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since: 01-07-07, id: 1190156, Profile Updated: 09-02-09
country: United States
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Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, Inuyasha, and Yu-Gi-Oh GX.

hi its me ninbunny Alchemist!

name: there are millions of names pick one

nicknames: toast and ninbunny

Age: 1- million pick a #


http://ninbunnyachemist.deviantart.com


fav. anime:

Axis Power Hetalia

kodomo no jikan

Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei

Lain

.hack _Roots and dusk_

FMA

yu-gi-oh GX

pokemon just because of the characters

Keroro gunso

Fav peoples...

America-kun

UN-kun

Italy-kun

Russia-kun

Germany-kun

Itoshiki Nozomu

Altair

Lain

zane

Balmung

Haseo

roy

ed

riza

jirachi from pokemon

and a lot more!_!

Pairs

UNxAmerica

ItalyxGermany

royxriza

and a lot more!

quotes

worship toast ... why? because toast is toast! - me

GASP!- my friend

nothing is nothing expect for nothing - jesshiku-chan

...- me

Maybe?-me

You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or MySpace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

"REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground? the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs? when )m 0 m( was your hero and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry? when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest? when - WAR- was a card game and life was simple and care free? remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP? Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile! My best friend is insane. If you agree, or have an insane best friend, copy this into your profile! If you have ever fallen up the stairs (and that takes talent!) copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a brick wall, copy this into your profile.

Murphy's law of combat (some of them)

If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike.

If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short.

If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.

The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.

The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions:
a. When they're ready.
b. When you're not.

There is no such thing as a perfect plan.

Five second fuses always burn three seconds.

The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard.

The easy way is always mined.

Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.

If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone.

Incoming fire has the right of way.

No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.
No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.

If the enemy is within range, so are you.

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

Things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't.

Things that must work together, can't be carried to the field that way.

Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.

Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and especially during both).

Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.

Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs

Weather ain't neutral.

If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you.

The one item you need is always in short supply.

Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.

The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass.

Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the Colonel's HQ.

The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.

The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.

When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.

If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything.

The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.

To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.

When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.

There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.

Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.

Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching.

Odd objects attract fire. You are odd.

What gets you promoted from one rank gets you killed in the next rank.

If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.

If you need an officer in a hurry take a nap.

If at first you don't succeed, then bomb disposal probably isn't for you.

Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever volunteer to do anything.

The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.

The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to carry out.

Smart bombs have bad days too.

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not your friend.

Uncrating and assembly instructions are always inside the crate.

If you have a personality conflict with your superior: he has the personality, you have the conflict.

If you enter the CO's Presence with an idea, you will leave his Presence with the CO's idea.

And now for something comepletely different! You know, you read/watch too much Hetalia stuff, when:

- you end every sentence with "aru"

- you want to offend someone by calling him "damn twat" or "potato bastard"

- you want to become one with Russia

- you commented last Canada/Russia hockey match like that: "Yeah, Matt once again kicked Ivan's ass!"

- during history lessons, when you're reading/hearing about some meanness done by one nation to another (for exemple: England to Spain), you're thinking: "Damn Arthur. How could you do it to poor Antonio, you bastard?"

- (speaking of Arthur) you're swearing like this: "What the bloody hell?! I will kill that (bloody) prat/twat/Kraut!"

- seeing spaghetti, you're scream with excitement: "Pastaaaa!"

- your mom wants to throw out your old cloths and you say: "How can you throw cloths, when they are still wearable?! What would Franz Joseph say?!"

- you're afraid of your little sister, because you think she wants to marry you

- you think you have bushy brows, because Arthur had cursed you

- you're constantly checking the YouTube in search of "Marukaite Chikyuu" in your country's version

- you wish, your older brother was like Gilbert

- you threaten school bullies, you will kill them with your awesome wok fighting skills

- you named your teddy bear Kumajirou, your cat Shinatty and your dog Hana-Tamago

- Every time someone said that Prussia doesn't exist, you scream, "PRUSSIA THE GLORIOUS NATION EXISTS!!"

- Every time you see your favorite country's flag you squee in delight and screamed that Nation's human name (or country name).

- If you fight with your friend/enemy, you think your friends as your "alliences" and the fight itself as "WWIII" or simply "war"

- If somebody bossed you around you think they tried to invade you

- You think of your relationship with friends/family/lover/whatever in terms of Hetalia relationships

- you sing: "Delitious tomato song", seing tomatoes

- you're calling genitalia "vital regions" and the lost of virginity - an "invation on vital regions"

...I will updating it as long as I will have ideas.

this is a video u have to watch... it's really funny, SLEEPOVER RAMDOMESS: Akatsuki style, it's on www.youtube.com


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1. Turing back time » reviews
Sakumo wants to spend more time with his son, but Kakashi is always busy with school and training. What happens when Sakumo gets what he wants, but in a very unsuspected way!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,012 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 12-3-08 - Published: 2-6-08 - Sakumo H. & Kakashi H.
2. What was Lost now is Found » reviews
Inutaisho's first mate was killed before their pup was born. She looked like and had the powers as Kagome. Now Kagome is transported into Inutaisho's time. Will Kagome fall in love with Inutaisho or will Inuyasha save her before it's to late. InutaixKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,159 - Reviews: 182 - Updated: 6-3-08 - Published: 7-13-07 - Inutaisho & Kagome
3. Finding out about the past » reviews
Continuation of Sensei's family... What if team 7 got all the rookies and Guy’s team interested about finding about Kakashi’s family! When they get sent back to the past they might get more then they expect!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-12-08 - Published: 12-25-07 - Kakashi H.
4. A Ninja no Kushimasu reviews
We are back to Konoha for XMas and there will be more chaos then ever... Continuation of Ninja no Shiawasena Kanshasai in my holiday specials!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-24-07 - Kakashi H. & Sakumo H. - Complete
5. Sensei's family » reviews
this is about kakashi's family and what goes on in their lives as a normal ninja family... but in konoha nothing is normal expressly the hatake house Please enjoy and R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-17-07 - Published: 4-16-07 - Kakashi H. & Sakumo H. - Complete
6. Ninja no Shiawasena Kanshasai ! reviews
It's Thanksgiving and my friends and I go to the Naruto world...What will happen... that's for you to find out :P
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-22-07 - Complete
7. My brother's story » reviews
Sy tells his friends about Zane's heath before he died...
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-29-07 - Published: 9-7-07 - Ryo M.
8. inutaisho's life story » reviews
inutaisho is the westernlord but what happend before that? this is the scroll of the great inu form pup and a little before to lord to husband to father... please R&R
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-14-07 - Published: 7-11-07 - Inutaisho
9. sesshomaru's bday » reviews
it's sesshomaru's birthday so rin and jaken go looking for presents on the way others join lets just say it's going to be an interesting party Please R&R
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,528 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 7-9-07 - Published: 5-11-07 - Sesshomaru
10. kakashi's first love » reviews
this is a story about kakashi and his first love and the problems he has to show his love for her this is my first story so please comment:
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-9-07 - Published: 2-14-07 - Kakashi H. - Complete
11. To this Time » reviews
This is about kakashi's mother and his family i don't know why i feel like saying what i think happened to her i think P.S PLEASE COMMENT THANKS: oh and rated t for blood you see
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-9-07 - Published: 2-15-07 - Kakashi H. - Complete
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