potter character?
Absolutely without a doubt, Remus. He's so lovely to write and is simply so bookish... I love nerds.

Who in Harry Potter do you relate to the most?
Again, Remus. His overall behavior for one thing - and definitely his love of chocolate! I do think that I may be the person in the world who loves chocolate the most.

Who in Heroes is your favorite character?
Hiro!! Such an optimistic attitude, and he is simply ADORABLE. Such a cute little Asian boy. Not Future-Hiro, though... shudders

Moony or Mooney?
I go by things in the books, so Moony. In the books, they never call him Mooney. And honestly, I think it looks weird. I know it was Mooney in the movie, but excuse me, it's the movie - not the actual book.

If I met you over the Internet, will you meet me?
Yes! Of course. If I get to know you well enough. I have several Internet-Buddies that I've met before, and it was extremely fantastic!

To you, what does Remus look like?
Remus, I think, is pale and thin. Not too thin - and not muscly. I think he has amber eyes and tawny/sandy hair. Not completely blond and not completely brown. He has those two famous scars across his face (which I mention in most of my stories) and scars on the rest of him too. They don't fade, of course. What I think is definitely UNRemus is Makeup!Remus, HomeworkHomeworkHomework!Remus, French!Remus, Italian!Remus, Sexy!Remus, Wild!Remus, Lazy!Remus, Crybaby!Remus, Sexbomb!Remus LongLongLongHair!Remus, Emo!Remus, HiddenTalent!Remus, Girly!Remus, GayWithAnyoneElse!Remus, Gambling!Remus.

To you, what does Sirius look like?
Well, I do think that Sirius is muscly. Pale, too. People who make Sirius tan - where would he get the tan from? Family vacations to the beach? Sunbathing by the lake? I think he is pale. Not white, not rosy, pale. He has black hair that isn't longer than his shoulder. He doesn't wear eyeliner or lipstick or makeup. I do think that Emo!Sirius is rather odd. I think that he has gray eyes. Not blue, green, or as some people say he has - brown. That's not Sirius. I don't think he has black eyes, either, though. What I don't think Sirius is, however, is: Girly!Sirius, Manly!Sirius, LadiesLadiesLadies!Sirius, ISleepWithAnythingThatMoves!Sirius, ConstantlyDrunk!Sirius, Dumb!Sirius, ForiegnLanguage!Sirius, Romantic!Sirius, LongLongLongHair!Sirius, HiddenTalent!Sirius, Shy!Sirius. There. I think that covers it all.

Where do you get your inspiration from?
Random household objects... actual real life experiences... dreams... changing original plots into twisty and hang-onto-you plots... other books. Like, brownie batter. Such a fun prompt! Or, if you've ever gotten stuck in the rain with someone. Cliche, but not if you make it different! Like my story, I Thought We Did. :D

What kind of music do you listen to?
My friend V is my outlet to new music. I really love Weezer, 80s music, Acceptance, Augustana, All-American Rejects, Bond, Soundtracks, Harry and The Potters, Groove Coverage, Imogen Heap, Black Eyed Peas, Goo Goo Dolls, Keane, Tatu, Panic! At The Disco, Vanessa Carlton, Daniel Powter, Petshop Boys, Phantom Planet, Tal Bachman, Tripod, The Killers, Bitter Sweet, Nickelback, Dashboard Confessional, Snow Patrol, The Postal Service, Mika, Rogue Wave, Happatai, Gunther, Madonna, Semisonic, MorningWood, Ima Robot, Blue October, The Delays, Blink182, Coldplay, Maroon 5, Coconut Records, The Bravery, Lily Allen, HelloGoodbye, Plain White Tees, The Films, Garbage, AFI, Rufus Wainwright, She Wants Revenge, The 88, Muse, Eve 6, Brendan Benson, HIM, The Sunshine Undergound, Kate Nash, Death Cab For Cutie, Landon Pigg, Gregory and the Hawk, Amy Adams, Flight of the Conchords, CSS, Michael Buble, The Pipettes, Draco and the Malfoys, Ginny and the Weasleys, Ingrid Michaelson, The Weepies, Sara Bareilles, and probably lots more. Just talk to me about some :D

What was your favorite story that you wrote?
That's really hard... I had lots of fun writing The Fire In Your Eyes. And Black Quest, that's for sure! Belong to Nowhere was extreme fun... and We Could Be Heroes. How To Make Bubbles Amusing was fun... and Maybe Divination Isn't That Bad... perhaps I Thought We Did... oh, I can't choose!

Your favorite Heroes episode?
Oooh. I loved Genesis and Don't Look Back. I LOVED Hiros. And Unexpected was totally awesome (go Peter!)... Homecoming was GREAT! And so was Six Months Ago. Company Man was excellent, but so was How To Stop An Exploding Man. Also really hard!! But how great was Powerless?

How do you feel about incest?
Hm. Well, yes, it is a bit odd. Considering that it is your family, after all, but I have to say that Petrellicset is truly making incest excellent. :D You won't find me shipping George with Fred or Molly with Bill or James with Harry or something along those lines... But with Nathan and Peter I must say that as brothers, they really are touchy. :D

Who's your favorite House character?
Wilson. He's just so adorable and I think he relates with me a lot. :D Other than that, I love House (who doesn't?) and I have taken a liking to Thirteen :)

MY THING ABOUT WRITING:

I love giving out advice, so I'm here for you if have questions or need help! I don't mind giving people story ideas and not taking credit for them!
I love funny disclaimers.
I absolutely ADORE stories where Sirius comforts Remus or vice-versa. I love slash-comforting stories. And protecting stories... those are adorable.
I love slash, and that's why my slogan is: Slash, because we just can't keep canon straight (I have a shirt that says that:D)
I'm really a very nice person. I review every story I read with always something nice to say.
I love editing stories, so if you need a beta, here I am!
I love it when I can write for someone or if someone writes for me.
Writing with people is SUPER fun in my eyes, so ask if you wanna write together.
Good grammar is a must...
I'll take any requests from anybody for a story of a ship that I can write.
While I enjoy reviews in a good light (who doesn't:D) I don't mind flames or constructive criticism as long as you're nice about it. I want to grow in my writing style and learning from others that have more experience is something that I'm open to. But if someone even dares to review going: It's not canon, you idiot! or Remus/Tonks! or Stop the slash! I will have to resort to no anonymous reviews, something I would hate to do - because half of the reviewers out there are anonymous - I even used to be before I got an account myself.

INFORMATION ABOUT MY COMMUNITY:

Hello! I'm glad to say that I added a community to my records recently, known as the 'The Best of Harry Potter Oneshots'. In this you may include oneshots and twoshots of any pairing. Everybody loves a oneshot. Include drabbles, because they're oneshots too, and imperfect drabbles. Anything with only one or two chapters. You can include your own works, of course. If you need help with how to put stories in the community, just message me at this profile for help. You just find a story that's a well-written oneshot or twoshot and on the bottom, instead of reviewing, scroll on the little bar and choose 'add to C2 Community'. For further questioning contact me. I sent out a staff note to anybody who reviewed my own oneshots, because I don't know necessarily who to turn to. But I hope that my staff will help me by telling their fanfiction friends to subscribe so more people can join. Thanks!

OTHER WAYS TO CONTACT ME:

My LiveJournal is FanficLady and JuliaKerns5

I'm on Myspace, so see me there!

My other site is a blog site, so visit me at Xanga under the name of JuliaKerns5.

My AIM screenname is JuliexCoolie :D (new as of June 2008) Feel free to talk to me :)

That's all you need to know, so I have two letters and a symbol for you:

R&R

Love to all,

JULIA :D ;O :P




1. Almost Undamaged » reviews
WARNING: Slash House/Wilson goodies! Set after Season 4 finale, major Season 4 spoilers! House attempts to deny his feelings for Wilson after he helps comfort him after the bus accident, but can't fall out of what he's fallen into with his friend. Slash!
House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,718 - Reviews: 327 - Updated: 7-24-08 - Published: 5-30-08
2. No One Says No reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB MWPP Era OneShot Sirius is convinced that Remus likes him. Remus isn't. Sirius will ask Remus out every week. Remus always says no. But no one says no to Sirius Black.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 6-2-08 - Published: 6-2-08
3. Something Better Than This reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB Set in PoA before the Shrieking Shack confrontation scene OneShot Sirius takes to visiting his old friend and old lover in hope of rekindling a relationship lost by time. Remus is more than happy to oblige.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5-30-08 - Published: 5-30-08
4. A Little Bit Of Both reviews
WARNING: Slash and Incest PETRELLICEST! Nathan/Peter Spoilers for Powerless Post-Powerless OneShot Nathan is on an interview. Peter decides to tag along, and the interviewer starts wondering about the brother's relationship.
Complete - Heroes - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 5-16-08 - Published: 5-16-08
5. Big Damn Hero reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB MWPP Era OneShot Remus is tired of Sirius constantly being the big damn hero and saving all of the girls instead of someone like Remus or even himself. Remus finally decides to do something about it. R&R! :D
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-11-08 - Published: 5-11-08
6. Well Known Fact reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB OneShot MWPP Era From the second Peter Pettigrew walked into Hogwarts he began unintentionally messing up Sirius' and Remus' relationship.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,167 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 5-8-08 - Published: 5-8-08
7. Toothpaste Out Of The Tube reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB OneShot MWPP Era Sirius finds out about Remus' feelings for him and asks him out without Remus being aware of it. Spring Break Request!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 5-5-08 - Published: 5-5-08
8. Gentlemen Don't Do That » reviews
[AU, set in 1800s][RLSB] In a world where properness is mandatory, Remus finds himself competing for the heart of Miss Lily Evans, a wealthy lady. Sirius and Remus start a playful banter of who 'wins', James or Remus. READ INSIDE SUMMARY. Forbidden love!
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,424 - Reviews: 248 - Updated: 4-27-08 - Published: 6-6-07
9. Two Different Reasons reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB MWPP Era OneShot Two different times, two different ways, two different people, two different reasons to fall in love. When Remus and Sirius realized they were in love with each other. Spring Break Request! :D
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-27-08 - Published: 4-27-08
10. Life Is What Happens When You Make Other Plans reviews
OneShot Spoilers if you squint! Backstory to the hero's lives, like the Bennets on a ski trip, Mohinder and a flat tire, Peter's graduation, Nathan's first son, Niki and Micah buying books for private school, and Gabriel Gray stealing a wallet.
Complete - Heroes - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,767 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-9-08 - Published: 4-9-08
11. Even Dumbledore Knows That Sirius Doesn't Dance reviews
WARNING:Slash RLSB OneShot MWPP Era James wants an extra chance to ask Lily out, so he creates a Yule Ball. Sirius doesn't want to attend, however, because then he would have to dance. And he doesn't like dancing. Remus tries to sway his opinion. REQUEST
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 3-23-08
12. Define Falling In Love reviews
WARNING:Slash RLSB OneShot MWPP Era To the world, Remus was one tiny person. But to Sirius, Remus was the world. And Sirius thinks that's love. Remus, however, thinks differently during Sirius' confession, and that complicates things. SPRING BREAK REQUEST
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 3-22-08 - Published: 3-22-08
13. Except That They Totally Are reviews
SLIGHT Remus/Sirius SLIGHT Slash OneShot MWPP Era They aren't enemies. Except that they totally are. And Remus has no trouble admitting that he's a little bit attracted to Sirius. Except that he totally does. Because Sirius and him are not friends.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-9-08 - Published: 3-9-08
14. Redivivus reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB OneShot After Sirius is arrested, Remus is left puzzled. His friends have dispersed, so what is he left with? Definitely not Remus Lupin. He's ready for a redivivus, so he goes to see Sirius to find out exactly what happened. HAPPY END
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-2-08 - Published: 3-2-08
15. Until You Finish reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB MWPP Era OneShot Sirius joins Remus when he stays home from a Hogsmeade visit. He decides to tell him about his feelings, because when he starts something he has to finish it. Besides, there's firewhiskey and no one else around...
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-2-08 - Published: 3-2-08
16. Xenophobia » reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB AU Sirius and James are only 18, but their names are already well known. As werewolf slayers. Killers of Evil Things and the world's heroes. FINAL CHAPTER IS UP. :D
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,848 - Reviews: 439 - Updated: 3-1-08 - Published: 10-2-07
17. If Devil Tastes As Good As Angel reviews
WARNING: Slash ONESHOT Crowley/Aziraphale PreApocalypse Aziraphale eats devil's food cake. Crowley eats angel's food cake. Aziraphale wants more devil, and Crowley gives it to him in an unceremonious fashion.
Complete - Good Omens - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-26-08 - Published: 2-26-08
18. And Then There Were None reviews
WARNING: Slash ONESHOT RLSB and Slight LEJP One by one, they all had fallen. So thus, each of them, one by one, reunite at Death's Place. Turns from bitter to sweet. :D Rated T for death. DH spoilers.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 2-26-08 - Published: 2-26-08
19. Just Because They're Friends reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB MWPP Era OneShot Just because Sirius and Remus were friends didn't mean they were together. But just because they were friends didn't mean they couldn't. Rated M for mentioning of things.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,050 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 2-2-08 - Published: 2-2-08
20. Not On A Schedule reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB MWPP Era OneShot Everyone thinks that Sirius knows his way around, but truthfully, he doesn't. Remus doesn't either. What was supposed to be their first night together turns into a disaster of nerves. Cute ending! :D
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-22-08 - Published: 1-22-08
21. Back To You reviews
WARNING: Slash and Incest! OneShot PPNP Imperfect Drabble Petrellicest ahoy! Set during 'Powerless'. A different version of Peter's and Nathan's reunion hug.
Complete - Heroes - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-22-08 - Published: 1-22-08
22. Under An Umbrella reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB MWPP Era OneShot Slightly more angsty than my other stuff. Sirius is upset about his family and his preferences, and Remus tries to cheer him up in the best way possible. Remus shouts, Sirius throws pebbles, and they both get very wet.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 1-12-08 - Published: 1-12-08
23. Quidditch Rooms and Libraries reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB MWPP Era OneShot Remus and Sirius move in together, but conflict arises when Sirius wants a quidditch room and Remus wants a library. Sleeping on couches, Peter eating doughnuts, and pranking James ensues. :D
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 1-12-08 - Published: 1-12-08
24. Remus Doesn't Even Like Poetry reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB Slight LEJP MWPP Era Dedicated to all of you readers! Happy Holidays! :D It's Christmastime and the Hogwarts girls are bored with their own lovelife, so they delve into Sirius' and Remus' with amusing results.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 12-22-07 - Published: 12-22-07
25. Mystery Man reviews
WARNING: Slash::MWPP Era::RLSB::Slight LEJP::OneShot: Some kids get Advent Gifts for the 25 days of December. Remus gets unexpected presents from his Mystery Man. But his biggest surprise yet is when he finds out who Anonymous really is on Christmas Day!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,377 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 12-20-07 - Published: 12-20-07
26. We Could Be Heroes » reviews
[AU][RLSB tension][SFDT][SFNT][GWSS][CDHA][CCDM][CCSB] Heroes in Harry Potter form! Rated M for murder and implying of things. You don't need to watch Heroes to understand this. R&R!
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,068 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-22-07 - Published: 7-4-07
27. Quotation Part I reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][Part 1 out of 2][MWPP Era] Sirius is charming fortune cookies for Remus, but Remus doesn't believe in fate, let alone little words of nonsense coming out of baked goods. “Fortune cookies are dooming my life,” Remus said firmly.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 9-27-07 - Published: 9-27-07
28. Side Effects Of Being Gay reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot] No, Remus told himself firmly. It’s just a toiletry bag. Remus finds a makeup bag in the boys' bathroom and thinks that it is Sirius'. Lots of assumptions, throwing of eyeliner pencils, and werewolf rage.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 9-12-07 - Published: 9-12-07
29. Knight In Shining Armor reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot][Imperfect Drabble][Words: 800ish] Remus finds a cockroach on his bed and turns to his knight in shining armor, Sirius.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 9-9-07 - Published: 9-9-07
30. James Has Seen It All reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot] James has seen all of the touches. All of the 'friendly' hugs. And so he thinks that it's time to confront Sirius and Remus about it. How wrong he is about all of it. The touches. The hugs. Even his assumption.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 9-7-07 - Published: 9-7-07
31. Uncontrollable Mating reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot] Remus doesn't mate. He isn't connected to a person for life the wolf doesn't decide his lover for him. And he's indignant when someone asks him about mating. Sirius tries to prove him wrong on Lupercalia.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 8-26-07 - Published: 8-26-07
32. Fighting The Fleas reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot] Padfoot has the fleas, and it's up to Remus to help him get rid of them.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-25-07 - Published: 8-25-07
33. Zenith Degree reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][JPLE][OneShot][MWPP Era] Remus and Sirius play matchmaker for James and Lily, even though they end up getting something for themselves too! Extreme fun! “Are you stripping, Potter?” Lily asked disbelievingly.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 8-13-07
34. Obviously Me reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot] Remus writes Sirius a love letter and foolishly leaves it on the top of his trunk. James reads it and thinks it's meant for him... chaos ensues. :D Happy ending, though!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 8-11-07 - Published: 8-11-07
35. When Roses Wilt reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][OneShot][MWPP Era] When all of the roses wilt, Sirius will no longer love him. But there's a thing that Remus is missing... Sirius takes Remus on to Hogsmeade for Valentine's Day! What fun! Happy Birthday to the dearest JeminaKay!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 8-10-07 - Published: 8-10-07
36. If I Died reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot][Dialogue Only] Sirius wonders what Remus would do if he would die. Remus wonders too. A bit more than just answers are in store... R&R!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 8-8-07 - Published: 8-8-07
37. Communication Can Still Be Found In Silence reviews
[WARNING:Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot] “I feel the same way.” Sirius murmured back. Remus always thought that they didn’t need conversation to communicate, and tonight had proved just that and more. Sirius finds out that Remus is a werewolf. Just Sirius
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-3-07 - Published: 8-3-07
38. Making The Summertime Easier reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][OneShot][Imperfect Drabble][MWPP Era] What the picture of Muggle girls in clad bikinis in Sirius' room really was... R&R!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-31-07 - Published: 7-31-07
39. Maybe Divination Isn't That Bad reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][OneShot][MWPP Era] In the beginning of their thirdyear, the Gryffindors are assigned to keep a diary. Within all of the privacy, Sirius helps Remus in a way he never thought he could. But he does make a mistake, too... Happy Ending!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 7-16-07 - Published: 7-16-07
40. Everything Perfect Is Erased reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot] Sirius and Remus are together but after Sirius gets into a fight, he knocks his head and gets amnesia, therefore forgetting everything. Can Remus help him remember how they used to be?
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 7-2-07 - Published: 7-2-07
41. Misunderstanding A Misunderstanding reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][OneShot][MWPP Era][Requested by Cuban Sombrero Gal! YAY!] Remus overhears Sirius and James talking one night and thinks that they are together. To make Sirius jealous, Remus turns to Peter... :D R&R!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-11-07 - Published: 6-11-07
42. Not A Joke reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot][Written with the excellent xxacidxx!] James wants Sirius to play an April Fool's joke on Remus, but it's hard to find it funny when Remus doesn't even know it's April Fool's Day. Uh oh... R&R!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 6-8-07 - Published: 6-8-07
43. I Thought We Did reviews
[WARNING: Slash and implying of certain things][RLSB][ONESHOT][MWPP Era] Sirius hates hangovers. But he hates waking up next to someone when he has a hangover. Someone like REMUS. A 'Morning After' story that is completely different than the usual ones!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 6-7-07 - Published: 6-7-07
44. How To Make Bubbles Amusing reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot] Written with the eversotalented HermioneGranger47393! Sirius and Remus are together and try to find a way to tell James and Peter. Very fluffy and much too hilarious rehearsals ensue. Were they even needed? :D
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 6-3-07 - Published: 6-3-07
45. It Had Only Been His Birthday reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot] It's Remus' birthday and Sirius forgets... now what? Promised happy ending!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-3-07 - Published: 6-3-07
46. Do You Believe In Perfect Kisses? reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][OneShot][MWPP Era] Why do Remus and Sirius always have perfect kisses in fanfiction? In real life, it's NEVER perfect... a story where kissing goes horribly wrong. Lots of hesitation and angry caretakers. Happy ending, though! :D
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 5-29-07 - Published: 5-29-07
47. When Peter Supposedly Eats Plastic Fruit reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot] Remus is desperate and asks James to slip Sirius a love potion, but Sirius catches him and instead pours it into Peter's drink, not knowing what the potion is or what he's even done... for the lovely JeminaKay!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 5-28-07 - Published: 5-28-07
48. Just Once reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot][Unhappy Ending] Remus is dating someone, but he doesn't have any sexual experience and asks for help from Sirius. Sirius accepts, but when it's done it doesn't feel it like Remus does.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 5-24-07 - Published: 5-24-07
49. 44 Things Remus Would Die For reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot] Remus makes a list of things he would die for. Sirius reads it. And of course, he wasn't supposed to... Very fluffy and warm. Made me want to write a 44 Things I Would Die For list! R&R
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 5-19-07 - Published: 5-19-07
50. Fanastasia » reviews
[AU][Possible Slash RLSB] Remus and Sirius meet in the supermarket when they're six years old right after Remus has gotten bitten by Fenrir. While they know nothing of a magical world, Remus helps Sirius overcome troubles with his family.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5-19-07 - Published: 5-3-07
51. I Thought That Was Obvious reviews
[WARNING: Slash][MWPP Era][OneShot][RLSB] Sirius and Remus have just gotten together and Remus ponders things... is he just another fling? So he asks Sirius a series of questions to find out, and it results in rather interesting conclusions. Happy ending.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-18-07 - Published: 5-18-07
52. Belong To Nowhere » reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP era] What if Remus was in Ravenclaw and not in Gryffindor? What if he discovered the three friends in seventh year, and while he becomes enemies with James he falls in love with Sirius? Violence, cussing, and sexual material.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,622 - Reviews: 213 - Updated: 5-18-07 - Published: 4-1-07
53. Hotel Roosevelt » reviews
[WARNING: Slash.][RLSB][MWPP era] “So,” Sirius says from inside the bathroom. “How warm will it be in Newcastle?” Remus, Sirius, James, and Peter take a road trip! Request from HelplessRomantic. Loosely based off the song 'Hotel Roosevelt' from Augustana.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 5-17-07 - Published: 3-19-07
54. Something Simply Worthwhile reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][Oneshot][Imperfect Drabble][MWPP era] Sirius feels blunt and wants to do something worthwhile. And he knows just who to be blunt to...
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-3-07 - Published: 5-3-07
55. You've Been Zapped reviews
[WARNING:Slash][RLSB][OneShot][MWPP era]Playing Zap, Remus admits, is a lot more fun then he had ever expected. It’s like he is being everybody’s matchmaker. There is weirdness and randomness and Remus can't help but wonder who has 'Remus' on their palm..
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 4-29-07 - Published: 4-29-07
56. Ending Things On Broken Petals reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][ONESHOT][MWPP era] Remus loves Sirius but Sirius doesn't. Remus thinks it's time to end things, and he ends things on petals that he pulls one after another. Deep and tragic. Unhappy ending.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-22-07 - Published: 3-22-07
57. It Ends Tonight » reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP era] Goes after AllAmerican Reject's 'It Ends Tonight'. Remus tells Sirius that he loves him, and Sirius has to reject him. They switch positions right afterwards, where things are no longer repairable. Requested sequel ending!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-20-07 - Published: 3-4-07
58. Black Quest » reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP era] James is tired of seeing Remus frustrated with his infatuation on Sirius, so he gives Remus five tasks to do so Sirius will fall in love with him, or he'll tell Sirius. Even when everything goes wrong, James' tasks work.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,251 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 3-15-07 - Published: 3-11-07
59. Temptation » reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP era][Threeshot] James gets involved at the wrong time to make a bet with Sirius to keep his hands on 'OneGirlForAWeek' without going to another. Of course, James is only messing stuff up, like usual, and Remus is left to fix it
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 3-10-07 - Published: 3-1-07
60. Still Etched reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][Oneshot][After PoA era] Remus has found Sirius again, and Sirius says he is innocent. But things don't feel the same anymore. Happy ending. R&R! :D
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-28-07 - Published: 2-28-07
61. Proof Needed reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][ONESHOT][Purely Dialogue] Sirius wonders about the future. Remus doubts. Sirius thinks he will miss Remus. Remus doubts. Sirius has to prove some things...
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-24-07 - Published: 2-24-07
62. Mistaken Impressions reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][Drabble only 100 words] Extremely short because it's a drabble. It's extremely hard to notice two Gryffindors because they keep things safe and discreet, even though it's more than that. R&R!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-24-07 - Published: 2-24-07
63. Out Of Line reviews
[WARNING: slash][RLSB][Mild JPLE][MWPP era][ONESHOT] The N.E.W.T. exams are over and the Gryffindors play Truth or Dare. And some Spin The Bottle... things turn ugly as everything goes out of line and Remus reveals something he never would have by choice.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 2-20-07 - Published: 2-20-07
64. Nobody Needs To Know » reviews
[WARNING: slash][RLSB][MWPP era][TWOSHOT] Sirius writes Remus a love letter in his fifth year and doesn't give it to him until graduation on their seventh year. Remus doesn't see him until five years later about the note. Have Sirius' feelings changed?
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 2-18-07 - Published: 2-17-07
65. Say It reviews
[WARNING: slash][RLSB][MWPP era][ONESHOT] Sirius and Remus can mix up when to say what when one of them asks 'say it'. One night one of them accidentally interprets it the wrong way and questions arise both ways.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-15-07 - Published: 2-15-07
66. Love Lies reviews
[WARNING: slash][RLSB][MWPP era][ONESHOT] “Love lies, kissing sucks, and signs can be very misleading.” Remus says quickly. The only thing that is bothering him is that what he said was right: Love lies. And Remus is being gullible.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-11-07 - Published: 2-11-07
67. More Than Just Chronicles » reviews
[WARNING: Slash] [RLSB][MWPP era] [InProgess Story] But not one day passed when Remus didn’t contemplate how lucky he was that they didn’t know his greatest secret. Yet. [Summary will change with every chapter]
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-3-07 - Published: 1-26-07
68. The Other Way reviews
[WARNING: slash][RLSB][MWPP era][ONESHOT][SongFic] Love for Weezer! This story follows a song from the band 'Weezer', too. Remus muses about his infatuation on Sirius and how he'll probably never admit it to him. Unhappy ending.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-31-07 - Published: 1-31-07
69. One Last Final Kiss reviews
[WARNING: slash][RLSB][ONESHOT] Sirius is dead and Remus is left alone wishing for one last final kiss. This is RemusSirius even though Sirius' name isn't mentioned in the story. Not short enough to be a drabble but short nonetheless. R&R!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-18-07 - Published: 1-18-07
70. A Perfect Picture: A Yearbook Story reviews
Dumbledore comes up with the Muggle idea to give Seventh Years yearbooks for a memory. But along with that is a little potion that changes everybody, especially feelings. Very random but cute. HPHG ONESHOT
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-17-07 - Published: 1-17-07
71. Only In Dreams reviews
[WARNING: slash][RLSB][MWPP era][ONESHOT][SongFic] Weezer's 'Only In Dreams' is the main focus of this story. Remus only lives in dreams because then he is with Sirius.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 1-8-07
72. Among Broomsticks and Dogs reviews
[WARNING: slash][RLSB][MWPP era][ONESHOT] After Gryffindor seals a rainy and windy victory of the Quidditch cup, Sirius and Remus get trapped in a broomshed soaking wet. Originally called 'The Broom Shed'
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 1-8-07
73. Move Along reviews
[WARNING: slash][RLSB][MWPP era][ONESHOT][SongFic] Off of 'Move Along' from the AllAmerican Rejects. Sirius thinks someone should worry about Remus.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 1-8-07
74. Kiss Me reviews
[WARNING: slash][RLSB][MWPP era][ONESHOT][SongFic] Based off of 'Kiss Me' from Sixpence None the Richer. Many different tiny stories of RemusSirius moments.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 1-8-07
75. Perfect Situation reviews
[WARNING: slash][RLSB][MWPP era][ONESHOT][SongFic] Based off the song 'My Best Friend' from Weezer but named after 'Perfect Situation' from Weezer, too. Sirius gets an angry letter from home and Remus is there to comfort him.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 1-8-07
76. It Must Have Been The Mistletoe reviews
[WARNING: slash][RLSB][MWPP era][ONESHOT] Another Christmas story! After Sirius finds out that Remus was unceremoniously trapped under a library mistletoe with a Hufflepuff, he goes to great lengths to corner Remus under one as well.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 1-8-07
77. Meeting Eyes In The Dark reviews
[WARNING: slash][RLSB][MWPP era][ONESHOT] Remus and Sirius visit each other during night to talk about their worries, but Remus stops after he realizes he loves Sirius after a nightmare. But one more nighttime visit changes everything.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 1-8-07
78. A Perfect Christmas reviews
[WARNING: slash][RLSB][MWPP era][ONESHOT] Remus wants to tell Sirius how he feels on Christmas Eve but his transformation is blocking his way. But instead Sirius takes control of the situation to surprise Remus with a gift on Christmas Day.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 1-8-07
79. It was a Party reviews
[WARNING: slash][RLSB][MWPP era][ONESHOT] It's the last New Year the marauders will spend at Hogwarts, but Remus is gloomy because he didn't even fulfill the one resolution he had had. But maybe it's not too late...
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 1-8-07
80. The Fire In Your Eyes reviews
[WARNING: slash][RLSB][MWPP era][ONESHOT] Remus is in love with Sirius but is too afraid to tell him and attempts to proceed to big measures to avoid him. Sirius, however, is having none of it.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 1-8-07
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