| Llama Mama23 |
Author has written 14 stories for Twilight. Hello, my name is Llama Mama! The first thing you all need to know about me is that I'm very lazy. Ridiculously so. Therefore if you REALLY want something updated, you have to yell (type quite loudly) at me. Threats are particularly amusing! (I can't even count the number of times people have threatened to send strange animals after me...and somehow it makes me feel like updating!) I am a strange person. Like really stange. My stories are almost all ridiculous-roll-on-the-floor-with-laughter kinda things. It amazes me how many other people out there also have crazy senses of humor. My alltime favorite books are the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. All of my fanfictions will probably be about that. Also, my official number one fan, Murmmer, has a cousin who I wish to give a MAJOR thanks to for making a MOVIE out of Notes. Yes, my dear ladies (and gentlemen?) a MOVIE. You can see it on youtube by clicking HERE. I personally love it to death. GO WATCH IT! Enjoy my humble works! Go Llamas! | |||||||
1. Notes » reviewsEdward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,499 - Reviews: 2609 - Updated: 12-29-08 - Published: 5-14-07 - Complete2. Conditioning » reviewsIt's now required for Forks High School students to take a semester of CONDITIONING gym! When both Edward and Emmett show up in Bella's class, what will happen? Series of gym-related drabbles.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 256 - Updated: 5-26-08 - Published: 4-11-083. Who knew? reviewsAs Bella and Jessica are driving back from Port Angeles, a song comes on that makes Bella remember things she shouldn't. Things that hurt. Songfic: Who knew? by Pink.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 4-10-08 - Complete4. Blank Pictures reviewsIn 'New Moon', Edward takes the package of pictures that Bella was going to send to her mother, right before he leaves her. This is his side of that event. One shot.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 1-30-08 - Complete5. Brainstorming pranks reviewsThe Cullens decide to play a prank on Edward. Will he find out? How is Bella involved? How far will the Cullens go with this trick?Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 136 - Published: 8-17-07 - Complete6. Popsicle reviewsEdward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 247 - Published: 8-1-07 - Complete7. Karaoke night! » reviewsBella and the Cullens go to a party, with KARAOKE!What song will each Cullen pick?What about Bella? A collection of songfics.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,697 - Reviews: 360 - Updated: 7-8-07 - Published: 6-26-07 - Complete8. Vampiric Peaches reviewsEmmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 579 - Published: 5-31-07 - Complete9. Llamas reviewswhat will happen when Edward and Bella go to a Llama farm? with REAL Llamas!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 98 - Published: 5-27-07 - Complete10. Sneaky Money reviewsEdward 'accidentally' puts one million dollars in Bella's bank account. She is NOT happy. Oneshot.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 120 - Published: 5-18-07 - Complete11. Skating reviewsBella and Edward go rollar skating!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 4-18-07 - Complete12. Which one? reviewsBella makes a very important shopping choice. Pointless.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 90 - Published: 4-8-07 - Complete13. Jacob becomes Alpha reviewsJacob becomes Alpha of the LaPush pack. Bella drops by for a chat. What will happen when he finds out that she really does want to be a vampire?Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 1-27-07 - Complete14. The Locket reviewsBella gets a locket with Edwards picture inside...What will he do when he finds out?One shot.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 78 - Published: 1-27-07 - Complete